In the relatively spacious police cell, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon were squatting head to head and counting the stones on the ground. Matt first counted them with his fingers like a counting beads, and then Ben counted them all. Ship to the left and count again.Overall, their prison life was boring.Behind them were a few gangsters and a few street drug dealers, but luckily one of the leaders had gone to the same high school as Matt, so no one bothered them.

They came in because of a fight. The bar owner was too jerk. He overheard Edmundo's name mentioned in the conversation between Ben and Matt. He knew Edmundo was rich, so he blackmailed him. Heart.But, if it was just blackmail, they wouldn't be so angry, what really angered Ben and Matt to the point of fighting was the boss counting the money and taunting Edmundo as a bitch.

The fat man, who seemed to be able to scrape off a layer of grease, squinted his eyes and let out a disgusted laugh. He counted the banknotes in his hand with saliva on his thumb, and said, "Who knows where the money came from, Edmondo- Moreira is a slut, a public toilet that can open|open|big|legs for everyone. Can you imagine, he will lie on the camera while making a movie and let those rich big bosses Rolls of money stuffed up his wicked hole, scum|bastard. But it can't be denied that he's beautiful, what a pity, if he's a woman—"

Furious, Ben swung his fist and hit the pig's face to interrupt the rest of the conversation. After the boss fell to the ground, he still felt puzzled, so he picked up the chair next to him and wanted to grab the old bastard's pants || Matt stopped him. If he didn't stop him this time, not only would the movie go to waste, they might even be sent to prison, really, a prison for murderers.

Of course, Matt didn't mean to speak for the boss, he had the same gloomy face as Ben, and after controlling Ben, he tricked the bartender who was helping with the excuse of negotiating, and then punched the pig in the face again.The boss's other nostril was bleeding too, and Matt was pretty sure the bastard's nose was broken.Actually he was aiming for the guy's jaw and mouth, but he missed.

Ben applauded for him, and the other crew members who heard the boss's foul language also quietly applauded.

Five minutes later, someone called the police, and all the people involved were taken to the police station.The boss had a certain reputation in the local area, and even the policeman who took him to the hospital showed disgust on his face.Ben and Matt were taken back as heroes, but of course they were locked up in order not to be caught.

The police showed great kindness to them. "Talk to us if you need it, and try to satisfy you."

Matt asked for a phone call, and just as he was about to call Edmundo, someone from the crew came to inform them that River Phoenix had learned about the incident, and he and Edmundo were on their way.So Matt returned the phone and asked for water instead.

So here's the thing, now they're waiting for Edmundo to fish them out.

"Stupid," Ben muttered.He slammed a rock out of reach beyond the railing. "Stupid," he said again.

Matt patted his friend on the shoulder. "It's good that you know, don't be impulsive next time, it's our fault to do it first." He said, "Although the boss deserves to die, we may have to compensate his nose according to the law now."

"I wouldn't give that fuckface a dime!" Ben said through gritted teeth, then he froze for a moment, as if puzzled by something Matt said, "I said 'stupid I don't mean hands, broke the guy's nose, I mean River Phoenix found out about it."

Matt said he couldn't understand.

Ben tapped his temple with his index finger to signal to his friend to 'use his brain'. "I want to see Edmundo but I don't want to see Phoenix. Originally, Edmundo was the only one who knew about it, but now there is another one." He frowned with some annoyance, "If only Edmundo came over, I would like to be there." Squat here until tomorrow."

"You're crazy." Matt rolled his eyes and moved away from his friend.Ben saw his action, frowned and asked why, and Matt gave him a smirk and said, "Idiots are contagious."

Ben froze for a moment, then realized that the 'idiot' was talking about himself, so he rushed towards his friend with his calf, and the two had a mess.Rolling and rolling to the railing of the prison, with a bang, the two bumped into it and stopped.And at this time, there were extra pairs of brand new leather shoes outside the prison next to them.

He and Matt looked up at the leather shoes at the same time, and Edmundo was standing there with his arms folded. He was dressed very formally and his hair was well combed. It was obvious that he had just come out of some formal occasion.There was a half-smile expression on his delicate face, as if he was struggling with how to deal with the two brothers who didn't seem to have a high IQ in front of him.

"Good evening, gentlemen," he said slowly. "Are you comfortable in prison?"

……

About 10 minutes later, Edmundo left the Boston police station with a gold and a black. Rui Fan also came, and he was leaning on the car door waiting for them.Seeing Edmondo coming out, he dropped the cigarette butt in his hand, got into the car and started it.Edmondo naturally sat down in the co-pilot, Matt and Ben could only climb into the back seat.

The compartment hotel drove away, and it was very quiet at the beginning, and soon Edmondo turned on the car stereo to play songs.When the third Spanish song ended and they happened to be waiting at a red light, Edmondo made a request to the two people in the back row.

"If you still want to continue shooting on-site in Boston, you'd better behave yourself and don't cause trouble. If you really have to do something, don't let the police catch you, and do it in a concealed way." Edmondo said with a double standard, obviously He himself is the most high-profile and freewheeling one, "No next time is allowed, or I will withhold your salary, including the final box office dividend."

Edmondo didn't seem to know what the boss was doing. Matt frowned and was about to explain the situation, but he didn't expect to be pulled back by Ben.Facing Edmondo's suspicious gaze, he shook his head. "I see," he said. "It won't happen again."

Matt rounded it off for a moment, and Ben gave him a 'nice job, thanks' gesture underneath.Matt didn't quite understand why, but decided to save the question for another day.However, it was this silent eye contact that made Edmondo discover their abnormality. After weighing, he made a decision.

"I want to supervise you. Starting tomorrow, I will be with the crew for three days." Edmundo said, "I hope you can show your best form."

Matt saw Ben's eyes light up.

"This is not okay, we already have a director, you will mess up our plan." Ben showed resistance, of course, he came from the show, "You can watch us for one day, and tomorrow, how about it?"

No one bargained with Edmundo on this kind of issue. Edmundo squinted his eyes and asked to extend the time to 7 days. He also moved out of his identity as a producer, saying that he should pay attention to the progress of the film.

So Ben was happy to have the opportunity to get along with him, Matt learned that the freshest gossip was happily aftertaste, Edmondo was happy that he caught their pigtails and took a little vacation, only Rui Fan's face was gloomy. He originally planned to take Edmondo to go hunting to enhance their relationship, but this fell through.

Anyway-

Almost everyone is happy with the status quo, almost.

……

When Edmondo was inspecting the crew of "Good Will Hunting", "Witness for the Prosecution" once again pushed him under the light of public opinion, and the praise flooded him like a flood. "Great suspense film", before the last minute, no one expected what reversal would happen next.Not only the audience, but film critics also spoke very highly of Edmondo. They praised him for his excellent psychological control of the audience, almost at the level of a master. At the same time, they praised him for his ingenious integration of comedy elements.

[Undoubtedly genius, great work. ]--"New York Times"

[A new generation of suspense masters?No, Edmondo is a well-rounded craftsman. I have no doubt that he can do a comedy movie. Maybe "Mr. Bean" can be entrusted to him. ] - Tom Vincent (British film critic)

[Agatha and Edmundo, I would call them the best intergenerational combination. ] - "Hollywood Daily News"

However, no matter how the newspapers and TV praised Edmundo to the sky, he himself has no interest in these performances and even has some disgust. Obviously, no one in the world except himself knows how much this movie has affected. It was supposed to be the work of Billy Wilder (the original director).

Soon, Edmondo's reaction reached the ears of the newspaper, and they packaged him again, shaping him into a legendary director who dismissed worldly praise.And this made Edmondo even more upset, so he fell into an endless loop.The more he hates the exposure, the more violent the exposure is, the less likely he is to accept compliments, but the compliments and roses will overwhelm him.

And all of this was seen by Ben.He immediately decided to hold a party for Edmundo to relax him. It was almost impossible to refuse. When Edmundo knew about it, there were only a few ten minutes left before the party started.

"Thanks, I like surprises."

Edmundo thanked Ben, but not the kind of thanks he wanted.But before he could do anything, River Phoenix appeared, who had invited him, and Edmondo's attention was all on him.After a few perfunctory sentences, Edmundo left Ben's arms and hung on Rui Fan.

"Luck the hell was never on my side," Ben hissed through gritted teeth. "God knows I just want those eyes on me, and keep looking at me. Is it that hard?"

Matt walked up to him as soon as he spoke, patting him on the shoulder reassuringly.He actually wanted to say that what he said just now sounded a little scary, looking at him all the time, it sounded like a stalker.But he endured and endured, and finally did not say it.

Ben stared at the giant single-layer pudding cake not far away. "I really want to put him on there, it must feel so good." He said unconsciously, "I'm going to take off his obtrusive coat and let him get all dirty with cake, and he'll beg me to eat it Those ones--"

"Hey!" Matt interrupted Ben with a look of shock and a little disgust on his face, "You really need a therapist, man. Not getting Edmundo's attention makes you feel like Crazy, listen to what you said, it's not good."

Ben was sluggish for a moment when he was reprimanded by his friend, but soon regained his energy, because Rui Fan over there seemed to tell something interesting that made Edmund laugh. Ben needed Edmundo's attention, He wants it now.

Matt couldn't stop him, because he decided it was impossible to live out his sexual||fantasies in public, throwing Edmondo in a cake or something.It took him about 2 seconds to picture that in his head, and he stopped himself just in time before he put it in the 'very hot' category.

Sober up Matt, don't be like Ben.

However, during the few seconds of his ecstasy, Ben succeeded in gaining the attention of Edmondo, and at the same time, he also gained the attention of the audience, but his method was a bit incomprehensible and too different, so he did not Recommend to anyone.

How did Ben do it?

He used wine to lure Edmundo (and Rui Fan) to the front of the cake temporarily, and then unexpectedly, he laughed and quickly pressed Edmundo's face into the pudding cake.

Everyone was stunned.

Well, Ben did get Edmundo's attention, and then he got creamy love from Edmundo, and at the same time, his behavior started a cream fight at the party, and the venue was flying all over the place Pudding and sticky cream.

Matt squeezed his forehead, and greeted his good brother in his heart.And just as he lowered his hands to tell everyone to stop, a large piece of pudding cake hit him in the face.

"Ha! Jackpot!"

It was Edmondo's voice, Matt's anger disappeared, and soon, he wiped the cream in front of his eyes and joined the melee.

It is said that someone took a good photo that day and kept it.

Decades later, that film was photographed at a sky-high price of 300 million, just for the beauty director's heartfelt smile.

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