Don't press your head to engage in cp

The whole family became lively because of his mother's voice alone. Xu Shi hadn't seen Jiang Beiyan for a long time, and his mother kept talking non-stop, and she was a little incoherent during the period.

There was a table of meals, including fish and meat. His father was in a good mood, so he poured a small glass of white wine to drink.

Jiang Beiyan was sitting at the table, smelling the smell had already aroused the glutton in his stomach, and stretched out his hand to steal it. His father saw him and patted the back of his hand and handed him the chopsticks.

His father said with a smile: "You are not in good shape. If your mother sees it, she will punish you for a long time."

"By the way, Yanyan, how is your classmate doing in the competition? Have you ever bullied others? You don't need to guess that your classmate must be taking care of you because of your fear of chaos in the world."

His mother was carrying a large pot of winter melon pork rib soup. Seeing this, Jiang Beiyan took it with insight and put it in the middle of the table.

Afterwards, Jiang Beiyan's eyes flickered, and he made nonsense: "Oh! His grades are very good... However, I haven't had time to celebrate him yet, because I am in a hurry to catch the train."

Her mother put food in the bowl for him: "You are so sophisticated, you really don't know what to do, there is still time left, you go to city B to eat and live in other people's homes, you, your classmate is also from Ancheng, next time I will call my classmate home , Mom made a table of delicious food to thank you, did you hear me clearly?"

Jiang Beiyan: "..."

If someone really came to the door, with the character of a wolf cub, seeing his parents would definitely kneel down and beg the two elders to allow them to be together, and you two would definitely faint on the spot.

Thinking about the scene of the Shura field, Jiang Beiyan just lowered his head to cook, and his body was tense, for fear that his mother's piercing eyes would see something on him.

Father Jiang compared the chopsticks, signaling to eat the food quickly, otherwise the food will not be so tasty and textured when it is cold.

His mother looked at his father, then at Jiang Beiyan: "You see, you have only been in half a semester, why have you lost so much weight? You used to be so cute and chubby. Eat more. This braised pork is your grandma. Raised black pork tastes better than outside."

Jiang Beiyan paused, and said helplessly, "Mom, if I get fatter, no one will want me."

Mother Jiang said: "Nonsense, how can you be so handsome that no one wants you? When you were in school, there were more and more love letters in your schoolbag every day. You always hid them secretly, and carefully corrected their typos and sentences. "

Speaking of this, the Jiang family's parents laughed heartily, and the joy and harmony were very warm.

Jiang Beiyan: "..."

He really wanted to ask how his parents knew about this, but he couldn't open his mouth, it would be embarrassing to be old.

Father Jiang also couldn't help muttering a few words: "Say a few words less, save some face for the child, whoever is young doesn't do a few stupid things."

Mother Jiang gave him a blank look: "Your little son has liked beautiful things since he was a child, and he talked about his beautiful sister every day. I remember he said that he met a beautiful younger brother in City A, and he went to play with him every day. I call people in my dreams."

Jiang Beiyan: "..."

Have it?

no!

As soon as he got home, he was about to be exposed by his mother, the school grass was really depressed.

"One time, you came back crying and said that you were kissed by your pretty brother. Do you remember that?" The corner of his mother's mouth curled up, and she gave Jiang Beiyan a meaningful look.

Jiang Beiyan experienced social death again: "..."

After being kissed that time, he was very sad, and he drank too much ice coke, so he sat on the toilet and cried and had diarrhea. As a result, he couldn’t get out because his fart/butt was stuck in it because his parents went out to buy vegetables. Crying and crying alone, my voice is hoarse - I really answered the sentence called "every day should not be answered, and the ground is not working well"

It was the elder brother who came back to see him, and rescued the younger brother from the misery with his own hands in the way of "Sima Guang smashing the vat".

Afterwards, his parents were quite angry and asked his brother why they didn't pull your brother out and insisted on smashing the toilet.Unexpectedly, his good brother said that the younger brother was too heavy to pull.

Since then, it has left a deep shadow on the 15-year-old him.

And vowed that if he met that poor boy again, he would definitely beat him to death.

This incident also became the laughing point of the Jiang family after dinner.

For example, now, the good parents of the school grass pointed at the photos on the wall and said with a smile: "You said that our eldest son is such an honest and boring person, why didn't he save his younger brother at the first time, but turned on the camera to take a historic photo. "

Papa Jiang Xiaomi took a sip of white wine: "Beichen, he's called Mansao."

Jiang Beiyan: "..."

I admire his parents from the bottom of my heart, keep pace with the times, they even know the word mensao, admire and admire...

Back in the room, Jiang Beiyan picked up the pillow beside him, turned over and pressed his head hard, his whole face was buried in the bedding, and he couldn't breathe... What to do, after only a few hours of separation, he actually missed Lu Nan a little bit.

At this moment, Jiang Beiyan thought of Lin Er's words, "Homophobia is the real secret"

Tmd... Has Lin Ergou opened his mouth?

At eleven o'clock in the evening, his parents fell asleep, and Lu Nan sent him a video call request according to the timing. Jiang Beiyan tiptoed out of bed and took out the bluetooth headset from his schoolbag. He didn't turn it on until everything was done.

Jiang Beiyan put on his clothes in a proper manner, sat up and held up his mobile phone, while Lu Nan opened up casually, with no clothes on his upper body, showing his good figure.

Lu Nan seemed to have taken a bath, and there were still a few drops of water hanging on the Adam's apple on his neck, not to mention how sexy it was.

Lu Nan scratched his hair: "I miss you, the bed without you is icy cold, not even half warm."

Jiang Beiyan pursed his lips, pretending that he didn't hear Lu Nan's confession of lovesickness, even if he acquiesced that the two of them were dating, it was impossible for them to develop so fast, and they started talking nasty things only the next day.

School Herb Materia Medica said it was difficult to do.

After talking to himself for a while, Lu Nan wronged and accused him: "Why am I the one talking, did you change your mind after returning home? Or is it that your reason gradually came back, and you regretted being with me?"

With burning ears, Jiang Beiyan whispered, "I miss you too, it's not convenient for me to talk, my parents sleep next door to me."

The nameless Lu Nan sighed softly. He kissed him through the screen and said, "Is your family short of a son-in-law? I want to go."

Jiang Beiyan: "..."

"Invert/insert the door, when I see you will be inserted/in the soil, if you bend me, my parents will never let you go." Jiang Beiyan deliberately threatened him.

Lu Nan: "Heaven and earth conscience, we two really love each other, it's not me who bends you, brother, how can you make false accusations?"

"Besides, I'm going to marry you into my old Lu's family in the future. If your parents don't agree, I'll steal you. If you can't, I'll rob you. If you can't, I'll go to your house."

Seeing Lu Nan on the screen playing tricks, Jiang Beiyan couldn't help laughing out loud: "Why don't you just marry into my family and be our Jiang family's daughter-in-law?"

Lu Nan: "Are you sure you want to discuss this with me? Brother, are you sure you can check and balance me with your small body on the bed?"

Jiang Beiyan: "..."

The old man blushed, and ran through a series of 108 kinds of play spontaneously in his head...

108 kinds…

without repetition...

In the final analysis, Jiang Beiyan blamed Lin Er for taking him to watch some island romance movies.