[Honor of Kings] Bai Liang's Short Story Collection

One-sentence introduction: Wild animals cannot be eaten, but they can be eaten.

Zhuge Liang was on his way home from get off work when he saw his ex-boyfriend sitting on the side of the road crying sadly, feeling strange.

"What happened to you?"

The fox curled up his tail and tied it in a knot, and his face was also very tangled: "I was kicked out by the jungler association."

"Why?" Zhuge Liang thought about it, but he had a clue, "Because you didn't wear a mask?"

He said it shouldn't be, at worst, you should come online to eat more soldiers.

Li Bai showed a slightly humiliated expression: "No, they said to stay away from wild animals..."

Zhuge Liang: "..."

Can you change your skin? !

The fox flicked his tail coquettishly and said no!This is a symbol of my technique.

"Where's the schoolbag?"

"Shorts are too cold this season."

"Isn't it too hot to wear such thick hair..." Zhuge Liang complained.

Li Bai shook his head and kept secret: "Take it off and put it on, it's very useful."

Zhuge Liang's mind was buzzing with alarms, feeling that he was sexually harassed by his ex-boyfriend, he decided to leave immediately, but the homeless fox walked slowly behind him, unable to get rid of him no matter what.

As he walked, he turned his head, occasionally meeting those deep and melancholy purple eyes, and couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

How did they break up?Speaking of it, the development of the script is similar to that of most couples, with disagreements, conflicting tempers, and more and more problems... In the final analysis, it is the basic contradiction that the wild core and the central core system cannot coexist.

As the saying goes, talking about feelings hurts money, and talking about money hurts feelings. The economy is so much that it can't be divided.

Li Bai put on his fancy white bird skin countless times to try to get Zhuge Liang to change into a hero to fly with him. After being flatly rejected, it was very sad for a while, and then I never saw him use it again.Later, he started to line up alone, dressed in fox fur, running rampant in the field, rustling and making the little squishies change their colors...

"Go back, I'm very busy." Zhuge Liang finally said, "There are still many things in the company, and I have to catch up all night."

"Oh." Li Bai answered absent-mindedly, obviously not listening.

Zhuge Liang said again: "And there is no place for you to sleep."

"It doesn't matter, as long as there is space available." Li Bai also replied casually, "I've said it all, it's very convenient to take off this clothes."

Zhuge Liang heard a chill on the back of his neck and was furious: "I allow you to take it off casually?"

"I allow you to take it off as you like." Li Bai said immediately.

"..."

He can't say no to him!

After entering the house, Zhuge Liang immediately rummaged through the box to find the treasured disinfectant, alcohol, etc., and sprayed it on Li Bai.

The latter cooperated obediently, but the fox's nose was too sensitive. He sniffed the smell left on his sleeve and couldn't help sneezing, which caused Zhuge Liang to treat him very nervously. He almost pushed him into the bathtub for an hour on the spot. 75° alcohol bath.

Li Bai protested that if he was drunk, there was no guarantee of what would happen, so he asked the owner to stop.

Zhuge Liang was dubious: "Didn't you claim that a thousand cups will never pour?"

The old man Li Bai laughed on the ground: "That's too exaggerated. It's just because you pour a glass every time, so you don't know what happens next."

What else could happen, isn't it just getting drunk, Zhuge Liang blushed, put the things back in the box, turned and went into the study.

He buried himself in his work and ignored that old fox who was talking nonsense.But the excuses are not made up. Recently, there are many things, there is a shortage of supplies, and there is not enough manpower. The immediate boss is also worried.

Zhuge Liang ignored Li Bai, Li Baian took a break for a while, and then came to harass him again.

"I'm boring."

"There's a TV in the living room."

"The entertainment program has been cancelled, and now it's all about the news. There's nothing to watch."

"Then go play games and take your sister!" Zhuge Liang couldn't bear it anymore and glared.

Fox looked out the window: "I'm suspended..."

It's a perfect reason, as expected of Li Bai.

Zhuge Liang was amazed, and suddenly found that the other party was pressing the plum blossom seal on his desk with the fox's paw. ..."

The fox nimbly jumped onto the chair next door, swayed his tail and sang, "Come on, be happy—"

Zhuge Liang threw a mouse over and stopped his arrogant singing.

When there are more people in the family, many things are different.

For example, it is necessary to consider whether there is enough food reserves at home, daily necessities, especially washing, etc., and an extra copy should be prepared.Then there is habit.

Most of the time, Li Bai directly turned into a fox, so he saved the table and chopsticks, just give him a special basin to fill it up, but when he passed behind Zhuge Liang, he always liked to sweep his tail with his tail.It may be to attract his attention, but for Zhuge Liang who is used to living alone, it is quite scary.

After a busy day, Zhuge Liang was exhausted physically and mentally. He really didn't have time to deal with his ex-boyfriend's problems. He planned to take a hot bath to relax before going to bed.

...I saw the fox push the door open, his light figure and steps were reflected in the scattered water vapor, and he jumped into the bathtub with small steps.

With a plop, the heavy fox splashed countless water splashes and foam, and the nine tails that were not immersed in the water fluffed out above the air, almost pressing onto Zhuge Liang's face, helping him to sweep away a lot of water droplets.

Zhuge Liang was dumbfounded: "You...I...don't you see that I'm taking a bath?"

Li Bai got his head out of the water and spit out bubbles: "I want to wash too."

"What did you do when you were idle for so long?"

"I don't understand how you got this water heater." He was confident.

Li Bai quickly adjusted his position, and sat comfortably and relaxed opposite Zhuge Liang, unconsciously making the other party feel extremely stressed.

Zhuge Liang looked at his peacock-like tail, and swallowed: "I can't wash you like this."

"Let's soak for a while." Li Bai said understandingly, "Aren't you tired? You are so busy, I don't think you have eaten much."

Zhuge Liang thought in his heart, I can't relax just because you are here...

But if you say it, it seems to be a sign of weakness, and it is quite embarrassing in terms of the former status.What if Li Bai shamelessly asked "Have you not been relieved recently", or "Would you like me to help" or even go further... He can completely imagine the other party The way he said it with a smirk.

Soaked in hot water, he still shivered.

The fox lay on the edge of the bathtub, happily playing with bubbles, making a lot of splashes, while Zhuge Liang sat on the other side and gradually fell asleep.The consequence of trying to make himself ignore Li Bai's existence was that he leaned against the wall of the pool and fell asleep.The water vapor made his cheeks flush, and his closed eyelashes were covered with mist.

Before the water temperature became cold, Li Bai found that he was asleep. He crossed the water and touched his face with the tip of his nose.

The fox stared at it for a while, stretched out his tongue and licked his flushed cheek, which was wet, and couldn't help but took another bite, holding his slightly pursed red lips.

……call……

When Zhuge Liang regained consciousness, it took him a long time to realize his previous mistake.At this moment, he found himself lying on the bed, his body had become dry, but the ends of his hair were still a little wet, probably because Li Bai secretly changed back into a human form to help him deal with the mess.

(Omit the part about taking advantage of others.)

He was slept by Li Bai.

This is not a problem, but this time he was slept with the body of a fox by his ex-boyfriend Li Bai.This is the big problem.

Zhuge Liang woke up and sat on the bed in a daze.

Finally, Li Bai, who was willing to take off the fox fur, stretched out his arms and hugged him from behind, rubbed his fingertips on the surface of his mottled skin, and said with incomparable intimacy, "I've already slept, you won't go back on your word, will you?"

Zhuge Liang turned his head, the redness in the corners of his eyes had not faded, and he glared at him angrily, then opened the information page in the phone and showed it to him.

"Our company has issued a notice that contact with wild animals is prohibited!"

This is no ordinary contact, it's all so intimate...

Beep, another text message came in.

Liu Bei asked everyone: Don't you eat wild game these days?

Zhuge Liang: ...Does it count if you are eaten by wild game?

Liu Bei:? ? ? Σ(°△°|||)︴

Zhuge Liang lowered his head and covered his face: "That's it, I will be quarantined too."

"..." Li Bai.

"Isolate yourself at home?" He asked tangledly.

"Well, just stay at home, they will send someone to bring food." Zhuge Liang said with a sigh.

"how long?"

"Two weeks."

Li Bai was silent for a while, and said, "So, if I understand correctly, you and I will stay indoors for the next two weeks...?"

Zhuge Liang was a little nervous: "What do you want to do?"

Since we can't go out, of course we have to do some fun things together.Li Bai turned over and sat up, and said righteously: "Let me first check whether the cover is enough."

Zhuge Liang's expression changed slightly: "You didn't wear a condom last night?!"

"That, I didn't need it at the time..." Li Bai seemed distressed, "The size doesn't match at all."

That's right, it is.

Zhuge Liang is deeply saddened...

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PS: The dignity of a jungler, a fox is a symbol of a master, Feng Qiuhuang is a professional groomer, Fan Helsing is synonymous with a rookie...(.

Imagine this:

Trapped at home by an irresistible external force, Zhuge Liang was playing games bored, knocking on the public screen: Is there a 1? Is there a 1?

Li Bai hurried over...

Brother Liang: Wait a minute!Put on the mask first (.