[Honor of Kings] Bai Liang's Short Story Collection

White Bright Sun No. [-], brainless jokes

One-sentence introduction: Stealing pigs is not successful, and the goods are delivered to your door.

One day, on a whim, Li Bai visited the canyon. He had heard that pig thieves often appeared in the wild area recently. Unexpectedly, he was really caught.

Beautiful blue crystals surround the three members of the wild boar family, blingbilling and shining, dimly reflecting each other's faces.

A pair of water-like clear eyes, curved eyebrows like willows, and she looks quite good-looking.

Li Bai glanced at it, and with a firm mind, he drew his sword and drew a circle on the ground.

"Stole my pig and want to run away?"

A stroke of magic encircled Zhuge Liang completely, and the electric light made his face turn slightly pale.

He hesitated for a moment, weighing the difference in strength between the enemy and himself, and finally held the displacement skill in his hand, and did not step on the circle to escape.

"Well, the price of pork has increased recently..." Zhuge Liang avoided the other party's burning gaze and turned his head to look at the sky.The thin pink lips were pursed tightly, and her stomach grunted at the right time.

Li Bai: "..."

He was almost shaken, if he hadn't seen that Zhuge Liang still stuffed half of Papa Lan's horn in his pocket, and the little pig's family of three was trembling by the wall.

——That is also from his Blue Zone!

This mage is really hateful, it's not enough to steal his mana, but also to steal his pig!

Sure enough, it was still discovered?

Zhuge Liang was heartbroken, and quickly stuffed the little half of Papa Lan into his mouth, his cheeks were bulging, making Li Bai howl in anger, and rushed to grab his collar.

"You spit it out!"

"Um..."

Zhuge Liang covered his mouth tightly, Li Bai forcefully opened his hand, pressed it up, and used his tongue to pry open his teeth.

But it was still a step too late.

Zhuge Liang chewed and swallowed quickly, without giving him a bite.As soon as he finished eating, there was a blue halo under his feet, inlaid with glowing blue crystals, which matched his blue and white outfit very well.

However, Li Bai's clean and tidy clothes were now ripped crookedly by Li Bai, and more than half of his belt was loose. His lip was directly bitten hard, and the teeth marks were still on it, and there was some blood. Because of the pain, There is also a little mist on the eyelashes.

It's worth it to eat a blue papa.While thinking, Zhuge Liang rubbed his lips, hurriedly straightened his clothes, and tugged on his belt, signaling Li Bai not to hold it so tightly.

Li Bai stared at him for a while, then unconsciously let go.

Looking at Zhuge Liang's appearance, it seems that he was bullied by him... But the fact is just the opposite, it is clear that this guy broke into his wild area swaggeringly, stealing food and pretending that nothing happened!

Li Bai muttered in his heart, very dissatisfied, and was about to take him back, and then consider how to deal with it, when he turned his head, he saw Di Renjie and Li Yuanfang squatting in the grass behind the red pit and looking at them, dumbfounded.

The two of them were supposed to be on patrol.

"You—you—"

Di Renjie covered his heart in pain: "In broad daylight, the world is bright and bright, and it's unbelievable to play field battles here!"

Li Yuanfang covered his big eyes and peeked through his fingers, full of curiosity: "Master Di, Lord Li Bai, what is a field battle?"

Li Bai: "..."

Grass, it's not what you imagined!

……

After listening to the explanation, Di Renjie walked around Zhuge Liang a few times in doubt, looking him up and down.

The famous military adviser came to steal the pig himself?It doesn't make sense.In the past, Agudo, the king of the mountain, was sent to sweep the wild area with her beloved Qiuqiu...

Although Qiuqiu looks like an ordinary big pyrene bear, once he enters the canyon, he becomes gluttonous. Wherever he passes, there is not a blade of grass left, which makes countless junglers cry bitterly. , even the speed of eating wild monsters is not as fast as it.

Stealing pigs can be done by professional pig thieves. What is Zhuge Liang doing here?

Among them, there must be something strange.

Di Renjie nodded deeply, resting his chin.

The drunkard's intention is not to drink, it must be to attract Li Bai's attention!

Let's look at Li Bai again, catching the pig thief and gnawing his mouth like that... These two must be playing the domineering jungler and the escaped mage's little wife!

Di Renjie thought it over.

He patted Li Bai on the shoulder and said, "Since the pig is still—"

"But my blue is gone!" Li Bai couldn't help interrupting.

"Then treat it as debt repayment. If you take Zhuge Liang back, it will be over. They are all surnamed Zhu, so there is no difference." Di Renjie made the final decision of course, and then waved away people, "Okay, let's go."

Li Bai: "..."

Something seems wrong.

"But, what about my blue?"

Di Renjie looked at Zhuge Liang's feet: "Isn't it there? He ate you a mana, you go to the river to get a wave of his troops, it's not a loss."

Zhuge Liang coughed slightly, and seemed to have no objection.

"Lord Li Bai, let me help you!"

Li Yuanfang saw him frozen in place, quickly tied up Zhuge Liang and pushed him into Li Bai's arms.

Li Bai was unprepared, he staggered and hit his chin, which hurt a little, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to catch him.

Most of the beauties in the canyon are mages... No, it should be said that most of the mages in the canyon are beauties.

Although Zhuge Liang is not a beautiful woman, but his skin is fair, his face is as tender as if he was in his early twenties, and his water is fresh, not a beautiful woman is better than a beautiful woman.

The waist is also very thin, full of grip.Li Bai held it in his arms and touched it. It felt very good and soft.So thin, it really is because I eat too little meat.

He lowered his head and met Zhuge Liang's eyes. The latter quickly lowered his head and drooped his thick eyelashes, carefully pinching the belt that he hadn't fastened yet.

"What do you want to do……"

Li Bai thrust his sword into the ground and fought it out: "I'm going to be a bully who robs civilian men today! You delivered the goods yourself, so don't blame me for being cruel!"

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The author has something to say:

The liver, the liver is not moving... that's it

(The saved manuscript is finally gone! I will update it later if I have inspiration!)