[Comprehensive Martial Arts] The heroine is not human

Since Li Yu came to this world, he hasn't been to any good places. Most of them live in the wild, and a small part of the time they live in small towns along the way.

Naturally, these small towns cannot be compared with places like Suzhou.

Jiangnan water town, Wu Nong's soft language, it's really no wonder people have to stay for an extra day.

Of course, Li Yu still hid in the inn during the day and couldn't go out. Today's sun is very good, which makes her not very energetic.

A little red is by her side.

When there are enough rooms in the inn, they usually sleep in two rooms, and the few days they stayed in Suzhou were no exception.After returning to the inn early in the morning, Yidianhong immediately checked out a room and stayed with her in her room.

Li Yu's room was specially chosen as the place with the worst lighting, and it was very dark. In addition, she put down layers of bed curtains and shrunk inside, so the good day's influence on her was not too great. big.

A little red pushed the door and went in, closed the door behind his back, and walked to the layered bed curtain, he stared at the bed curtain, as if he wanted to reach out his hand, hesitated for a moment, finally did not reach out, but said in a deep voice: "I'll come gone."

Li Yu's hand stretched out from the bed curtain and pulled him in.

A smile appeared on a little red face.

She was lying on the couch in a baggy undershirt, and when she saw a little red, she didn't speak, but just nestled in his arms, adjusted her posture, and slept comfortably with her eyes closed.

Now that the conversation has been made, and Yidianhong is now her man, Li Yu has shown the nature of acting like a baby... Of course, even before today, she did not act like a spoiled child when facing Yidianhong.

In fact, she rarely acted like a baby to others.

Now I can't control this much anymore, the freshly baked couple should be tired of it for a while.

A little red was lying on her back crookedly, and there was a big Li Yu brand cat in her arms.

Well, a big cat with a hundred catties.

If a cat weighs a hundred catties, it must be at least... a tiger, right?

He thought quite inexplicably, but his hand was very consciously stroking her long, fluffy hair.

The big tiger of the Li Yu brand huddled comfortably in his arms, and stretched out his arms to wrap around his waist. A little red took a deep breath, and said in a hoarse voice, "Are you sleepy?"

Li Yu said depressedly: "Actually not, it's just that there is really nothing to do during the day."

If you can't go out, what can you do in the house!Li Yu, who has no entertainment to pass the time, can only practice the skill of falling asleep anytime, anywhere...

A little red couldn't help ticking the corner of her mouth.

He said, "Going out for a stroll tonight?"

Li Yu said: "Is the street still lively tonight?"

The annual Qixi Festival has passed, and there must be nothing interesting on the streets tonight.

Yidianhong answered irrelevantly: "The old lady of the governor of Suzhou celebrates her birthday today."

Li Yu didn't know, so: "Oh?"

A little red curled her lips into a smile, and said: "Tonight, there will be a banquet in their backyard, and there will be a show."

Li Yu tilted his head and said, "Are we going to listen to a play?"

A little red said: "If you want to go."

Li Yu thought for a while and said, "Okay."

From the beginning to the end, neither of these two people thought about the fact that the prefect of Suzhou did not invite them to the banquet.It seems that this prefect's mansion is not the prefect's mansion, but a place where you can enter and exit at will.

Moreover, they didn't feel at all that it was a very bad thing for them to swagger uninvited like this.

After a while, Li Yu suddenly felt that something was wrong, she squinted her eyes and asked a little red: "How do you know that the old lady of Suzhou prefect is celebrating her birthday today?"

A little red said: "I have an intelligence network."

Li Yu was curious: "Is it the killer's intelligence network?"

A little red said: "Yes."

Li Yu was even more curious: "Does your assassin's intelligence network still take care of these things?"

A little red said: "As long as I want to know."

Contrary to the imagination of many people, killing a person is not a chic thing like "killing a person in ten steps, never staying behind for a thousand miles".It's a dirty job, and a very complicated one.

It is impossible to become the world's number one killer by relying on a single courage. Yidianhong is not an idiot. A large part of the money he earns is used to feed the intelligence network.

Although he does a good job in business, he has no interest in being a killer. He just feels like a ruthless money-making machine, all of which are enjoyed by these greedy dogs.

But... Today, he felt that the money was worth spending after all.

A killer who doesn't like to work but only likes to fall in love thinks so.

So, this matter was settled happily without the knowledge of Liu Fang, the prefect of Suzhou.After the banquet in the evening, they would climb over the wall and go in, mixing with the crowd to see if the banquet was any fun.

The only problem is-

Li Yu is so beautiful.

She is the kind of person who can't hide at all, no matter what she dresses up, her overly glamorous face can always attract everyone's attention.

A little red doesn't care that others look at her - the more others are amazed by her beauty, the more bewitched by this beauty, the happier and prouder he feels.

But there was only one kind of person that displeased him—a man with disrespectful eyes.Just by looking at their eyes, you can tell that they are absolutely not thinking of anything good in their hearts, that kind of obscene eyes full of malice, makes Xiao Yihong wish to dig out their eyeballs one by one and feed them to the dogs.

There is no doubt that there are quite a lot of men who look at people with disgusting eyes, and there must be quite a few of them in the prefect's mansion.

But... they entered the prefect's mansion to listen to other people's jokes, not to swagger in and make waves. Although it is quite interesting to make waves, but to make waves at the 80-year-old lady's birthday party...

Yidianhong didn't have that interest, and Li Yu didn't have that interest either.

then what should we do?

Let's change your clothes and see if you can make up as a servant girl and sneak in.

Getting a few decent sets of clothes worn by the maids and servants of the prefect's mansion is still very easy for Dianhong's intelligence network.

The dog food in the prefect's family is three points better than that of other families, not to mention that the clothes of this servant girl are more delicate and coquettish than ordinary girls.There is also a gold belt and silver on the head, and when he walks out, his whole body is full of grace.

Li Yu put on the clothes with great interest, a little red and very after-sales spirit got two little maids to comb her hair, combed the little maids' hair, and picked out some jewelry to wear on her head.

But when she turned around, how could she look like a maid?

Who would have such a beautiful maid?

She is not a lotus that comes out of the water, but a beautiful phoenix. She usually doesn't like to wear well-fitting clothes, but prefers to wear loose clothes. Now that she has changed into a maid's clothes, her waist looks more like a water snake, and her figure is more beautiful. It makes people think infinitely, and then look at her face, the gold and silver on her head, it is terribly gloomy compared with her overly gorgeous face.

Didianhong looked at her with her hands folded on her chest, and for the first time understood why a beauty should be supported with ten thousand gold.

——Because it's not the best, it can only be compared to her in bleakness.

and……

And she looks even more conspicuous like this!

Li Yu, the freshly baked maid, was in high spirits. She didn't feel that she had a strong sense of disobedience at all. She walked around in front of Dianhong several times and asked him, "How is it?"

A little smile appeared in the red eyes.

He said succinctly: "It looks good."

——It’s just so beautiful.

When Li Yu heard this, she tilted her head and smiled at him. She deliberately opened her eyes wide, with a little moisture in them, as if she was very innocent. At that time, he hesitated to go forward.

She tilted her head and said in a low voice, "Does Young Master Hong like me like this?"

Her tone was light and shy, as if she was really a very delicate and personal maid who was raised at home.

Li Yu saw the blue veins on the side of the red neck suddenly burst one by one, and clenched his fists tightly, as if he was enduring something that ordinary people could not bear.

He stared at Li Yu, and said hoarsely, "What did you call me?"

The innocent and beautiful little girl Li Yu showed her two pointed "tiger teeth": "Young master, don't you recognize me? I'm the little girl you kept in your room since you were a child..."

As she said that, she stared a little red in reproach, and chopped her feet vigorously again (because she didn't control her strength well, she accidentally chopped the floor tiles open).

The maid Xiaoyu said: "Could it be that the young master has fallen in love with some other wild girl, and now she refuses to recognize me."

A little red could hardly utter a word.

The muscles of his whole body tightened uncontrollably, and his eyes stared at Li Yu fiercely, like a black panther ready to go, waiting to tear the throat of its prey at any time.

The maid Xiaoyu was not afraid, she stretched out her fist and beat her red chest, angrily said: "If you want to forget me, just send me out, I will find my own good marriage!"

Then he grabbed Little Red's hanging high ponytail and pinched it back and forth, refusing to let go because of his preference.

A little red almost couldn't control his expression, his face was distorted, and suddenly he pulled Li Yu into his arms viciously, and tied them up fiercely.

A little red hissed, "You're making trouble again! You're making trouble with me like this!"

Li Yu said innocently and aggrievedly: "It's just for fun, don't kill me."

A little red chest heaved violently.

After a while, he sighed, "You..."

Li Yu smiled, and rubbed his hair that he had combed with great difficulty, but as expected, he rubbed his hair crooked again.

Two little girls combing their hair: "..."

Ah, how embarrassing it is to stand here!

Fortunately, Dianhong woke up like a dream, and suddenly realized that there were two little girls in the room, his face darkened again, and saw the two little girls sticking to the same spot, neither moving nor not, a little Hong took out a silver ingot from her bosom and threw it to them.

The little girls didn't feel embarrassed when they got the money, and ran away quickly.

And Li Yu and Yidianhong's plan to sneak into the prefect's mansion by dressing up also failed.

then what should we do?In the end, the only way to make them look more ordinary is to use the Disguise Technique.

After night fell, most places in Suzhou City became quiet, only a few places were still lively, and the home of Suzhou prefect Liu Fang was one of them.

Today is Liu Fang's mother's [-]th birthday, the banquet was held from morning to night, and in the evening, an opera troupe was invited to celebrate her mother's birthday.Everyone outside came to celebrate their birthday during the day, so in the garden tonight, it was only Liu Fang's family.

But a big family naturally has a lot of people, sisters, brothers, brothers, plus a bunch of maids and women, people come and go, it's very lively.

Not only are there plays, but there are also eloquent daughters who come to read books. The kind-hearted old lady sits in the middle, with a little granddaughter on her left and right sides, and she is rocking forward and backward with a smile, so happy.

In the midst of all the fun, someone is stealing grapes.

No... It should be said that this person stole food and fed it to others.

The maid who brought up the grapes didn't even see it, and a dozen or so of the purple jade-like grapes were stolen from the plate, and the maid didn't realize it, she still brought the plate up.

In a corner that no one cares about, there is actually a pair of men and women standing crookedly. The man is dressed in black clothes worn by a servant, but he is much more arrogant than those servants with low eyebrows and pleasing eyes, and his back is straight. , but his face is very ordinary.

What's more common is the maid in his arms, her hair is all messed up, giggling non-stop in the man's arms, the man is straight, it's all because she doesn't have a straight shape, that's why both of them are crooked Leaning against the corner.

The servant girl's appearance is really ordinary, but her figure is beautiful, and that ordinary face is accompanied by this beautiful figure, and she always feels that there is some sense of disobedience.

On the maid's pair of scalloped fingers, there is a gorgeous Koudan dyed with impatiens. At this moment, she is slowly peeling the skin of the grapes, and the juice of the grapes flows on her hands with fragrance, and she doesn't realize it , After peeling the grapes, put them into the man's mouth.

Grapes are naturally delicious.

Of course, compared with improved varieties such as Xiahei, Hutai No. [-], and Qingwang Rose in later generations, the present grapes are really not very delicious.

Yidianhong squinted her eyes, eating grapes one by one.

As a rich person with no hobbies and no interest in food, as long as the grapes are not sour, he doesn't care.

But it was a very enjoyable thing for Li Yu to peel the grapes and feed him.

With Li Yu in his arms, he listened to the opera performers on the stage babbling and singing Kunqu opera, and felt that it was meaningless. He didn't know why so many people love to listen to opera.

Li Yu didn't like to hear it either.

The main reason is that she couldn't understand any words sung in this opera.

So I had to find something else to have fun with.

Li Yu stared at Little Red, who was expressionlessly chewing grapes, and suddenly said, "I have an idea."

A little red: "Huh?"

Li Yu: "Can you show your neck?"

A little red said: "Okay."

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and tugged at his tight skirt, revealing a pale neck, and brushed aside his jet-black hair.

He is a very fair-skinned person, so-and-so, as if he could even see blood vessels.

Li Yu showed his small fangs and smiled.

She threw herself into Little Red's arms with a "woo", and then stood on tiptoe.

Little Red slowly closed her eyes.

After a while, Li Yu raised his head.Yidianhong reached out and stroked the top of her head, hugging her a little tighter.

Li Yu hiccupped, smacked his lips, and his eyes showed some dullness caused by eating too much.

A little red wants to laugh.

Li Yu yawned a lot, and then came back to his senses, and said, "Well...it smells like grapes."

A little red raised eyebrows: "Huh?"

Li Yu said: "If you eat grapes, they taste like grapes and honey!"

Grape Honey Cupcakes!What a strange combination!

But the taste is actually quite good.

A little red was really surprised now, he even wiped a little blood on his hand, and sniffed it close to himself...but he didn't smell anything except the smell of blood.

A little red raised her eyebrows and said, "So whatever I eat, what taste will my blood have?"

Li Yu said: "It seems so."

A little red said: "That's good."

Dianhong, who has a strong sense of service, is very satisfied. If she wants to change her taste, she has a way.

However, he is not a person who likes to show off and speak nicely, so in the end, this idea only became "that's nice".

But Li Yu understood from his faint tone, her face blushed again, and she nestled into his arms, a smile appeared on the corner of her red mouth, and she held her tightly again point.

The Kunqu opera on the stage was finally sung, and several female storytellers entered the room to tell the old lady. Li Yu hadn't heard storytelling before, so he also mixed in with a little red.

Coincidentally, what I'm going to tell today is a story about cultivating immortals.

Even if it's a story about cultivating immortals...it's still a different kind of talented scholar and beautiful woman, with a sour taste of talent.

This story is about: a scholar was given an inner alchemy by a thousand-year-old fox because of a romantic relationship. A flirtatious, dexterous, tender and weeping beauty, after a question, I found out that this beauty is a rare cultivation treasure among the heavens and the earth.

A little red: "..."

Li Yu: "..."

Li Yu: "!!!"

As I said before, Li Yu thought that there was no such thing as a strange concept of "stove" in this world, so he told the term "Dianhong", but Dianhong knew it well, and it was not easy to show it, so he secretly gave birth to it for a while. After being suffocated, he will be fine.

Li Yu suddenly realized: "So you were angry after hearing that day because of this?!"

A little red: "..."

Li Yu: "Pfft."

A little red rolled her eyes, not wanting to speak.

Li Yu: "Beauty~"

A little red: "..."

What to do even more speechless.

Li Yu giggled, and immediately pulled himself together to listen to the love story between the scholar and the female slave, and the female slave cried a lot for three days and cried a little for five days, for the sake of the scholar. The eyes of the needlework are almost blind (why does the cultivator still need to do needlework?), and he also said, "I am not good enough for you, you want to marry a noble wife, and I am willing to be a child for the rest of my life."

Li Yu: "Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Even the slightest blush was distorted, wishing to tell the lady to shut up immediately.

Then continue to tell the story of Xiucai’s adventures in the magical world. On this day, Xiucai found a jar of honey from the Jade Maiden Bee in the deep forest. Come over, it turns out that Xiong Xiazi's favorite food is honey.

Li Yu: "..."

Li Yu's face turned green.

A little red: a smile of confusion.