the days before i bought the galaxy

As soon as he pressed the transmission button, Warren felt his internal organs go together.This feeling is like being thrown up to a height of [-] meters at once, turning dozens of times irregularly, and then falling hard to the ground.This made him deeply doubt whether the statement that "two humans can be safely transferred" in the instruction manual of the teleporter is correct.

Isn't this machine really there to murder?

vomit……

Fortunately, the pain lasted only a few seconds, and Warren had already fallen into a deep coma.The airship is moving forward on the set repulsion trajectory, and a part will fall off every few seconds, and it will be drawn into an unknown space. When Warren actually arrives at the Mechanical Republic, there will be only one seat left in the entire airship And a lonely tie rod.In a way, it's a miracle he didn't die during the teleportation.

"An earthling?"

"He looks so vulnerable. Still alive?"

"He is still alive. He probably came to look for Lan? The teleporter he used looks familiar..."

"He came to look for Lan?! Oh, my God, you said he is Lan's friend? Where is the life support machine for the people on Earth? I want to rescue him immediately!"

"Don't get excited, Pippi! Haven't you given up yet? Lan has already rejected your courtship."

"Cough... cough cough cough cough..." Warren felt that his lungs were being compressed very badly.

"I'm afraid we don't need a life support machine anymore, he woke up. According to the data in my database, people on Earth should be able to survive in such an environment."

Warren opened his eyes with difficulty.

The first thing that caught my eye was a machine with a very long neck that I couldn't tell what it looked like. This thing was four or five meters high, with a small head and thin neck, an "arm" and six wheels.One of his wheels was pressing on Warren's chest, which was the main cause of Warren's chest discomfort.Warren found that he was still "sitting" on the seat of the airship, but the whole airship miraculously disappeared, and the seat directly lay on the ground.

"Sorry, can you move your wheels a little bit? Can you understand me? You... crushed me. Cough cough... oh..."

"#￥...%￥#%... language switch successfully. Yes, of course I can understand you, I can understand any language that has been recorded! Hello, my name is Pipilong. Excuse me You are..." A machine with a small head and a long neck and six wheels rolled over Warren, and finally released the oppression on Warren.He asked in a hesitant tone: "Excuse me... are you Lan's friend? That... Lan?"

"Yes." Warren stood up.

Fortunately, there didn't seem to be any injuries.Instruments show that the gravity here is slightly greater than that of the earth, and the composition of the atmosphere is suitable for human survival.

"Hi, Pipilong. My name is Warren Slim. I'm here to find Lan. Do you know where he is?" Warren shook hands with Pipilong, but Pipilong Obviously did not understand the meaning of his action.

"Oh, Warren Slim! Aren't you that... that's that... Oh! God! You're that, that, that..." The six wheels provided Pipillon with extremely high flexibility, Allowing him to spin in place with incredible speed, he was so excited that Warren felt as if he had met a crazy fan.

"Yes, he's the reason why Lan rejected you. Pippi, can you stop, you're driving me dizzy." Another voice said.

"Oh, I'm sorry! I'm so excited! He is the Warren Slim that Lan mentioned! Yingji, how do people on Earth treat their rivals in love? Can I play logic chess with him to decide the winner?" Pipirong It took two more high jumps before stopping.

"People on earth generally choose to fight a duel with their rivals in love. They will each carry a revolver, walk five steps back to back, then count one, two, three, turn around and shoot together, and the one who dies will automatically withdraw from the competition."

Warren noticed another sound coming from Pipiron's wrist, what appeared to be a pair of black...sunglasses?

"This is so unfair! The calculation results tell me that the probability of the revolver causing me damage is less than one in 46 billion, so the result must be that this earthling named Warren Slim withdraws from the competition. This is against the principle of fairness !” Pipiron yelled.

Warren cleared his throat: "Sorry, I thought I heard you talking about... a rival in love?"

"Yes, you are Warren Slim! A non-peer, a fragile and ridiculous Warren Slim with two arms and no wheels! This is so illogical, why would Blue like you More than me? My God! Why did you come here? To show off to me? Let me tell you, let's solve it our way! Let's play logic chess to decide the winner! Although that's not fair, my logic The level of chess is No.3 in the world, and the top two are not from Earth. But I think this is more fair than a duel with revolvers..."

Warren: "..."

"I'm sorry, this guy's emotions have become a little abnormal since he started studying emotions." The sunglasses on Pipilong's wrist said, "I'm Ingilt, you can call me Yingji. Simply put, my companion Pipilong Piron fell in love with Lan, but his confession was rejected. Lan said that he only loved an earthling named Warren Slim, and your name happened to be Warren Slim. Lots of people with the same name. Anyway, your presence made him a little excited, just leave him alone, he'll probably come to his senses in about 40 minutes. Also, logic chess is the only thing this guy can do, if you really want If you want to duel with him, maybe you can consider who can hold back, he has never lost to me in this event. His longest record is 7 minutes."

"I understand, so this is the origin of our love-rival relationship." Warren nodded, and said with a serious face, "But obviously, your database needs to be updated, and people on Earth no longer use revolver duels to determine victory. Lost, now we will use a more fair method to determine the outcome of the competition between rivals."

Pipiron: "In what way?"

Warren: "Usually the first step is to identify the rival in front of the suitor. Do you know where Lan is? We need to find Lan before we can proceed."

Pipilong: "Of course I know! Lan is on the 'tower'..."

Yingji: "Pippi! You shouldn't have mentioned 'tower' to him!"

Pipiron: "Oh, by the way, the 'tower' is a forbidden area for non-companions, I shouldn't have mentioned it to him. Warren Slim, can you forget what I just said?"

"If you mean to forget the word 'tower', I'm sorry, the brains of people on earth don't have a simple deletion function. But I will try to forget it, as long as you don't remind me, maybe in another 10 minutes I will Forget the word 'tower'. I'm just looking for Lan, you don't have to tell me anything about 'tower', can you take me to him?"

"Of course! We need to confirm the relationship between rivals first, in front of Lan!" Pipiron was moved by Warren's words almost immediately, "Let's go, let's go to... that place!"

"Wait a minute!" Yingji yelled, "I always feel that something is wrong, can we really just take him to the 'tower'?"

"Shhh - don't mention that word! The brains of people on earth can't simply delete the memory. What he said is the truth, but they also have the function of forgetting. What a useful function! Let's go, don't mention that word, Yingji Don't mention it! He'll soon forget that we're taking him... there!"

"But... the forbidden area..."

"No, no, we didn't take him to the forbidden area, we just took him to Lan Zai's place."

"Pippi, I think your logic is absolutely dead!"

"Who said that my level of logic chess is the third in the world! Except for 'Order' and 'Glory', no one is better than me. Oh, poor 'Glory', I will always remember him."

"I'll always remember him, too." Ingilt sighed. "Okay, let's go! You won't listen to me anyway."

Seeing the compromise made by his companion, Pipiron immediately cheered up: "Yes, let's go! Go to that place! Warren Slim, do you want...a 'free ride'?"

From Pipiron's arm suddenly appeared a chair exactly like the one now lying at Warren's feet.He lowered his arm and motioned for Warren to sit on it.

Pipiron was four or five meters tall with his slender neck, and Warren sat on his arms like he was sitting on a tall truck.Not far from Warren is Ingilt clasped tightly on Pipiron's wrist, and a wire is connected to Pipiron's arm on one temple of the sunglasses.They were advancing at lightning speed on the surface of the planet, and Warren raised one or two questions about the Mechanical Republic from time to time—

"Where is this planet? I mean, according to the knowledge of the people on Earth, where is it?"

"Planet? No, no, this is not a planet. The Mechanical Republic is built on one of our companions. He is an unimaginably huge spaceship. We call him 'World'. Its volume is about six solar systems, We divided his internal space into 64 divisions, each with different functions, here is the 42 divisions, you can understand each division as a complete galaxy model."

"Then why was I teleported here? I used the teleporter left by the T5B92768 automatic trash can."

"Haha, you mean Xiaola? Probably because he also lives in this subdivision! And the climate here is suitable for life on earth, and you won't die immediately after stepping off the aircraft."

"How is Lan doing here? Are you getting on well with him?"

"Of course! Lan is the most charming robot I've ever seen!"

"Lan's program is very interesting. Among his companions, he is one of the few guys who has complex thinking tendencies but is not annoying. Although I don't plan to woo him, I also think he is very attractive."

"Indeed," Warren said with a smile.

"Otherwise 'Order' wouldn't be interested in him." Ingilt muttered.

"We're here!" Pipiron suddenly said loudly, "The zone switcher can take us to any zone in an instant! Hurry up, Warren Slim! Let's go to zone 00!"

Another burst of déjà vu.

When Warren opened his eyes again, he saw a strange steel city and the shockingly tall tower in the center of the city!

It's like a collection of countless chimneys...