[Comprehensive Martial Arts] The heroine is not human

Hundreds of years later.

Recently, the cat demon Qiuxing likes to call people, perhaps because the Merman Princess and the Vampire Princess are not furry animals. Qiuxing complains that she doesn't like to find them, but likes to find the same furry Xiaogu.

But sometimes Xiaogu can't get a call, because everyone knows that Moon Palace doesn't have a signal base station, and it's useless to hold a mobile phone.

Two days ago, Xiaogu returned to the mortal home again, and then he started talking on the phone frequently with Qiu Xingxing. Qiuxing has been in poor health recently, complaining to Little Rabbit sobbing and crying, and has become a big monster for hundreds of years. There has never been such a thing as XX period, why did it suddenly happen, and it was extremely serious?

Qiuxing Maomao on the phone started meowing and meowing again, terribly. At this time, Fu Hongxue, who was with Qiuxing, would directly drag the big cat Qiuxing away, and only heard a meow. Screaming, the phone was hung up, leaving only a beeping busy tone.

Xiaogu: "..."

Xiao Gu hung up the phone with a black line all over his face.

Qiuxing just asked Xiaogu how to solve this kind of thing!

Xiaogu didn't have time to answer her, our little rabbits are like this all year round, catching Lu Xiaofeng anytime and anywhere, um, hehehe.

Of course, the actual situation is not so exaggerated. Although the little rabbit likes sticky animals very much, Xiaogu is a jade rabbit spirit with a high level of cultivation after all, and she comes from the moon palace, so she just grabs Lu Xiaofeng and locks her in the house from time to time. Unlike Qiu Xing, who hadn't had an attack for hundreds of years, it was very serious when it happened.

The night is already deep.

Xiaogu yawned, dragged on her slippers and entered the bedroom, her husband Lu Xiaofeng was sound asleep.

Speaking of the story between Lu Xiaofeng and her, it was another complicated story.

Hundreds of years ago, the Jade Rabbit Jing Xiaogu met the romantic wanderer Lu Xiaofeng in the Yuelai Inn in the capital, and then they made a private decision for life and became a couple. In order to protect the laurel tree, which is the remains of Chang'e in the witch hazel mountain, Xiaogu stayed in the world , only occasionally return to the Moon Palace.

The Jade Rabbit North Pole can handle matters in the Moon Palace very well. Every once in a while, some Jade Rabbits will be sent down to guard around the Hamamelis Mountain Grotto. living between.

But the Jade Rabbits really don't really want to leave the mortal world, after all, the fruits and vegetables in the mortal world are really delicious...

As for why Lu Xiaofeng can live so long...

This matter is actually very simple. He also ate the powder made from laurel sticks. If he took it strictly according to the dosage, he could easily turn humans into half-human, half-demon and live a long time.

Lu Xiaofeng didn't want to part with Xiaogu, so he was willing to stay with Xiaogu all the time.

And his good friend Hua Manlou also fell in love with a snake demon by chance and coincidence, and ate the snake demon's most precious snake fruit, which restored his eyesight and shared his life with the snake demon.

Lu Xiaofeng has his lovely wife Yutu by his side, and his close friend Huamanlou, and he still maintains close friendships with Fu Hongxue, Yidianhong, and Chu Liuxiang. What else is he dissatisfied with?

Of course there is no dissatisfaction anymore.

Most of these monster couples who have lived for hundreds of years have some industries in human society in order to integrate into human society. Yujiao and his wife own a large stretch of private beach, and Chu Liuxiang's sister-in-law, Su Rongrong, also runs a private yacht company and lives a very good life.

As for Lu Xiaofeng and Xiaogu...

The Yuelai Inn, which they made love to, was not doing well many years ago and was about to go bankrupt. Lu Xiaofeng spent money to buy the Yuelai Inn, and hired Chu Liuxiang's righteous sister Li Hongxiu to be a professional manager. Revitalized again.

However, Lu Xiaofeng and Xiaogu are not people who like to do business. Lu Xiaofeng is not good at making money, but he is good at spending money. Upside down.

It's better now, Lu Xiaofeng has really become a famous detective, but his habit of giving away money has not changed, if it is not supported by such a big place as Yuelai Inn, it is really a bit difficult to handle.

He is a very smart man, as long as he wants to learn, there is nothing he can't learn. A few years ago, he solved a sensational murder case and became the most famous detective expert. In the past few years, it is really good to find him. There are many, and he is happy to solve these problems.

And now, he just returned home after solving a big and sensational case, maybe he didn't close his eyes for a few days and nights, so he came back, took a shower and fell asleep directly, without having time to say a few more words to Xiaogu .

Lu Xiaofeng with four eyebrows, even after hundreds of years, still has an extraordinary attachment to his four eyebrows, his two mustaches are trimmed more neatly than his eyebrows, he is lying lazily with his eyes closed, If you observe carefully, you will find that his eyelashes are actually very long and thick.

He is indeed a very attractive man, but it's a pity that this famous herb already has an owner.

Xiaogu rested his chin to observe Lu Xiaofeng, and then poked Lu Xiaofeng's cheek with his hand. Lu Xiaofeng curled his lips in his sleep, reached out to grab her little hand and put it in his mouth, muttering: "Eat rabbits!" Claws, eating rabbit legs..."

Xiaogu: "..."

With a groan, Xiaogu pounced on him, grabbed Lu Xiaofeng and hit him, saying: "Pretending to be asleep! Pretending to be sleeping!"

Lu Xiaofeng chuckled, flexibly dodged the Tutu fist, reached out to grab Xiaogu, pulled her into his arms, and said in a hoarse voice: "Sister Rabbit Jing, I haven't seen you for a few days, why did you come up and hit me?" ?”

He yawned, and slowly opened his eyes, with a relaxed smile familiar to Kotani.

Although he was tired for many days, he was still in good spirits. Perhaps for Lu Xiaofeng, the puzzle itself was a kind of good thing that made him feel relaxed and comfortable.

Xiao Gu nestled in his arms, stretched out his arms around his neck very invisible, and kissed the green stubble on his chin.

Lu Xiaofeng stretched out his hand and lifted her chin.

He hooked his lips into a smile, and said, "Do you miss me, sister Rabbit Jing?"

Biting his lip, the little rabbit deliberately said: "Deng Tuzi, who are you? You appeared in my house out of thin air. If you don't leave, I will call you."

Lu Xiaofeng: "Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

Lu Xiaofeng picked her chin, leaned forward and tapped her lips, and said in a hoarse voice, "You want to play this kind of game?"

Xiaogu snorted, turned his head away, he would rather die than surrender.

Lu Xiaofeng cleared his throat, started role-playing very politely, and said frivolously: "I think my wife is beautiful, my husband is away all year round, and my wife is alone, don't you feel cold and lonely?"

...What a prodigal son!

He didn't have a weird tone at all, on the contrary, he lowered his voice a little bit, with a laziness and hoarseness left after he just woke up, making him seem dangerous and alluring .

Mrs. Rabbit's body trembled slightly.

Mrs. Rabbit's figure is so petite and thin. This man only needs to stretch out his arms to completely wrap the little Mrs. Rabbit into his arms. The temperature in the air-conditioned room drops very low. Mrs. Rabbit is a little cold all over, but this prodigal son has hot blood on his body.

His eyes were fixed on Mrs. Rabbit, and the corner of his mouth curled into a smile that was inevitable.

Mrs. Rabbit said: "My husband is the best bastard among bastards."

Deng Tuzi said, "Oh? What kind of bastard is he?"

Mrs. Rabbit gritted her teeth, glared at Deng Tuzi, and said, "He is the best bastard in the world, you are no match for him."

Deng Tuzi suddenly smiled, as if he didn't care about the provocation.

He really doesn't need to care about it, because at this moment, this Mrs. Rabbit is already in his pocket, and he can already handle it with ease.

He looked at the little Mrs. Rabbit with red eyes, and slowly said: "Then you have to try it to know whether I am a bastard or he is a bastard."

As he said that, he suddenly exerted all his strength and restrained Mrs. Rabbit tightly in his arms.Mrs. Rabbit screamed a little, and then she couldn't help but burst out laughing. While laughing, she licked the pupa in Lu Xiaofeng's arms, and stretched out her Tutu fist to hit him.

Lu Xiaofeng said with a straight face: "Wait a minute! How can you laugh? You have to cry, cry so pitifully."

Xiaogu laughed wildly and scolded Lu Xiaofeng: "Pervert! Lu Xiaofeng is a pervert!"

Little Fenghuang stretched out his hand to pinch Xiaogu's face, and said dissatisfiedly: "Wow, my Mrs. Xiaogu, the skill of beating up is really getting stronger and stronger, who wants to play with me like this first? Is it you, bad rabbit. "

Xiaogu groaned, and hugged Lu Xiaofeng with a snap.

Her eyes sparkled, and she said, "Then rehearse again."

Lu Xiaofeng still had a straight face, and said: "If you don't come, you will laugh again."

Xiao Gu whimpered and begged him: "I'm sure I won't laugh this time, please."

Lu Xiaofeng blinked and said, "Really?"

Xiaogu nodded, blushing on his face: "Really."

Lu Xiaofeng said reservedly: "Then rehearse again?"

Xiaogu groaned, and fell down softly, like a beach of rabbit cakes melted by the sun.