[American Entertainment] Born to be passionate

Edmondo didn't know if that "relative" had malicious intentions. He only knew that the two people sitting next to him really wanted him to die.

Because of the suddenness of the incident, Edmundo didn't have time to call the driver to pick them up, so he called a taxi home, and that's the problem - Leonardo and Rui Fan didn't want to sit in the co-pilot , and don't want Edmondo to sit in the co-pilot.

"I can't see the driver driving, it will give me a headache, and even go into the hospital in a coma!" Leonardo said confidently, "Many drivers have complained to me, and I don't want to add that number."

"I'm allergic to the sun. If the front is too bright, I will get a rash." Rui Fan is more confident, "This is a very common seasonal disease, as long as you reduce direct sunlight, there is basically no problem."

Edmondo rolled his eyes to the ground.

He doesn't understand what's so good about grabbing a seat. It doesn't matter who sits next to him for a 20-minute journey.

After entanglement for 5 minutes, the final result was that three people were crowded in the back seat, Leonardo was on the left, Rui Fan was on the right, and Edmondo sat in the middle.

The weather in Los Angeles is hot in June, and the atmosphere in the back seat is almost as thick as the temperature, even though the taxi driver turns on the air conditioner, it doesn't help.

In order to reconcile the atmosphere, Edmund raised his jaw and said, "Do you know that in the movie plot, the person who likes to sit in the middle of the back row is usually a rich black-hearted boss, with champagne in his hand and beautiful women beside him?" Accompanied, and then killed by a sniper from a distance at the happiest moment."

After hearing this, Rui Fan was a little dazed. He couldn't understand what Edmundo meant, so he was half a beat behind. Of course, Leonardo didn't understand, but he had more ghost ideas than him, so he became The one who moves first.

"That's really dangerous, you can't continue to sit in the middle, come, come over to my side, there is still a lot of space." Leonardo said, grabbing Edmund's waist, trying to pull him into his arms , "The middle position is already very dangerous. If you brake suddenly, you will fly directly from behind."

But soon Leonardo failed, because Rui Fan finally reacted and grabbed Edmondo's wrist.

"Don't change the gravity position casually during the car driving project. Both of you and the driver are on the left side and it is easy to cause the car to roll over." He said very rationally, but still pulled Edmondo's wrist irrationally, "So the safest The best way is to lean towards me, don’t worry, Dudu, you won’t squeeze me.”

Leonardo didn't let go, he gave Rui Fan a fake smile.

"That's just nonsense. Our current speed is no more than 50 mph. It's impossible to overturn the car at this speed, unless a Hulk appears and turns the car upside down with his bare hands." He pinched Edmondo's waist, and then Deliberately blowing into his ear, "Don't listen to him, come here."

"Hey, don't make fun of our lives, that's stupid and childish. And your hand, put it there honestly, don't get into his clothes!" Rui Fan replied unwillingly, and then he kissed Kissing the corner of Edmondo's mouth, hoping that he can stand by him, "Be obedient, Dudu, we have deviated from the main line, we must hurry up and talk about your 'relative'."

Edmondo, who was sitting in the middle, turned from enjoying himself to suffering. The force on his waist and wrist seemed to tear him in two, but the two people who pulled him were important enough in his heart. One wins by temperament and companionship, the other wins by appearance and character, he can't refuse the other for anyone.

So Edmondo, a veteran in love, felt for the first time what a dilemma is.

After half an hour of "torture", the taxi finally arrived at the destination, Edmondo almost pushed Rui Fan out of the car, and then walked quickly to the door.

At least for the next quarter of an hour, he doesn't want to hear any voice from these two people, whether it's fake relatives who come to cheat money, or real relatives who want to snatch the right of inheritance, it won't be better than being between Leonardo and Rui Fan. Picking one is even harder.

However, things were always beyond Edmund's expectation. The moment he opened the door, a white figure rushed out and gave Edmondo a warm hug, and he couldn't help but use intimate gestures. Face-to-face ceremony.

"Hello! Cousin! I finally see you, you are more beautiful than what you see on TV!"

Listening to the enthusiastic tone and the particularly French roll of the tongue, Edmondo seemed to see a large poodle wagging its tail at him.

What a disaster.

……

They entered the room after a while, and Anderson was already waiting in the living room. He handed a document to Edmundo, and then sat down on the single sofa next door. Edmundo flipped through the documents and sat down. On the sofa in the middle, Rui Fan and Leonardo wanted to imitate what they did in the taxi just now, but under Edmondo's strong request, they had to do it on the other side, and the big white poodle stood obediently. On the opposite side, it looks like he is accepting an interview.

Due to work problems, Keanu, Ross, and Fran were not at home. The whole house was a little quiet, and no one spoke in the room. For a while, there was only the sound of Edmondo flipping through the files.

After a few minutes.

"So——your name is Michelle, and you are my cousin." Edmondo started, "I saw your blood certificate, but in order to make sure that you didn't fake it to deceive me, I need to find Someone to confirm, is there a problem?"

"No." Michelle agreed without hesitation, "I understand you completely. After inheriting a large sum of money and the title of Bonaparte, someone suddenly popped up and said he was a cousin. If it was different, I would Be careful, it's nothing."

Edmondo raised his eyebrows and looked over without saying anything, and Anderson took over the conversation tacitly.

"If it is true that you are Dudu's blood cousin as you said, why didn't you show up at the place he just inherited, please explain."

"I was hanging out with penguins in Antarctica at the time, and I just came back last week."

Antarctica?penguin?

"I'm not an expert, and there's no purpose in going there." Michelle shrugged. "I just like to take risks and try new things."

Edmondo gave him a smile, which made sense.

"Well, let's just believe that you are really with the penguin, let's get straight to the point, I don't like to procrastinate." Edmondo said, flicking his hair on the sideburns, "You came to meet me this time to get what money?"

"No, I just want a job." Michelle looked into Edmondo's eyes sincerely, "The trip to Antarctica spent all my savings, and I was homeless, so I Thought - since I have a celebrity cousin, why not try to be his assistant, I've never been an assistant to anyone, that would be fun!"

Edmondo: ...

He knew that this person is the kind of optimistic hippie who pursues the ultimate spiritual needs, does whatever comes to his mind, and always has some ideas that are different from ordinary people.

"Sorry, Michelle, I don't think I need an assistant right now." Edmondo tried to make himself appear more sincere, "If you need help, just ask, I will do my best."

"You may not understand me, cousin." Michelle raised a finger and shook, "I mean, I will be your best helper, in all aspects of life and work—"

at this time

"I smell feathered heads. It's really disgusting." The black-haired financial advisor suddenly appeared in front of the crowd, frowning in disgust. After holding back and enduring, he finally kept a decent smile and walked over, "Would you like to introduce me?"

"I didn't know you were upstairs, Lucy." Edmondo took a deep breath and introduced the two, "Lucy, my financial advisor, Michelle, is my cousin who came here today."

The two men shook hands in front of Edmondo, and although they looked friendly on the surface, it gave the impression that they were trying to kill each other.

Edmundo's eyes swept back and forth between the two: "Do you know each other?"

"No, I don't know."

"See you for the first time."

Edmondo raised his eyebrows suspiciously, so tacitly understood, and he said he didn't know each other?

"I'm just a little more anti-counterfeiting." Lucy explained his abnormal behavior, "Think about it, Edmondo, an inexplicable cousin, who knows whether he is real or not, your butler in France Did you mention him?"

"I have been away from France for more than ten years. It is normal for the housekeeper not to remember me." Michelle replied quite naturally, "I am not a liar, Edmondo knows, I brought a blood test, and I am not here to ask for money. I just want to be his assistant."

"Suspicion still cannot be ruled out." Lucy narrowed his eyes, "Suspicious."

Seeing that the two people who were at odds in front of them were tending to quarrel again, Edmundo hurriedly stopped them. He has endured enough today, and if he can no longer hear someone arguing, his head will explode.

"It's not your business, Lucy, you just need to take care of my property; Michelle, I can give you a chance, but you have to learn how to be a qualified assistant within a month, if you do If you don’t get to me, I’ll fire you. Did I make it clear enough?” He said with a strong attitude.

No one refused.

So Edmondo nodded in satisfaction, then got up and pinched the bridge of his nose and walked towards the restaurant. He had to eat something to deal with the protest of his stomach, otherwise the stomach acid would kill him before everyone else.

……

However, the situation of everyone sitting together calmly and eating did not appear, the table was in chaos, and everyone seemed to help Edmundo's head blow up as soon as possible.

Lucy spills red wine on Michelle's steak, and Michelle retaliates by ruining his snails with sweet sauce; In the vegetable porridge he ate, Leonardo said that Rui Fan’s anger was a bit exaggerated, and then the topic came to “Is there any relationship between protecting the environment and protecting animals and eating meat?”, and put the only normal person Anderson Got into a fight.

So Edmondo just threw his fork and went upstairs to sleep. With the click of the door lock, his world was finally clean.

He fell asleep almost as soon as he touched the pillow. In his dream, he went to a strange place and heard an even more wonderful conversation——

"Cousin? Cousin?? Are you serious?"

"Aren't you also a financial consultant, don't teach me, it was you who fouled first."

"This is within the rules. I just watched the process of his life and didn't interfere."

"Don't lie, you know better than me whether you have the truth in your mouth."

"Then what to do now... Hey, you dragged him in, what do you want to prove? Your kind bullshit is more useful than my teaching, will it make him a good person?"

"We'll see."

This sleep lasted until almost 11 midnight, and when Edmondo sat up with his hair, he only vaguely remembered it as a wet dream, full of cold scales and warm feathers, and the rest seemed to come from his brain It was erased like that.

He got up and took a shower, then put on a loose shirt that someone left behind and planned to go downstairs to find some supper, but when he opened the door and was about to step out, he found that someone was sleeping outside his door caught.

Edmundo had no choice but to squat down: "Wake up, don't sleep here.",.