Domestic Mammon

"So, you don't know why you came here?" Sakuraki Miyamoto leaned on both sides of the table, the corners of his mouth curled up with interest, "Mamon-chan?"

Sitting cross-legged on the table, Mamon raised his head slightly upon hearing this.

"That's right."

"OK, I got it. Just wait." Sakuraki Miyamoto nodded, found out her cell phone, and called Masa Aoki.

"How about it, do you like my gift?" Girl Aoki's voice was still very happy.

It's okay if she didn't mention it, but when she mentioned it, Miyamoto Sakuraji's face turned half black.

"I have something to ask you."

"Hey, are you asking how to use it?"

"No!" After squeezing out these two words between her teeth, the girl Sakura couldn't help but raise her voice, "Aoki Masa, what are you thinking in your head!"

"I'm thinking about promoting human reproduction. ^_^"

You are dull enough.

Miyamoto Sakura took a deep breath and said, "I really have something serious to ask you."

"I'm very serious."

Can this Nima dialogue continue?Give me some cooperation, okay?

"Why is there an alien creature called Mammon in the gift you gave me?!"

"Impossible, didn't I give you a [wow——] condom?" Aoki girl was also very strange, she was sure and sure that what she gave was a fruity scented limited edition Durex, not something weird thing.

"It really has nothing to do with you?" Miyamoto Sakura raised her eyebrows and asked.

"I swear!" Qing Muya assured with a serious tone, and then said hesitantly, "...Speaking of which, Mamon's name seems very familiar."

"you sure?"

"Hmm. If I remember correctly, there seems to be a person named Mamon in "The Family Teacher"... Is the alien creature you mentioned wearing a purple cloak and a blind baby?"

"...It's not a baby, he's only about ten centimeters." Miyamoto Sakura corrected the other party's grammatical errors, and asked again, "What is a tutor? The romantic anime you mentioned last time?"

"Didn't I recommend you to watch it last time..."

Don't think that everyone is as idle as you, Hun Dan!

"There's nothing else, I'm hanging up."

After finishing speaking, Sakuraki Miyamoto pressed the hang-up button mercilessly, completely isolating Aoki's wailing at the other end of the phone.

"You seem to know something." Mamon stared at Sakuraki girl with his invisible eyes, and said the interrogative sentence into an address sentence expressionlessly. [Don't ask the author why he can know that he is staring at people without seeing his eyes]

"I thought there was something else to look at before we got into this topic."

Sakuraki Miyamoto walked into the room and took out his laptop, then searched for "Family Teacher", and then turned the screen to Mamon.

Mamun stood up and walked to the computer with two short legs.

"Know them?"

Mamun looked at Libaun and others who appeared on the screen, and nodded slightly.

Well, this year's birthday present...is really special enough.

Miyamoto Sakura twitched the corners of her mouth, not knowing how to describe the feeling in her heart like thousands of horses galloping past...

Why two-dimensional characters appear in the three-dimensional space is really a difficult question... To be honest, she doesn't want to know the answer at all.This Nima has gone beyond the scope of science!

Maybe this is the experience sent to me by God...Only by overcoming difficulties can I evolve and save the world...

Save a girl!Lao Tzu is not the Holy Mother... Isn't Lao Tzu's setting Yu Jie?Hey, where's the author's aura?

With a numb face, Sakuraki Miyamoto moved the mouse resignedly and clicked to start playing...

In the next two hours, Sakuraki Miyamoto lay down in front of the computer and watched the tutor who kept jumping up and down, then clicked on the webpage, searched for a [Wow——] article by Bell×Mamon, and read it. .

"Can you tell me, what are you looking at?" The tiny tentacles wrapped around Sakuraki Miyamoto's neck, and Mamon stood on her shoulder, exuding sinister resentment.

Miyamoto Sakura carelessly tore off those small tentacles like noodle threads, smiling innocently.

"Oh hehe, Mamon-chan, can't you see it?" The long and narrow phoenix eyes narrowed into a slit, "It's the [Wow——] text of you and Wang Zichan, from the Department of Teachment~"

So it's really handy to have tentacles or something.

……

What a ghost!

In silence, Mamon wrapped the tentacles around the opponent's neck again, and then slowly tightened them.

"Recognize the reality, Mamon-chan. You used to be not very tall, but now you are only... well, about ten centimeters, maybe the brackets are not enough... so your attack is useless to me. ^_ ^" Miyamoto Sakura tilted her head, trying to show the cuteness of Aoki's girl, although she didn't seem to be very successful, she finally gave up and put on a serious face, asking, "Am I really I really want to know...Mamon-chan, are you the one who was crushed?"

Mamun ticked his triangular mouth clearly, and asked back, "What do you think?"

Why did the aura suddenly become a little ghostly?

From the corner of Miyamoto Sakuraji's eyes, she caught sight of the tentacles that were still trying to wrap around her neck, and she realized it instantly.

The saying that men with tentacles are all ghosts and beasts is indeed true and wise!

Just when the girl was full of emotions, Mamon jumped off her shoulders, and then jumped onto the power off button of the laptop, with a slight jump...the screen went black in an instant. =mouth=

"Why turn it off! I just saw the high [wow——] part!"

"Forget everything that's in your head."

"Huh? How do you know that I'm YY, you and Bell... well, I don't want to." Miyamoto Sakura shrugged, and decided to read the rest of it when no one was around.

Mamun turned his back and sat down cross-legged.

"I'm hungry."

"Eh? Really?" Sakuraki Miyamoto poked the miniature little Mamon lightly with her hand, and under the force she thought was not heavy, Mamon plopped down on the table, "Ah... I'm so sorry... I didn't mean to."

Who would believe such insincere words!

Mamun got up silently, pulled the brim of his hat, and carefully covered the eyes that were accidentally exposed.

"I'm hungry." Pause for two seconds, "You will take me in for free."

Why do you have to add the accent when you mention the word "gratis"... and do you really think it's embarrassing for Lai to eat and drink for free at someone else's house, sir?

Looking at Sakuraki Miyamoto who said nothing, Mamon jumped back on her shoulder and poked her face with his tentacles.

"Aren't you going to cook?"

Don't act like you're bossing around, Hun Dan!Girl, the only dishes I have cooked since I was a child are instant noodles!

The girl Yingji turned around dejectedly, walked to the refrigerator, opened it, took out the bread, and closed it again... Then she took out a small plate, cut a small piece of bread on it, and handed it to Mamon.

"There's only bread at home. If you want instant noodles, I don't mind."

In view of the famous saying that a person needs to yield in a timely manner, Mamon just glanced at her, and then obediently walked to the bread that was about the same size as him and silently gnawed on it.

This kind of cheap bread really sucks...

"It's good to eat something...don't pick and choose. It's not easy to make money these days, and the prices are so expensive..."

Sakuraki Miyamoto lay powerlessly on the table, seeing Mamon's triangular mouth bulging and bulging, she felt that she seemed to be overflowing with maternal love.

really cute...

"How do you know what I'm thinking?"

"Because I'm a genius~"

Hearing these words similar to Bell's mantra, Mamon choked up.

"Ah, that's right. I suddenly remembered something very important..." Before Mamon could adjust her expression, Yingji girl suddenly muttered something in a low voice, then stood up "swipe—" and rushed into bedroom.

Why is there a bad feeling...

Mamon pulled the brim of his hat, looked at the bedroom of the girl Yingji, and then sat down calmly, preparing to respond to all changes with the same.

It should be, nothing will happen, right?