The culprit of sweet honey

Although the flowers and plants in this celestial realm are illusions, the celestial realm is a celestial realm after all, and there is a lot of aura in the air.

Jin Mi was surprised that the spiritual power she lost yesterday recovered after a sleep. She took her fleshy real body to bask in the sun in the courtyard, and made up her mind to get some spiritual power from Phoenix this time. , to show comfort.

But when Jin Mi thought of Xu Feng's attitude towards her, she became angry. She didn't even know how she offended that Phoenix, and she even saved his life.

"Could it be that he regretted taking me to the heaven, that's why he targeted me like this?" The more Jin Mi thought about it, the more he felt that his guess was right, "No, no, I have to go to the Immortal Yuexia for advice."

As soon as Yu Dan heard that Jin Mi was going to ask Immortal Yuexia for advice on how to "bribe" Fenghuang, she felt that this matter would definitely not succeed, after all Immortal Yuexia's idea was old-fashioned and useless.

But this time, the fairy under the moon came up with a good idea, and he is good at cooking.

Yun Dan nodded in approval, if you want to grab a man's heart, you have to grab his stomach first!But Erfeng is not an ordinary person, His Royal Highness Vulcan must be very picky about being pampered.

"Your Highness Vulcan, Your Highness Vulcan, this is the flower cake I made for you, try it!"

"Not hungry." Xu Feng glanced at the flower cake and moved it away, fearing that this little demon might be up to something.

"Try it, it's delicious!" As she said, she forced the flower cake into Xu Feng's mouth, "is it delicious? For the sake of making flower cake for you after I recover from a serious illness, give me some Lingli?" She smiled flatteringly.

"It's too sweet." Xu Feng thought to herself, this little demon really has no good intentions, and wants to exchange such unpalatable flower cakes for spiritual power?dream!

"I'll redo it right away, wait for me."

"Too light."

"Too hard."

"Too soft."

Sure enough, as Yu Dan thought before, this Phoenix is ​​not generally picky, Jin Mi ran back and forth several times, she felt tired for Jin Mi.

The first move was nothing like this, Jin Mi thought of the second move of the Immortal Moon, threatening him with the grace of saving his life, the result can be imagined.

"The last move..." Jin Mi sighed, "If it doesn't work, I really can't help it."

When dealing with the strong, remember to attack by force, only take by the weak.

Yun Dan disagreed with this idea, she felt that when dealing with a strong man, he would obey only if he was stronger than him. Two Phoenix.

Facts have proved that to understand a person, you still have to start with the people around him.

Jin Mi's life as a book boy is quite leisurely, and there is not much to do except helping Xu Feng grind.

Yes, there is another thing that has caused Jin Mi a headache for a long time, that is, although Xu Feng promised to teach her the method of cultivating spiritual power, she did not expect that this method would require reciting some Brahma mantras, God knows how much she hates these rigid ones thing!

"You recited such a short piece of the Brahma mantra so upside down, there are 49 in total, and you only recited five of them, which is really not easy." Xu Feng squinted at her, "Why didn't you play tricks on your brain?" Where is my aura?"

"Because it's me who made fun of you, not this little girl!" Yun Dan snickered, "This little girl can't recite the Brahma Curse, so why don't you honestly give him your spiritual power directly."

Jin Mi pursed his lips when he heard Xu Feng's comment, "I memorized it, I really did it, I did it last night! But...but I was nervous just now, and I forgot."

Xu Feng didn't listen to her explanation, and found a few more books, and said solemnly: "Take these back, memorize them together with the Brahma Mantra, and come back to recite them tomorrow at Mao."

"I still have to recite?! Can I stop memorizing, you can teach me something else!" She argued hard, just not to recite.

Xu Feng suppressed her anger, "No, I think your aptitude is fair, but your spiritual power is not high because you haven't laid a good foundation and don't teach rules! Now you can only start with these theories, don't keep thinking about the tricks, there is no such thing as practice. So many shortcuts!"

Later, Xu Feng and Jin Mi didn't listen to what Yun Dan said, and Er Feng's words "there is no shortcut to practice" always echoed in her mind.

She really took a shortcut!All the spiritual power in her body belongs to Jin Mi, if one day she is separated from Jin Mi's body, what kind of thing is she?Meteor Pill is nothing more than a pill, and she is just a wandering soul from another world, without Jin Mi, she is nothing.

Later, Xu Feng never expected that what she said today would change the trajectory of Yu Dan's life.

Originally, Meteor Pill wanted to use Jin Mi's spiritual power to transform into form, but now she wants to use her meager strength to practice hard, then transform into form, and then separate from Jin Mi.Yu Dan memorized Xu Feng's book to Jin Mi, and occupied Jin Mi's body to practice at night when Jin Mi was asleep.

Practicing in the heavens is really getting twice the result with half the effort. Within a few days, Yu Pill found that her soul was much stronger. She was happy that she could transform into a human form in a few days, but the chances were very small, probably due to fate. The only two The second time I was met by that two phoenixes.

night.

Meteor Dan also feels a little sorry for Jin Mi recently, she uses her body to cultivate every night, and Jin Mi has to go to Xu Feng's place to work as a book boy during the day, after going back and forth, she also noticed that the little girl's body is a bit too much.

"Little girl, let me help you with tonight's class." Yun Dan looked at the sleeping Jin Mi, and then she lit a soothing candle, "You should rest here."

Yu Dan waited in Xiwu Palace for a long time without seeing Xu Feng, so he simply lay down on the table to recuperate.

Xu Feng suddenly remembered that he called Jin Mi to learn the art of transformation today, he hurriedly got up and walked towards Xichen Hall, but when he arrived, he saw only a sleeping figure.

He sat down, poured himself a cup of tea, and waited for her to wake up.

Yun Dan smelled a fresh scent of tea, she slowly opened her eyes, and dimly saw a very familiar man sitting opposite her, who looked very much like Erfeng from the Nine Heavens.

"It's strange that I dream of Erfeng." She wiped the moisture from the corner of her mouth, turned her head and changed her position, and continued to sleep.

Xu Feng frowned, and when he put down the cup, he exerted a little force, which was enough to wake her up.

Meteor Pill was taken aback, "Two two two two phoenix..."

"I asked you to come here to learn illusion, not to doze off. You don't want spiritual power anymore?"

"I want it! But I've been waiting here for you for a long time and I'm sleepy. Your Highness is late." Not only did Yun Dan not admit his mistake, but he was a little bit more confident.

Xu Feng admitted that he had forgotten the time, but what he blurted out was "I let you change the table", yes, he changed the subject.

Yun Dan pointed to the table pressed by the two of them, "This."

Xu Feng took a good look, except for the one missing table corner, the others were close to perfect, he was a little surprised: "Is this what you changed?"

Meteor Dan said to himself: "Don't praise me too much, I will be proud."

Since she said that there is no need to boast, Xu Feng became picky instead, "Look at the corner of this table, is there something worthy of your pride?"

Yun Dan didn't think so, took some books from the side and put them on the mat, "Is this enough?"

He saw the words on the book cover, and said angrily, "You are so amazing, you actually use this kind of book to cushion the table!"

Yu Dan suddenly recalled that this was the love picture book that the fox fairy gave to Jin Mi's little girl, she was startled at first, then calmed down, pretending that nothing happened, "What's wrong with this kind of book, isn't it just some paintings!" She shrugged, "I still have two collector's editions, or? I can lend you!"

Xu Feng snatched the album from her hand, "I...! You are not allowed to read these books in the future!"

Yun Dan wanted to give up, but then he thought that the little girl planned to give these books to Fairy Suihe, if Erfeng took them, what would the little girl give her!

It was too late, and soon, Yun Dan rushed towards Xu Feng, trying to snatch the album in his hand, but Xu Feng was much taller than her. !

Meteor Dan suddenly felt a little warm around her lips and a little soft under her body, she closed her eyes tightly, "Isn't it, so unlucky?!"

Xu Feng saw Yun Dan's unsteady center of gravity and fell towards him, her heart tightened, and then she pulled her into her arms, and they both fell to the ground.

The moment he fell down, he tasted a softness, it was her!He moved away quickly, but the roots of his ears were red and bleeding.

"Mi'er...!" Immortal Hu saw the untimely but suitable posture of the two of them as soon as he entered the door, "Spring is here! It's here! You are worthy of being taught by me. Go on, go on!" He turned and left.

"How long are you going to lie on top of me? Get up!" Xu Feng felt a little unnatural.

Yu Dan got up abruptly, but fell into Xu Feng's arms again because of her numb feet. At that moment, she felt a chill around her, and she said cautiously: "Your Highness, if I say that my feet are numb, Can't get up, will you believe it?"

Xu Feng felt the pain in his chest, but he still wanted to maintain his own image, and said quietly: "When you get up, I will believe it."

Meteor Dan slowly got up and sat at the side, bowing his head and not daring to speak.

Xu Feng patted the folds on the clothes, "Go out."

"why?"

Xu Feng ignored her question, "I will punish you not to sleep tonight, and to practice illusion, and I will check tomorrow morning!"

"Why! I don't want it! It's not my fault alone!" She pouted, "If you hadn't snatched my book, we wouldn't have fallen, we wouldn't have been seen by the fox fairy, and we wouldn't have... "Her voice became smaller and smaller, "This is my first time..."

"I..." He didn't know what to do.

"I don't care, you can't punish me!"

"You don't want spiritual power anymore?"

Meteor Pill gritted his teeth and said: "You know how to threaten me with spiritual power! Just practice, hmph!"

Xu Feng's eyes lit up where she couldn't see, and she could only threaten this little monster with spiritual power.

The author has something to say:

Chirp in the true sense, superficially

Today I went to eat (Yun) Seafood Hot Pot, 2.8 pieces of Pippi shrimp, I want to say that if I have a lot of money, I will eat 100! ! !

In fact, I didn't eat it, there are too many people waiting for a seat! ! !But there must be a small theater that should be there! !

Erfeng: As long as the ending is good, a thousand will do

Dalong: As long as the ending is good, a thousand and one will do

Erfeng:? ? ?

Dalong: The Emperor of Heaven will be so rich in the future ╮(‵▽′)╭

Erfeng: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴The future devil is not bad

Qi Qi: Can I have two thousand and one Pippi shrimp? (?▽`??)

Pipi Shrimp: No, you don't want to