[American Entertainment] Born to be passionate
Chapter 23 You Are The Only One I Have Ever Sleeped With, Are You Satisfied?
"I didn't want to quarrel, I just asked my doubts. Is this something you can't do? Or is it that this question stumps you and makes you angry?"
Edmondo took a deep breath, then gave Rui Fan his middle finger.
"You also said that you didn't want to fight, your spikes are already on my face, Rui Fan. I don't understand why you are holding on to Leonardo, as if you were not like this before the Oscars. "He tried to keep himself rational and neutral and said, "Is it because I looked back at him when the award was presented, but we already said that at the time."
"I didn't hold him tight, nor did I want to quarrel. You see, I didn't even raise my voice. I just want your answer. Is this too much?" Rui Fan stood up from the sofa, condescending Looking at Edmondo intently, he said, "And you were the one who said you wanted to get rid of him just now. I just asked about it and provided a method. Look, if you bring me with you, you have every reason to get rid of him."
"Don't argue with me, you just want to quarrel, you—" In the middle of speaking, Edmondo suddenly fell silent, he changed his posture and looked at Rui Fan with a slight frown on the sofa, and then dragged out his tone Slowly said: "I think I know what you mean, Rio. But I assure you, your worry is unnecessary, I am not going to be serious to anyone, anyone-anyone."
"No, I don't think you understand me at all. In fact, Dudu, I think you should be a little more serious. I don't mean to criticize you, I just—"
Edmondo put his legs down in surprise and straightened up. He stood up from the sofa and looked over in disbelief: "You are half a hippie, I thought you would support me."
"That's different."
"Why is it different, because we've slept together?"
Facing Edmondo's doubts, Rui Fan said quite naturally: "I don't want to appear too mean, but seriously, talking about sex without talking about love is the same as talking about sex and not talking about love."
Aha!
Now Edmondo fully understood what Rui Fan meant.
He smiled meaninglessly and then folded his arms in the same way: "Please, you are a bit of a double standard, Rui Fan, what you mean is that you can completely accept my ideas when you haven't slept with me, but once This matter has something to do with you, for example, we have slept more than a dozen times in the past month, and you changed your attitude."
Edmondo paused, shook his head and complained in a low voice: "Leo is right, you are indeed this kind of person."
"You mention him again, why do you keep mentioning him?"
"Why, is Leonardo now someone we can't mention in our family? We haven't even slept-in fact, dear, you are the only one I have slept with in the past six months. Are you satisfied now? I Did it meet the standard of 'seriousness' you said?"
Edmundo sarcastically sarcastically, but Rui Fan couldn't help being satisfied when he heard that he was the only one. He pursed his lips to hide the corners of his mouth, and then cleared his throat.
Rui Fan: "I'm glad to hear you say this, but—"
Edmondo interrupted forcefully: "But I'm not happy!"
Edmondo: "If you want to teach me to be careful, then we will stop here, Rio. No one can convince me. Look at Anderson, he is very smart to give up this option."
Rui Fan: "End? How do we end? In your opinion, we haven't even started."
The quarrel between Rui Fan and Edmondo is still going on, but the focus has turned hundreds of times from next week's publicity and rushed to an inexplicable direction. Keanu Reeves was dumbfounded. He thought he knew about the two people It is impossible for him to encounter scenes of their quarrel after surpassing the friendship, but it turns out that he is wrong, and this situation will happen more and more frequently.
"Okay, both of you, I don't think anyone wants to continue arguing." Keanu got up and tried to ease the situation, "You need to have a good talk calmly, sit down."
Neither of them agreed, however.
"Oh, Kiki, it just so happens that you're here, let's evaluate whether respecting everyone's ideas is a quality that citizens should have." Edmondo spoke to Keanu, but looked at Rui Fan.
"I don't mean to disrespect you, I just hope you can be a little more serious." Rui Fan defended himself, "And you asked Keanu to be a judge? He also likes you, so he can't give a fair evaluation."
"He what?"
"Hey!" Keanu looked at Rui Fan in shock, mouthed a 'traitor', and then raised his voice, "This matter has nothing to do with me, don't drag me into your quarrel."
But obviously the other two didn't think so.
"Of course it is. Do you dare to say that you don't want to tell him how you feel because of Dudu's dissolute style?"
"Nonsense——Little Phoenix, do you think I won't beat you because we slept together? By the way——Kiki, I'm a little surprised, but it's normal. Everyone likes me, so you don't have to worry about it. "
"I'm not struggling! God! It's you two who are struggling!"
"You are so narcissistic, even if me and Keanu and the damn Leonardo like you, it doesn't mean that everyone likes you-by the way, don't pretend to be Keanu, do you think you are covering it up well? ?”
So Keanu was forced to join the quarrel, and the scene became extremely tangled and chaotic.
Until a phone call saved them.
Thanks to the blessing of the times, the landline phone at home is now very loud, even if it is placed in the next room, it can be heard clearly here, so Edmondo temporarily shut up and went to answer the phone, leaving the two of them to continue talking on the spot. Keanu is bitter about Rui Fan poking his heart, but Rui Fan thinks that he should stand by his side to persuade Edmondo together.
"No matter who you are, please accept my compliments. This call could not be more timely." Edmondo said a little self-destructively after answering the phone, "Leave a wish, I will help you realize it, please don't polite."
"Then—come out for a drink and relax, how about this wish?" A familiar voice sounded, still speaking at a slower pace than ordinary people, and Johnny Depp asked with some drunkenness: "The Viper House resumes business today. , Manson is coming, and the lead singer of the Red Hot Chili Peppers also contacted me not long ago, so I want to ask if you guys will come—Ri Fan and Keanu are still with you, right?"
Edmondo blinked.
Viper House?reopening?
……
About 30 hours later, the three drove to the reopened Viper House. Although Edmondo didn't want to revisit the old place, Rui Fan and Keanu both expressed their willingness to come for a drink and meet the band. The withdrawal process of the two was not interrupted, so Edmondo had to follow.
So they continued to quarrel until now, and the focus has shifted again.
"If you want me to say that this place should be demolished and rebuilt, someone almost died here, and this 'someone' refers to you, Rui Fan. I'm really surprised that you didn't respond at all when you came back to this place." Ed Mundo got out of the car and complained, and then he threw the car keys to Keanu, "You two are not allowed to leave my sight today, and you are not allowed to drink any unknown drinks or alcohol, understand."
Rui Fan gave him a not-so-obvious smirk, Keanu shrugged, obediently accepted the key, and they walked towards the door.As a result, as soon as they entered the door, the three of them were scattered by the crazy rushing crowd, and it is unknown how the news was leaked. It stands to reason that only Johnny Depp knew that they would come to the Viper House, and Depp Not a big mouth.But those people were clearly premeditated, waiting for Edmondo to show up.
"Sign me! Edmondo! It's on my chest and I'm going to get it tattooed!" - from a crazy female fan who lifts her top to reveal her punk-style spiked lingerie.
"Take me away! My whole body belongs to you!"—from a shriveled old man who was almost three Edmonds in age, and seemed to be a devout believer.
"Please! Take my gift, I think of you every morning, all I have saved up in this bottle! Wear it and we're one!" - from a tall, lanky man who seems to worship Satan and vampires long-haired man.
Edmundo rolled his eyes towards the ceiling, and tried his best to look for Rui Fan and Keanu from the crazy people in front of him, and soon he found the two from a certain gap.
To his annoyance, the two men, who seemed to have no sympathy for what had happened to him, and some gloat, were sitting with Depp, each holding a glass of concoction.
What the hell, this place shouldn't come a second time, Edmondo thought, and tomorrow he will ask Depp to buy this place, no matter how much it costs, after he succeeds, he must make this place a Flat land!
"Don't worry, they're safe." Rui Fan raised his glass to Edmundo in the crowd, perhaps because of the quarrel just now, there was a hint of revenge in his smile, "Take care of your fans with peace of mind , we'll leave some for you."
Edmondo gave him a double middle finger.
Seeing that the crazy behavior of the fans was about to turn into chaos, the security personnel of the Viper House finally showed up. They drove away everyone with sticks, but this caused many fans to take their 'gifts' at the last moment. Throw it at Edmondo, which contains someone's bodily fluids in a bottle, dark underwear, and a lady's panty with dildo in it.
"disaster!"
Edmondo grabbed the panties that were thrown in his face, and threw it to the ground with his teeth gritted. His frantic behavior was ridiculed by Rui Fan not far away. Do still make out the voice that belonged to the guy.
"You guys are doomed—"
However, just when he was about to rush to settle accounts with those people, someone behind him patted him on the shoulder, with a completely different taste from the United States.
"Hi, director, what a coincidence to meet you here." The visitor said with a sexy retro-tongue voice, "You didn't go to my audition or the script study meeting, I thought you had some opinion on me, Going to replace me."
Edmondo turned his head, and the handsome black-haired young man who was half his head taller was looking at him with a smile.
He is Jim Ross Stewart, the future Italian national treasure-level male god, and the second male protagonist recommended by Universal to his movie "Entanglement". When Edmondo heard his name, he immediately decided to play him. , didn't even watch the audition video that the assistant brought him.He believed that Jim Rose would not let him down.
They met in a football bar, it was the World Cup, Edmundo went to see Brazil, Jim watched Italy, they had an argument over a penalty and almost had a fight, but in the next few days, they went out again Inexplicably became friends, because neither Italy nor Brazil won the championship, and the championship trophy was taken away by the Germans.
By the way, Jim Rose was the only same-sex suitor in his previous life who moved Edmondo because of his beauty.
"I'm sorry, Jim, but you know I won't replace you." Edmondo replied with a smile. He noticed Rui Fan's gaze from not far away, so he deliberately stepped forward to close the distance. On the level of ambiguity, "In order to make you feel at ease, how about going for a drink with me?"
The Italian was a little surprised by his initiative, but he quickly understood the meaning. He put his arm facing Rui Fan on Edmondo's waist, lowered his head and approached his lips: "If your invitation is It's better if it's sincere and not just to piss someone off."
Edmondo blinked, then put his arms around Jim's neck, "Be more confident in yourself, my dear." He said, "I have never been resistant to beauty, even if you kiss me now—"
At this moment, a high-pitched voice interrupted the ambiguous atmosphere.
"Pick up your brains from underneath! Edmondo, you're in big | trouble!" Anderson rushed in like a tornado, grabbing his friend by the collar and pulling him off the Italian, He furrowed his eyebrows and said, "Edward Furlong's parents have sued you to court, and they said you imprisoned || minors!"
At the same time, on the other side, Rui Fan's gaze towards Edmondo was blocked by an angry figure.
He looked up: "Joaquin? Why are you here?"
Joaquin Phoenix looked at his elder brother with folded arms and gritted teeth.
"Why are you still with that bastard? He sold you!" Joaquin yelled loudly, "And he's the one who threatened Mom not to let us contact you!"
Rui Fan frowned.
Edmondo took a deep breath, then gave Rui Fan his middle finger.
"You also said that you didn't want to fight, your spikes are already on my face, Rui Fan. I don't understand why you are holding on to Leonardo, as if you were not like this before the Oscars. "He tried to keep himself rational and neutral and said, "Is it because I looked back at him when the award was presented, but we already said that at the time."
"I didn't hold him tight, nor did I want to quarrel. You see, I didn't even raise my voice. I just want your answer. Is this too much?" Rui Fan stood up from the sofa, condescending Looking at Edmondo intently, he said, "And you were the one who said you wanted to get rid of him just now. I just asked about it and provided a method. Look, if you bring me with you, you have every reason to get rid of him."
"Don't argue with me, you just want to quarrel, you—" In the middle of speaking, Edmondo suddenly fell silent, he changed his posture and looked at Rui Fan with a slight frown on the sofa, and then dragged out his tone Slowly said: "I think I know what you mean, Rio. But I assure you, your worry is unnecessary, I am not going to be serious to anyone, anyone-anyone."
"No, I don't think you understand me at all. In fact, Dudu, I think you should be a little more serious. I don't mean to criticize you, I just—"
Edmondo put his legs down in surprise and straightened up. He stood up from the sofa and looked over in disbelief: "You are half a hippie, I thought you would support me."
"That's different."
"Why is it different, because we've slept together?"
Facing Edmondo's doubts, Rui Fan said quite naturally: "I don't want to appear too mean, but seriously, talking about sex without talking about love is the same as talking about sex and not talking about love."
Aha!
Now Edmondo fully understood what Rui Fan meant.
He smiled meaninglessly and then folded his arms in the same way: "Please, you are a bit of a double standard, Rui Fan, what you mean is that you can completely accept my ideas when you haven't slept with me, but once This matter has something to do with you, for example, we have slept more than a dozen times in the past month, and you changed your attitude."
Edmondo paused, shook his head and complained in a low voice: "Leo is right, you are indeed this kind of person."
"You mention him again, why do you keep mentioning him?"
"Why, is Leonardo now someone we can't mention in our family? We haven't even slept-in fact, dear, you are the only one I have slept with in the past six months. Are you satisfied now? I Did it meet the standard of 'seriousness' you said?"
Edmundo sarcastically sarcastically, but Rui Fan couldn't help being satisfied when he heard that he was the only one. He pursed his lips to hide the corners of his mouth, and then cleared his throat.
Rui Fan: "I'm glad to hear you say this, but—"
Edmondo interrupted forcefully: "But I'm not happy!"
Edmondo: "If you want to teach me to be careful, then we will stop here, Rio. No one can convince me. Look at Anderson, he is very smart to give up this option."
Rui Fan: "End? How do we end? In your opinion, we haven't even started."
The quarrel between Rui Fan and Edmondo is still going on, but the focus has turned hundreds of times from next week's publicity and rushed to an inexplicable direction. Keanu Reeves was dumbfounded. He thought he knew about the two people It is impossible for him to encounter scenes of their quarrel after surpassing the friendship, but it turns out that he is wrong, and this situation will happen more and more frequently.
"Okay, both of you, I don't think anyone wants to continue arguing." Keanu got up and tried to ease the situation, "You need to have a good talk calmly, sit down."
Neither of them agreed, however.
"Oh, Kiki, it just so happens that you're here, let's evaluate whether respecting everyone's ideas is a quality that citizens should have." Edmondo spoke to Keanu, but looked at Rui Fan.
"I don't mean to disrespect you, I just hope you can be a little more serious." Rui Fan defended himself, "And you asked Keanu to be a judge? He also likes you, so he can't give a fair evaluation."
"He what?"
"Hey!" Keanu looked at Rui Fan in shock, mouthed a 'traitor', and then raised his voice, "This matter has nothing to do with me, don't drag me into your quarrel."
But obviously the other two didn't think so.
"Of course it is. Do you dare to say that you don't want to tell him how you feel because of Dudu's dissolute style?"
"Nonsense——Little Phoenix, do you think I won't beat you because we slept together? By the way——Kiki, I'm a little surprised, but it's normal. Everyone likes me, so you don't have to worry about it. "
"I'm not struggling! God! It's you two who are struggling!"
"You are so narcissistic, even if me and Keanu and the damn Leonardo like you, it doesn't mean that everyone likes you-by the way, don't pretend to be Keanu, do you think you are covering it up well? ?”
So Keanu was forced to join the quarrel, and the scene became extremely tangled and chaotic.
Until a phone call saved them.
Thanks to the blessing of the times, the landline phone at home is now very loud, even if it is placed in the next room, it can be heard clearly here, so Edmondo temporarily shut up and went to answer the phone, leaving the two of them to continue talking on the spot. Keanu is bitter about Rui Fan poking his heart, but Rui Fan thinks that he should stand by his side to persuade Edmondo together.
"No matter who you are, please accept my compliments. This call could not be more timely." Edmondo said a little self-destructively after answering the phone, "Leave a wish, I will help you realize it, please don't polite."
"Then—come out for a drink and relax, how about this wish?" A familiar voice sounded, still speaking at a slower pace than ordinary people, and Johnny Depp asked with some drunkenness: "The Viper House resumes business today. , Manson is coming, and the lead singer of the Red Hot Chili Peppers also contacted me not long ago, so I want to ask if you guys will come—Ri Fan and Keanu are still with you, right?"
Edmondo blinked.
Viper House?reopening?
……
About 30 hours later, the three drove to the reopened Viper House. Although Edmondo didn't want to revisit the old place, Rui Fan and Keanu both expressed their willingness to come for a drink and meet the band. The withdrawal process of the two was not interrupted, so Edmondo had to follow.
So they continued to quarrel until now, and the focus has shifted again.
"If you want me to say that this place should be demolished and rebuilt, someone almost died here, and this 'someone' refers to you, Rui Fan. I'm really surprised that you didn't respond at all when you came back to this place." Ed Mundo got out of the car and complained, and then he threw the car keys to Keanu, "You two are not allowed to leave my sight today, and you are not allowed to drink any unknown drinks or alcohol, understand."
Rui Fan gave him a not-so-obvious smirk, Keanu shrugged, obediently accepted the key, and they walked towards the door.As a result, as soon as they entered the door, the three of them were scattered by the crazy rushing crowd, and it is unknown how the news was leaked. It stands to reason that only Johnny Depp knew that they would come to the Viper House, and Depp Not a big mouth.But those people were clearly premeditated, waiting for Edmondo to show up.
"Sign me! Edmondo! It's on my chest and I'm going to get it tattooed!" - from a crazy female fan who lifts her top to reveal her punk-style spiked lingerie.
"Take me away! My whole body belongs to you!"—from a shriveled old man who was almost three Edmonds in age, and seemed to be a devout believer.
"Please! Take my gift, I think of you every morning, all I have saved up in this bottle! Wear it and we're one!" - from a tall, lanky man who seems to worship Satan and vampires long-haired man.
Edmundo rolled his eyes towards the ceiling, and tried his best to look for Rui Fan and Keanu from the crazy people in front of him, and soon he found the two from a certain gap.
To his annoyance, the two men, who seemed to have no sympathy for what had happened to him, and some gloat, were sitting with Depp, each holding a glass of concoction.
What the hell, this place shouldn't come a second time, Edmondo thought, and tomorrow he will ask Depp to buy this place, no matter how much it costs, after he succeeds, he must make this place a Flat land!
"Don't worry, they're safe." Rui Fan raised his glass to Edmundo in the crowd, perhaps because of the quarrel just now, there was a hint of revenge in his smile, "Take care of your fans with peace of mind , we'll leave some for you."
Edmondo gave him a double middle finger.
Seeing that the crazy behavior of the fans was about to turn into chaos, the security personnel of the Viper House finally showed up. They drove away everyone with sticks, but this caused many fans to take their 'gifts' at the last moment. Throw it at Edmondo, which contains someone's bodily fluids in a bottle, dark underwear, and a lady's panty with dildo in it.
"disaster!"
Edmondo grabbed the panties that were thrown in his face, and threw it to the ground with his teeth gritted. His frantic behavior was ridiculed by Rui Fan not far away. Do still make out the voice that belonged to the guy.
"You guys are doomed—"
However, just when he was about to rush to settle accounts with those people, someone behind him patted him on the shoulder, with a completely different taste from the United States.
"Hi, director, what a coincidence to meet you here." The visitor said with a sexy retro-tongue voice, "You didn't go to my audition or the script study meeting, I thought you had some opinion on me, Going to replace me."
Edmondo turned his head, and the handsome black-haired young man who was half his head taller was looking at him with a smile.
He is Jim Ross Stewart, the future Italian national treasure-level male god, and the second male protagonist recommended by Universal to his movie "Entanglement". When Edmondo heard his name, he immediately decided to play him. , didn't even watch the audition video that the assistant brought him.He believed that Jim Rose would not let him down.
They met in a football bar, it was the World Cup, Edmundo went to see Brazil, Jim watched Italy, they had an argument over a penalty and almost had a fight, but in the next few days, they went out again Inexplicably became friends, because neither Italy nor Brazil won the championship, and the championship trophy was taken away by the Germans.
By the way, Jim Rose was the only same-sex suitor in his previous life who moved Edmondo because of his beauty.
"I'm sorry, Jim, but you know I won't replace you." Edmondo replied with a smile. He noticed Rui Fan's gaze from not far away, so he deliberately stepped forward to close the distance. On the level of ambiguity, "In order to make you feel at ease, how about going for a drink with me?"
The Italian was a little surprised by his initiative, but he quickly understood the meaning. He put his arm facing Rui Fan on Edmondo's waist, lowered his head and approached his lips: "If your invitation is It's better if it's sincere and not just to piss someone off."
Edmondo blinked, then put his arms around Jim's neck, "Be more confident in yourself, my dear." He said, "I have never been resistant to beauty, even if you kiss me now—"
At this moment, a high-pitched voice interrupted the ambiguous atmosphere.
"Pick up your brains from underneath! Edmondo, you're in big | trouble!" Anderson rushed in like a tornado, grabbing his friend by the collar and pulling him off the Italian, He furrowed his eyebrows and said, "Edward Furlong's parents have sued you to court, and they said you imprisoned || minors!"
At the same time, on the other side, Rui Fan's gaze towards Edmondo was blocked by an angry figure.
He looked up: "Joaquin? Why are you here?"
Joaquin Phoenix looked at his elder brother with folded arms and gritted teeth.
"Why are you still with that bastard? He sold you!" Joaquin yelled loudly, "And he's the one who threatened Mom not to let us contact you!"
Rui Fan frowned.
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