[Comprehensive] Do a good deed every day

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I think my expression now must be even more magical than before.

Because I have already attracted the attention of the other two gods in the room.

When Thor saw me hiding behind Loki and Loki was still hugging me, Thor's eyes couldn't be described as horror.

That seemingly speechless attitude made me silently remove the paw on Loki's shoulder, move back quietly, and distance myself from him.

Loki glanced back at me, got up from the bed smartly, tidied up his somewhat messy hair and shirt, and walked up to Thor with a scepter noblely and coldly, carefully looking up and down, back and forth , turned around and gave me a laugh, and said with an incredible tone and an exaggerated expression: "It's true!"

(￣_￣|||) This is me.

┗|｀O′|┛Aw!This is Thor.

"Brother!" Thor held the hammer in one hand and patted Loki on the shoulder with the other. The strength made Loki's expression weird, and he almost couldn't stand up. "I finally found you!"

Loki moved his hand away in distaste, stepped back and leaned against the bed, and said in a very unexpected tone: "You are looking for me? What are you looking for? You are here to catch me, right? You are not Are you really looking for me?"

... Is Zhou Xingxing possessed by Jishen?

I looked at Thor, whose forehead was full of crosses. He was wearing blue and black battle armor, holding a long red cape, and his blond hair was a bit wild and messy compared to Loki's always combed neatly. , eyes as dark blue as the sea, even with clothes on, it can be seen that the figure is very stylish, and it is almost predictable that the stalwart inverted triangle and the beautiful belly after taking off the clothes.

But...look at Loki again, he is wearing a white shirt and black trousers, standing there lazily with his scepter as a crutch, the arrogant temperament that never forgets to flaunt himself as a god is even more fascinating, he The whole body is very flamboyant saying "I'm going to hurt someone again hahahahahahaha", but you just can't take your eyes off it.

Sure enough, men are not bad and women don't love them?

Although Loki's boobs and butt may not be as big as Thor's, and his stomach is not as beautiful as Tianzi, but I still like his appearance more than Thor, especially his walking posture, as if he has practiced a stage play He is also tall and slender, and his upper body never moves like a slack. Although the whole person is very pretentious and awkward, his walking posture is extremely elegant, as if he is walking

step.

"Brother." Thor looked hurt, "Although we used to be enemies, you will always be my brother."

"I was adopted." Loki pointed out sharply.

Thor's expression suddenly looked as ugly as swallowing a pile of shit.

Loki looked very surprised: "Looking at your expression, it must be that you have said this to others, right?"

……

I have to say, God, you are telling the truth again.

As the background wall, I can't bear the current tense atmosphere, so I quietly backed away and tried to leave this depressing room first.

But it was still found.

"Who is she?" Thor looked at Loki suspiciously, his tone raised unconsciously.

Loki glanced at me: "Probably someone similar to your earth mother human being."

Upon hearing this, Thor was first happy, then sad, and looked at me with pitiful eyes, as if saying, "I'm sorry for making you suffer!"

"..." The corners of my mouth twitched, and I said weakly, "Well, you brothers must have a lot to say when you meet, I'd better go out first." After finishing speaking, I quickly got up and was about to rush out the door, covering my hands Skirts cut at the waist to avoid happy moments.

But how poisonous Thor's eyes are!Coupled with the fact that I deliberately covered my abdomen, he immediately discovered a problem!

"Oh, brother and sister are too polite, you have a plump figure!" Thor said with a smile.

……

Loki raised his hand and covered his face speechlessly.

I stiffly stopped and continued to move forward.

At this time, the door was opened again, and Carl walked in from the outside, followed by Carlisle.

Carlisle looked at the two big men in the room and my weird posture, his expression changed subtly.

"Mr. Rocky, I have knocked on the door outside for a long time, but no one responded, so..." Carl stood there in embarrassment.

A question mark popped up in my mind, did someone knock on the door just now?

Loki asked directly, "What's the matter?"

Carl immediately gave way to Carlisle behind him: "Dr. Karen said he forgot some instructions, so he came back to make up for it."

Carlisle smiled, and said very professionally: "This is Mr. Rocky, because this lady is already pregnant, so we should try not to carry on life before the child is born. After all, this pregnancy cannot be carried out according to human standards." medical judgment."

"..." I froze on the spot for a moment, and carried my back in embarrassment.

Facing Loki and Thor, he wished he could find a crack in the ground and get in.

I can't see what Loki's expression is, but it's right for Thor to be very excited.

"Pregnant?!" Thor said in surprise, "You said she was pregnant?!"

Carlisle looked at the sudden extra man in a daze: "Yes sir, this lady is pregnant with Mr. Rocky's child, don't you know?"

Carlisle actually guessed that Thor and Loki are closely related, even if they are not brothers, they are very familiar people, so he subconsciously thought that he knew everything, so he asked in a rhetorical tone, unexpectedly Thor didn't know anything at all.

Now the whole room is quiet, almost a needle can be heard.

After a long silence, it was Thor's overjoyed voice: "This is really great brother, you are going to be a father, and I am going to be an uncle!"

[System: Thor's favorability +50, the relatives and friends branch line has been triggered, the target character is Thor, and the characters that can be attacked include the Protoss and the Frost Giants. Raiding relatives and friends can reduce the difficulty of attacking companions to a certain extent! 】

...Why do I feel that even if I conquer Thor, a relative and friend, it will be difficult to reduce the difficulty of conquering Loki?

The old saying goes that to get a man you gotta get his family and friends, but...

My suspicious eyes glanced back and forth between the excited Thor and the black-lined Loki, and silently put away that extravagant hope.

It's useless to attack Thor, it's too obvious ╮(╯_╰)╭ Jishen hasn't finished fighting with his brother yet.

"It's none of your business." Loki didn't mind the presence of outsiders, and he didn't give Thor any face at all. "If you came to catch me, then you can do it now. If not, see you later." He Looking at the door, the meaning of seeing off guests is obvious.

Seeing this scene, Karl quickly left with Carlisle who turned back, cleverly leaving the door open.

Thor sighed: "Loki, we are brothers."

"Brother? I used to think like you until I got an arrow in the knee." Loki walked around the bed and came to me, "If you don't go then I'll go, bye." He pulled me away ,Without hesitation.

Thor hurriedly said: "Loki, you should know that this world is not the atrium we were in before. We must find a way to return to Asgard together. I have no way to contact Heimdall!"

Heimdall is the Guardian who guards the Rainbow Bridge to Asgard.

Loki looked back at him with great interest: "Are you asking for my help? How much are you willing to pay for this?"

Thor corrected: "Brother

The younger brother works together to cut gold!I have been looking for you for a long time!If Wayne hadn't found out that you appeared in Volterra, Italy, I wouldn't have found you at all! "

"Look, you have a new partner so soon, you really deserve to be the son of Odin." Loki said sarcastically, "Wayne? He sounds as annoying as those super ants."

"Oh, of course not! No, it can be considered..." Thor said with a simple and honest smile, "Wayne is a hero with a sense of justice. He guards the safety of Gotham City. He has another name. Call……"

"I don't care what his name is." Loki pulled me out after hearing the name Wayne and the region of Gotham, and said in a very serious tone, "If you want to talk to me , don’t forget to burn incense for me that night, if you are sincere, I will feel it.”

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All right.Although my actions and words may sometimes make people speechless, compared with the words and deeds of Jishen, my existence really makes people sigh the fairness and benevolence of God.

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