After being dressed as cannon fodder, I became the favorite of the variety show group

The first day of wanting a divorce.

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There was a glass door in front of him, which was blurred by steam, and a tall silhouette could be vaguely seen behind the hazy door.

The air was filled with the scent of shower gel, and An Rao sat on the wet ground with a blank face.

The thin trousers were soaked with water, and the wet hair fell on the curled eyelashes like broken jade with beads of water.

An Rao blinked, the water droplets broke apart sporadically, and scattered into the bright stagnant water.

where is this?

He was clearly still on the plane just now, but after waking up, he came to this strange room.

Wait, who is the person taking a shower inside?

In an instant, the uncle on the plane with flushed cheeks who pestered him endlessly appeared in his mind.

Thinking of this possibility, An Rao subconsciously wanted to get up and leave.

But there was the sound of footsteps stepping on the stagnant water behind the door, and then the glass door opened, and the hot mist rushed over in an instant, obscuring the sight.

An Rao remained frozen in the posture of sitting on the ground, but suddenly there was a touch of whiteness in front of his eyes, and there seemed to be a slight bulge in the center of the whiteness.

He wiped away the mist and saw that the white in front of his eyes was a bath towel. Under the bath towel was a white and well-proportioned calf connected to a healthy ankle.

The bulge was less than a centimeter away from the tip of his nose.

This……

An Rao raised his head slowly, covered by water mist, he vaguely saw a pair of pupils as black as obsidian, staring at him motionlessly, with no emotion in his cold eyes.

The man wiped his hair, his expression was like a millennium glacier, after a long while, he bypassed An Rao and walked straight out: "Sorry, I'm not in the mood to do that kind of thing with you. Tomorrow, I will go to the desert with the film crew to shoot scenes, so I have to go to bed early."

Do that kind of thing?

An Rao was stunned.

Hearing this person's tone, he seemed to be very familiar with him, but he really had no impression of this face.

who is thisWhere is this?

He recalled carefully.

On the day he graduated from university, he held a bank card with a substantial balance and planned to take an instant trip. When he passed the airport security check, he was asked to take off his hat for facial recognition.

After hesitating for a long time, he took off his hat.

For a moment, everyone stopped what they were doing and cast their eyes on him. After a little commotion at the scene, a blushing uncle ran over excitedly and asked him to hold his hand:

"May I have your contact information?"

An Rao withdrew his hand, ignored him, quickly put on his hat and entered the security check after the face recognition.

After getting on the plane, he found that the uncle was sitting behind him, followed by his wife and children.

The uncle rolled his eyes excitedly, squeezed to his side and took his hand, yelling all the time:

"Give me the contact information. You don't need to rush to get to know me first."

The uncle's wife was sitting in the back, holding her two or three-year-old daughter in her arms. Seeing the uncle's bewildered behavior, he cursed angrily, and the three-year-old girl also cried loudly.

The stewardess came to mediate, but the uncle said nothing and didn't leave.

After going back and forth, the cabin was in chaos. Several people untied their seat belts and rushed to the uncle to scold him that the toad wants to eat swan meat. Then another passenger came forward to try to persuade the fight. As a result, a group of people fought, fists and kicks flying everywhere, just like a martial arts conference. .

The stewardess, stewardess, and security personnel all came to stop them, but they couldn't stop the dozens of people at all. They hit the door of the cockpit with a slam, and the door rattled. The pilot seemed to be affected, and then the plane started violently. Bumped, then plummeted.

Sometimes, An Rao even suspects that he has been in an extraordinary world, that he is a fictional character.

Not surprisingly, Mr. An got the script of the heartthrob again, and paired it with a golden finger that everyone has been staring at him for thousands of years.

But today, there appeared a leading man who was not bewitched by Teacher An's beauty buff.

An Rao sat for a long time, and suddenly remembered that the man said that he was going to go to another place to shoot a scene. He guessed that he might be an actor or something, so he quickly got up and walked along the corridor to find the living room, and saw the passport and ID card on the table.

He picked up his ID card, and three large characters were printed on it:

【Chu Guannan】

【XNUM X Year X NUM X Month X NUM X Day】

The name sounds familiar.

After thinking for a while, An Rao suddenly opened his eyes wide.

The name Chu Guannan was the villain in a novel about the entertainment circle that his classmate was chasing recently, "The Second Coming to the Altar".

His classmates chanted this novel in his ears every day, and he also listened to the plot a lot.

The most coincident thing is that in the novel Chu Guannan has a cannon fodder husband and wife with the same name as himself, both named An Rao. For this reason, his classmates often joked with him about it and suggested that he recite the whole text.

So he is wearing a book?

In the original text, cannon fodder An Rao is a little-known [-]th-line actor, who plays tricks every day, and later relies on drugging and adultery to get on the big tree of Chu Guannan.

Although Chu Guannan was a very popular Uranus superstar, his beloved protagonist Shou has long been attached to him, and the original owner of the cannon fodder is always in his ear, and he runs against the protagonist group at every turn, which makes Chu Guannan very angry. In anger, he drove the cannon fodder out of the house.

In the end, the original owner who lost the protection of the big tree, because Chu Guannan's influence was blocked by the entertainment industry, he owed a lot of debts and could only rely on climbing the boss's bed to beg for resources, and became a well-known bus.

An Rao raised his eyebrows.

So, he became this weird cannon fodder who ended up being an excellent bus?

He remembered that there was indeed a section in the original text where Chu Guannan went to the desert to take pictures, but his main purpose was to temporarily avoid cannon fodder, out of sight and out of mind.

Because the cannon fodder is now on the cusp.

He searched around in the living room, and finally saw a mobile phone on the sofa. As described in the book, the case of the mobile phone had a bear pattern, like the original owner's mobile phone.

He picked up the phone and tried to enter his birthday password, and the phone miraculously unlocked.

On the small Weibo icon, 99+ is written in a red circle.

An Rao opened Weibo, and the news that came one after another caused the phone to be stuck for a while, and when he opened the private message, unsightly words flooded in like a flood.

[You are a coward, you owe it to me, let Nan Nan be such a good husband, don't go out to provoke Nima, disgusting, why are you still alive? 】

[You are the first person to break my lower limit when you grow up so old, throw up, divorce Guan Nan quickly and don't harm him. 】

【You don’t even know how to restrain yourself when you’re married to King Chu, and you still bully my Xibao every day. Don’t you know how much King Chu likes Xibao? Wait for you to die. 】

This "Xi Bao" is the protagonist in the original text, Lin Jingxi, a standard male lead in Danmei Shuang who is favored by the group and has a golden finger.

But these private messages are just the tip of the iceberg.

An Rao closed the private message and couldn't read it anymore.

Although it wasn't him who scolded him, such a dirty word was really shocking.

And the source of all these abuses and curses is the video that turned out to be out of nowhere, and it is still hanging on the hot search for people to flog corpses.

In the video, a face resembling An Rao's is naked and kneeling on the ground with his hands tied behind his back. A faceless man pinches his chin and orders:

"Come on, say what you just said again."

In the video, the man who looks like An Rao is smiling dazedly, obviously drunk or drugged, and he turns to the camera, staring intently:

"I like brother's big hot pepper, Chu Guannan, you are a trash, I'm afraid you can't do it, good brother, come in and let that trash see what a real man is."

An Rao silently turned off the video, his temple throbbing with pain.

It was because of this video that the original owner completely became a street rat, and it was even worse for him who was already poor and unable to receive a good script endorsement.

Later, when the limelight passed, in order to make money, he would eat all kinds of bad dramas, and the film and television industry specially set up the Golden Toilet Award for him in order to satirize him. He became the only and last defending golden toilet actor. It was a big joke.

Although he entered the world of books and got an unremarkable cannon fodder script that suits him, he was criticized because of moral issues.

He opened the video again, played it repeatedly dozens of times, and paused to observe carefully frame by frame.

In the end, it is 100% sure that the protagonist of the video is not him, but an AI face changer, because the changed face combined with the original owner's face looks a little weird, and many small details on the appearance cannot be completely reproduced.

But even if they went to clarify, netizens would only say:

[Yes, yes, AI technology has been developed to the point that it can even replace voices. 】

Explanation is the most useless counterattack in the world.

He searched the Internet for a long time, and found a computer master who seemed to be quite reliable, and planned to ask him to teach AI face-swapping technology.

Great God: "Yes, one hundred thousand."

An Rao opened the mobile wallet, the balance:

66.72 yuan.

……

This person is an entertainer anyway, why is he not as rich as a primary school student.

An Rao: "Can I negotiate the price?"

1 minute, 10 minutes, and half an hour passed, and the master didn't reply for a long time.

An Rao thought for a while, and then asked, "Or in installments."

The red exclamation point is followed by a system prompt:

The other party is no longer your friend and cannot receive your messages temporarily.

Forget it, it's better to ask for yourself than to ask for help, first find a computer.

He got up and walked around the living room. The house is very big, with a [-]-square-meter flat floor and a small second floor. Just now, Chu Guannan went up to the second floor after taking a shower, and he probably has fallen asleep by now.

An Rao tried his best to step up to the second floor as lightly as possible. There was only one room on the second floor, and the door was ajar, as if deliberately leaving the door open for him.

Gently push the door open, and the mottled moonlight is projected in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows, hitting the raised quilt.

An Rao walked over on tiptoe and observed the man who got off the bed.

He was naked to the waist, half-covered by the quilt, with one hand stretched out to rest on his forehead, his sharp brows furrowed slightly, and he let out rhythmic breathing.

After making sure that Chu Guannan was fast asleep, An Rao began to search the room inch by inch, but he searched the entire floor, but he couldn't find any trace of the computer.

Maybe it's unnecessary, or maybe it's the fear of repeating Guanxi's old path.

If you don't have a computer, you can only go to an Internet cafe, but with the current reputation of the original owner, you may have to be carried out after entering the Internet cafe. The most urgent thing is to find a way to get money to buy a computer.

An Rao stayed up all night and sat on the sofa all night.

It was just dawn when I heard footsteps on the stairs.

Chu Guannan buttoned his shirt with one hand, and went downstairs with a suitcase in his hand. Seeing An Rao with pale eyes who seemed to have been sitting like this all night, he turned a blind eye to his position, picked up his passport from the table, After saying "Let's go" in a low voice, he left the house.

An Rao raised his eyes, watching the hands of the clock on the wall ticking, his fingers gently rubbing his knees.

After the pointer turned around, he suddenly got up, put on his baseball cap, found the key and went out.

After returning, the 66.72 in the mobile wallet became 1.72.

He bought painting materials such as rice paper, traditional Chinese painting paints, brushes, and palettes. He opened the refrigerator and looked at the ingredients full of ingredients. He rummaged for a long time, and finally pulled out a ham. Corner, turn on the phone to shoot and adjust the angle.

The phone just happened to be able to capture his hand.

The fingertips are fine and white and well-proportioned like a jade stick. Twisting the brush lightly, dipping it in cyan and dot the ink, pressing down the tip of the brush, lifting the pen slightly after scratching out, tapping the tip of the paper lightly, grass green and phthalo blue, moving from the bottom to the top, the whole The process is smooth and smooth.

An Rao put down his pen, picked up Shengxuan and blew gently, and a magnificent picture of thousands of miles of rivers and mountains appeared impressively.

Finally, attach the signature, if you don't have a seal, draw one yourself.

After the end, save the video, edit it, add music and text of the painting steps, open the video website, apply for an account, and upload the video.

However, in just a few hours, this video quickly rushed to the homepage for recommendation, likes and rewards rose rapidly, and the number of comments continued to increase at a terrifying speed.

[I don't have more than ten years of skill, I'm afraid I can't practice it, but I feel so young, is it a university teacher? 】

[Wow, the soft pen is also very well written, the smooth and flowing pen is like a snake, and the hand is also beautiful!I want to see the artist himself! 】

[Woooooo I am also a Chinese painting department, give me another ten years, I will definitely reach this level. 】

【Reward!The artist will make a few more videos!I want to see flowers, birds, fish and insects! 】

Two hundred, two hundred six, three hundred seven...

An Rao looked at the ever-increasing income in the background, and calculated that if he followed this momentum, he could buy a laptop with good configuration after posting two or three more videos.

Just when I was about to close the website and draw something, I caught a glimpse of a comment that was just published out of the corner of my eye:

[Wait, this signature... An Rao, emmm, is that the An Rao I know? 】

[How is it possible, maybe the name is the same, did the sisters forget that the character design of the talented painter An 怪 怒 良 was picked up by someone as a ghostwriter?With his brain paler than a goose feather, do you think he can draw it? 】

An Rao tried his best to recall the original text narrated by his classmates, and vaguely remembered that there was such a thing.

At that time, the original owner's reputation was already very bad. In order to restore his image, he posted a Chinese painting on Weibo with the text:

[I'm in a good mood today, just draw casually. 】

Originally, netizens thought that although his character was not good, his artistic attainments were still remarkable, but the hand holding the brush in the picture was picked out by netizens as not being An Rao's hand.

The original owner was lucky to be slapped in the face if he couldn't make it.

An Rao washed the brush, dried the rice paper, and hung it aside habitually.

The fingers went blank.

Oh forgot, I didn't have enough money to buy a pen holder.

Seeing that the comment area became more and more lively because of the signing of "An Rao", many people went to An Rao's Weibo to reprimand him, asking him to let go of these artists who had made great contributions to the country.

After a while, An Rao became a hot search again:

#死性不改, the second time you touch the quintessence of porcelain, where is your lower limit? #

A group of art students at the bottom cried:

[Damn it, don't force my mentor to stop me because of this, Bi Chuang begging, can you get out of the entertainment industry? 】

[The tutor has already contacted me to go to the studio, and I really have a bad luck. 】

[Don't cue art students, it's really hard for art students to go all the way. 】

An Rao was scrolling through the comments when his phone suddenly went stuck and a call came in.

Caller ID: Zhang Ze'an.

An Rao remembered that this person was the agent of the original owner of the cannon fodder, and it was said that he had long wanted to let him go, and was thinking about how to trick him into canceling the contract and make him pay a sky-high breach of contract fee.

An Rao collected himself and picked up the phone.

Before he could open his mouth, the other party yelled at his head and face: "You are pretending to be an artist! Delete the video quickly! I told you to calm down recently. If you continue to fight me like this, then fuck off."

This manager is not very famous and has a temper.

An Rao smiled, his eyes were cold and cold: "Don't delete it, you can't help me get a script endorsement, I have to find a way to make money, and you don't care if you starve to death."

Zhang Ze'an's head was buzzing with anger, and he wondered why this man was so eloquent all of a sudden, he hadn't seen him do anything clever before, except for beeping blindly.

"There's a saying that you can't live without committing crimes. I didn't just bring you alone. Lin Jingxi is also under my command. Why does he keep endorsing the script? Find your own reasons. You don't have to delete it. Wait for the company's lawyer's letter."

After he finished speaking, he hung up the phone.

It was Lin Jingxi again.

An Rao rubbed his temples, it was more comfortable to look at money.

Because of this signature, An Rao pondered for a moment as he saw Xiaoqian Qianqian in the background showing a tendency to drop.

He opened Weibo and posted a tweet:

[Live broadcast at [-] o'clock tonight, everyone is welcome to visit. 】

As soon as the microblog was posted, the black fans immediately climaxed in place.

The author says:

Read the guide [highlight, must see];

1. It is half empty, and many place names in it are made up, so don't pay attention to it.

2. The protagonist has appeared in several variety shows, not just one.The love of copywriting is in the first and middle part of the full text.

3. Regarding the marriage between the original owner and Gong, there is another hidden story, which will be revealed later. The previous ones are all speculations. The original owner and the villain have never done it.

4. Shou did not occupy the body of the original owner. It can be understood that he traveled through the book to fill the vacancy of the original owner.

5. The author does not mix circles or pay attention to celebrities, and the characters in the article have no prototypes, so don't be ky.

6. If you have any doubts or feel that it is unreasonable, remember that this is just a bloody and brainless article.