Dazai climbed Mount Kongtong overnight

The system was very excited: [Really?Dazai!Are you really willing to go to other worlds to collect energy——]

Osamu Dazai interrupted it immediately: [Of course I was joking, I was just talking. 】

system:【……】

Osamu Dazai hehe: [You really think I'm stupid, will going to other worlds give me more chances of social death and Kongtong?In order to escape for a while and go out to cause more trouble?Did I panic to the point where? 】

System: [QAQ]

Having said that, Osamu Dazai is really timid now, and he can't imagine how he will face everyone when everyone wakes up at dawn.

So he just ran away.

Gojo Satoru, who came to look for him, naturally ran along happily.

——Harmonious Friendship Group of Teachers and Students of High School of Magic——

[Gojo Satoru: Dazai and I are going to elope! ! ! (Cats sprinkle flowers in circles)]

[Xia Youjie:? 】

[Home into the glass:? ? ? 】

[Night Moth said rightly:! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

After Atsushi Nakajima woke up, he lay on the bed and stared at the ceiling in a daze for 3 minutes.

Then, the boy's fair face turned red little by little, and finally his whole head was burning red and smoking. With a whimper, he got into the quilt and rolled wildly in the quilt to grab the ground with his head.

Ah ah ah ah ah!Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!What is that!What the hell is that! ! !

With the previous experience, Atsushi Nakajima quickly realized that the "dream" he was having now was definitely something that actually happened in another world.

In the world where there is a strange "player" who is crazy about Mr. Dazai, who is brought into the Armed Detective Agency by Mr. Dazai just like now, and then...

Then when he celebrated Mr. Dazai's birthday, he really confessed, confessed to Mr. Dazai? !

And he also fished Mr. Dazai out of the river and brought him home, and when he was taking a bath, he thought, thought about so many excessive things, ah, ah, ah, ah——

Atsushi Nakajima's brain was overheated and overloaded, and he died directly.

Kunikida Doppo was late today.

But everyone can understand.

After all, everyone is in a trance now.

In that world where there are countless Tanmei Raiders gamers, everyone in the Detective Agency actually knows that Atsushi Nakajima and Doppo Kunikida like Dazai, and they even confessed to Dazai and were rejected.

Atsushi Nakajima is now a stupid tiger.

Then Kunikida Doppo was rarely late, and came to work with a half-dressed tie and a dazed face.

It was a surprise that he was able to come to see everyone at work, probably the last responsible rational nerve.

Perhaps because everyone looked a little annoyed, Kunikida Doppo gritted his teeth and asked, "Where's that guy Dazai?!"

Edogawa Ranpo, who obviously liked the same thing in that world and confessed to Osamu Dazai, was very at ease. He calmly shook the marbles in the wave soda and said with a smile: "It's too embarrassing, so let's run away. I probably won't be able to find it for a few days. It's his time, give up."

Oda Sakunosuke, who should die the most, also nodded calmly: "Don't worry, Dazai just has other things to do."

Of course, Kunikida Doppo believed in Mr. Ranpo, and also thought that Oda Sakunosuke, who knew Dazai Osamu very well, was right, but this did not prevent him from looking for his partner who missed work all over the world angrily.

It does not prevent Atsushi Nakajima from worrying about looking for Mr. Dazai all over the world.

Oda Sakunosuke is indeed a man of gods.

After this incident, everyone in the detective agency became more certain about this matter.

As the "White Moonlight" ruled by Dazai who was secretly grinding his teeth by everyone in that world, Oda Sakunosuke explained to everyone very calmly that he was actually following Dazai as a "ghost" at that time.

So everyone thought it was a misunderstanding that Dazai suffered from mental illness and had hallucinations. It was also a misunderstanding that he liked him so much that he couldn’t accept his death and went crazy. Dazai just followed everyone’s imagination and used this reason to reject a large number of suitors.

other people:"……"

Yes, is it?

Why can't I believe it?

No, once that door is opened, it can never be closed again.

Afterwards, when they watch Osamu Dazai get along with several people normally, they can't help but wonder, right?

Oda Sakunosuke said the same thing to the Port Mafia who came to trouble him.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke immediately believed it: "Hmph, I know how Mr. Dazai would do it because of someone like you... But no matter what! You guys dare to damage Mr. Dazai's reputation! It's unforgivable! You still go to hell!!!"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke rushed up with murderous intent, and Akutagawa Ryunosuke rushed to the street.

Oda Sakunosuke handed over the incapacitated boy to Nakahara Chuya behind.

Zhong Yuanzhong also let out a "tsk" irritably, and used gravity to float him up to take him back.

"So you really don't know where that bastard Dazai is?" the orange-haired youth asked with his sharp blue eyes staring at the red-haired youth's calm blue eyes.

Oda Sakunosuke nodded sincerely: "I don't know."

Chuya Nakahara had just given up for a second before he heard him say again: "But in the morning, someone from a conjuration expert came to the detective agency and asked Gojo Satoru if he eloped with Dazai or something."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Nakahara Chuya: "Huh?!!!!"

"It's that bastard hair again! I—" Zhong Yuanzhong also got stuck suddenly, and then suddenly covered his face with one hand, gritted his teeth and said, "No, it's nothing, I just got a little bit of memory confusion for a while, who did that bastard mackerel elope with?" What's the matter with me?"

Having said that, when Nakahara Chuya returned to the port mafia and entered the chief's office to face Mori Ouwai's report, his expression and emotions were still too obvious.

Mori Ogai kindly didn't expose him, and didn't continue the chat on this topic.

After all, he in that world was also very embarrassed and dead, and even turned into a cat to attack Dazai's wardrobe at night, and after being discovered, he was going to take him back to the port mafia... It's just too outrageous—— —

Oh, and the Alice thing happened again.

Mori Ogai felt that he had better not see Dazai for half a year.

The day after Dazai Osamu "eloped" with Ren, the Armed Detective Agency found Izumi Kyoka.

But unexpectedly, they found that Xiao Jinghua's parents were still alive, but they were in suspended animation because of some trouble.

In fact, rather than saying that the armed detective agency found Izumi Kyoka, it is better to say that Izumi Kyoka's family found the detective agency.

Yes, Quan Jinghua's family also has the memories of those two worlds.

The memory of the first couple dying and Izumi Kyoka joining the Port Mafia alone and finally joining the Armed Detective Agency, and the memory of the second couple feigning death and bringing Izumi Kyoka to the Port Mafia are also there.

But no matter which one it is, it is inseparable from the man named Osamu Dazai.

Moreover, even in this real world, the couple survived because of Dazai Osamu's help in advance, but they were still hesitating before.

Now, there is no need to hesitate.

They hope to join the Armed Detective Agency.

The president Fukuzawa Yukichi agreed, but the usual entrance test is still required, but of course that problem is nothing.

What they are paying most attention to now is indeed Osamu Dazai who is "running away" with someone.

"That guy Dazai..." Kunikida Doppo hesitated for a long time before he managed to squeeze out a few words of praise.

Izumi Kyoka looked around expectantly: "So, where is Mr. Dazai?"

Edogawa Ranpo came over with snacks in his arms and smiled, "That timid rabbit ran away, but it doesn't matter, he will come back after all. So, does Xiao Jinghua want some snacks?"

Because Jinghua's parents are in a state of suspended animation, there is only one Izumi Jinghua joining the detective agency on the bright side, and she is the only one who can appear in the detective agency in a fair manner for the time being.

Oda Sakunosuke, who is skilled in raising children, took her temporarily, and was pestered to tell a lot about Dazai.

But Osamu Dazai himself still did not come back.

When everyone else was really worried, Osamu Dazai finally came back, bringing back a young man with long pink and white hair.

Everyone was stunned, and for a while, even the belly draft that had been prepared for questioning was stuck in their stomachs.

Those who have the memory of the first world don't know it!Isn't this the Sigma of the Five Decays of Heaven and Man! ! !

Why did Osamu Dazai go out and "elope" with someone and brought another person back? ? ?

Osamu Dazai, as if he couldn't see the sluggish expressions of these people at all, pushed Sigma who was so nervous that he was almost trembling and crying, walked over and said with a smile: "I will introduce a new person to everyone again, come, Sigma-kun, although everyone knows you, But first let me introduce myself..."

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

Atsushi Nakajima: "!!!"

Atsushi Nakajima dreamed back to the first world in an instant, and the sound and image of Sigma-kun embarrassed but seriously saying "Because Mr. Dazai said he would give me a new home" appeared in his mind in a trance.

"Well, you probably know anyway, since I have already agreed to introduce him to a new job and give him a real new home, then I can't go back on my word and lie, am I that kind of person?" Osamu Dazai smiled. explain.

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

ah!It's reality! !This time Mr. Dazai himself said it first! ! !

Osamu Dazai shrugged and continued: "It's fine if Mr. Sigma doesn't remember, but he still remembers and chose us again, so there's nothing we can do."

"So I asked Ango to help, and then went to the Heaven and Man Wubai with Gojo-kun to make a big fuss and bring Sigma-kun back!" He said in a light tone as if he had eaten bread for dinner today.

other people:"……"

Sigma himself who was snatched back: "QAQ"

Only Edogawa Ranpo and Osamu Dazai looked at each other, with a helpless smile that really couldn't help you.

Oda Sakunosuke suddenly realized: "So that's the case, I said how busy Ango has been so busy recently, so I went to help Dazai."

Osamu Dazai proudly put his hips on his hips: "This is just a reward for exchange. I have introduced a powerful hole card to them for the Supernatural Secret Service Division."

[You have a good brain, you have a lot of scripts, and you have a lot of money. I'll mess with you, boss. 】

When Fu Heisher contacted Osamu Dazai and said these words, Osamu Dazai was speechless for a few seconds, and then handed over the recommendation to enter the Supernatural Secret Service Division to Ango.

Because it was agreed that he could use the power of the Supernatural Secret Service Division to attack and correct the rotten magic world, so Fu Heisher readily agreed.

It's just that that guy still lost his son Fu Heihui to Gojo Satoru after all.

After all, it is true that Wujo Satoru is the only one who can best protect little Fu Heihui who has such a talent.

A dark basement abroad.

"Fei Jia, what should we do? Our personnel and plans were exposed, and Mr. Fudi was arrested immediately. Now that even Sigma has been taken away, should we continue with our plan?"

Gogol said worrisome words, but his expression and movements did not show any fear and annoyance, and he was even more excited, looking at Fyodor with undisguised murderous look in his eyes.

Fyodor looked at his friend with white hair and golden eyes helplessly, without any doubt that if he said to give up his plan, then the other party would start to implement his own plan of killing his best friend to gain freedom.

Dazai, Dazai Osamu, didn't even let him go, how cruel.

Even though he has been killed twice in other worlds, do you want to do it for the third time in the real world?

It's a pity, he has already been cheated twice, how could he be cheated for the third time so easily?

Now the world is in a brand new situation. Although he is at a slight disadvantage now, it is not without the chance of a comeback.

This game of chess will continue for a long time.

Osamu Dazai came back, and Ango Sakaguchi finally finished his work, so the three of them finally had time to meet again at Lupin Bar for a drink and chat.

This time, Ango Sakaguchi and Sakunosuke Oda arrived first.

On the contrary, Osamu Dazai didn't know what he was doing secretly and secretly, saying that he would be there later.

In the familiar bar, the boss arranged the three glasses of wine neatly, then turned around and went into the inner room to clean the glasses.

In this relaxingly familiar setting, Yasugo Sakaguchi and Sakunosuke Oda confessed that he actually knew this all along, because every time the world ended he would use the degenerate theory on his own head.

That's why he had always suspected that Dazai had a crush on Odasaku before, and he always inquired about their relationship overtly and secretly.

Sakaguchi Ango now doubts the authenticity of this matter even more.

Because in the last ABO world, Dazai, who became the leader, cared and worried about Oda in every possible way. The only world in which he is still alive to write novels." This kind of words almost shocked Sakaguchi Ango Koshipin who gradually recalled it later.

Dazai, he really has a crush on Odasaku, right?

"Dazai-kun, he really has a crush on Odasaku-san, right?" He finally couldn't hold back and said it directly.

Oda Sakunosuke was very calm and even skillfully denied: "Ango, you think too much, this is all a misunderstanding."

"What misunderstanding? What are you talking about?" Osamu Dazai suddenly appeared behind the two of them, with his hands behind his back and a curious expression on his face.

Ango Sakaguchi was startled, and he pushed his glasses and looked at him vigilantly: "No, I didn't say anything, Dazai-kun, what are you holding behind your back?"

Osamu Dazai showed them his hand behind his back: "It's my hard tofu! I brought it here for you to taste!"

Ango Sakaguchi breathed a sigh of relief: "What, it turned out to be just tofu, but why did you tie the tofu to a stick? It looks like a hammer, it scares me to death—"

"Bang!" Tofu brushed past Ango Sakaguchi's side with a fierce wind and smashed hard on the ground, smashing a big hole in the stone floor.

Sakaguchi Ango: "..."

"Because this is a hammer~" Osamu Dazai raised the tofu hammer with a smile, and started chasing Ango again.

"Wait—wait?!" Sakaguchi Ango almost jumped up on the spot and ran to hide behind Oda Sakunosuke, his face full of shock.

"Tofu? Are you sure it's tofu?? Tofu that can make a hole in a rocky ground???" He pointed at the big hole in the ground and the intact tofu hammer in disbelief.

Dazai Zhizhi was confident: "So it's hard tofu."

Ango Sakaguchi broke down and shouted: "That's also tofu!!!!"

The two started the two-person dance directly around Oda Sakunosuke who was sitting on the chair.

Dazai Osamu: "How many times have I explained to you that Oda Saku and I are just friends and there is absolutely no relationship beyond friendship? Why can't you listen to it! You even directly said that I have a crush on Oda Saku! I must let you today Complete physical amnesia!!!”

Ango Sakaguchi: "I'm sorry, I'm just joking! Well, I do have a little doubt...but it's really just a joke! And everyone else said so why did you hit me alone!!! "

Oda Sakunosuke took a sip from the wine glass and sighed, "Ango and Dazai also had a good time today."

Osamu Dazai has always believed that in life, the things he does not want to lose will be lost one day. The valuable things he pursued seem to disappear at the same moment when he gets them, so let him live in vain. Nothing. *

However, he is different from other Osamu Dazai in that he successfully grasped the things in his hand, and none of the important things disappeared.

So, this world, and his life, everything is completely different.

Is the answer he made now correct?

Osamu Dazai didn't know.

Perhaps no one knows what the absolutely correct answer is, even God himself.

An absolutely perfect world does not exist.

The world is still running, killing and sorrow still happen every day, salvation and happiness also exist all the time, the rules of society are still incomplete, and danger always exists.

But the only thing that is certain is that Osamu Dazai does not want to commit suicide now.

He even looked forward to tomorrow a little bit.

"Odasaku Odasaku Odasaku, let's skip work tomorrow to find Ango~"

"Anwu finally took a day off tomorrow, and he even took a day-long vacation! How rare! Let's go play together! Let's go to the beach for vacation together!"

"Hey, hey, you just said this on purpose to mock me for working overtime just because you watched me walk in the door! Really, don't come to persecute my rare vacation, you first solve all the troubles you caused yourself. Come on, Dazai-kun."

"Okay."

"No, no, Mr. Odasaku, please complain about him! Reject him! Don't make any unreasonable requests and go around with him!"

"Anwu, if you keep getting angry, you're going to be really bald. It's only been a few days, and your hairline is even further back."

"What?! Is it true?"

"Of course it's - I lied to you, hahahaha!"

"...Too--Zai!!!"

The three youths walked into Lupin's bar noisy like naive teenagers in high school.

"Boss, it's the same as usual." Osamu Dazai laughed loudly, and cue someone again: "Ango won't go to work tomorrow, so it doesn't matter if you give him strong alcohol~"

Ango Sakaguchi pushed his glasses, sighed helplessly, turned his head and complained to Oda Sakunosuke: "Mr. Oda Sakuno, it is because you are too used to him that he has become as arrogant as he is now!"

Oda Sakunosuke thought for a while and said, "Isn't this very good, everyone is very happy."

Ango Sakaguchi covered his face: "It's over, this person is hopeless."

Osamu Dazai sat on the counter and smiled triumphantly.

The boss was also infected with his smile. He raised his eyebrows and looked at the three smiling young men in the bar, and put three glasses of wine in front of the three of them.

"What are you drinking for today?" Ango Sakaguchi picked up the glass and thought.

"For everything, I don't want any reason, I just want to drink and chat with you here." Osamu Dazai said. *

"Cheers to Stray Dogs?" Oda Sakunosuke said suddenly.

Osamu Dazai was taken aback when he heard the words, and then burst out laughing instantly.

He sat in the middle and raised his glass with a smile, "Cheers to the Wild Dogs."

Ango Sakaguchi raised his glass on his left and smiled, "Cheers to the wild dogs."

Oda Sakunosuke raised his glass on his right and laughed, "Cheers to the wild dogs."

There was a crisp "jingle", and the three people's wine glasses collided lightly under the warm light. The pleasant sound mixed with the soft music from the bar slowly swirled in this small space.

It was the same as when the three of them first met here drinking and toasting.

Today is an ordinary and ordinary day.

No matter how the world becomes, what Osamu Dazai wants is to laugh, drink and chat with his friends.

【Finish】