[Honor of Kings] Bai Liang's Short Story Collection

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The new wild king next door is said to be a pervert.

Rumors flew all over the canyon skies.

According to the descriptions of the mage sisters, this guy doesn’t like to play in the jungle honestly. He always comes to harass him when he passes by. , It looks like an assassin.

When assassins were in power, mages were always particularly weak, and they had to be prepared to be caught off guard and not be able to meet Papa Lan.But who can be the core, who wants to be a tool person?

Hearing that the next door is going to give their concubine to the wild king, the mage camp made a total calculation and decided to pick a few good-looking mage sisters to send over, blow the pillow breeze, and "discuss", how many blue fathers can we change? .

Of course, since the Canyon of Kings appeared, it is not uncommon for the two camps to marry and get married in order to live in harmony with each other.

Although I don't know what taste the wild king likes this time, but the mage is the most popular profession in the entire King's Continent. They are fat, swallows and thin, and each has its own merits. From petite lolita to glamorous royal sister, everything is available, just pick it. , a lot of beauties.

Before the farewell, Zhang Liang considered for a moment, and handed over the matter of the escort to Zhuge Liang, reminding him that this matter is related to the establishment of friendly relations with the Assassin Alliance, so be careful.

Zhuge Liang looked forward and backward, but he didn't think there would be a problem.

The mage sisters looked delicate and weak, but they were all violent, and their force value was astonishing. If someone rushed up to play hooligans recklessly, they would definitely be beaten and blown away.

Although they were sent to marry each other, it was also voluntary. They must have met the wild king by chance in the canyon.

Zhuge Liang thought about it again, even if the wild king is not very talkative, overbearing and stingy to the point of not giving a single blue, it's not a big problem-after all, they can still produce the Holy Grail.

Then, the red and blue soldiers who greeted the relatives came with drums and gongs, and the group set off.

……

Li Bai yawned.

The price of being the No. [-] wild king in the national server is that he was suspended.

Li Bai flipped through the "Canyon Game Records", and found that they were all trivial fights, and he felt a little bored.

He heard that the next door was going to send him some beauties, but he didn't take it seriously. He peeled the iced grape skins for himself, and thought with a snort. Who knows if the skin is a big guy who picks his feet, the advertisements are all moist, how can we believe it.

Li Yuanfang was lying on the table with a pen and drawing circles, while persuading: "Whether it is true or not, you will know when you see it? If you are not satisfied, let the sisters go back."

Li Bai thought for a while, yes, it doesn't hurt to take a look.

Not long after, he heard the sound of the soldiers beating gongs and drums outside the hall. He stuffed a grape into his mouth, and casually raised his hand towards the soldier, motioning for him to lead people in.

Zhuge Liang held the roster and was about to hand it in, but the soldier in red didn't pick it up, bowed respectfully and said, "Your Majesty Ye Wang let you in by yourself."

Oh, what a big shelf.

He tilted his head and thought for a while, then sighed again, forget it, since ancient times, handsome assassins have capital, which is different from the sewers in the sewers of mages like them.

Zhuge Liang put the roster in his arms, and followed the soldier into the bedroom.

Li Bai had just peeled a grape, he was looking up, and met the eyes of the mage in fluttering blue clothes, his eyes were full of surprise.

There really is such a pure and gorgeous beauty in the world!The ancients did not deceive me!

boom--

He heard the sound of heartbeat, tears flowed down the corners of his mouth, he immediately forgot the grapes, ran down the steps patter, and held Zhuge Liang's hand with deep affection: "Come all the way, hard work!" Right? The weather is so hot, let me undress the beauty—”

what?

Zhuge Liang was stunned for a moment, but he didn't react. He just opened his mouth to explain, when he was stuffed with a juicy grape, subconsciously biting it, the sweet juice spread from the tip of his tongue.

Then, he felt an arm around his waist, and he hugged himself in a blink of an eye.

Li Bai didn't think too much, rolled up the big beauty and left, pattering up the steps.

Suddenly, Zhuge Liang was thrown under the red tent, seeing the other party excitedly climbed onto the bed and stretched out his hand to pull off his belt.

"Don't be afraid, it's the first time, I will be very gentle——" Ye Wang saw that he was nervous, and he was also a little nervous, cleared his throat, and tried to keep his tone gentle, "What's the name of the beauty? Haven't seen you in the middle of the season?"

Zhuge Liang was stunned.

Li Bai didn't recognize him, but he definitely knew Li Bai.

After thinking about it, he knew the reason, slightly dejected: "I've been in the sewer for several years, and I haven't had a chance to play, so it's strange to see it."

It's a sad thing to say.

Zhuge Liang recalled that when he first came to the canyon, the apricot blossoms were lightly raining, the scenery was just right, and the young man was handsome and energetic, and he was very happy.He was once a generation of Dharma kings, but he never thought that there would be more and more mechanism monsters, and gradually they could not be seen in the canyon.

If you want to control it or not, rely on Papa Lan, and still eat money, what's the use of bursting damage?Other mages can do more.

Zhuge Liang sighed and turned his head away.

Li Bai was very moved when he heard that, held his hand, and vowed: "From now on, my blue father will be yours."

Just as he was about to get down to business, Li Bai remembered something again, and turned around and shouted: "Hey, who is that!"

Li Yuanfang covered his big eyes and popped out a head from behind the table: "See no evil, don't listen to evil——I didn't see anything!"

"I'm not talking about that," he waved his hand, "That's all for today, you go and let the people outside go away."

Li Yuanfang understood and went out with a group of soldiers.

……

Outside the sleeping hall, in the sedan chair.

The beauties of Yingying and Yanyan waited for a long time, waiting for a message: It's nothing to do with you, go home and sleep.

They looked at each other, wide-eyed.

Which little goblin took the lead? !

In the hall, Zhuge Liang's clothes were ripped off like grapes, and the juice was found all over his body, and he swallowed it into his lips and tongue.

"wait--"

This is not what he imagined!

Didn't he come to escort the beauty? Why did he fall asleep as a beauty!

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