Not a Taoist priest, but Jianchun

On the big bed in the bedroom, Qi Youyu was snoring on his stomach, a strand of long hair still tangled between his fingers.The long-haired owner is sitting on the futon next to the bed and meditating. His expression is relaxed and natural, and his breath is long. It seems that he has been destined for a long time.

The only light source in the bedroom is the moonlight shining in from the window, which makes the whole bedroom dyed with quiet and deserted light, and the whole room quietly forms a world of its own.

Qi Youyu felt very tired after coming back from the outside. He really didn't go out for a long time today, but he had experienced a lot. He was a female ghost, kidnapped and assassinated again. It felt like a long time.

After coming back, he took a shower and lay on the bed, chatted with Brother Yun without a word, secretly wrapped his fingers around Brother Yun's long hair, played with it, and fell asleep not long after.

How could Yun Qingchen not feel it, thinking that he was just curious, and didn't care that he was pulling his hair casually, and finally he fell asleep playing with his hair, Yun Qingchen closed his eyes and meditated quietly beside the bed.

"Om... Om... Om..." The phone on the bedside table, which had been muted, began to vibrate.

At the moment of the vibration, Yun Qingchen suddenly opened his eyes, and his brown eyes locked on the mobile phone next to the bed in an instant. It was Qi Youyu's mobile phone. Did he turn it off or throw it out of the room.Before Yun Qingchen had time to move, Qi Youyu, who had just fallen asleep, stretched out his arms and groped on the bedside table for a while before he got the vibrating mobile phone.

Qi Youyu's sleep has always been light, and he wakes up easily. Even if the vibration of the mobile phone has been turned off and muted, it can pull him out of sleep.

"Hello." Qi Youyu didn't even open his eyes, and his voice was full of sleepiness.

"Xiao Yu, you don't even know what I met on the way home." Chang Hui was on the other end of the phone, and his tone was quite excited.

"Um……."

"You don't know, I crossed the intersection with a green light, and there was a muck truck on the right that ran through the red light without slowing down. I thought I was going to die this time. Did I commit a crime of Tai Sui today?"

"Um……."

"You can't even imagine that my car was pushed out dozens of meters, but it was still intact."

"Um……."

"That muck truck must be overloaded, and the speed is super fast. I almost peed in fear at that time."

"……Ok……."

"You know, I thought I was going to die. I closed my eyes and screamed like a butchered pig. Afterwards, except for the smashed head, everything was fine. The bodyguard and I were fine."

"..."

Chang Hui finished the previous part excitedly, then whispered into the phone in a mysterious tone: "Xiao Yu, you got that little wooden sign, get some more for your buddies, when the big car hits you, The wooden sign warmed in my pocket."

"..."

"Xiao Yu, did the wooden sign save me? When you gave the wooden sign, you just slipped it to me without explaining, and told you to take it with you. Fortunately, I put it in my trousers pocket."

"..."

"Is this good thing given to you by your friend, and I will help you get a few dollars. This is a life-saving thing. I want to get one for my parents, grandparents, and rest assured that my brother will never let you suffer. You are not short of money. Is it? Brothers buy one for 1000 million."

"Huh...huh...." Qi Youyu snorted cheerfully, and the phone had fallen from the palm of his hand and landed on the pillow.

"Xiao Yu, Brother Yu, Boss Yu."

Qi Youyu didn't hear a word on the phone, but Yun Qingchen heard it clearly when she arrived, stretched out her long arm to take the phone from the pillow, and directly pressed the off button.

Returning to the quietness in the bedroom, Yun Qingchen looked at the snoring Qi Youyu who was sleeping for a while, then turned around and meditated seriously.

When Qi Youyu woke up the next day, he could smell the aroma of rice porridge. He tidied himself up and walked to the restaurant in loose home clothes. He saw Brother Yun sitting at the dining table, wondering what he was meditating on.

He went into the kitchen by himself to make porridge for the two of them, and put the side dishes on the table without disturbing Brother Yun who was still thinking. He turned on the TV hanging in the dining room and watched the morning news.

After a while, a car accident was broadcast on the news. There are so many car accidents every day, of course it is not worth it to be on the news.

Qi Youyu looked at it and still felt in his heart that the owner of the car was so lucky that he pretended to be like this, and there were no casualties.

The camera on the TV switched, and the angle of view turned to the front of the muck truck. Half of the white car was already under the muck truck, and it was not seriously deformed. It seemed that the quality of the car was really good, which saved the owner's life.

Qi Youyu fixed his eyes and almost spit out a mouthful of porridge. This... Isn't this the car Chang Hui drove last night? Qi Youyu choked on a mouthful of porridge and coughed repeatedly.

Yun Qingchen came back to his senses, took a cup of boiling water from the side and put it in front of him, "Don't be distracted while eating, you can still choke on the soup."

Qi Youyu pointed at the TV: "Cough...Chang Hui had a car accident."

Yun Qingchen: "Well, he called last night and said he was in a car accident."

Qi Youyu recalled that he had no impression of fantasies at all, did he sleep so deeply?

"Youyu, are you short of money?"

Hearing Brother Yun's question, Qi Youyu was full of question marks, who told Brother Yun that he was short of money.

Yun Qingchen didn't wait for him to answer, waved his hand and directly placed gold ingots on the dining table one by one, piled up into a hill. "Although there are gold bricks, I think 1 gold ingots are larger than one gold brick. Do you think these are enough?"

Seeing that he didn't speak, Yun Qingchen thought that these were not enough: "I still have a lot, but this table can't fit. If it's not enough, your friend said last night that he was willing to pay 1000 million for a wooden sign, and I have Lots of wooden signs."

Qi Youyu's jaw was about to fall off the table. How could he care about Chang Hui who had a car accident now? Looking at the golden ingots piled up on the table, he stammered, "You...why do you have so much gold? I... There is no shortage of money, it is just a joke with friends, you should put it away."

Yun Qingchen's mind was straight, and he didn't think about anything else. Qi Youyu said he didn't need it, so he began to wrap piles into the space: "Well, tell me when you need it. I have this thing. a lot of."

Qi Youyu's black line, every time he was startled by Brother Yun's operation, he picked up a small heavy ingot, round and round the size of a thumb, very cute, "Since you have so much gold, how could you ...um..." Later he wanted to say living on the street, but after thinking about it, it was not right, so he didn't say it.

Yun Qingchen understood this sentence, and he didn't need to say the second part of the sentence: "This thing can't be spent, if you want to use it, you have to find a place to exchange it, and I don't know where to exchange it." The answer was taken for granted, Straightforward.

Qi Youyu: "...." There is nothing to say that he never knew that there are such idiots in life. He actually thought of another metaphor, but it was too vulgar to express it.