After the fourth master and I wear each other [Qing wear]

An odd silence prevailed.

Is there a moment when no matter how quick-witted people are, they can't change the subject?

Yinzhen cursed London's feng shui, blaming the people in this place for their romantic nature.

As a result, the fourth elder brother bought contraceptives unconsciously on the street, and confidently gave them as romantic balloon gifts.

Could it be more embarrassing than this?

No no no, don't compare.This kind of thinking is unacceptable, otherwise it will only be more embarrassing, not the most embarrassing.

"It can also be used as a survival tool in the wild."

Wu Fuyi spoke first.Who said she wasn't gentle anymore, now she didn't have a wicked heart to watch the show to the end, and took the initiative to rescue Yinzhen who died in society.

"At least it can be used to hold water. Although the volume is limited, it is better than no container at all."

After being shipwrecked, escaping a volcanic eruption, and battling pirates for a thousand rounds, who expects a wild escape?

Yinzhen definitely didn't want to, but he very cooperatively praised the old ghost's survival wisdom in this embarrassing moment.

"This method is excellent. Water is an indispensable thing for human beings. Such an emergency method is worth documenting. In addition, it can also be used as a substitute when suitable dressings cannot be found."

By analogy, Yinzhen developed the ingenious use of condoms in a serious way.

While talking, he quickly destroyed the evidence, and quickly repacked the box of "Venice Colorful Balloons".

The boxes were bound with ribbons like mummies, so that the original appearance could not be seen at all, and they were deliberately pushed to the edge of the table.

Then, Yinzhen sat straight without looking sideways, as if no special balloon had ever appeared on the stage.

Wu Fuyi looked at this scene amusedly, the London customs made Yinzhen feel bad enough.

Although she took the initiative to rescue the siege with good intentions, it was not a big deal to watch the excitement, and she silently prayed that Yinzhen would fall into the pit again.

Yinzhen's expression was serious, "I just said that Jack and you may have been to the same place, go ahead."

"It's a long story, and I'll try to keep it short."

Wu Fuyi pointed to the notebook on the table, "John Joe was sent to a mental hospital, suspected to be one body and two souls. Jack, who emerged ten years ago, went to the world after the destruction of demons. These uncomfortable runes are The writing system there."

It briefly describes the cruel struggle of infinite reincarnation, and the last desperate attempt to kill the main god.The reason why he came to this world is the revenge of the Lord God.

Why did Jack enter this world?Who is his anchor?

The answer can be found in memoirs.

John Joe had three older brothers, but none of them grew up smoothly, and he was also born weak.I once prayed to God that I could become a strong and fearless person.

Ten years ago, the prayer was answered.

There is a kind of consciousness in the dark that promises to help him become stronger at a small price. With the development of his career, he will inevitably be far away from his hometown and parents.

Of course John agreed.He believes that the so-called "staying away" is like many young people who go to London to work. It is difficult to return to the countryside and spend less time with their parents.

It's no big deal either.

With a single thought, Jack obtained permission to invade the body.

Later, John realized that the so-called strength and fearlessness were not his own soul at all, but another soul controlling the body.The so-called staying away from his parents is the inhumane Jack who kills him in order not to be restrained.

John could not expel the evil spirits in his body, and in order to protect his mother's safety, he kept himself into a mental hospital, and he never saw it.

Wu Fuyi was translating Jack's memoirs. Jack's words were definitely not as objective as her translation, and the whole article cursed the John Joe family.

"Now there is good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"

"good news."

Yinzhen was still digesting the main god, but was killed by the old ghost and his group.His previous imagination has come true, Wu Fuyi spent his whole life thinking about how to pierce the sky.

Then don't wonder why the two of them were blocked by the gods and Buddhas in the sky.

The most exasperating thing is that after hearing these inside stories today, I actually feel that it is okay to have weird luck and encounter all kinds of strange risks.

Misfortunes and blessings depend on each other, if there is no misfortune, how can we meet the blessings.

What's so good about Wu Fuyi?

Let's not talk about the distance, just talk about the small details, and just helped him divert the embarrassment very considerately.But he never said it out, so as not to make the old ghost embarrass himself.

Wu Fuyi skimmed through Jack's memoirs, "Good news, none of the advanced technology mastered by this person has been spread."

Jack complains that John has ruined his chances to meet the nobles again and again.

Half a year ago, John's mother died, and John was so shocked that he fainted several times and was diagnosed with a serious heart attack.Five months ago, he completely dissipated.

Jack took over his dilapidated body, and ten years of life in a mental hospital changed him. Knowing that his life was near, he didn't want to make any inventions such as steam engines.

After getting it out, he didn't want to enjoy the affluent life, so why bother to take advantage of others.Start praying day after day to be able to go home.

It is a good thing for the Qing Dynasty that Jack did not pass on the super-era technology.

In fact, the right time, place and people are indispensable for new technologies to be recognized.

Jack wanted to get cowpox, but John, the original owner of the body, thought it was a minotaur.

John believed that inoculation of cow pus would turn humans into cows, but he did not believe that smallpox could be prevented at all.

For example, many years ago, the fourth child came up with vaccinia vaccination. Why can it be promoted smoothly?

Firstly, the land of China has a history of hundreds of years of variola vaccination as a foreshadowing; secondly, the royal family took the lead in experimentation and vaccination to give the public confidence.

Wu Fuyi also needs to be more cautious in choosing the measure of promoting scientific knowledge. It is not necessarily a good thing to let the technology beyond the age suddenly appear.

Take the steam engine as an example, it will not be mentioned when the time is not up.It is not worth the loss if it is not paid attention to, and it is stolen by foreigners.

This is bad news, "It is unpleasant, even if it is far away from the territory of the Qing Dynasty, the exchange is still going on."

I underestimated the viciousness of the main god before.

Even if Si Fujin, who was the anchor, died, it would not have any impact on the swap.

This can be seen from the link between Jack and John.Even if John dies, he will not take Jack away. Letting Jack die is a physical disease.

The anchor point is not very important, but the causal relationship network derived from it is important.

The main god grasped this feature, and was not afraid of the death of the believers deceived by it, which would lead to the failure of the plan.

Keeping one's name incognito and flying out to sea satisfies the condition of staying away from the causal relationship between the fourth child and the Wu family.

However, Jack was placed in Europa as a dark chess player, and his ambition to conquer the world conflicted with the fourth brother's hope for the prosperity of the Qing Dynasty.Somehow, this causal connection was successful.

Yinzhen secretly heaved a sigh of relief, it's hard to say that he actually thought it was okay after hearing the bad news.

In the past, as soon as I changed my body, I encountered bad luck, and it has become a kind of alarm for ten years.I have been staying in my own body, and my nerves are highly tense.

This mentality is very bad!

It's pretty much like he's willing to be mind controlled.

Therefore, Yinzhen will not show it.

"It's good that Jack didn't spread the advanced technology. Change clothes, we will deal with his body as soon as possible. You also want to cremate the body?"

Wu Fuyi nodded, "Burn it clean to avoid fraudulent corpses. As for whether there will be a second Jack, there is no need to worry too much."

"Indeed."

Yinzhen agrees, don't worry about it.

On the one hand, collect as much as possible the progress of various scientific researches on Europa; on the other hand, it is enough to ensure the continuous reform of the Qing Dynasty.

Don't talk much, just do what you say.

In order not to let the corpse stay overnight, the two immediately built a carriage to pick up the corpse, and brought enough incendiary and firewood to the outskirts for cremation.

Who would have thought?

After crossing the ocean and overcoming all difficulties to arrive in London, I stopped doing normal things.

First visit a mental hospital, buy balloons to turn into condoms, and then go to the suburbs to burn corpses.

This matter cannot be done in the hands of others, and it is best to avoid the children.

Otherwise, like son, like father.Honghui broke into mass graves at night, the fourth child burned the corpses during the day, and the Qing Dynasty was about to end.

This day has been so colorful that it is ridiculous.

The fourth elder brother had never destroyed a corpse in the Qing Dynasty, and he was about to carry out practical operations in London.

Let's just say that tourism can engage in some fascinating projects, can't we not engage in attractive operations?It doesn't matter if the attractions are less popular, but don't continue to be evil.

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On the other side of the world, Mulan Paddock.

Kangxi stayed away from Rehe for another year, and after a year, he finally received the first letter home from the fourth child.

The letter was sent back from India.

Due to the influence of ocean currents on the sailing and the fact that the caravan was handed over to Zhen's Trading Company in Guangdong Province, the expedition team had already arrived in London when the forecast letter reached the emperor.

Letter, not only to Kangxi.

There are also a few letters from the fourth child and Honghui to Prince Yong's residence, Hongsheng's letter to Ama Yinqi, and Yinzhen's letter to Jiubeile's residence.

That's right, the fourth child and the ninth child have entered the ranks.

In the imperial edict issued by Kangxi in early 49, even if the two sons could not accept the edict in person, all the benefits and salaries were given to the family.

On the surface, the fourth elder brother and the ninth elder brother have made merits in the investigation of the civil sect, so there is no need to go back to the capital to receive the order.

As soon as the news came out, the biggest advantage was that the efficiency of local officials was much higher, and there were fewer illegal incidents. They didn't want to be caught by the prince's inspection team.

Prince Yong is very good at catching criminals. He has tried many cases in the criminal department, and his experience is so rich that it makes people run away.

Kangxi read the letter, in which the fourth child's longing for his hometown and relatives was expressed, which is the sadness of parting that people who have never traveled far can't understand.

In addition to missing, it also mentioned the details of sea ships and the rampant pirates in the Indian Ocean.

Since the death of the old king of the Mughal Empire, the South Asian subcontinent has been in a state of fragmentation and chaos in the past two years.

Several East India companies, taking England as an example, have established local armed forces in India, and they may occupy land and become kings in the future.

In this regard, the Qing Dynasty must take precautions, and should further train the navy to maintain regional security.

Put down the letter and make various arrangements.

The purpose of preparing to give the Fujian Navy is to strengthen the patrol of the South China Sea and to search the situation of the Southeast Asian countries from all over the place.

Delivered the imperial decree in an orderly manner, and calculated the time gate again.

After the fourth child left home, he thought about Khan Amma even more. According to the plan, the expedition team will go to France to have a look after staying in London for a few months.

I plan to return to the voyage at the end of this year, so I will arrive in the capital at the end of next year.

Even if the door did not receive a second letter during the period, it really made the old father worry about the situation of his children and grandchildren, but he had enough patience to wait.

One year after the fourth child left, Kangxi was full of confidence.

Confident in the heart of the fourth child to return home, but also confident in the control of the time gate, and the right pass position is just right.

Will the fourth child become a son who doesn't come home?

I really didn't think about it at the moment.

Although the fourth child wants to leave the capital from time to time, he has a good reputation and can return home on time if he wants to.My son is far away in London, so he must be living a fulfilling research life, right?

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In London, the delegation held its first panel discussion.

Contrary to Kangxi's imagination, everyone's trip to a foreign country cannot be described as full, but more outrageous.

The first internal discussion meeting summarized the visit to the mental hospital, emphasizing the different customs between East and West.

The "Venice Colorful Balloons" in the market were not only bought by Yinzhen, but also bought by nine people who went out that day.

Yinzhen had the money to buy several copies, and also thought about giving them to Kangxi as souvenirs.

When I came back to have a good dinner, I heard that the fourth brother was temporarily anxious for everyone to have a meeting, and emphasized that some gifts should not be given randomly, so he directly named the "balloon" that everyone bought today.

Wu Fuyi returned to the body of the fourth child, even if she didn't buy the condom on her own will, she still had to take the blame for Yinzhen.

In order to maintain the character setting, it is absolutely impossible to tell the discovery process of how the fourth child knew the real situation of the balloon.

But you can't make up jokes.

Therefore, Wu Fuyi and Yinzhen took advantage of the fact that the rest of the expedition team was out to play, and after they burned Jack's body, they hurried to find out about the sales of condoms.

The local people who were questioned couldn't tell when the large-scale sale started. It seems that the public could buy it 100 years ago.Not to mention who made it, each country has its own way of speaking.

According to the version circulated in London, in the last century, Charles II had a doctor beside him, who made condoms to prevent infectious diseases such as syphilis.

Not everyone supports its use, and critical voices come and go.

Or condoms made of animal intestines have low protection, or that contraception is wrong.It was also suggested that today's condoms are reused after washing, will it still be effective?

Regardless of how fierce the voice of the critics is, the large-scale sale of condoms in Europe is a reality.

It is sold in bars, barber shops, and pharmacies, as well as in parks and commercial streets.There are mobile hawkers and specialized shops.

There is no tax on this thing, and the sales volume is the best in winter, because people spend a lot of time at home in winter.

When selling, the names are both elegant and popular.

Balloons, raincoats, armor, the shield of Venus, the skin of the Holy Spirit, Shakespeare's gloves and more.

Yes, Shakespeare was also used in the slogan.

This is not a dealer's nonsense, but there are many related code words in Shakespeare's works. The term comparing gloves to contraceptives was widely circulated in that era.

Wu Fuyi did a serious science popularization. After understanding the cultural differences, who would dare to give away the "balloons" he bought.

"That's probably the case. The customs in London are very different from those in the capital. You must learn from this little incident. Are there any doubts?"

Everyone looked embarrassed, and then shook their heads in unison.

Yinzhen broke out in a cold sweat.Fortunately, due to the fact that London and the capital are separated by oceans, it was too late for him to give Kangxi a gift immediately.

Otherwise, if these boxes of balloons were sent to the Qianqing Palace, what would Khan Ama think?

I dare not think about it, I really dare not think about it.

Yinzhen tried to change the subject, "William said that today's trip to the psychiatric hospital did not satisfy everyone very much. Tomorrow, he will take us to eat local dishes in London. It is better to eat than to visit strange places again. There won't be any more trouble, will it?"

British food, delicious?

Wu Fuyi refrained himself from laughing, having received professional training.

Even if she doesn't know the current situation of British cuisine, as far as she knows, Britain has been making great strides in winning the crown of dark cuisine in later generations.It didn't break Yinzhen's fantasy, and I'm looking forward to everyone's reaction to eating British food.

Yinzhen noticed the change in Wu Fuyi's expression.

Instinctively feel bad, always feel that there is a feeling of stepping on the pit again?Can there be so many pits in London?