Fragrant honey's light cloud and flowing water pass this life

My name is Eggy, but I actually have another name called Huaiwu. It is said that because I was born in Huaiwu, my parents, who are surprisingly lazy, decided on this name with a big wave of their hands.

When I broke the egg, my mother and queen were dozing off by the couch, and she ignored me when I yelled several times, and my father seemed to be still in court.Hey, I really want to sigh at such a young age, what an unreliable pair of parents this is.Fortunately, a court lady found me and said that the clouds and clouds are all over the sky outside, the birds are coming, the phoenix is ​​soaring, it is a good omen, I don’t know what auspicious omens are, can I eat them?

The queen mother arranged for me a large number of court ladies to help me wash, feed, and take a walk.My favorite thing to eat is bamboo, which is delicious.The queen mother always likes to touch my head and say: "It seems that the phoenix likes to drink spring water and eat bamboo. It is true. Can you achieve nirvana?" No, no, mother, what do you want to do? !I'm still a chick!

The language barrier is a big problem, I thought wistfully.

"Why don't you eat? Doesn't it suit your appetite?" The queen mother touched my head and said, no, the queen mother, I am also a phoenix with only thoughts, and I also think about life.

Suddenly I was laid down and my legs were stretched apart again. I tried hard to close them, but my strength was not as strong as that of the queen mother, and I heard her muttering to herself again: "So is it male or female?" Well, it is male What is a woman?

"Why are you teasing it again?" I heard Father's voice, Father, save me!

"It's nothing, it's just that I suddenly remembered its gender issue. The fairy seems to be gone, and I want to ask whether the child is a boy or a girl, and the name is not easy to choose." The mother took me into her arms, Oulou, the mother's arms are really fragrant and soft.

"Let's call it Huaiwu. Both men and women can use it. But it's usually called Egg. Anyway, it will still be a child when we die, so it's okay to be called Egg."

"Alright."

Ah, the emperor also sat down, and Eggy wants to be hugged by the emperor!

Suddenly I was thrown onto the pillow by my father's sleeve, why didn't he come to hug me? !Then I saw the father hugging the mother and kissing and licking the queen, and the balls were also wanted!Eggs want it too!I tried to squeeze between them.

"Come here, take Eggy out to play." No!I want to play with my father, queen and queen!

"Wait, don't carry it out. I don't feel uncomfortable looking at it."

"It's okay, it's okay, Qin Tong (Liaoyuan Jun) is watching."

"But······"

Then the mother queen was brought down by the father, the mother queen, I'm here to save you!Oh, put me down!Put me down now!

Forget it, if I can't struggle, I'd better go play, anyway, I'll be able to see my mother after a while.