Kunlun Jun's favorite slaughter daily

After some "harmonious" exchanges, Kunlun sat obediently in the center of a pit on an unknown island as if hit by a tornado. There are big and small wounds under the clothes like rags.

If such a Kunlun was seen by the girls in hell, it would probably arouse their pity and love in an instant, and they would like to embrace him in their arms to comfort them, and at the same time denounce him as the chief culprit for beating him like this.

It's a pity that the culprit himself is completely indifferent, with a face that I am already arrogant enough, if this bastard is not fluffy, he will not be relieved even if he is beaten to death based on what he has done.

I added that even though a certain lustful Chinese medicine doctor is fluffy, he will only hit him harder when he meets a ghost lamp.

With both hands on the mace, Ghost Lamp almost uttered words from his throat: "Do you know how much trouble you have caused us?!!"

Whoever finds out that it's just a moment of stupefaction, their home is stolen, and someone changes the world without making a sound, everyone will be bombed!

Not to mention their own hell, even the gods in Gao Tianyuan are forced to move when they are old. A group of gods who are usually glamorous and beautiful, and have no troubles except for their own troubles, still doubt the gods. .

Not to mention not only Japan's hell and Gao Tianyuan, but also the hell system and god world in other countries have all been taken over by others!

Just ask, who can stand this excitement? ! !

The sky and the earth all over the world are now in chaos.

"I'm sorry..." Kunlun apologized with a low eyebrow and a very sincere tone.

"If an apology is useful, why do you need a trial in hell?" Gui Deng yelled angrily, the veins on his forehead jumped very happily, and soon he took a deep breath, fearing that he couldn't help but continue to fight again, and it would not be impossible to beat him again, but It's going to waste some more time, and now he doesn't have so much time to waste, "Do you know how much work you have added to me?"

Thinking about the work to be done after returning to hell, Ghost Lamp's scalp tingled for a while, and his gaze at Kunlun became more and more fierce. The dark resentment hovered around him, almost condensing into a solid body.

Kunlun was startled, the killing intent was so strong that it could pierce his skin.

He secretly took a breath.

Although he knew that his behavior was really a little bold and reckless, and he expected to be beaten up by the ghost lamp because of this, but he didn't expect to anger the ghost lamp to such an extent, this is a bit difficult to end.

The ghost lamp, on the surface, is the first assistant official of King Yan Mo, but in reality he is the actual ruler of hell, the number one cursed ghost in hell.

As a perfectionist workaholic, he has an excellent mind and ability to act.He loves animals and all kinds of exotic plants, is gentle with children, and respects women with a gentleman's attitude.Will unconsciously shake S.

If something unexpected happened to such a ghost lamp, relying on his fluffy status, the ghost lamp would not embarrass himself too much.

The world of Ghost Lamp was the first world that Kunlun experienced to accept him after he left home. Even though Ghost Lamp is merciless in beating him now, there is still a strong emotional foundation between them.

Kunlun has such confidence.

"Excuse me... did something happen in hell?" Kunlun asked cautiously.

"Oh," Ghost Lamp narrowed his eyes suddenly, "Listen to you, don't you know the consequences of what you do yourself?"

"Should I...just replace the afterlife of the two worlds?" Kunlun looked up at the ghost lamp, and seeing that he didn't make any sign, he continued to explain, "The world I'm currently in has neither hell nor the world of gods. , the world after death is a separate world, without the management of intelligent life, it is more like a sophisticated system, the reincarnation and death of the soul has its own unique rules. Therefore, at the moment of replacing the past, the world you are in The undead will immediately complete the new operation according to the corresponding rules, and will not have any impact on the real world. Similarly, when hell is replaced, it will also take over the undead after death. This operation is seamlessly connected , I can't imagine what will happen."

After all, the "book" has been guaranteed by taking pictures of the pages, and its technology has always been very good!

At the time of the Longtou War, he carefully observed the specific situation of the afterlife here, and then he came up with the idea of ​​​​replacing the hell of the ghost lamp. The other high heavens, foreign hells, and the world of gods are incidental. After all, everyone’s connection is very close, so it’s not easy to split it casually. Fortunately, it can be done in one step, saving the “book” and having to do too many procedures, and any accidents in the middle.

If he wasn't convinced that "Book" could do this, he wouldn't dare to act rashly.

"Unexpectedly, what will happen?" Ghost Lantern glanced at Kunlun, and said in a lower voice, "Then do you know that our hell does not have any fashionable super worry-free system that can run on its own, but enough to consume ghost energy. A traditional hell that can only be maintained by material resources?"

Kunlun's heart skipped a beat, suddenly feeling something was wrong.

Ghost Lantern's words continued, "So, suddenly the hell is empty, and then countless unjudged souls are suddenly squeezed in. How can you make me work in a hell with only tens of thousands of jailers? You don't think about the consequences of your actions. Big bastard!!!”

With these words, Ghost Lamp almost roared angrily.

He was already busy enough, and he needed to make final decisions on all matters big and small in hell.How about now, back to before the liberation, compared to the chaos after the war due to human violence and the violent transformation of evil spirits, it is countless times more chaotic!

Thinking of this, Ghost Lantern wanted to throw this ill-considered bastard in front of him directly into the frying pan for seven to seven 49 days, so that he could empathize with the pain he was suffering in his heart!

Ruined! ! !

These three characters flashed in Kunlun's heart.

Because I believed in the promise of the "book", I didn't expect to be placed here. The replacement was a success, but it was still several Mariana Trench from the perfect replacement he imagined_(:з」∠)_

No wonder I ran away after work, not only went to hell to watch the excitement, but also worried that I would settle accounts with it after the autumn, this is it!

Kunlun thought with some grief and indignation.

Seeing Kunlun's ever-changing complexion, Ghost Lantern sneered, and said darkly, "I can't rest, and you can't even think about it! Just obediently go to hell and work till you die!"

As soon as the words fell, the black mace struck the ground vigorously, and a black vortex appeared under the two of them.

Kunlun's eyes were fixed, and he quickly got up and jumped out of the range of the vortex.

This is not possible, there are still many things in this world that he needs to finish, and he has not responded to Dazai's phone call, and the consequences of delaying it any longer may not be much better than working in hell until he dies. Besides, the ghost lamp is still angry now, really Follow it down to hell, it is estimated that it will not be easy to come back in a few decades.

He has to find a way to divert his attention!

"Master Ghost Lantern, I still have a lot of things to deal with in this world. Please forgive me for not being able to go back to work overtime with you now. Don't be angry. I know that my rash actions have caused many unpredictable consequences, but the general direction is Okay, you don’t know why I thought of replacing the two worlds, one of which is for the future of hell.”

Ghost Lamp raised his eyebrows, put away the black vortex under his feet, put his arms around his chest, and listened to the bastard's sophistry.

"Although it seems that hell will go through a period of chaos right now, in the long run, the reserve of certain types of talents in this world is far greater than your original world."

“Haven’t you been lamenting that, since the post-war population explosion, there have been so few cool aftermath managers who can share the burden of your behind-the-scenes work that you’re almost too busy to sleep. "

"Let's talk about it." Hearing this topic, Ghost Lamp became interested.

Kunlun continued, "I have a friend named Ango Sakaguchi, who is currently working in the Supernatural Secret Service Division of the government. His position is "Counselor Assistant". His special ability "Fallenism" can read the memories left on objects. This ability is very suitable for processing information. Not only that, but he also has a rare workaholic. The daily activity track is in the office. I like to work overtime, and my motto is: If you don’t go to work, you don’t have to go to work.There is a record of working for several days without closing your eyes. "

"If you don't go to get off work, you don't have to go to work—" Ghost Lantern's eyes lit up. This is such a rare talent suitable for working in hell. Not only is his ability well matched, but even his personal awareness is unmistakable.

It's a pity that he is still alive.

Kunlun, who saw the ghost lamp's thoughts, continued to increase, "Master Ghost lamp, think about it, with his workload and unhealthy schedule, sudden death is only a matter of time, and after becoming a jailer, there is no need to worry about physical problems, after all Those who have died will not die again."

"Well, what you said is reasonable." Gui Deng rubbed his chin with one hand and agreed.

Even if there are decades of life left, it is not impossible to wait. After all, ghosts and gods in hell have no concept of time, and being busy for tens of hundreds of years is nothing more than a blink of an eye.

Ango Sakaguchi, who was still diligently investigating the inner ghost, had a chill on his back, as if he was being targeted by something.

"Continue." Ghost Lantern, who had been aroused by Kunlun, found a flat floor and sat cross-legged. He patted the open space next to him and motioned for Kunlun to sit down.

As Kunlun walked over, he quickly sent an email to Dazai, explaining that something on his side was delayed, and it would take a while before he could go back.

If you don't hurry to contact Dazai, who knows when Dazai will find him by taking advantage of the location on the phone, and when the time comes to confront Mr. Ghost Lamp, Dazai will definitely suffer.

No reason, after all, the ghost lamp is the first ghost in hell, or a big boss who has lived for thousands of years and has seen countless people's sinister and in charge of the afterlife.

Anyone who sees Ghost Lamp has to kneel, including Ghost Lamp's titular immediate boss, King Yan Mo.

Kunlun tidied up his out-of-shape clothes a little, and sat cross-legged next to the ghost lamp.

He said, "The next thing I want to introduce to you is my love, Osamu Dazai."

"The youngest cadre in the history of the former port Mafia, the most powerful worrying teacher in Yokohama, he has mastered the control of people's hearts to the point of proficiency, and because of this, he has a too smart brain and sees too clearly about the world. Before meeting me, he thought Very pessimistic, always wanting to see the world after death, hoping to bid farewell to this oxidized world forever.”

Hearing this, Ghost Lamp tightened his grip on the mace in his hand.

"Supernatural ability is "disqualification in the world", which can cancel other people's supernatural ability, and is the ultimate anti-supernatural ability person. "

Speaking of this, Kunlun smiled at the ghost lamp, "Don't look at his pessimistic thinking. He can become the youngest cadre of Port Mafia. His work ability should not be underestimated. He has achieved nearly [-]% of Port Mafia's performance by himself. Currently I have rehabilitated and turned to righteousness, and I am working hard to work on the side of justice..."

"When we talk about the port Mafia, we have to mention its current boss, Mori Ogai..."

"Officer Ozaki Koyo..."

"Officer Lantang..."

"The cadre Nakahara Chuya..."

"Akutagawa Ryunosuke..."

"My other friend, Sakunosuke Oda, who resigned from Port Mafia..."

"My brother Atsushi Nakajima..."

"The armed detective agency I'm currently working for..."

"Ability organization "combination"..."

"Military police..."

After selling all his relatives, friends, and people he knew and didn't know in one breath, Kunlun finally stopped talking.

Although some of the people he mentioned have foreign household registrations, it doesn't matter, who is the ghost lamp boss, and the man with connections all over the world in hell asks for a talent or two, and no one will not show his face!

Kunlun looked expectantly at the ghost lamp.

Ghost Lamp said slowly, "I wanted to ask just now, the names of these people sound like many of the writers..."

"You're right, they are all parallels in different worlds of those literary figures with the same name as your world."

"So, instead of writing books, all of them have gone into politics, business and gangsters?"

"That's right. Although I haven't written a book, my ability is still beyond the existence of ordinary people!"

"The most important thing is," Kunlun added, "these people are not much different in age, and they will die one after another in a few decades, and many of them have a lot of sins, so few of them should be qualified to go to heaven, Mr. Ghost Lantern. Time should wait."

Ghost Lamp squeezed his chin, and his expression became more relaxed, "Well, this time you pass the test, when you finish dealing with the affairs of this world, immediately report to hell for me, although you don't have to work until you die, but the work you should undertake still needs to be done. Do more, besides, Xiaobai, Tanggua and Eggplant miss you very much."

After saying this, Ghost Lantern waved his hand and quickly returned to Hell.

Kunlun beckoned behind him, his eyes softened.

"Thank you, Lord Ghost Lantern, for helping me say hello to everyone!"

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The author has something to say:

Kunlun: Watch me kill relatives righteously!

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By the way, I have been watching a stage play for the past two days, and I am fascinated by Lei Shengzai. He really watched it magnificently!

感谢在2022-02-0520:42:30~2022-02-0702:21:32期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!