[Honor of Kings] Bai Liang's Short Story Collection

White Bright Day [-], Pretending to be a Soft Girl, Diaoyewang

One-sentence introduction: Zhuge Liang caught a... Sea King.

Zhuge Liang angrily put down the phone.The roommates looked at his face and knew it in their hearts.

Are you solo again?

Did you get the mvp again?It's still the loser, so go back to the head of the effort bureau, isn't the elo high again?Isn't this just adding difficulty to yourself?

"What's the use of having such a high score?" Zhou Yu passed by with a drink, patted him on the shoulder, and said earnestly, "Pushing towers is the most important thing. In the game, I only have towers in my eyes."

Is it because he doesn't want to push the tower?Is it because the shooter is not strong enough?

Zhuge Liang turned a deaf ear and poured water for himself.

Sima Yi next door sat on the edge of the bed and gnawed watermelon, talking eloquently: "I told you that you take a Guiguzi to double row with me, and the middle assistant takes off directly. Why isn't it much easier than your single row?"

Zhuge Liang didn't even give him a look: "Then why don't you play support?"

It is impossible for an arrogant mid-core player to assist, not even for a lifetime.

Sima Yi snorted and continued to eat melons.

There is no way, the few people in the dormitory, except Yuan Ge who is often forced to play the side lane, are all loyal mid laners, and it is difficult to form a team to help each other.

- It shouldn't be!

Look at other people's mage sisters, they can always hug the jungler's thigh to score points... It makes no sense for an excellent magic stab player to be buried in the king's low-star game.

Zhou Yu thumped his palms and had a flash of inspiration: "Why don't you change the gender label and pretend to be a soft girl to catch a wild king and take you in a double row?"

Zhuge Liang: "..."

And this kind of operation?

He was slightly startled, this is too humiliating!

However, one must know how to be flexible.

Zhuge Liang understood this truth quite well, and put it into action without saying a word.

First change the information, put on the pink peach blossom profile picture, and then change the commonly used hero into the profile picture of three soft girls, little Qiao Daji and grandson Bin... Uh, it seems that something strange has been mixed in, forget it, it's not important... Then, he pondered So, should I change to a sweet screen name?

The roommates joined in the fun and came up with ideas: "It's better to make Yaoyao tired, there must be a wild king who will take the initiative to let you ride."

"No, what if you don't catch Ueno King and destroy the mentality of your teammates first? Can you be more reliable?"

……

Zhuge Liang rubbed his temples: "Wouldn't it be more convenient to ask a girl directly?"

As he spoke, he found Agudo from WeChat and sent her a message.

The roommates were shocked together: "What, Agudo is a girl?!"

"...Ah, why not?"

Just as he was talking, Zhuge Liang quickly received a reply from the girl, with a cool emoji of a soldier smoking a cigarette: "What's yours is mine."

When this sentence reached the eyes of the mage player, it automatically became "Your (wild king) blue is my blue." His eyes lit up, and he accepted it happily: "This is not bad."

Sima Yi pondered: "Why do you think it's weird..."

Yuan Ge also held his chin: "Could the intention be too obvious?"

Zhou Yu patted the table, plausibly saying: "It's only natural for an assassin to give blue to the mage's sister. I advise you not to be ignorant of compliments."

"Mage Sister" Zhuge Liang: "..."

He played the game calmly.

Wild kings were not so easy to find, and this did not match them with any strong junglers. The shooter was forced to take out Li Yuanfang, and replaced them with punishment to enter the jungle.

Then, Zhuge Liang discovered that the assassin on the opposite side seemed a bit powerful.

The little fox, the maid he manipulated, was writhing on high heels in the middle of the road, facing the spirit flat A of the river. Cut her a few swords.

In the early stage, the damage of both sides was not enough. Xiao Daji lost more than half of his blood line, and he could barely escape, but there was an assistant Yaoyao on the opposite side, who floated over slowly with a skill and knocked her twice, and was calmly accepted by the wild king head.

After the fourth level, it will be even more annoying. A few can't be selected and added real shields to jump over the tower without damage. Chance.But his teammates were not so clever. He was caught several times, and the two sides collapsed quickly, and it didn't take long to come to the touching part of defending the home.

Passers-by teammates hugged each other and cried, and sighed: Look at other people's junglers!

The broad-eared fox squatted next to the crystal, drooping a pair of big furry ears, and was also very frustrated: "I really don't know how to play wild! I can only play stand-up shooter 155551..."

Zhuge Liang is still looking for opportunities. The equipped little fox does a lot of damage, but it is a small crispy skin with no displacement. There is not much room for maneuvering, let alone the wild king on the opposite side who is connected with a pendant. There is no suspense in two-on-one.

After staying for 15 minutes, the game was over. When he took out Daji, he was not pursuing victory, so he didn't feel too uncomfortable. He left the game and sent an invitation to the opposing jungler without hesitation.

Zhuge Liang was ready to be rejected, and while waiting, he clicked on the opponent's profile to check the record.Sure enough, he didn't miss it. This person's ID is "Put the Wine to the Sky", and his profile picture is a Q version of blue buff. He looks like a professional jungler at first glance.There is a long list of MVP records hanging on it, and they are still in a single row. The winning rate of the season is nearly 80.00%, which can be called crushing.

Being able to fly stably in a single row in the fish pond game should be considered a qualified wild king, right?

Thinking of this, the little red light in the room lit up, Zhuge Liang hurriedly switched the interface back to the team room, and the extra profile picture was the blue buff in the information that was just opened.

"Is this all right?" Zhou Yu stared at the screen for a long time, shocked, "You haven't started fishing yet, and he took the bait? Do all the wild kings like Daji so much now?"

The old god Sima Yi is here: "Maybe this is the willingness to take the bait? One is willing to hit, the other is willing to suffer—"

Before he finished speaking, Zhou Yu slapped him away: "Go and learn Chinese well before speaking."

Zhuge Liang scratched his cheek: "Maybe it's all fox skin, he thinks it's kind to me."

Zhou Yu: "..."

Zhuge Liang started typing.

What’s yours is mine: Brother Li Bai is amazing!Can you take me with you*(^o^)/*

Zhou Yu: "..."

Sima Yi: "."

Oh wow.

Yuan Ge was in awe: "Brother is awesome!"

Drink to the sky: You are also very good (ω)(._.`)

What’s yours is mine: no, no, it’s been almost a night since I lost, and I’m autistic...o(╥﹏╥)o

Take the wine to the sky: Don't be afraid, brother will take you to fly (｀)

Take the wine to the blue sky: You can go to glory tonight!

What's yours is mine: o(*////▽////*)/

The roommates fell into a devastating silence.

Maybe, this is the general script of the Overbearing Wild King Qiao Mage...

Zhuge Liang never looked at them again.

After starting the duo, he gained more than ten stars in a winning streak all the way. He stepped on the blue buff from beginning to end without stopping. Seeing that the anti-addiction time was up, he said goodbye to the other party with unsatisfied intentions.

Ye Wang said regretfully: Hey, time has passed so fast, the one who promised to take you to Glory was only half hit.

Zhuge Liang didn't change his expression, skillfully used the soft girl's coquettish tone, got the other party's WeChat account, and made an appointment for the next time.

He cautiously checked his circle of friends records, and it was visible in the last three months, no photos, no location... It's safe, there should be no problem!

The friend request was sent out, and it was approved by the other party almost instantly.

Things are going so smoothly, and the roommates can't help but feel a little worried when they see it: this dog assassin often picks up beautiful girls, maybe he will send a selfie while chatting.

It is impossible for Ye Wang to give away stars for nothing, he must have ulterior motives!

Sima Yi started to come up with bad ideas: "It's better to let Zhou Yu, the little fan girl, borrow one to make do with it."

Zhou Yu looked sideways: "Then why not let your righteous sister—"

Zhuge Liang raised his head suddenly, waved to Yuange, and asked kindly, "Hey, let me use your puppet."

Yuan Ge: "...OK."

Zhuge Liang picked up his mobile phone and took a profile photo of the doll-dressed puppet still holding a pipa and half-hidden his face, and sent it to Ye Wang.

Yuan Ge likes to put eyeshadow on his puppet, the corners of his eyes are red. Zhuge Liang has planned to show half of his face on purpose, without focus, faintly visible, and not clear. crying...

He will definitely win the pity of the wild king, he thought confidently.

As a result, Ye Wang's attention was a little off: Hey, the background looks familiar, this dormitory of yours... Are you also from R University?

Zhuge Liang was silent here, Zhou Yu poked his head to look at their chat records, and turned pale with shock: "He wants to develop an offline relationship with you! The progress is too fast, even cpdd, online dating, etc. Don't you take a detour?"

Sima Yi expressed his amazement at this: "He can be in heat with a twisted doll, this guy is too impatient... He must be ugly in reality, sober up, don't be fooled."

He thought, although Zhuge Liang is a man, he is still a good-looking candidate for the school grass, what if the other party is hungry!

Yuan Ge said angrily, "Where is this wild king? If he is so proficient, he is definitely the king of the sea!"

The other two nodded in agreement.

And Zhuge Liang was still wandering in the sky, hesitating whether to answer the other party's question about the professional class.They belong to the profession of technical geeks, and there are not many girls at all, so it is too easy to fall off the horse.

--And you?

Girls are always reserved, he thought about it, and threw the question back without any psychological burden.

There was silence on the screen for a while, and the opposite side said slightly shyly: Actually, you should know me.

Zhuge Liang:?

The roommates were also shocked:? ?Who, so confident!

Take the wine to the blue sky: I am Li Bai.

……

"Shall we meet?" Li Bai asked again.

There was silence in the dormitory.

Li Bai from the Faculty of Arts is well-known in the entire R metropolis. It is said that relying on his superb jungle skills, he has attracted a large group of fans.

This guy never refused to come, and diligently brought the girls to the king one by one, and then waved his hands without leaving a cloud.

Zhuge Liang gradually calmed down, squeezed the phone tightly slightly in a daze, and said in his heart, it's incredible, it's really Neptune.

It's a bad start, he sighed, and finally decided to politely refuse, and then went to find another target.

"...Forget it, I'm a little shy."

But Li Bai said, it doesn't matter, didn't you say that it is inconvenient to speak in the dormitory?Duo requires cooperation, face-to-face communication is more efficient, you just pick a time.

Sounds like a plausible reason.

Zhuge Liang was at a loss, bit his lip and thought for a while, reluctantly pulled him into the blacklist, and turned off the phone.

"I'll go solo." He recovered his expressionless face.

"Sister Zhuge" came out of the mountain for only one night, and declared that the Diaoye King plan was bankrupt, and hid herself in the quilt evasively, and went to sleep.

Everyone also dispersed.

Zhou Yu sighed, but vaguely felt that the matter was not over yet.

...A week later, "Sea King" followed the WeChat ID and came to the door.

As soon as Zhuge Liang left the dormitory, he was blocked by the wall by Li Bai. Seeing him take out his mobile phone, he said solemnly: "I asked around and found out that there is someone I know..."

Zhuge Liang glanced over and was startled: No way, Agudo, when did you get listed by Li Bai!

He was ashamed and angry, and glared at Li Bai: You don't even let the little girl go!

Li Bai smiled, stretched out his hand and pinched his cheek with an affectionate tone.

"What are you talking about, you are the only fish in my net."

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