After being dressed as cannon fodder, I became the favorite of the variety show group

No.40 day who wants to divorce.

Sitting on the bed, An Rao touched his heart.

Still jumping fast.

He took a deep breath.

Don't think about it, look at something else to divert your attention.

Turned on the phone, clicked on Weibo, found the "You Are My Answer" program team officer V, and saw that they had posted the small video just now as a teaser promotion.

[Why do you feel that there are so few shots of Shen Xiaogou and Jingxi's wife this time? 】

[I feel the same way, Jing Xi posted on Weibo just now, saying something inexplicable, "Is the so-called correctness really correct?", Did the two of them quarrel? 】

【Wow!Looking at the camera, it seems to be a BM escape room in Manchester!The super famous one!Mu, I want to go too! 】

[The scene of Chu Dashen and his wife is too sweet!You're my only truth or something. 】

[Wuuuuuu, so Zhou Rao's party is dead, right, it's really good to love them, Zhou Zhou hugs Rao Rao and circles around and dies there! 】

[Don't tear down my CP, let's not say that Baby Rao Rao and Brother Nan are married, Shen Weizhou and Baby Rao Rao didn't know each other before, okay? 】

Seeing the netizens arguing about Nanrao or Zhourao, An Rao pursed his lips and smiled.

Netizens are so cute.

Just after turning off the phone, Chu Guannan came in.

He sat on the ground very consciously, not intending to go to bed.

An Rao hugged his legs and nestled on the head of the bed, his eyes lingered on him unconsciously, then whispered:

"Or, today you sleep on the bed and I sleep on the floor."

"No need." Chu Guannan lay down.

It seems that the word "no need" is his mantra.

Lying on the bed, perhaps because he was too tired during the day, An Rao fell asleep after a while.

Thinking day by day and dreaming at night, a raging fire appeared in his dream, and the sky was burning. In the light of the fire, distorted faces kept approaching him, howling in their mouths, and their descriptions were treacherous and terrifying.

An Rao wanted to run, but was grabbed tightly by charred arms that sprang out of the fire, and shouted hoarsely, "The devil should go to hell."

"Ah." He gasped and opened his eyes suddenly.

A fine cold sweat broke out on the back of his neck.

He panted violently, his eyes fell on the dim ceiling, the wooden pattern on it twisted like life, no matter how you looked at it, it looked like a hideous bloody face.

An Rao pulled up the quilt, trying not to look at it.

But he was very concerned about those patterns, and his eyes unconsciously glanced over again.

Really scary.

He pulled up the quilt again.

At this time, Chu Guannan's voice came faintly: "Did you have a nightmare?"

An Rao nodded, suddenly realized that he couldn't see, and whispered "Mmm".

Chu Guannan was silent for a moment, sat up, and stretched out a hand along the edge of the bed to pat the quilt: "I'm here, I'll sleep after you fall asleep, don't be afraid."

An Rao wrapped the quilt tightly, only showing a pair of eyes, looking at Chu Guannan's hand.

He was so sleepy that his upper and lower eyelids started fighting again after a while.

As soon as he closed his eyes, those hideous faces invaded his mind again.

He swallowed, and asked softly, "husband, are you still there?"

"Well, yes."

The deep voice gave An Rao a sense of security.

He closed his eyes again.

After a while: "Is your husband still there?"

"Yes, rest assured and sleep."

No, when I close my eyes, there are all those horror scenes. I don’t feel it during the day, but the fear becomes more clear at night, especially after reading the real news reports about the nursing home, my heart is always pounding.

He moved to the side of the bed twice, leaned his head to look at Chu Guannan who was lying on the ground, and asked softly, "Can you sleep with me?"

Chu Guannan got up and went to bed, and lay down beside An Rao.

"Don't be afraid, it's all fake." The atheist Mr. Chu could only come up with such weak words of comfort.

"Then can you tell me a story, and you won't be afraid to divert my attention."

An Rao is serious about this matter.

I remember watching horror movies at my classmate’s house when I was a child, and when I came home at night, I was afraid to sleep alone, so I ran to my brother’s room and asked if I could sleep with him, but my brother was very disgusted and let him go.

I ran to my parents' room and asked if I could sleep together.

The father sternly said: "You are seven years old, you are an older child, and you still sleep with your parents, aren't you afraid of being laughed at by your classmates?"

An Rao returned to his room resentfully.

The more I thought about it, the more afraid I became, so I turned on the CD player and played a tape of Andersen's fairy tales.

With the good story to accompany him, he fell asleep with peace of mind.

Chu Guannan was silent for a long time, and said in a low voice, "What story do you want to hear?"

"Mermaid."

In the dark night, Chu Guannan chuckled with unknown meaning.

An Rao got into his arms, and pressed his face against his chest: "Speak quickly."

Chu Guannan took a deep breath, slowly raised his arms to wrap his arms around his waist, and let him get closer to his arms, patting his back lightly with his palms as if to comfort him.

Sure enough, fairy tales are good medicine for falling asleep. When Chu Guannan talked about the little mermaid who ran to the witch to ask for medicine in order to see the prince again, there was a slow rhythmic breathing sound in his arms.

An Rao fell asleep.

Dreams are full of cute little mermaids.

Chu Guannan supported the pillow with one hand, quietly lowered his head to look carefully at An Rao's sleeping face.

The lips got closer little by little, and finally landed on the pink earlobe.

With a superficial kiss, he said softly, "Good night, have a good dream."

"Choo Choo Choo!"

The crisp chirping of birds floated in from the window.

An Rao slowly opened his eyes.

In an instant, Chu Guannan's unique strong breath rushed towards his face, and in front of him were two strong chest muscles.

An Rao shot up violently.

Why did he take off his clothes again!

No, why is he on the bed?

Thinking back carefully, it seems that I dragged him to tell a story last night, and didn't let him go.

What good things have you done yourself?

The face is gone.

Chu Guannan was awakened by him, and slowly opened his eyes, which were light blue.

It seems that I was pestered by him and didn't sleep well last night.

An Rao thought for a second.

That's not right, isn't that what my plan is, to pester him so that he and the proud and noble Lin Jingxi will be the control group, and when he gets tired of him, he will take the initiative to file for a divorce.

So, getting him into bed was unreasonable but logical.

An Rao cleared his throat and tried to calm down: "Good morning husband, your dearest sweetheart, in order to thank you for your bedtime story, I am going to cook you a hearty breakfast."

"Need not."

"I want what I want."

"I'll go, you wash up first." Chu Guannan was afraid that he would kill him to the kitchen one second before him, so he got up and put on his clothes.

At the breakfast table, the guests who had been to the secret room yesterday looked very pale, their eyes were blue, and they obviously lacked sleep.

"Why is your complexion so bad?" Du Yueling looked at An Rao and asked, "Try the seafood porridge I specially prepared for you."

Du Yueling put a bowl of hot porridge in front of An Rao.

An Rao glanced suspiciously, it seemed that only his own bowl had porridge.

Du Yueling picked up a few more egg rolls and put them in his bowl. This was not enough, and he added a small steamed bun.

An Rao: "Am I a laborer? The pile of rice is so high."

Du Yueling likes to feed him and watch him eat, not only is it pleasing to the eye, but also very cute, especially the way his cheeks bulge when eating, reminds her of the hamster she raised when she was a child.

Because her father is allergic to animal hair, she can only keep hamsters for fun.

She likes that hamster very much, she named it Hani, and she also takes it out to sleep with her.

But when she got up the next day, she found that the hamster was hard under her body.

Du Yueling was sad for a long time, and even asked her family to buy expensive luxury materials to make a luxurious crystal coffin for the hamster, and buried it in the back garden with a sense of ceremony and crying.

As for Lin Jingxi and Shen Yi, they hadn't said a word since they went downstairs, and there was a subtle gap of one person's width between them.

In the past, Shen Yi liked to pick up food for Lin Jingxi to express his concern, but in the past two days, he went upstairs after eating, and was silent the whole time.

It was the same today, Shen Yi put down the knife and fork, said that he was full, and went upstairs alone.

Lin Jingxi poked the bottom of the bowl with a spoon, lowered his head, wondering what he was thinking.

After breakfast, MC asked the guests to gather in the banquet hall.

He first asked a question: "Have you ever regretted anything?"

Gu Muci thought for a while, then said softly: "Yes, there are many, such as why didn't you go back and check carefully in the college entrance examination."

Qi Yan nodded in agreement: "I didn't confess my love to the person I liked at the age when I first fell in love."

Shen Weizhou: "Backing up to the teacher, now that I think about it, it's not easy for them. I want to apologize but I have no chance."

"That's right, due to the combination of natural instinct needs and the induction of social information, most children have a strong cognition at this age, for love, or for grades, but because they are still young and immature, So in this age group, it is the stage with the most regrets.”

When An Rao heard the word regret, that extremely unpleasant scene suddenly popped up in his mind.

MC held up the card in his hand, which read:

[If I could go back in time, what would I make up for. 】

"Our theme this time is puberty."

Other people's love drama shows are all about the process from ignorance to first acquaintance to love to passionate love until death, but the "Answer" program group does the opposite, from life and death dependence to passionate love to first acquaintance.

Adolescence is the purest and purest age. There are no pros and cons in marriage that need to be considered by everyone. Probably the program group wants to use this theme to let the guests return to their true nature, stop the pace of putting interests first, and inspire the true self.

In the composition of personality structure, the id is also the most primitive desire instinct that is not controlled.

Then rely on instinctive thinking to seriously feel the feelings you are experiencing now, and find your real answer.

This show is pretty good at playing.

"I believe that everyone has regrets, and once thought that it would be great if they could make up for it. Now, the program team will give you a chance." MC raised an eyebrow.

The staff will give each person a set of clothes according to their names.

Unfolded, it is the uniform of the British middle school with the shield logo, the lining is a white shirt with a stand-up collar, the outside is a V-neck vest, the outermost is a suit jacket with a full sense of design, and a platinum tie clip, two gold inlaid Base diamond cufflinks.

"We contacted the world-renowned Adland Public School to film a program here, so everyone's identity is of course a student."

Yardland Public School is a super private middle school composed of rich and powerful children, the cradle of gentlemen and elites. The purpose of the school is to let every student gain a foothold in the upper class.

So when the guests heard the news, they were overjoyed.

It is a beautiful thing to be able to deal with the British aristocracy.

If they are happy and directly introduce themselves to the most famous director in Britain, wouldn't they go abroad in one step?

"The grade everyone is studying is Sixth From, which is considered as the second and third year of high school in China, but I want to make a statement. Yardland Public School is notoriously strict, so everyone should try not to violate the school rules."

Before the excitement of several people passed, they were hit in the head by "notoriously strict".

Probably only An Rao was quiet and silent.

He has no interest in high school, and even subconsciously resists it.

The most difficult three years, now you have to go through it again?

"But I want to ask, is everyone's English proficiency okay? You probably haven't passed CET-[-]." MC asked.

The undergraduate degree standard for art students is to pass CET-[-] in English, and generally very few students in the entire college have passed CET-[-].

An Rao was silent for a while, then raised his hand: "I have passed level six."

Chu Guannan: "I have also passed level six."

MC shocked!

Is there really such a thing as self-consciousness and continuous improvement of one's talents? !

Lin Jingxi also raised his hand: "I have also passed level six."

Du Yueling: "I studied in the United States from middle school to university, and English is not a problem."

MC sucked oxygen like crazy.

Okay, okay, you are all self-disciplined people, so let me be a big trash.

"This time not only our program group, but also the British BBD TV station will participate in the filming. There will be a comprehensive exam two weeks later. The purpose is also to test our criticized domestic education and elite education. Which one is the most suitable for all mankind? Mechanism, so, it's a tough fight."

MC's voice sank.

The elite education handed down from Britain since the seventeenth century is known as the world's top education, but at the same time, the stratified education mechanism from generation to generation is also constantly widening the gap between the rich and the poor in society, giving rise to many social problems.

Therefore, MC believes that even though there are many unreasonable factors in domestic education, he is very confident that this is definitely the only means to achieve education fairness, and it is also the most direct way to change the fate of ordinary people.

"Ah, let's compare ourselves to high school students. Isn't this bullying?" Qi Yan didn't understand.

MC smiled mysteriously: "Don't talk too much."

An Rao fastened his tie, turned around and glanced at the full-length mirror.

Uniforms are tailored to emphasize broad shoulders, narrow waist and long, straight legs.

In a trance, I seem to see myself five years ago.

He took a deep breath.

Don't think about it, it's all over.

When Chu Guannan changed his clothes and came out, everyone's eyes lit up.

"Wow Brother Nan, you really don't pick clothes with your figure."

"Teacher Chu how to practice, teach us."

The dark blue short top and light brown trousers visually divide the body proportions to the extreme.

The uniforms of the other guests were somewhat ill-fitting, especially Qi Yan's short legs.

So when they saw Chu Guannan's perfectly tailored uniform, everyone burst into tears.

"Wow, Xiaoan's clothes fit so well, isn't the show crew giving special treatment?"

Director: You really can't blame the earth for not being attractive.

"These are all school uniforms issued by Adland School, it has nothing to do with us."

The uniforms of the two girls are not particularly well-fitted, and the skirts are very long, but according to the statement of the program team:

"People's school requires skirts to be below the knee."

But everyone didn't notice before that Du Yueling's legs are so long, and her thighs are fleshy and her ankles are slender. They are not the popular chopstick legs, but they are very sexy.

Gu Muci is a bit dry in comparison, nothing else but thin.

The camera snapped at Du Yueling's legs.

An Rao also thinks that Du Yueling is very beautiful, with an oval face and fleshy cheeks that look youthful, which completely subverts the current popular aesthetics of white and thin.

He thinks that girls don't need to be too thin, health is the most beautiful.

Seeing that VJ was uneasy and kind enough to keep patting her legs, An Rao walked over and blocked himself in front of the camera.

"Sister Ling, you are so beautiful." An Rao praised sincerely.

Du Yueling raised her head, her joyful expression was uncontrollable: "Then who is more beautiful, Yin Xueya or I?"

"Yin Xueya." An Rao said honestly.

"You!" Du Yueling frowned, "Although it is true, you can't lie to me to make me happy!"

An Rao drew a smile on his lips: "Confidence is the most beautiful."

After making a fuss for a long time, the program team saw that the time was up, and informed the guests to get on the bus and head to Adland School.

On the way, MC took the opportunity to get exclusive news.

"Have you ever been in a relationship when you were in high school?"

After remembering what the director said, the VJs did their best to show Gu Muci as little as possible, so they pointed the camera at An Rao, meaning that he spoke first.

Everyone looked at him curiously, waiting for an exclusive secret.

Chu Guannan was looking at his mobile phone, when he heard this question, he raised his eyes, and his peripheral vision fell on An Rao.

In fact, he has no interest in other people's emotional history.

But if it is peaceful...

want to hear.

An Rao was very decisive: "No."

MC did not give up and continued to ask: "What about the university?"

"nor."

"No way, Teacher Chu is your first love!" MC exclaimed.

An Rao said that he really knows how to ask questions.

Chu Guannan flicked the phone screen, but he didn't read a single word of the content on the screen.

The palms are slightly moist.

Is it first love?

Kind of curious about this answer.

Shen Weizhou in the front seat also instantly straightened his back and pricked up his ears.

"No." An Rao said firmly.

Chu Guannan's fingers suddenly stopped.

It wasn't.

"When my first love was in kindergarten, my brothers and sisters from the elementary school next door came to our kindergarten to perform. There was a tall and white little brother who gave me a piece of milk candy. I really liked him at that time."

Chu Guannan heaved a sigh of relief, smiled and shook his head.

Of course, the program crew would not let him go, and the camera focused on Chu Guannan: "What about Teacher Chu, is Xiao An your first love?"

That's the question, but everyone has heard about An Rao's drug use at that time, and they want to take this opportunity to find out.

Although Chu Guannan might not tell the truth in front of the camera.

"No." He said lightly.

MC:! !

"My first love was when I was in elementary school. I was called by the teacher to perform in the kindergarten next door. There was a little brother in the middle class who was very cute. I gave him milk candy."

The director in front couldn't help interjecting: "You two made it up according to the same rhetoric."

The car drove for almost an hour, and gradually, a huge old Gothic building appeared in sight.

Very much like a scene from a movie.

"I haven't received a letter from the owl yet, can I go in here?" Qi Yan joked.

Adland Public School covers an area of ​​more than 3500 mu, with a construction area of ​​140 million square meters, which is similar to that of domestic universities. It is magnificent and majestic. It is said that the cost of the gate alone is one million pounds.

At the front of the building is a huge lawn where PE students play tennis.

Another car was parked at the gate of the school, the door was sprayed with "BBD" in large letters, and several cameramen stood by and talked with the director.

When the film crews of the two parties saw the person coming, they immediately shook hands enthusiastically, and it was a business exchange.

The bald principal in a suit and leather shoes came out with a few teachers to greet the two directors and each guest and shook hands politely.

"It's amazing. I heard that ordinary people can't get into this school. They have the ability to take the entrance exam, and they can't do it if they have money or no IQ." Qi Yan looked at the teaching building and sighed in admiration.

Du Yueling snorted coldly, laughing at his ignorance.

"Right, I also think that I can't even enter the door." An Rao pretended to be sad.

"You just didn't try. If you can't get in, who else can get in? Are there any other people whose IQ is less than 65?" Du Yueling changed her smile, and brought the double standard to the extreme.

The bald principal coughed lightly, with a serious expression on his face, as if he cared a lot about the unruly chatter of the guests.

"Let me first familiarize everyone with the school rules of Adran."

Guests: ? ?

Don't you usually get familiar with the school first, and the school rules first... This is the first time I have seen this operation.

A group of people passed through the wide playground. The principal led them to a small auditorium. When they opened the door, they saw a bronze life-sized statue of the founder of the school. Behind it was a huge book statue, densely engraved with small characters.

The guests see the end according to the numbers, good guy! More than 200 school rules!What a big nose, his father's old nose.

A school motto at the top:

[Your uniform button, I allow you to untie the bottom one at most to show your pride. 】

And more than 200 school rules are followed by corporal punishment given by the Academic Affairs Office after violation of school rules.

It's corporal punishment, not punishment.

Most of them are in confinement, and they are not allowed to have dinner or beat their palms.

"It's so cruel..." Qi Yan couldn't help sighing.

The principal immediately cast a murderous look over him.

Qi Yan immediately shut up obediently.

"As long as you strictly abide by the rules, you'll be fine." Gu Muci's expression was also very solemn, even if she did a good job in etiquette, there was no guarantee that she would make mistakes.

After the principal asked everyone to read the school rules silently, he gave everyone a briefcase.

Gentleman education does not allow students to carry schoolbags, thinking that is childish and ugly.

The briefcase contained some textbooks and checklists.

"Everyone, I don't care what age you are or how popular you are in your country. When you come to Adran, your identity is a student. You strictly abide by the system and prepare for the future elite road-students."

The principal emphasized the word "student".

He speaks and does things quickly, vigorously and resolutely.

The principal led the guests to the front of the teaching building with strides: "In addition to the cultural courses similar to those in your country, your courses also include Latin, etiquette, British classical history, and basic ability elective courses, etc., which will be included in your two courses. Test results in a week later."

The headmaster straightened his back, and the strong wind blew the remaining stubborn hairs on his head:

"Of course, freedom of belief. I respect the national conditions of your country. You don't have to participate in prayer meetings, but remember, this is your only freedom."

The word "only" is firm.

When the guests heard this, their faces were as dark as if they had just returned from digging coal. The joy of feeling the British high school plummeted, leaving only worry.

The author says:

[Highlight must-see]: Some settings of the British royal family will be applied, but they are all nonsense, absolutely no allusions to reality, please don't substitute reality, I will give you a 360-degree tiger slide!

In addition, there is a chapter ahead.