[Honor of Kings] Bai Liang's Short Story Collection

Millennium Fox X Peerless Wisdom

One-sentence introduction: Zhuge Liang paid a heavy price for his beast ear control.

The cause of the matter is that Liu Bei recently felt that their military adviser was really too lonely.A sorcerer stayed alone in Rongcheng surrounded by strong men, and was forced to eat spicy food... Miserable, too miserable.

He asked Zhuge Liang in a circumstantial manner, if the husband lives alone in the city, does he often feel lonely, and if he wants to find you a fierce one... Ah bah, wild king.

After all, mages like to pair up with wild kings.

In line with the principle of convenience and quickness, Liu Bei introduced his family: Sir, look, we have a lot of fierce men and wild kings here, with rich resources!

For example, the man who runs through the floor, beauties like to find this kind of honest man to live with... Uh, I don't mean that sir, you are a beauty!

(Although everyone likes to praise people with beautiful women now, Liu Bei is keenly aware that Zhuge Liang doesn't like this kind of clay sculpture title.)

For another example, the man with five guns must be very long-lasting, and he is also the king of transplanting rice seedlings—hey, I remember that you used to do this in your hometown, sir, and cultivated it yourself, so there should be a common language!

In the end, Mr. Liu mentioned himself by the way, slightly shy: What, I have strengthened recently, and I am also very strong in the wild...

Zhuge Liang looked at his boss inexplicably, wondering what kind of nerves he was having.

"Have you changed your career to be a pimp?" The genius military division erected his mechanical fan, covering most of his face, only showing a pair of reserved and arrogant eyes, "If you think you have nothing to do, let me remind you—your son is dismantling home."

Liu Bei looked back and was shocked. Not only was the house demolished, it was almost gone, so he left in a hurry and ran all the way.

"Damn it, I shouldn't have picked you up from the trash can!"

After teaching the brat, Liu Bei didn't give up the idea, and was still thinking about pimping Zhuge Liang... Bah, it's La Lang's match.

"Xiao Liangliang must be shy." He analyzed with reason and evidence, "These people who like to play tactics are more duplicity."

Second Brother Guan asked, "How do you say it?"

"For example, he used to emphasize to me time and time again that he is not a fortune teller," Liu Bei rested his chin, "but he accurately calculated the date of my encounter."

"Brother is right." Zhang Fei nodded very convinced.

"Mages are relatively thin-skinned. It must be because I said it too directly." Boss Liu thought about it seriously, "It seems that I should go around a bit and ask Mr. what type he likes first."

Of course, Zhuge Liang must have been alerted to this, and Liu Bei thought that he could no longer ask, and had to find someone else to inquire about it, and it had to be less noticeable.

……

Zhuge Liang looked at Liu Chan who was playing with Lego toys with great interest, and was slightly surprised: "When did you regain your childlike innocence?"

The little overlord of Rongcheng, who has been around since childhood, sighed pretentiously: "I can't help it, I'm chasing a girl...she likes to do this. It's strange, people are so petite and cute, but they like big robots, hey , I really don't understand girls!"

"……Fine."

Liu Chan blinked and asked, "Teacher, what about you? Do you have a favorite type?"

"Even if I like it, I wouldn't think of robbing women like you." Zhuge Liang replied absent-mindedly. He did think of something, and a slight light flashed in his eyes.

The bear kid muttered: "I didn't really try to plunder!"

Liu Chan racked his brains to save the country with some curves, but he was still inferior to Zhuge Liang's ability to go around in circles.

Until Ma Chao was ordered to take him home, he still failed to get a clear answer from Zhuge Liang, and struggled under the command of General Hussar without giving up: "Teacher, tell me, maybe everyone can help you find it? "

Zhuge Liang frowned slightly, and after a while he said, "The last time I went to the Western Regions, when I passed by the canyon, I found a—"

He blushed slightly and covered his face with the fan again.

"It has furry ears and is very cute, um, it must be a broad-eared fox." He thought about it for a while, "What's his name? Li..."

Liu Chan expressed his sudden realization and gave Ma Chao a look.

"Okay sir, goodbye sir!" The two quickly withdrew.

Zhuge Liang's voice came from afar: "Wait, I'll just say it casually, don't mess around—"

"It turns out that the teacher is a plush fan, and he also likes animal ears!" Liu Chan imitated his father's appearance, resting his chin and making a deep expression, "It's really unexpected."

"It's cute." Ma Chao said succinctly.

Liu Chan didn't know who he was referring to by being cute, so he simply skipped it and continued: "Anyway, it's time for everyone to act!"

The macho men of the Shu Kingdom are very strong in action.

On the second day after Zhuge Liang accidentally leaked his words, Zhang Fei came to the door with a fox and knocked on the door loudly: "Sir, I caught the fox for you!"

The door opened.

Zhuge Liang stared dumbfounded at the evil and wild fox of a thousand years in front of him, who was winking at him enthusiastically. His purple fur was shiny and shiny, and the ears on the top of his head were shaking, as if he was saying hello.

Ah, isn't this the fox he imagined? !

"Ah, isn't it?" Zhang Fei scratched his head, "Aren't these all foxes?"

"No, there's a big difference..."

First of all, the body shape is very different!The species are completely different, right? !

Zhuge Liang struggled endlessly: "Oh, general, what I want is the broad-eared fox, this one is the patriarch of Qingqiu!"

Zhang Fei looked at Li Bai suspiciously: "But, when I saw him on the road, this Mr. Li said that he looks very familiar with you..."

"Are you familiar?" Zhuge Liang's face immediately turned cold, and he looked at Li Bai lightly.

The thousand-year-old fox raised his chin, his peach blossom eyes gleamed with affection, and he exuded crazily charm: "Oh, A Liang, don't pay attention to the details so much, you see Li Yuanfang's surname is Li, and I'm also surnamed Li—you're looking for him , it’s the same for me!”

Zhang Fei saw that the two of them were sticking together, and in a blink of an eye, the dry wood was on fire, and it was on the verge of breaking out.Although he didn't quite understand what went wrong, he had a premonition that it was not suitable for him to intervene in this place.

He clasped his fists to the two of them: I'll sneak up first, and you guys talk slowly... about feelings, talk slowly!

Zhuge Liang didn't bother to explain to Zhang Fei, he frowned at the fox in front of him, and angrily pointed at him: "What's the same, are you cute? Are your ears as big, soft, and furry as Yuanfang's?"

Li Bai put his hands together, put his arms around his waist and supported the little mage up, his purple eyes narrowed slightly, full of smiles: "Don't say that, my ears feel very good, do you want to try it?"

Being hugged by him, Zhuge Liang had to wrap his legs around his waist, very vigilant: "I met you before, and you never touched me..."

"The present is different from the past," Li Bai said slowly, "now there are no outsiders."

What does it matter?

Zhuge Liang was still a little puzzled, but looking at the dangling ear in front of his eyes, he couldn't control it. He stretched out his hand eagerly, and touched it carefully. Seeing that Li Bai did not resist, he touched it with confidence and rubbed it in his palm. Knead again.

"Of course it has something to do with it." Li Bai said slowly, "The ears of foxes are more sensitive. Look, they stand up when touched—"

Zhuge Liang lowered his head slightly in confusion, just as he met his smiling eyes, his expression suddenly changed.

It's not just the ears that stand up? !

The little fox is also leaning against him energetically!

When Liu Bei visited his "fortune teller" again, he found that he was hiding himself in the bed and refused to come out.As if he had been wronged, he shyly refused to see anyone.

"Could it be that you are not satisfied?" Liu Bei touched his chin and asked tentatively, "How about we change another one? Do you have another favorite object, sir?"

Zhuge Liang bit the corner of the quilt angrily, thought hard for a while, and a furry figure really appeared in his mind.

"That time, I also saw an assassin in the wild area, not only had animal ears, but also a thick and long tail..." When he said this, his eyes were faintly shining, and he swallowed quietly.

"Looks like a wolf boy."

Liu Bei gave a thumbs up: "Sir, you have good eyesight, the physical strength of canines is exhausted!"

Zhuge Liang lowered his head and buried his face in the pillow, his voice was soft: "I didn't mean that..."

But Liu Bei didn't care what he meant, so he excitedly asked him again.

A few days later, Guan Yu came riding on horseback with a knife in hand, and his loud voice pierced through the door: "Sir, I caught you!"

how so fast?

Zhuge Liang opened the door half-believingly, his expression froze.

"I didn't find a wolf, but a fox is about the same, right?" Guan Erye explained with a blushing face, "They're all canines... That's what my brother said!"

Zhuge Liang sent Guan Yu away, and then turned around slowly.

"Why is it still you?"

The fox blinked innocently: "Then what, the general said he was looking for an assassin with animal ears, I thought this is me..."

"Then there is a tail!" Zhuge Liang was slightly annoyed.

"Of course I have a tail!" Li Bai answered without hesitation.

The so-called thousand-year-old fox, of course, has cultivated nine tails, but it is too inconvenient to release it normally.While explaining in a serious manner, he revealed the tail behind him, and suddenly nine big furry tails scattered fluffy in the air.

Each one is thick and long, and the hair is still very soft.

No matter how angry Zhuge Liang was in his heart, his heart skipped a beat when he saw it, and he hesitated to speak: "Your tail... can you touch it?"

"Not only can you touch it, but you can also hold it as a pillow." Li Bai generously grabbed one and stuffed it into his hand, then blinked, "Is the little mage still satisfied?"

Zhuge Liang was distracted: "But, but...you are buying and selling by force!"

The tail suddenly wrapped around his waist and pushed him onto the bed. The fox rolled over and pressed him up, holding his hand, and touched the other tail that he had brought to the door.

"Ah Liang, if you are satisfied, then it's my turn to satisfy you."

This old and cunning fox not only buys and sells by force, but also rapes him!

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The author has something to say:

Note 1: (in the game) Can Guan Yu or Zhang Fei beat Li Bai?Just kidding, of course I took the initiative to deliver the goods to my door!

Note 2: Although everyone usually calls Li Yuanfang a little mouse, but I saw someone say that he is actually a broad-eared fox (if there is a mistake, it will be regarded as a private setting of this article...

PS: It is said that there is no one in Chengdu, no one to rely on, and there is a lack of one in thousands of miles, but there are still many macho fighters in the Shu Kingdom in the game (Yuanmu, don’t care