The Queen of the Shadows, restrain yourself!

Gu Yazhu got up from a fat man who was full of fat, and said in a delicate voice, "Director Wang, you can't break your promise."

"Fatty" Wang smoked an afterthought cigarette and said, "Don't worry, it's a small matter."

Only then did Gu Yazhu walk to the bathroom with peace of mind. As soon as the bathroom door closed, she retched while supporting the sink, and then scrubbed her body in disgust, not letting go of the redness of her skin.

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The rule of the Haha Laugh program group is to record one episode and broadcast the other, every Friday at 7:[-] p.m. on the Tengteng APP. There are four resident hosts, two men and two women. The number of guests invited for each episode is not uniform. It depends on how many people are invited by the program group.

As the reputation is getting worse and worse, there are fewer and fewer guests who can be invited. Many second- and third-tier artists are reluctant to go, but Xiao Guang joined in this issue, and the popularity once skyrocketed.

The promotional video was filmed on September 9, and the recording of the program will start on September 2. Fortunately, the recording time is only one day.

On the morning of the 3rd, Xiao Guang followed Wang Shumin to meet Shanlun, a very famous arranger and producer in the circle, and he brought all of Xiao Guang's lyrics and music with him, all of them!Including the lyrics and music made during the sweet girl group and when going to Neverland.

A total of 28 singles are Xiao Guang's painstaking efforts in the past five years, but none of them have been released.

Let Shanlun feel Xiao Guang's strength, and let him help willingly, instead of looking at Wang Shumin's face.

Immediately afterwards, he hurriedly packed his luggage to catch the plane. At nine o'clock in the evening, Xiao Guang successfully checked into the hotel reserved by the program group. As usual, he exchanged his thoughts with Xue Qingshi and then fell asleep.

In the early morning, Xiao Guang was awakened by the rustling sound, which was the time when he was sleeping most soundly. If the bed in this hotel was not too hard for sleeping, Xiao Guang would not have felt it.

I thought it was a dream and listened to it, until I heard the sound of the door being unlocked, Xiao Guang felt a lump in his heart, and instantly woke up with his hands supporting half of his body, looking at the door vigilantly, while thinking about what tools he could take by hand .

"click"

The door was opened, Xiao Guang's body and hands moved slowly, his hand touched the edge of the bedside table, soon, he could get the lamp soon...

"Hee hee", "Shh", "Hush", "I don't know if she is wearing pajamas", "Ha ha"...

There were quite a few people who came in. Hearing these rustling voices, Xiao Guang frowned, lay down in the bed silently, and closed his eyes obediently.

Feeling that these people were getting closer to him, Xiao Guang had no choice but to suppress the discomfort in his heart and try his best to act like he was in a deep sleep.

"Ah! There is a ghost!..."

Although he was prepared in his heart, he was still startled by the shout. Xiao Guang stared at the ceiling with his eyes wide open, his hands under the quilt clutched the sheet tightly, his breath seemed to be cut off, and he couldn't recover for a long time.

"Hahahaha." Seeing Xiao Guang's reaction, Jin Ruiyi covered her stomach and laughed.

The other male host who came in together felt a little regretful, his eyes glanced over Xiao Guang inadvertently, and he found that she was wearing a neat long-sleeved cotton pajamas, and his eyes flashed with dissatisfaction.

"Let's go." Cao Zixuan signaled the photographer to turn around and go out. There is nothing to see here, so it's better to go to the next room to have a look.

Just at this moment, a fierce shout came from the next room.

"Ahhhh..."

The yelling was continuous, almost like shouting, Cao Zixuan was ecstatic, squeezed the photographer away and ran out, and went into the next room, intending to feast his eyes on it.

Xiao Guang sat on the bed blankly, looked at Jin Ruiyi with dull eyes, and directly looked at Jin Ruiyi with embarrassment.

"Well, I'll go over and have a look, it's still early, hey, you can continue to rest for a while." After Jin Ruiyi finished speaking, she turned around and walked away. Just now, she was startled by Xiao Guang's gaze. The young people nowadays are really scary, staring at each other without saying a word. people.

After the people left, the room returned to tranquility. Xiao Guang lay back on the bed again, experiencing the unlimited and disgusting nature of this show for the first time. As for sleeping, he would never be able to sleep again. What if they went and came back again?

It's just... the scream just now is somewhat familiar, it seems that I have heard this sound somewhere.

The room next door was not as lucky as Xiao Guang's. Gu Yazhu arrived at the hotel to check in at one o'clock in the morning. As a temporary person, even the room was temporarily opened.

Originally thinking of getting a good night's sleep, I even gave my whole body a special nursing care. Not long after I put on the blindfold and went to sleep, a loud cry suddenly came from my ears, and my ears rang, and I jumped up and shouted in fright.

Because of the blindfold, it was pitch black again, and the silk suspender nightdress she was wearing was completely exposed to the spotlight, half exposed, feasting the eyes of the male guests who came in. The photographer directly lifted the machine in front of Gu Yazhu, and took pictures.

After Gu Yazhu took off the blindfold, he looked at the men and women around him and screamed again, the spotlight choked his eyes, but fortunately Gu Yazhu reacted and quickly lay down and hid under the quilt.

This morning's raid mission was to divide the resident hosts of the four program groups into groups of two, with men and women paired up to carry out the raid. The first to raid were the two male guests who lived upstairs, followed by Xiao Guang and Gu Yazhu's turn.

Xiao Guang's raid had no bright spots, and the bright spots were all concentrated on Gu Yazhu. After all, the S-shaped body is not covered.

Staying in bed until 06:30, Xiao Guang started to get up to take a shower, and habitually picked up his mobile phone to check after the shower, and received a message from Xue Qingshi just like the previous two days.

——Qing Shi: "Good morning~ dog."

Seeing this news, the unhappiness of being disturbed early in the morning dissipated. Sitting cross-legged on the bed, Xiao Guang started his loving morning time with his girlfriend.

However, the chat with Xue Qingshi only lasted about 5 minutes, and she had to get up immediately, take a shower, eat breakfast, and then enter the training mode.

This chatting time is impossible, except for Xiao Guang telling Xue Qingshi to protect himself and not to get hurt, the rest is to miss you, miss you, miss you so much.

And this raid of the program group also successfully made Xiao Guang see the disgusting part of this program. If only the female host came in, it would be fine, but what about the male host?

Maybe I wish the guest could lie naked on the bed without wearing anything, that's the selling point.

The recording location of this episode of Laughter came to a famous small island named "Qishui". According to the script given by the program team in advance, breakfast will be started at 08 o'clock, then makeup will be done until 30:09, and then go to the beach to shoot A group of separate shots of each person, the recording program officially started at 30:[-].

After Xiao Guang changed into light clothes, there was another knock on the door of the room.

"Breakfast." The waiter outside the door said softly.

The waiter brought in a dinner plate with cameras placed on it, coupled with the early morning raid, Xiao Guang had a premonition that this was not an ordinary breakfast.

There is a tremella and lotus seed soup and a rice noodle with fried sauce on the dinner plate. The rice noodle is still steaming, and the fragrance is wafting in the room. If it is a normal person, it will definitely give priority to eating the fragrant rice noodle.

Xiao Guang did the opposite, first tried to stir the white fungus and lotus seed soup, but as expected, a few cicada pupae were stirred from the bottom of the bowl, and he instantly lost the desire to eat.

Unless it is someone who can eat this kind of thing, who will have an appetite when they see this thing in the morning.

He picked up the chopsticks and stirred the rice noodles again. After mixing for a long time, he didn’t find any abrupt things. Xiao Guang took a small sip of the meat first, and the taste was normal, like beef. Finally, I took a bite of rice noodles and spit it into the trash can with a "wow".

Sure enough, you can't have any expectations. The rice noodles are bitter, and your tongue will be bitter. Xiao Guang even drank a few sips of water, but it didn't relieve the bitter taste on his tongue.

The point is that each guest's breakfast is different. This is when Xiao Guang started to make up and heard other people's discussions.

Because of this, I saw someone who shouldn't be here, Gu Yazhu!

As long as there is a place where he appears, Gu Yazhu will always find a way to appear, and Xiao Guang is so used to it that he is numb.

Pretending not to know each other, but the male guest Ruan Anxiang who was sitting aside and putting on makeup was ready to move, discussed with Xiao Guang excitedly, and said, "Your teammate is here."

Gu Yazhu also pretended to be a coincidence, and ran to sit next to Xiao Guang, leaning against Xiao Guang and said coquettishly, "Oh, if I knew you would come to participate, I would have shared a room with you."

Xiao Guang frowned, and avoided it in displeasure. The make-up artist just melted to the eyebrows, and Xiao Guang's movement made it a lot more deflected.

"There were maggots in my breakfast. I didn't find out until halfway through the meal. I was so disgusted." Ruan Anxiang was discussing with Gu Yazhu across Xiao Guang, his movements were exaggerated and his expression was ferocious, as if he wanted to attract the beauty's attention.

"Oh, it's so disgusting." Gu Yazhu covered her mouth to cater to her, and opened her eyes wide, pretending to be in disbelief.

In fact, I felt nauseous in my heart. Halfway through the porridge, I found a cicada chrysalis. In order to take care of the camera, I had to pretend that nothing had happened.

It's not annoying now, but Xiao Guang only realized what annoying is when he actually started recording the program.

Gu Yazhu has been following her, that's fine, at most it will make many people mistakenly think that the relationship between the two is not as bad as the rumors, the problem is that once there is no one around, Gu Yazhu will change into another face and say some goddamn words .

Four hosts, four guests, and a group of eight people first completed the procedures to be followed, and then drew lots for grouping and equipment selection.

According to the script, there are only three activities today, the water gun competition in the morning, the water volleyball game at noon, and the bonfire party in the evening.

Feeling the cool breeze blowing from the sea, Xiao Guang touched the goosebumps on his arms. Participating in this program really punished himself.

When drawing lots continued the consistent tradition of the program group, women were given priority, and Jin Ruiyi took the lead in demonstrating that she drew a ball into a black wooden box, opened the ball and saw a number card, and the number corresponded to the equipment.

The program team had already put the equipment up, and Xiao Guang looked at the colorful clothes on the table, and had an ominous premonition again.

Jin Ruiyi got the third number and got a one-piece swimsuit. After she finished playing, she yelled at Xiao Guang, "Xiao Guang, go and draw."

Gu Yazhu was not happy, why did Xiao Guang go first, and then stood up and said, "I'll come first."

Several male guests cheered loudly, and greeted Gu Yazhu onto the lottery table like a queen enthroned. After drawing out a ball, Gu Yazhu opened it in full view and said, "No. [-]!"

"Pfft, ahahaha, cotton padded jacket." Cao Zixuan laughed unceremoniously.

There was endless laughter at the scene, Gu Yazhu blushed, thinking that she could get a set of sexy bikinis to show off her figure, but who knew it was the cotton-padded jacket worn by the Northeast lady!It's still a short-sleeved shorts version of the cotton-padded jacket.

Xiao Guang ignored Gu Yazhu's gaze, and by observing the movements of Jin Ruiyi and Gu Yazhu's pumping arms, he could judge that there was something wrong with this box, otherwise why would it be such a coincidence.

Following Jin Ruiyi's movements, she fully extended her arm into the box. There were not only eight balls in the box, but a full box. Then she turned to the left, and her fingers moved quickly on the box wall.

really!

There were several balls stuck to the wall of the box. Xiao Guang quickly took out a ball and found that the ball was not light. He opened it and took out the number card, saying, "I have drawn number 11."

Number 11 is a pair of black boxers.

Cao Zixuan hesitated to speak, and looked in Xiao Guang's direction frequently, even Gu Yazhu seemed to have something to say.

"Let's change it." Gu Yazhu said proudly.

Xiao Guang didn't seem to hear it. He watched the last hostess, Yu Shuyao, draw the ball. The opponent also used the same routine, with her elbow shifted to the left, and she got No. 8, which was an ordinary T-shirt.

For the two male guests, Ruan Anxiang got a black pleated skirt, and Guan Yu got a pair of blue long jeans.

The two hostesses, Zhong Xingsheng got the basketball pants, and Cao Zixuan was the last one to draw the ball. Xiao Guang found that he kept groping for the ball while he was doing it. Successfully got a pair of slit beach shorts!

So, a total of four balls were stuck to the wall of the box, and the ball that belonged to him was taken away by himself, Xiao Guang thought to himself.

He also successfully harvested an enemy, but Xiao Guang didn't care, of course boxer shorts were better than wearing beach shorts with slits.

Today's game is all about water, Gu Yazhu has a deep understanding of what is called "burden"!The big padded jacket is thick and hot, and the point is that it cannot be taken off. After absorbing water, the padded jacket seems to weigh a few kilograms. It is tightly attached to the skin and cannot run. It can only become the one being bullied.

After the water gun battle, Gu Yazhu, who was punished, was lifted up and buried in the sand with only one head exposed.

At this time, the makeup is almost gone, the messy hair matches the ordinary face, and the men who surrounded her because of their good figure all pretended to be hungry and thirsty, and ran away.

Gu Yazhu was completely forgotten in the sand. The program team liked to see such a scene, and no one reminded the guests and the host.

In the end, Xiao Guang reluctantly dug her out of the sand, not expecting her good temper, nor wanting to be angered, so Gu Yazhu cried and ran to take a bath.

I ran to the bathroom and called Director Wang to cry, and I didn't want to continue recording in the afternoon, but was scolded by the other party, and I was even more wronged now.

Waiting for Gu Yazhu is still behind, the water volleyball game is the painful beginning, you have to wear the clothes you got into the water, Xiao Guang got boxer pants, showing a pair of slender long legs, wearing a short swimsuit casually on the upper body, not only Easy to run and light to swim

After participating in the water volleyball game, Gu Yazhu had a cold and a fever under the pretext of not feeling well, so he didn't participate in the bonfire party at night.

The person being tricked in this variety show turned out to be Gu Yazhu....

The assistant director Wang, who was laughing loudly, originally wanted to save Gu Yazhu and cut out more scenes of her, but she appeared in too many scenes. Still editing with Gu Yazhu as a joke.

The program will be broadcast on the evening of next Friday (September 9), please look forward to it~