[HP] I was the scroll king at Hogwarts

Miao Miao Witch's daily divination:

Today, Witch Miu Miao brings you horoscope divination~

Aries, Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius: strong career luck, pay more attention to communication issues in the workplace, and will get help from noble people.

Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio: There are some twists and turns in the relationship, and single wizards may have a chance to get out of the singles today.

Taurus, Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn: The overall fortune is stable, and the senses □ □ career are making great progress, but you will encounter some minor difficulties in life.

pay attention:

Aries wizards should pay attention to the water today and try to stay away from the water.Purple items can bring you luck~

Aquarius wizards should pay more attention to small animals!Although small animals are cute, they will bring trouble to today's Aquarius!Miaomiao would like to say that being good at asking for help is also an advantage~

Cancer wizards have been a bit irritable recently, and communicating more with family and friends is a good solution.

This is the end of today's divination by Witch Miaomiao. Tomorrow, Miaomiao will bring tea divination to everyone, so stay tuned!

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"The Daily Prophet?" Snape at the dining table confirmed the newspaper in his hand, "I almost thought it was The Quibbler."

As we all know, there are very few people who truly have the ability to predict, and Trelawney is one of them.A small number of other so-called prophets and prophets have read a few books, and most of them only know a little technical terminology before they come out to bluff.

""The Quibbler" is pretty good sometimes." Alice was vague. She firmly believed that every wizard's bathroom would have a copy of "The Quibbler".As a pastime when you are bored and a rescue when necessary, "The Quibbler" is indispensable!

Snape put down the newspaper and noticed the porridge in Alice's bowl: "Are you trying to lose weight?"

Alice shook her head.

"Or am I broke?"

"There's still a lot of food left over for this month." Alice replied depressingly.

"Is that to make me pity you?" Snape pointed to the bacon omelette and hash browns on his plate, "I can't let you go back to Hogwarts again."

Although Alice's one-day trip to Hogwarts ended in a hurry, the impact was huge.

The most typical example is that a Hufflepuff played Gryffindor's bravery, approached Snape, asked him whether he and Alice were living together, and happily harvested half a month of confinement.

"No." Alice became even more depressed. She pointed to her left cheek and said sullenly, "Mouth ulcer, it hurts."

Snape nodded, and picked up the knife and fork again.

Alice:?

"I have mouth ulcers and it hurts!" she repeated, much louder this time.

"The depletion of magic power has also depleted your IQ?" Snape took a sip of tea, "I taught you this knowledge point when you were in the second grade."

"Ah!" Alice swallowed the last mouthful of porridge, and lay down on the table in despair. "Diseases like oral ulcers that have multiple causes and one effect, and the cause cannot be identified, have no specific potion treatment."

"Very well, it seems that there is no problem with memory and IQ." Snape nodded, "If you want to feel better, the most sensible choice is to reduce the frequency of speaking."

It started to hurt when I brushed my teeth in the morning, and now I can't even enjoy the food. Alice tried to touch it, and the pain immediately twisted her facial features.

"No!" She slapped the table, "If the potion doesn't work, it doesn't mean that the herbal medicine is useless! If the potion master can't help it, it doesn't mean that I, the future herbal master, will give up!"

She jumped up from the chair and ran to the second floor, followed by a small white dumpling.

Snape glanced at it, then continued drinking his tea calmly.

As soon as she entered the bedroom, Alice went straight to the desk.

"I remember that the observation notes I made in Norway were..." She took out a black leather book from the drawer, "I found the herbal medicine that I thought was better than nothing."

Panacea: anti-inflammatory, hemostasis and promote wound healing.The point is to stick to everything, but the effect of the medicine is extremely weak.

What Alice valued was its uniqueness in all aspects, so that it would be enough to increase its medicinal properties through proper cultivation.Of course, there is definitely an upper limit to the increase in medicinal properties.But serious diseases cannot be cured, and small oral ulcers should not be a big problem.

But where does the universal grass grow in the forest?She picked up the fur ball while recalling, did she make a map by herself?

"Meow~" Fuqiu squinted his eyes and lay on his back on the floor, exposing his entire belly, obviously very satisfied with Alice's service.

"Furball, are you fat?" Alice's hand couldn't help but stay for a while when she touched the swollen and tactile belly of the furball, "How long have you been here? Being too fat is not good for your health."

"Meow!" Fuqiu turned her back to Alice angrily, expressing her dissatisfaction with actions.

"Good boy." Alice patted Fuqiu's little head, "You're not an orange cat, just eat a few bites less every meal."

The fur ball was still with its back on its back, exuding resistance all over its body.

Alice shook her head, deciding to cruelly ignore the furball's protests.

"Ah! I remembered, I must have put it in my pocket casually." She dug out a jacket from the closet, took out her pocket, and took out a piece of parchment.

"Fortunately, this coat was originally going to be thrown away." Alice looked at the parchment in her hand and sighed, not noticing the furball's resentful eyes.

"Meow!" The furball jumped up at a speed that didn't match its weight, and snatched the parchment from Alice's hand.

"Furball!" Alice's smile froze, she took a few steps forward, and the furball retreated cautiously, "Hey, this thing is very important, return it to mom quickly."

Fuqiu stopped her small steps back, and tilted her head to look at Alice, looking innocent and cute.

"As long as you return it to me, we won't lose weight, okay?" Alice was overjoyed, and tried to take a few steps forward.

Unexpectedly, this sentence completely angered Maoqiu, its eyes changed, and it turned around and got under the bed without hesitation.

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In Alice's room, Snape was briefly surprised.

"I thought you would like blue." He looked at the pink bed, pink curtains and the pink dressing table in the corner and raised his eyebrows. "I didn't expect your preferences to match your age."

"What does it mean not to match your age?" Alice's eyes widened, "I'm a green girl, what's wrong with using pink?"

"It's nothing, just be happy."

"I like blue the most, and of course pink too." Alice explained tiredly, "This pink dressing table is a gift, and I bought curtains and other things just to match it."

You must know that this room can be called a prison style. If a pink dresser is placed alone in it, it will be as abrupt as a Christmas tree on Halloween.

"Meow~" The unwilling meow from the bottom of the bed reminded the two of them to return to the topic.

"Use Quick Imprisonment after the Levitation Curse?" Snape asked, and Alice's magic power has recovered a bit. This kind of spell should not be a problem.

"I tried it. After the bed was raised, the furballs scurried around, and the spell couldn't hit them at all." Seeing Snape's suspicious face, Alice explained, "Believe me, the furballs are so flexible."

"You use the Levitation Curse, and I use Quick Imprisonment."

"...Wingardim Leviosa."

Snape held his wand, looked at the furball that was still able to move in an S shape in mid-air, and fell silent.He tried to use a few more obstacles, but was nimbly dodged by the hairball.

"I've said it all." Alice was inexplicably complacent, and happily put the bed back.

"Your canker sores don't hurt anymore?" Snape asked suddenly.

"It hurts, it's already numb." Alice's joy disappeared instantly.

After getting a satisfactory answer, Snape looked under the bed: "Just let it lose weight, why did you tell it?"

"How do I know it can understand me? I thought it could only understand its own name and the words eat and sleep."

"Meow meow!" The fur ball ran back under the bed with the parchment in its mouth.

The room fell silent, except for Mao Qiu's triumphant and unbeaten cries.

"In that case." Snape stood beside the bed, "Furball, I'll count to three, if you don't come out again, you don't have to stay at home."

"Huh? Professor, wake up!"

"one."

"professor!"

"Two..." Snape looked at the furball that came out of the shrugging head and hooked his lips, "Very well, as punishment, don't give it dinner today."

"Meow~" The fur ball put the parchment on the floor, rubbing against Alice's feet and screaming non-stop.

Alice didn't respond, and the whole machine crashed.

"Meow, meow~" The fur ball was still rubbing non-stop, Alice realized that it was begging for mercy.

"It's a bit too much not to eat." She thought about it and said, "Why don't you cut the amount of food in half."

"It will only get worse if you do it like this." Snape stared at the furball for a few seconds, and the furball immediately fell silent.

Such a bully, Alice glared at Fuqiu, and said she would not eat tonight.

"I'm back to Hogwarts." Snape looked at the time, "If you need anything, contact me by the fireplace."

"Okay, have a good journey!" Alice watched Snape walk out of the room, and then squatted in front of the furball.

"Furball, listen! I bought you back, I raised you, who am I to you?"

"Meow meow?"

"Remember, I am your master, your food and clothing parent!"

"Who shovels your shit every day? Who feeds you every day? Does the professor take care of you or I take care of you?"

"Meow!"

"Professor, when he is in a good mood, he can touch you twice at most, and I will shovel shit for you to feed you!"

"So who should you listen to?"

"Meow meow meow!"

"I'll take it as if you were talking about Alice." She rubbed Fuqiu's belly, "Now you have to lose weight even if you don't want to."

"Meow~"

Here, Snape, who was about to leave, stopped by the dining table.

"Witch Miaomiao?" He looked thoughtfully at the "Daily Prophet" in his hand.