After being dressed as cannon fodder, I became the favorite of the variety show group

The fifth day of wanting a divorce.

An Rao stood up, tied up the rag-like hem and tied a bow, and walked towards the flower column under the watchful eyes of everyone.

He could see it, Lin Jingxi clearly wanted him to make a fool of himself.

Of course the ugliness is not in the pole dance itself, but in this environment it is obviously inappropriate to dance this kind of dance.

Pairs of eyes stared at him mockingly.

An Rao doesn't know how to dance, and at most has seen it a few times, but all learning starts from observation.

He struggled to recall the dancers' movements, their eyes, and the smooth transitions between rhythms in the video.

He raised his hand to support the flower column, tapped twice with his fingertips, and showed a charming smile to everyone.

As the dynamic music sounded, the slender waist was slowly pressed down, twisting the waist closely following the beat, one leg was heavily pressed on the style, and the body leaned forward to cling to the style, revealing the small waist that was not full of grip.

Someone below picked up the mobile phone, covered half of it with his palm, and quietly exposed the camera to take a picture.

The real dance is not human movement, but the earth shaking and the air vibrating, which visually achieves an earthquake-like effect. In addition, it also tests the dancer's flexibility and softness. A wrong movement will appear very painful. funny.

An Rao's gaze was always on Chu Guannan, his brows were raised, and his eyes were smiling.

He must be wishing to find a crack in the ground to get in now. Even a man can't accept his wife dancing in front of so many people.

Chu Guannan looked at him quietly, his eyes were icy.

The fingers resting on the knees trembled slightly with the music.

An Rao: Why is it different from the development of the plot? Shouldn't you rush up and scold me for being immoral and tell me to get out?

The person who took the sneak shot originally wanted to see his jokes, but after watching him, he couldn't laugh anymore.

It was the first time he had seen someone dance Yanwu so heroically and in high spirits, unexpectedly... a bit pretty?

The female dancers below had already started clapping their hands uncontrollably to beat the beat, and their waists twisted slightly.

For a moment, everyone present seemed to have forgotten that the purpose of inviting him to dance the pole dance was to see his jokes. Infected by the atmosphere, their bodies couldn't help moving to the rhythm.

Sun Wei raised his hands above his head, and whistled at An Rao while beating to the beat of the music.

As the music ended, An Rao ended the whole dance with a shake of his head. Thin sweat soaked the neckline, revealing a small piece of skin, gently undulating with the rapid breathing, and the eyelashes were stained with fine water droplets, smudged Yan childish.

Almost everyone held their breath, their Adam's apple slid up and down, and then couldn't help clapping.

The applause was so loud that it almost knocked the roof off.

An Rao rubbed his chest and tried to breathe evenly, and smiled to the cheering crowd below the stage: "Thank you for your support."

Anyway, the first time he called Chu Guannan's husband, he had already given up his face, so it was not difficult to do a sex dance.

"Come again!" The female dancer clapped her hands and shouted at him.

Amidst the cheers, only Lin Jingxi sat quietly in seat C, motionless, with an unrecognizable expression on his face, but a little embarrassed.

"Sure enough, the teacher approved it. An Rao, you dance really well. Thank you for bringing me such a wonderful performance."

An Rao glanced at him, with a meaningful smile on the corner of his mouth.

He walked up to Chu Guannan and sat down next to Chu Guannan. Consciously or unintentionally, he leaned against Chu Guannan and asked softly, "Honey, do I dance well?"

Chu Guannan glanced at him quickly, his lips moved, and after a long time, he said in a low voice:

"okay."

But at the next moment, he suddenly took off his coat, and without knowing where to look, he put the coat on An Rao casually:

"Cover up your waist, it's ugly."

After finishing speaking, he raised his hand to bring An Rao's slightly separated legs together: "It's ugly to put the legs together."

An Rao was annoyed by him, did this person just dug out of the soil?

He shamelessly put his leg on Chu Guannan's thigh, and breathed hot air in his ear: "Then I'll just show it to you from now on, okay?"

Chu Guannan moved his lips, as if he wanted to say something, but in the end he just cast a cold look, and raised his hand to brush his legs away.

Lin Jingxi looked at other friends performing their special skills on it, and was a little absent-minded. After a long while, he silently took out his mobile phone and took a photo of the four calligraphy characters, and sent it to Weibo:

【Thank you An An for sending me the autographed inscription. Although it is not expensive, it is really thoughtful. This is the best gift I have ever received. @An Rao. 】

An Rao was drinking fruit juice, when he heard his phone vibrate, he clicked on 99+ on the Weibo icon, and in an instant, countless private messages and comments followed.

[I don’t even want your broken words for nothing, don’t show them to shame. 】

【Why do you have the face to attend Xi Bao's birthday party? I'm afraid they didn't invite you to go because you were just trying to catch the heat. 】

[Look at Xi Bao's generosity, think about what you have done, don't you feel blush? 】

[Brother, your handwriting is really good. I showed it to the teacher. The teacher said that there is no one who can’t write it with more than ten years of knowledge. Brother, come on, I will support you (^^)]

An Rao replied "Thank you", turned off the phone, felt a little hot, got up and went to the balcony to blow some air.

In fact, he also wanted to know what the original owner had done to Lin Jingxi that caused the fans to be so excited. Anyway, he was idle, and he entered a few keywords in the search entry "An Rao Lin Jingxi", and the first search answer that popped up on the page was:

[An Rao intercepted Lin Jingxi's endorsement of skin care products and scolded him for being unworthy, and was photographed by netizens blocking the door of Lin Jingxi's house in the middle of the night, causing Lin Jingxi to call the police in fright. 】

It's not a big-name skin care product, and it's mid-range at most, but for such a thing as the endorsement of Hu, isn't everyone fighting for it based on their own ability?It's not playing mahjong, so why stop talking nonsense.

He flipped through it casually, and found the communication news at the time of the incident according to the news date.

The original owner sent Lin Jingxi a message that day, "People are doing what the sky is watching, you are not afraid of retribution", Lin Jingxi also replied, "What does it have to do with me, you really are a nest of snakes and rats".

But what exactly happened was not clearly stated in the text message.

When An Rao was going to continue looking through the original owner's phone to see if he could find any clues——

"Why are you here alone?" A clear voice sounded from behind.

An Rao turned off his phone and turned around, and saw Shen Yi standing at the door of the balcony, looking over against the light, with an indescribably lonely look on his quiet face.

Shen Yi in the original text is a mild-mannered person, and the face-slapping villain did not participate in the whole process. He treats everyone the same, and will not follow the words and ridicule like those gangsters just because the original owner is cannon fodder.

At this time, Lin Jingxi was also in a haze towards him, unable to see his own heart clearly, and he was not satisfied with his lover.

An Rao moved to the side, trying to keep a distance from him.

Shen Yi didn't have much eyesight, and couldn't tell that others were avoiding him, so he took the initiative to strike up a conversation: "You dance very well, did you focus on learning this aspect when you were a trainee?"

An Rao didn't really want to have anything to do with him, so he said "Yes" perfunctorily, hoping that the other party would back down.

Shen Yi's gaze slid down from An Rao's face, and landed on his waist exposed in the cold wind, and couldn't help asking: "Aren't you cold?"

An Rao pulled down the corner of his clothes, and untied the knotted bow with his fingers.

That's it, you can go.

But the knot was tied too tightly just now, and he untied it for a long time, but it didn't move at all.

"I'll help you." Shen Yi stretched out his hand to ask Ying.

I wanted to avoid him, but suddenly I saw a familiar figure coming to the balcony from the corner of my eye.

He straightened his belly immediately, and said softly, "I'm too stupid, please help me."

Shen Yi nodded, pulled the hem of his clothes slightly, and bent down to study the knot.

An Rao raised the corner of his mouth, turned his head, and pretended to be panicked: "Xi Bao? Why are you here?"

Hearing these words, Shen Yi's hand suddenly stopped, he raised his head awkwardly, and faced Lin Jingxi's trembling pupils.

Lin Jingxi blinked, then quickly turned around: "I'm sorry to bother you."

"Jingxi!" Shen Yi was in a hurry, and hurriedly chased after her.

An Rao smiled at the pair of idiots complaining about their husbands, stretched his arms, and continued to blow the wind.

Lin Jingxi, who is trapped in love, will definitely hold his admirer, Comrade Chu Guannan, to have a long talk and vomit bitterness. I am afraid that Teacher Chu will not be able to go back tonight.

An Rao looked around in the crowd, but did not see Chu Guannan.

He chuckled and went out the door alone.

Standing on the side of the road, the cold wind blows against my waist.

He shrank subconsciously.

Suddenly, a dazzling light flashed in front of him, and then, a familiar Koenigsegg stopped beside him, and the dazzling license plate number was shining brightly.

The window of the car fell slowly, half of the handsome and distinct facial features were covered by the night.

Seeing An Rao, the person in the car said "get in the car" in a low voice.

An Rao was stunned.

Why is he here, shouldn't he spend the night with the sad beauty with his arms around him.

An Rao squeezed out a smiling face, opened the co-pilot's door and sat in, hugged his arm and said coquettishly:

"Good husband, I know you love me. If you don't call me, I will walk back by myself."

Chu Guannan silently pulled out his arm and lit the fire.

"Your car is beautiful."

Chu Guannan remained silent.

"It's so boring, my husband, why don't you say something."

From the corner of the eye, he quickly glanced at An Rao, and his eyes stayed on his exposed waist for two seconds.

After half an hour.

After the car drove into the underground parking garage of Guanlan Yipin, An Rao just opened the door and got out of the car to go back when he heard Chu Guannan calling him:

"come over."

He didn't know why, and blinked: "What's wrong."

Chu Guannan locked the car, walked straight in front of him, looked at the half white waist, and after a long while, he stretched out a hand and gently pulled down An Rao's clothes.

But no matter how you pull it, the half of your waist is shamelessly exposed.

An Rao almost laughed out loud, did he care so much about this navel-baring dress?

Seeing that he couldn't pull it off, Chu Guannan took off his coat to cover An Rao's waist, and tied the sleeves together: "Throw away this dress, and you are not allowed to wear it in the future."

An Rao continued to pretend to be good: "But, it's pretty."

Chu Guannan ignored him, turned and left the garage.

He had long legs and walked fast, and when An Rao caught up, he had already entered the house.

As soon as he entered the door, Chu Guannan went straight to An Rao's closet, opened it, and took out all the clothes and threw them on the bed.

Stretch the measuring tape and measure from the neckline to the hem.

Look at the numbers on the tape measure.

53 cm.

"Crack!" The clothes went into the trash can.

Next thing, measure.

54 cm.

"Crack!" It went into the trash can again.

An Rao was dumbfounded, he was penniless now, these clothes belonged to the original owner, and only two pitiful pieces were left after throwing them away.

What's going on with Chu Guannan, is he planning to let him go on the street naked?

"Husband, why did you throw my clothes away?" An Rao tried to squeeze out some tears, holding Chu Guannan's hand, hoping that he would let go of these clothes.

"Too short." Chu Guannan pushed him away and continued to throw.

An Rao:? ?

The Qing Dynasty is dead, and he still discriminates against the freedom of clothing. Why don't you see him randomly catching people from the street and making them wear big padded jackets?

"Then you threw away what I was wearing and asked me to go out naked? Do you want your wife to be seen naked by the whole world?"

Chu Guannan stopped his movements, thought for a moment, and continued to throw: "I'll buy it for you tomorrow."

An Rao looked at him hesitantly: "Really?"

"Ah."

"Thank you husband! You are so kind!"

Not to mention anything else, the original owner had all kinds of clothes, even fishnet socks.

Seeing the trash cans full of clothes, Chu Guannan finally put his hand away, he carried the clothes downstairs and stuffed them into the clothes recycling bin.

Standing by the side for a long time, watching the property owner come and take away the clothes, he returned home satisfied.

Before going to bed, An Rao glanced at Weibo for the last time.

Lin Jingxi took a picture of the inscription he sent and posted it on Weibo, and the comment area was full of blood.

[This word is written, my nephew in elementary school can write it better than him, and I am so embarrassed to give it away, I don’t want to lose face. 】

[Yes, throw it away, remember to tell me which trash can to throw it in. 】

[Fuck, the upstairs shocked me for 1 years, and this thing actually has fans, which navy group told me, let me make money together. 】

[It's really well written!marvelous! ([-] cents for this article)]

An Rao almost searched to the end but couldn't find the comments he wanted to see. It seems that this year's netizens still haven't read too much.

Water Pei Fengshang: Describes the lotus.

He connoted that Lin Jingxi was a peerless white lotus, but no one saw it.

But not surprisingly, he climbed to the hot search for the nth time.

It's just that this hot search is different from what I imagined.

Click on the hot search, and there is a Weibo posted by Yin Suzhi, the chairman of the National Calligraphers Association. He first @Lin Jingxi posted a Weibo, followed by a sentence:

[The pen is vigorous and powerful, the writing is like clouds and smoke, it is poor and burly and changeable, it is rare to see such an aura of work, I want to collect 32 for this work, I wonder if this artist is willing to bear the pain and give up. 】

Who is Yin Suzhi, together with Pei Qingsong and the other two, they are known as the Four Great Masters of China. A calligraphy work was once sold at a sky-high price of more than 2000 million in France. Those children who learn soft pen calligraphy all grew up copying his copybooks. , it can be seen that its influence is definitely not something that can be penetrated with a few words.

With the appreciation of this kind of person, even if he doesn't work in the entertainment industry, he can live comfortably for the rest of his life.

Lin Jingxi replied:

【Thank you, teacher, for your kindness, but the gift from a friend is very precious to me, and I want to keep it as a souvenir. 】

Fans climax again:

[Woooooo friend, Xibao really treats that thing as a friend, but it's a pity that he feeds the dog with all his heart. 】

[Xixi, let's throw it away. Even artists sometimes miss it. 】

But this time, An Rao was not unilaterally sprayed, and there were many wise shouts on the Internet:

[Is it difficult to admit that others are excellent?It's not enough for the chairman of the book association to come out and slap you in the face, right? 】

[Zawba, you can practice for another 80 or [-] years to see if you can reach the level of others, don't jump sour chicken. 】

[He gave me a gift of 32 yuan anyway, your older brother is older and younger, and your older brother will not help you if you want to make money? 】

[Our love for brother cannot be measured by money, you are so vulgar! 】

According to a hot search, An Rao crazily gathered 50 fans. According to the speed of this increase, he will soon be able to get rid of the title of [-]th line and join the ranks of [-]th line.

Of course, Lin Jingxi wouldn't take this mere 10,000+ in his eyes. It's not worth making a trip for the 30.

Facing the inscription, he remembered the scene where Shen Yi helped An Rao untie the knot in his clothes, stood up suddenly, tore off the rice paper, crumpled it into a ball and threw it into the trash can.

"Crack creak." There was a harsh sound from the grinding of the back molars.

The author says:

Gong doesn't like Lin, there is something hidden, I didn't want to spoil it, but I was afraid of being misunderstood. (See my crazy desire to survive)

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!