[Honor of Kings] Bai Liang's Short Story Collection

Brainless jokes

One-sentence introduction: Handsome Bianmu and his beautiful puppet wife.

Zhuang Zhou had no intention of raising a dog at first.

He already has a Braddor cat, also known as a puppet, with long and fluffy fur, docile and well-behaved, white and soft like a ball of cotton, dotted with a pair of blue eyes, known as the little fairy cat.

Before that, there was another big kun who had been with him for many years, and it was already a thousand-year-old fish.Cats love to eat fish. In order to feed the cat, he built another pond and raised a bunch of small fish.

But out of nature, the puppet still couldn't put it down for the big Kun. If he liked it, he hugged its tail and licked and bit it, leaving a bunch of teeth marks when Zhuang Zhou was sleeping.

Zhuang Zhou was always gentle and rarely taught him a lesson. Every time at this time, he would take the puppet out and put it in the yard, and he would come back after he had exhausted his little energy in the fish pond.

The puppet is actually not stupid. It is already quite a leader among its kind, but its physical fitness is quite poor. It takes half a day to climb a cat climbing frame, and it has never been able to jump through the door in front of the courtyard.

He doesn't like sports very much either. He spends about ten minutes every day splashing water by the fish pond. After playing enough, he lays down on the lawn to bask in the sun, his fluffy hair spread out, almost melting into the green grass.

Finally one day, the beautiful little fairy attracted a border shepherd.

Bian Mu seems to have been wandering outside for a while. His black and white hair has been dyed a chaotic dark brown by dust and muddy water, making him look a little sloppy. If you don't look carefully, it's hard to tell the original appearance.

But he is still full of energy. Although he is not tall among shepherd dogs, he has a bright mind and a light and flexible figure. This courtyard gate is only used to block the dolls, so it can't trouble him at all.

Bian Mu easily jumped into the yard, followed the smell to the fish pond with brisk steps.The water in the fish pond was still a little muddy, because it was stirred up by the puppets, and the tumbling mud and frightened fish swarmed through it, but it had not yet settled.He slapped it down with one paw, grabbed a small crucian carp, and came to the puppet.

The puppet was warmed by the afternoon sun, and turned its head sleepily, looking at the unexpected guest.

Bian Mu leaned over and arched the hair on his chest and abdomen, in exchange for a soft cry.

The lively crucian carp landed and rolled in the grass, quickly attracting the puppet's attention.He stretched out his claws to hold the little fish down, and slowly began to taste the afternoon tea, and then went to look over there for herdsmen.The latter has already occupied the fish pond in an anti-customer manner, plunged into it, and quickly jumped out, took a bite of the fish, and harvested a lot.

But Bian Mu doesn't like to eat fish, just to fill his stomach, he gnawed a few fish casually, spit out the fish tail, and chewed slowly.

The water dripped down the soft and thick short hair on the neck, washing away a little dust, and the whole dog looked energetic, handsome and unrestrained.

The puppet loves to be clean, so he couldn't help leaning over to lick his fur, and carefully licked it clean from the beginning to the end.Bian Mu also enjoyed it very much, with a purring sound in his throat, he stretched out his paw puppet and pressed it on the ground, bowed his head, turned him over, pressed him on the ground and greeted him enthusiastically, and stretched him from neck to abdomen. The long soft fur is licked wet, as if it has just been fished out of the water, and it is paired with a pair of shining blue eyes, which is very cute.

When Zhuang Zhou woke up, he saw his puppet cuddling in other people's arms, like a little lover.

So he sighed: Good luck.

Bian Mu had no master but was quite spiritual, so Zhuang Zhou took him in and stayed at home.In the evening, he re-groomed the border shepherd's hair, cleaned the insects and sterilized bacteria, looked at him and estimated that he was mature, and opened a can of meat for him.

The puppet, which has always been clingy, was a little tasteless, so it rushed over and stretched out its paws, and was held down by Bianmu, and was overthrown with a slight arch.He rolled twice on the ground, got up annoyed, and called out to Bian Mu softly.

Bian Mu also raised his neck and groaned.

The puppet seemed to understand, and carefully took one step, another step, approached him and licked the fur on his neck.

Bianmu patted the can again with his paws, and poured out some beef cubes. The puppet lowered its head and sniffed it. It was a taste he had never tasted before.

The puppet is not yet an adult, Zhuang Zhou usually does not feed him much, but it is the nature of the puppet to be greedy, the initial caution was quickly discarded after confirming that it is non-toxic, and the hair around the mouth is stained with a lot of oily smell .

Bian Mu lowered his head to let him lick it off, mouth to mouth for a long time, almost sticking his tongue in.The puppet was originally a bit of a clean freak, and was attracted by the smell of beef on his tongue, so he got carried away, opened his mouth to grab it and wanted to bite, but instead got entangled, shook his head dizzily and fell to the ground with a plop.

Zhuang Zhou was passing by with a glass of water, and saw a cat and a dog rolling on the ground lovingly, took a sip of water, and walked calmly.

Bian Mu lived comfortably like this for a few days.

He is a quick learner and never violates the boundaries that Zhuang Zhou set for them.He has a lively personality and a lot of exercise. He usually jumps out of the hospital for a stroll, and when he comes back, he brings a four-leaf clover or a freshly bloomed peach blossom to Muppet Xian.

Sometimes the puppet loses his temper, thinking that he smells strange when he goes out all day with flowers and grass on his body, and sometimes he comes back drunk, smelling like alcohol.

drunkard!Pervert, old rascal!Do you have a cat outside?

Angrily, he stretched out his paws to scratch Bian Mu's body, but he was not as strong as him. He was always easily subdued and pressed to the ground, biting each other unconsciously, and then rolling on the ground to play.

Spring is the season of estrus, and Zhuang Zhou was not surprised when he happened to see a foreign border shepherd pressing the domestic puppet in the nest and riding him on a rampage.The puppet stretched its weak claws and occasionally twisted its body, letting out intermittent panting.

The puppet has good endurance, and only scratches him when it hurts, and bites the short hair on Bianmu's neck, and soon makes up again, and is licked from head to tail by Bianmu caressingly.

A few days later, Zhuang Zhou saw a lot of people wandering outside, and asked around holding billboards and small speakers, "Did you see a particularly handsome border collie?"

"His name is Taibai, he is handsome and smart!"

"Taibai is still the champion of the previous dog science and technology competitions! He ran away from home, alas, I don't know where he went... Please help!"

That day, Yao knocked on Zhuang Zhou's door.

"Mr. Zhuang Zhou! Have you seen such a..."

Zhuang Zhou glanced at the picture on the flyer, drank his tea calmly: "No."

"Hey, but teacher, can I borrow your little fairy for a while?"

"Ok?"

"Our brother Taibai has no shortcomings, but he likes to drink and likes little beauties." Yao smiled embarrassedly, "I think we can use this trick to try to lure him out?"

Zhuang Zhou snorted, and continued to drink tea: "The little fairy is in heat recently."

Yao: "Excuse me..."

"Don't force the missing Bianmu." Zhuang Zhouyu said earnestly, "They are so smart, they know exactly what they want."

Yao nodded thoughtfully, and said goodbye: "Thank you, Mr. Zhuang Zhou!"

When Zhuang Zhou returned to the house, Bian Mu had just rolled off the puppet.A cat and a dog separated vigilantly as if they had been caught and raped, and shyly hid under the cat climbing frame.

Zhuang Zhou sighed, he didn't know whether he was happy or worried that his big Kun had finally lost the puppet's favor.

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The author has something to say:

Although it is very ooc but I feel very emotional (.

I don't know why, but such cats and dogs inspired my ()!

Manual [strange xx added. JPG]

PS: Everyone should know the puppet, in case of deviation, the picture of the handsome border shepherd...you can Baidu it by yourself

Very lively and healthy!

(Don’t misunderstand that it’s a German shepherd, the difference is still very big_(:з」∠)_