[Comprehensive Martial Arts] The heroine is not human

A hundred years later, Chu Liuxiang, Yidianhong, Fu Hongxue and others have long since become figures in legends, and their stories have all been settled.However, the turbulent rivers and lakes will never be peaceful, because where there are people, there will be love, hatred, anger and ignorance.

A hundred years later, there will be strange heroes and strange things in the rivers and lakes.

At this moment, Lu Xiaofeng was lying on the roof drinking.

He was a very young, handsome man, but with four eyebrows.

The two extra eyebrows are his two beards, and these two beards are even more neatly trimmed than his eyebrows.No matter who saw him, he knew that this man liked his beard more than others, so many people wanted to shave off these two extra "eyebrows" to see his reaction.

People with this kind of thinking are naturally not his enemies, and his enemies are not so boring.

People who have this kind of thinking are all his friends. As an interesting and boring person, his friends are usually a little boring. Even Ximen Fuixue, who seems to be the most born and independent sword god, occasionally uses A strange look looked at his beard.

So it can be said that Lu Xiaofeng has been fighting a "beard defense battle".

Not long ago, he had just won a beard defense battle against another friend of his, Sikong Zhaixing known as the "King of Thieves".

They made a bet that whoever would complete a hundred somersaults first, if Lu Xiaofeng lost, he would have to shave his beard. For this reason, Sikong Zhaoxing practiced somersaults hard for a month.

...and there is no one left.

However, Lu Xiaofeng still narrowly won.

This time, he didn't want Sikong Zhaixing to catch loach for him in the mud, after all, loach is quite troublesome to eat.

On a whim, he asked Sikong Zaixing to tell a hundred stories in a row in the teahouse downstairs.

However, these two bets have never been broken, so the well-known King of Thieves was forced to disguise himself as a storyteller, carrying a catty of fat sea foam in his hand, and went up to the stage. Talk from night to morning.

The content of his storytelling is some rumors in the world, such as how the legendary killer Yidianhong a hundred years ago betrayed his teacher for a beautiful beauty who was ashamed of the moon and almost died, and finally married the beauty; another example That vagabond Chu Liuxiang finally retired for a mysterious Orchid, and disappeared at sea ever since.

Of course, these stories are old-fashioned stories that have been told countless times. Sikong Zhaixing doesn't like to tell this kind of story. He likes to create a second creation by himself. For example, he is talking about the magic knife that singled out Gongzi Yu. When Fu Hongxue was in charge, he decided that a good sadomasochistic relationship must be turned into a double literature.

It is said that Fu Hongxue had a lover Qiu Xing when he was young, and later Qiu Xing died in his arms. Fu Hongxue pursued the murderer alone for eighteen years, and one day he suddenly met a little girl who was exactly the same as his former lover, named Qiuqiu. When Fu Hongxue saw Qiuqiu, his heart was shaken and he got very drunk.After waking up, he found Qiuqiu lying beside him with tears on his face. It turned out that after he got drunk, he regarded Qiuqiu as his former lover Qiuxing...

Then it’s the kind of I love you, you love me, you use me as a substitute, I don’t love you, you don’t love me, hey, I suddenly found out that my favorite trick is still your trick... Lu Xiaofeng on the roof scratched his head, thinking: Is it because Sikong Zhaixing read too much of the book published by Jinjiang Bookstore that he changed a paragraph like this?

No... Maybe he just wanted revenge on Lu Xiaofeng.

Lu Xiaofeng's head hurt from hearing this, so he simply lay down and drank.

His drinking posture is also very strange. He just lay dignifiedly on the roof full of tiles, as dignified as lying in a coffin. In his hands, he held a jug.

He obviously didn't even move, but the wine in the jug unexpectedly flowed out of the spout in a parabola, straight into Lu Xiaofeng's open mouth.

He was using his internal force to activate the liquor to create such a spectacle.

This is really a miracle of killing a chicken with a sledgehammer.

After a while, a jug of wine entered Lu Xiaofeng's stomach, he burped in satisfaction, and smacked his lips to savor the taste of the jug of fine wine.

In fact, he is not a person with sharp-edged features. On the contrary, he has a little flesh on his face. When he smacks his lips like this, two deep dimples will appear on the side of his face, which makes this handsome man look a bit better. Cute and content.

He suddenly said lazily, "I want more wine."

A person said gloomyly: "I don't have any wine, but the white man has enough, do you want it?"

Lu Xiaofeng opened one eye.

The storyteller played by Sikong Zhaixing looked at him with a half-hearted smile.

However, although he has a cheap mouth, he really has a jug of wine in his hand.

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Have you finished telling your hundred stories?"

Sikong Zhaixing said: "I talked about 99 times."

Lu Xiaofeng raised his eyebrows: "Then what about the remaining one?"

Sikong Zhaixing said: "Aren't you going to talk now?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "This story can only be told to me alone?"

Sikong Zhaixing said: "Indeed."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Why?"

Sikong Zhaixing said: "Because there are too many people who have heard it, there are too many people who come to interfere with my affairs."

A smile suddenly appeared on Lu Xiaofeng's lips, he stretched out his hand to stroke his beard, and said, "Then why don't you tell me?"

Sikong Zhaixing said: "Please."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng remained expressionless, lay down with a "dap", and continued to drink.

Sikong Zhaixing was not in a hurry, he also sat on the roof, enjoying the breeze and drinking a little wine.

After a while, Lu Xiaofeng suddenly started to do it again, and said with a straight face: "Hurry up and say-"

Sikong Zhaixing laughed loudly, and said: "Your curiosity, why is it like a cat, when you see a ball of wool, you will go up and poke it."

Lu Xiaofeng said expressionlessly: "You promised to tell a hundred stories, are you going to break your promise?"

Sikong Zhaixing said: "Hmph, when did you see me, Sikong Zhaixing, exaggerating?"

Lu Xiaofeng stared at him.

Sikong Zhaixing smiled and began to tell Lu Xiaofeng the last story.

This is not a story, this is a real event, a real event that happened very recently.

Everyone knows that there is a beauty in Suzhou City who is known as the most beautiful woman in the world.

This person is the daughter of the Gu family in Suzhou, her maiden name is Gu Xinglu.The Gu family was in the silk and satin business, and later the voice became louder and louder, and became an imperial merchant. Eight of the ten silk and satin shops in the south of the Yangtze River were opened by their family, which shows their wealth.

As for Gu Xinglu, the daughter of the Gu family, although she is known as the most beautiful woman in the world, no one has ever seen her.

How did a woman with an unknown appearance become the most beautiful woman in the world?It's just that a certain chivalrous man, seeing Miss Gu Jia wearing a veiled hat, was deeply attracted by her wonderful figure and graceful steps, and couldn't help saying "the number one beauty must be like this!" sigh.

I don't know how to find it, but this name is getting bigger and bigger, and it's getting louder and louder.

Once a beauty becomes famous, she will easily attract troubles. Miss Gu's reputation naturally attracts many thieves. They broke into Gu's house at night just to find out. Also one of them.

Of course, without exception, they all died.

That flower picker, Liu Yemei, is said to be very good at lightness kung fu, he turned out to be born only a year or two ago, and he has already killed dozens of young girls.At that time, the Shenhou Mansion sent the third master to hunt him down, but unexpectedly, within a few days, the flower picker Liu Yemei, who had come and gone without a trace, died in the Gu Mansion.

From then on, the beauty of this beautiful woman in Gu became more like a secret in the Jianghu, a dangerous but sweet secret, which made people flock to it.

Lu Xiaofeng, who has traveled all over the rivers and lakes, has naturally heard of this matter.It's just that he really feels that risking his life to break into someone else's house and go to a woman's boudoir to see a woman's true face is really a very satisfying thing.

Lu Xiaofeng is interested in beauties, but he can't avoid this kind of beauties who are hidden in deep boudoirs and are not very chic.

After all, such beauties generally have some strange rules, such as rules such as marry her or die if you see the true face.

Lu Xiaofeng lacked interest, and said: "So? Don't you want to learn from that flower picker, Liu Yemei?"

Sikong Zhaixing said: "Is I, Sikong Zhaixing, that kind of person?"

Lu XiaoFeng rolled his eyes.

Sikong Zhaixing said: "Recently, it seems that Miss Gu is about to enter the world. She lost a treasure in her home and couldn't find it anywhere. Therefore, this beautiful Gu is going to issue a heroic order to the heroes of the whole world. If you can help her find this treasure, she will..."

Lu Xiaofeng hurriedly said: "I understand, she will marry this person with her body."

Sikong Zhaixing said: "She will give this person a chance to kiss her feet."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng shouted: "That's it? That's it?!"

Sikong Zhaixing said coldly: "That's it!"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "...Could someone be willing to go?"

Sikong Zhaixing didn't speak.

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Wait, are you going?"

Sikong Zhaixing smiled and said: "What do you think?"

Lu Xiaofeng: "...have you never seen a woman?"

Sikong Zhaixing said: "What a coincidence, I will make a decision."

Lu Xiaofeng said coldly: "Oh, let's go."

After saying this, he lay down again. He lay down very comfortably, snatched Sikong Zhaixing's drink, and patted his stomach with the seals that were both in contact with each other, so comfortable that he died.

Sikong Zhaixing said: "Someone asked me to steal her out."

Lu Xiaofeng Seal's hand patting his belly suddenly stopped, he raised his eyebrows, and said with a half-smile: "What did you say?"

Sikong Zhaixing said: "That's it. If I steal it out, this beautiful lady Gu may not live long."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Who is that person?"

Sikong Zhaixing said: "I can't say."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "You were threatened?"

Sikong Zhaixing said: "No comment."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "You don't want to kill someone, and you can't disobey what this person said, so you tell me about it, and you want me to find out the key and save this poor Miss Gu, right? ?”

Sikong Zhaixing said: "You can think what you want."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "In this Jianghu, there are really not many people who can threaten you. This beautiful woman Gu is probably involved in some big, big conspiracy."

Sikong Zaixing had talked a lot just now, but now he seemed like an old monk who had settled down and refused to say a word again.

Lu Xiaofeng suddenly burst out laughing, pointed at Sikong Zhaixing, and said: "You monkey, if you use this kind of method, I, Lu Xiaofeng, are some kind of righteous hero, and have to go all the way to Suzhou ?”

Sikong Zhaixing shook his head and said: "Although you are not a great hero, you are a little cat killed by curiosity. My ball of wool has already been thrown out, so you can pick it up or not."

After speaking, he swaggered and walked away.Only Lu Xiaofeng was left sitting on the roof alone.

Lu Xiaofeng tilted his head, pursed his lips, and suddenly swooped down from the roof, and landed on the ground with ease and stability. He was still holding an empty flagon in his hand, and he walked in slowly and easily. out of the tavern.

The wine here is really good.

He drank alone, and drank with gusto, very happy.It wasn't until the middle of the night that he returned to his residence here in a trance—that is, a room in the inn, which he had reserved for half a month.

Lu Xiaofeng pushed the door drunkenly and went in.

As soon as he entered the door, he already felt that something was wrong.

Because on the couch that originally belonged to him, lay a person, a beauty in white.

...a peerless beauty.

The beauty's lacquered hair was scattered on his couch, her head was tilted sideways, her white neck was slender, graceful, and a bit fragile... She was lying defenseless, with a smell of alcohol on her body. A beauty who can't drink too much is lying on the couch and sleeping soundly.

And her face...

Lu Xiaofeng has seen many beautiful girls, but he still has to admit that this beauty does have the most beautiful face he has ever seen.This is a beautiful face like a pure lamb, soft and fragile, touching but fragile.

This kind of woman is often the kind of woman who is most likely to make a man's heart beat.

Lu Xiaofeng is not only a man, but also a man who is easily moved.

So at this moment, not only didn't he turn around and go out, but he even took a step inside by a strange coincidence.Like a big bad wolf eyeing the little white rabbit.