Full-time master full-time sparring

Chapter 1 Once upon a time there was a tree, and there was a little girl on the tree

"Om - hum -"

Jiang Botao's phone on the dining table vibrated, and Zhou Zekai, who was sitting beside him, inadvertently glanced at the lit phone screen, and frowned unconsciously.

"Brother Jiang, help!"

"Hello, what?!" Jiang Botao yelled after picking up the phone, and the whole restaurant seemed to be paused.

In the evening, Jiang Botao turned on the computer and continued to study the game information. The phone hanging on the desktop rang. He saw that the flashing avatars were the group of professional players, so he subconsciously clicked on it.

Huang Shaotian: "Hey, hey, what's going on, it's been hotly searched on Weibo, #转形战家先生早晚按笼小公园迷跑#, what the hell are you doing? Come out and explain, Samsara, what are you doing in the park so early in the morning? Do you go to morning exercises? That seems to be the hobby of the elderly, but why do you carry a ladder to your morning exercises? Carrying a ladder to your morning exercises can’t be to dig out bird eggs, but there should be no bird eggs on trees in winter, do you think you are stupid? Is it stupid or not... (three pictures on Weibo)"

The following immediately followed a row of sweating expressions...

Huang Shaotian's sharp eyes spotted the captain and vice-captain of the Samsara team lining up in the queue, but wisely he only knocked on the vice-team Jiang Botao.

"Jiang Botao, Jiang Botao, Jiang Botao, come out and explain, what are you doing in the park early in the morning carrying a ladder, are you digging out bird eggs? Are you stupid? Winter Where did the birds’ eggs come from on the tree, or are you full of food…”

Jiang Botao: "..." What can I say...

Looking at a group of melon eaters queuing up to ask for the truth, Jiang Botao had no choice but to explain honestly: "Well, it's actually because a little girl from our team's technical department went for a walk in a small park in the morning and happened to meet a grandparent and grandson. I went out to walk the cat, but the cat ran up the tree and couldn't get up and down, so she kindly helped to go up the tree to catch the cat, but she couldn't get down either, so..." Jiang Botao believed that everyone should understand after he explained.

"So she hugged the cat on the tree and called you, and you carried the ladder to the park to rescue her, and you were photographed and searched on Weibo, right? This is too funny, everyone said yes No, you are too funny, too funny, you are all talents in reincarnation hahahaha..."

A group of laughing and crying expressions flashed below, it was obvious that everyone agreed with Huang Shaotian's words this time.

"So, there is actually a girl in your reincarnation technology department, or a 'little' girl?" Sure enough, it was Fang Rui, a master of obscenity, with a different focus from others.

Everyone knew Jiang Botao's age, if he could say the word "little" from his mouth, it must be a young girl.

Immediately, someone raised a question: "Deputy Jiang, are you sure you made the right call? Technical department? Could it be a new recruit from your reincarnation public relations department?" Although the public relations departments of the major teams are basically all men, but When mentioning girls, besides the contestants, the first thing that comes to mind is the clerks of the public relations department.

Jiang Botao introduced the age of the girl from the technical department with great pride and said, "Our little girl Lu is a talented girl, how about a top student in the Chinese Department of University B!"

"Pfft—Jiang Botao, is there something wrong with you or your reincarnation technology department? Hey, it can't be that there is something wrong with our eyes, Chinese department? Are you sure it's not the PR department but the technology department? Are you sure? Are you sure are you sure???" Huang Shaotian didn't know why he was going crazy, although he was still chattering as usual, but today he said three times especially important things.

Jiang Botao seemed to have known that ordinary people would react like this, and replied calmly: "Yes, I graduated from the Chinese Department of B University, but... well, I can only understand it. According to rumors, anyway, the strength can stand the test, what's wrong, is there any problem? ┓(-`)┏" Vice-team Jiang had a good appetite.

Thinking of Sun Erxiang, a certain tsundere boy who is the same age as this technical girl, who is still "stupid and naive" even though he has already become a master, everyone is silent...

"Deputy Jiang, a beautiful genius girl, please ask for pictures and the truth!"

"Seek pictures and truth 1"

"Seek pictures and truth 2"

"..."

"Seeking pictures and truth plus 10086!"

Zhou Zekai: "Xiao Jiang, it's a meeting."

"Okay Captain, I'll be here right away." Jiang Botao left a smirk on his face and fled coolly, leaving behind a group of people waiting for a daydream.

Everyone in front of the screen blinked, what's going on? ? ?

"What are you doing, hello!"

"You're being silly, reincarnation!!!"

"..."

And the other protagonist of the incident, Miss Lu from the Technical Department, who was trapped in a tree and couldn't get up and down, was dizzily digging out bread from the refrigerator, barely ate a few bites for dinner, and then set off from the former sister-in-law in S City. I found cold medicine from the medicine box I prepared for her and took it, and then I was about to lie back on the bed and recover the dead body.

"Beep beep!"

Lu Guan'er put down the cat pillow in her arms. The fact that there is no heating in the south is a bit of a disadvantage for her, a native of the north, and the air conditioner seems to be a little weak today.She had no choice but to button the hood of the rabbit pajamas on her head, moved to the desk and clicked on it.

"Xiaoxiao( ̄▽ ̄)/, I received the rabbit pajamas you bought, very cute, thank you~"

"Sister Mu Mu (〃'▽'〃), I received it, let's dress up as sisters~"

Over there, Su Mucheng was a little surprised to see Lu Wan'er replying so quickly. Normally, the little girl should not be by the computer at this time.

Mu Yuchengfeng: "Have you had dinner yet?"

Smiling: "I have eaten ()" If bread counts...

So Su Mucheng didn't care too much, and relayed the topic that just happened in the professional player group to the protagonist of the topic, and added a sentence at the end, little girl, you are popular in the entire professional circle (covering mouth and laughing) .

The corner of Lu Guan'er's mouth twitched. Du Ming said in the morning that she contracted Team Samsara for a year as a joke. It seems that his definition of scope is still narrow. The taciturn Huang Shaotian seems to be a gossip king.

Smiled: "By the way, sister, will my second brother come for the All-Star Weekend? I'll hit him and he ignores me (^)"

Mu Yuchengfeng: "Maybe I didn't see it, you know he works the night shift, I think he should go, he said that their boss counted him as a business trip."

Smiled: "Their boss is so nice, hey, I don't know when he will be willing to equip a mobile phone, he is happy to be a caveman ╮(╯﹏╰)╭"

"Dangdangdang!"

Lu Guaner looked at the alarm clock on the table, wondering that the person who always clicked on the alarm clock actually arrived early today, explained to Su Mucheng with super-high hand speed, closed the chat box, and ran to open the door.

"Why are you here today..." Lu Guaner opened the door, and suddenly she saw the cool and handsome face of "Team Flower" in Samsara. She secretly glanced behind "Team Flower", but it was No other figures were found, so he raised a smiling face and asked carefully, "Captain, what do you want from me?"

"Uh, that, Xiao Jiang..." Zhou Zekai hesitated in his heart and didn't know how to explain it. He should have let Jiang Botao come with him to help explain (translate) explain (translate) before leaving.

"Oh, Vice Captain Jiang has something to do, so he asked the captain to come over?" Lu Guaner suddenly realized, and at the same time scolded Jiang Botao in his heart.

Zhou Zekai was very satisfied with Lu Guaner's ability to comprehend his meaning so quickly, and the corners of his mouth raised slightly uncontrollably.

Lu Guan suddenly felt dizzy, so... so handsome...

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