Civilian Edition Traveling Farming Diary

In the morning, I brought two fresh and tender cucumbers to the table, and was chased and beaten by Chen Xiang for a long time...

But in the end we ate the cucumber one by one. Chen Xiang ate it bitterly. I said the cucumber is cold, so you can’t eat it in the next month. He stubbornly clicked and bit off half of the cucumber, looking very angry cute.

But after he finished eating, he said that his stomach was a little uncomfortable, alas, what did I say?

Cucumbers are growing very fast now, and new cucumbers will be produced every day, so why rush this time.

I filled him with two more hot water bottles, told him not to work today, and covered himself with the quilt, and I will come back to eat lunch with him.

I continued to be busy in the store in the morning. There are not many orders today. I feel that the supply and demand are slowly becoming balanced. People's purchasing power is not high these days, and there will be no large-scale supply. The poetry festival should be the peak period.

So I'm going to change my game. I'm eyeing the Dragon Boat Festival, which will come in just over a month. This is a very important festival, and it would be a pity if I didn't take the opportunity to make a fortune.

We need a new template. We have to wait for Cui Changyu to discuss this. My drawing level is really a bit hot.

Mr. Qu, who was in charge of the accounting room, finally had a little leisure time. He showed me the account of the past few days and said, "This is the account of the past few days. The shopkeeper should take a good look at it."

This tone, tsk tsk tsk, and the look with the nostrils turned up to the sky, hello...

He took an abacus and said I could check it.

I don't know how to make an abacus, so why do I need this, so I pushed the abacus away and said, "No need, is this the running water from the shop, or does it include the running water from the workshop?"

Accountant Qu raised his eyebrows and said, "It's from the shop, but the goods from the workshop are all ordered from the shop, and the goods are also picked up from the shop."

I rubbed my chin, took out a piece of paper, listed the formulas of addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, and calculated the accounts. Actually, I don’t know how to do accounts, but the accounts in the Qu Accounting Room are very clear, and I only showed me this Five days' account, so I can still calculate it, but the accountant Qu looked at the messy figures I drew on the paper, a little disgusted and a little puzzled.

I counted twice, and the income in these five days is indeed quite a lot. For those who have already entered the account, excluding those who have paid the deposit but have not paid the balance, there are 830 seven taels of silver, which is really a lot.

However, I found a problem, that is, if the value obtained according to the amount of paper x selling price-cost is compared with the actual value in the account, the silver in the account is 12 taels less.

After counting twice, it was the same, so I asked Qu Accountant what was going on.

Accountant Qu looked at me in surprise, and asked, "Did you figure it out so soon?"

Me: "Ah, it's okay, where did we go looking for these 12 taels?"

Accountant Qu’s face was a little red, and I immediately felt something was wrong with him. The boss said that accountant Qu had never missed a single penny in his calculations for so many years, and every account was clearly in his mind. This person is a genius. How could it be so wrong all of a sudden?

Huh~

Is this to test me, or to punish me?

I listed the multiplication calculations for each account, and found mistakes in four of them. I pointed it out, and the accountant blushed even more.

I pretended to be puzzled and asked: "Mr. Qu, the boss said that you have been an accountant for so many years, and you have never missed an account or missed a penny. Why did you make so many mistakes today? Is the boss lying to me, or is it your means?" Gao Chao, the accountant who made the mistake can't see it?"

Qu accountant was out of breath, blushing and shouting thickly: "I did not make a mistake in my account, my account has always been clear, I am a conscientious person, and I will never lie to my boss for a penny!"

I groaned, tapped the four wrong accounts, and said, "That's why I was wronged on purpose."

Qu accountant was dumb, and after a long time, he explained in a low voice: "The amount of bills these days is too large, I am a little powerless, it is not intentional."

I nodded: "It's okay to make mistakes occasionally, I can proofread them with you and find out together, but if you deliberately make mistakes for me, thinking that I don't understand, you can secretly plot against me and despise me, then it will be serious. "

Qu Zhangfang pointed at me and blew his beard angrily: "You——you spit blood!"

I blinked, didn't answer, and said, "Mr. Qu, there used to be two people who wanted to be shopkeepers. The boss didn't know who to choose, so they locked them in two rooms, and someone brought them food and drink every day. They have all their living needs, but guards are sent to guard the door and told not to let them out anyway, and the person who can let the guards take the initiative to release can be the shopkeeper. One of them only said a word, and the guards let them go without hesitation. He came out, what did he say?"

Qu account room: "Huh?"

I continued: "One father gave his son 150 Wen, and the other father gave his son 150 Wen, but the two sons took out the money and counted it, and there was only [-] Wen in total. What is the [-] Wen?" where it goes?"

Qu account room: "..."

Me: "Can you use four matches to form a character 'Tian'? Can't the matches be folded?"

Qu account room: "..."

Me: "Once upon a time, there was a boss who hired a clerk to show him the warehouse at night. The next day the clerk said, 'I had a dream last night. I dreamed that you made a fortune'. The boss rewarded him with a sum of money and sent him Drive away, why?"

Qu Accounting Room: "Why?"

Me: "Once upon a time, there was a scholar. On the way to the exam, he saw a woman holding the child in one hand and carrying a heavy burden in the other. It was very difficult for her to walk, so she wanted to help lift the heavy object. The woman said no, but the scholar went on his own. After accepting the burden, the woman stretched out her hand to stop him and said sternly that there is no need! At that time, the scholar thought that his kindness was like a donkey’s liver and lungs, but when he stayed at the inn at night, he suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, why is the scholar afraid?"

Qu accountant shivered.

I smiled: "Mr. Qu is busy first, I still have something to do here."

Qu account room: "..."

I saw him leave with a head full of question marks, I guess he won't be able to react for a while, so I purposely spoke quickly and didn't give him time to react.These brain teasers are all I came up with last night. I was tired of playing old tricks when I was a child, but for people in this era of blocked information and limited thinking, it is enough for him to spend some time.

After he left, I became pure, took out a pen and paper and began to draw wedding dresses for Miss Wang.I didn’t use charcoal because I have to keep up with the times, I can’t hold a charcoal all the time, and I also have to learn how to draw and write, so it’s okay to embarrass myself and show it to Cui Changyu, I’m all my own, but I will get in touch with many other people in the future, so I can't be ashamed in front of everyone, right?

I used a brush to outline the shape of the dress, and then drew patterns. I originally wanted to put a large number of flowers on the skirt, but I don’t know when the wedding of this young lady will be held. What if there are no flowers, so I changed it to pearls. .

The top of the skirt is embroidered with complicated mandarin ducks and pomegranates, and the bottom is made in the shape of flower buds, layer after layer. My God, aren't girls tired of wearing so many layers?

The pearl bends from the waist to the bud to form a beautiful arc, which I think is too perfect, and Miss Wang must be satisfied.

However, in order to prevent Chen Xiang from being misunderstood by my "abstract" painting skills and making nondescript clothes, I took the time to visit Zhaoji Wooden Art Workshop and asked them to make a model dummy for me, to be a graceful woman Curvy, but don't head, I think Zhao Laosi looked at me like he was looking at a pervert.

But the wooden man doesn't need any skills. According to Zhao Laosi's craftsmanship, it can be carved in two days. I told him that it is urgent.

I went home at noon and went to the cafeteria for lunch. Now the workshop is not as busy as before. The printing work has begun to proceed in an orderly manner. The straw paper and oil paper threads have also resumed work. The workers do not have to work in two shifts, and the food in the cafeteria has returned to the previous standard. .

The only change is that there is really chicken every day. Today’s chicken is deep-fried, very fragrant, and it’s delicious with salt and pepper. This is the recipe I gave to the chef. I made it with reference to chicken popcorn. I typed some back. After having a meal with Chen Xiang, he looks much better now, his face is not as pale as yesterday.

A small box of black tea was given to me by the boss Leng of the grocery store before. I picked up some after lunch today, soaked the tea leaves in boiling water, and then took out the tea leaves and threw them into the milk to soak.

I threw the rock sugar into the pot and boiled it until it was slightly golden. I poured the milk and the tea into it and boiled it. The color of the milk gradually became darker. When the milk boiled and bubbled, my caramel milk tea was ready. .

This is my favorite drink, so I will make it, haha, who doesn't like milk tea?

My milk tea has a stronger tea flavor and a lighter milk flavor. I poured a large bowl for Chen Xiang to taste. Chen Xiang thought the taste was a bit strange at first, but he couldn’t stop after taking two sips. He said that he likes milk tea so much. Drink it every day.

I pinched his little face, he has some flesh on his face, not as thin as when we first met, now he looks very young.

I said: "Drink it every day and you will turn into a little fat pig!"

Chen Xiang pulled his face out of my hand in disgust, and said, "I'm just saying, this milk and tea are precious things, how can I drink them every day."

Having said that, I think of my physical improvement plan. Tea is very expensive, but milk is okay. A bowl of fresh milk every day is good for your health!

But this milk must be boiled to drink, because there is no sterilization technology, it can only be sterilized by boiling.

In the afternoon, I went to Boss Su's store and asked him where he got the milk. Boss Su laughed at me and told me it was goat's milk!

Ow, they have no cows!

Goat milk is goat milk!Isn't it said that goat's milk is better absorbed?

Anyway, the taste is good. Boss Su said that the old man Sun who raises sheep in the east of the city will come to deliver fresh goat milk every day. Tell him tomorrow to give me some every day. It’s not expensive. You can drink one for half a tael. moon.

I……

Half taels of silver, five hundred Wen, 30 days a month, that is more than ten Wen a day...

It's not that expensive!

When I was a storyteller, I couldn’t afford goat’s milk for a day’s wages!

But now that I can afford it, the investment in health is worth it.

When I went to the store, Accountant Qu stared at me resentfully for a long time. I thought he had something to say, but Cui Changyu came and dragged me away as soon as he saw me. Accountant Qu had no time to talk.

Cui Changyu said he didn't finish drawing the decoration because his Qingping was pregnant!

He danced excitedly, his face was flushed, and said that Qingping didn't like to eat very much these days, and she vomited yesterday, so he was worried, so he asked the doctor to take a look, and it turned out that he was happy.

I was also happy for him, I said how about I treat him to celebrate, but he said no, he wants to go home and take care of Qingping!

Alright, alright, then I will go home after get off work and take care of my Ah Xiang!

When I went home in the evening, Chen Xiang said that the beans had also grown tender little beans. He warned me that if I dared to pick them off before they grow up, he would be rude to me!

Haha, beans grow fast, if you don't pick them off when they are tender, they will grow old!

I said that I would pick it up and make stewed noodles tomorrow, and Chen Xiang chased me for a long time...

This is how we exercise our bodies.