Legend of the Condor Heroes

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Although Huang Rong's eyes faintly glowed with fire, Ouyang Ke felt very comfortable.Pulling out the handkerchief held by Huang Rong, Ouyang Ke put it under his nose and sniffed lightly, squinting his eyes intoxicated, "Hey, I don't know what's wrong, every time I go to the street, there will be a A large group of little girls are stuffing things into my arms. Even if I want to refuse, I really can't save face!!"

"You..." Grinding her teeth secretly, Huang Rong was about to get angry, but suddenly thought of something, she turned angry, pointed to a few bunches of wild flowers that were randomly discarded outside their yard with a smirk, and said, "A few times ago I went shopping in the street and met some handsome and polite young masters who insisted on taking me home, but I refused. So I stuffed a few bouquets of flowers into my arms..."

"Oh? Is that so?" The corner of Ouyang Ke's lips curled up, and Ouyang Ke's voice suddenly cooled down. A few beams of cold light flashed across his eyes so fast that it was almost impossible to catch them.

"I've been in the sun for so long!! I'm tired too, I'll go home and rest first!!" Shi Shiran got up, and Huang Rong walked back home leisurely.But the smile that couldn't be lowered at the corner of her mouth still revealed her happy mood at the moment.

"Young master? Still elegant and polite? Hehe..."

"Dark one."

"Yes."

"Let's bring a few people to do some activities tonight!!"

"Yes." The black cloth covered the twitching of An Yi's mouth, but at this moment An Yi complained in his heart, "Young master, this is already the No. 20 dispatch of our brothers this month!" !When will you pay some overtime pay! ! ! !Also, the smell of vinegar on your body, young master, can already pickle sour plums. If you count it down, the teeth of our group of brothers are about to fall! ! ! ! '

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A Few Anecdotes about Baozi (Inverted V)

Fun Stories about Baozi - The First Close Contact with Grandpa ([-])

Ouyang Zhaoxi is three years old this year. The two shofar braids on her head tremble up and down as her small body moves. She is wearing a lake green skirt tightly bound by a gold silk jade belt around her waist. Hanging a emerald green jade Buddha.

Due to her young age and probably too much nutrition, even though Ouyang Zhaoxi is holding her hands behind her back and pursing her lips tightly to pretend to be mature, as long as the adults who see her think that it is a round vegetable meat Outside of the meatballs, there was nothing left but belly laughs.

The plump cheeks were tense, and the obsidian eyes were full of expectation, staring at the road outside the gate of White Camel Villa.It looks like a shrunken version of the Watcher Stone.

"Grandpa is swollen and still not here!!" The two black holes growing on the gums loomed as Ouyang Zhaoxi muttered dissatisfiedly.Leaky words mixed with the sound of milk, just want people to rub this cute vegetable meatball in their arms and love them fiercely.

"They're all stinky dads, they don't let my grandpa and I double number and swing (shuangshoushuangfei) every time, and porridge dominates Xiangxiang's mother!! The person Zhao'er hates the most is Ouyang Ke!!" Waving his small fist that was glowing with pits, Ouyang Zhaoxi lashed the air a few times as if venting his anger.It looked as if Ouyang Ke was right in front of her eyes.

"Zhao'er, I'm coming!!" Before retracting his fist, Ouyang Zhaoxi heard a clear male voice coming from far and near.

Before she could react, Ouyang Zhaoxi was hugged in a warm embrace with a faint medicinal fragrance.

"Grandpa!! Zhao'er misses you so much!!!" Face to face, Ouyang Zhaoxi rubbed Huang Yaoshi's cheek vigorously.I muttered secretly in my heart, 'Grandpa's face is so smooth and comfortable! !It's icy and cold, just like the sorbet made by my mother, which makes Zhao'er like it! ! '

"Hahaha...Grandpa also wants to take pictures!! Come on, let grandpa see if my little baby is fat or thin."

"Ah, grandpa. Zhao'er has been losing weight recently!!"

"Nonsense, I'm still a milk baby, fat people are loved. Where did you learn this messy thing?" Huang Yaoshi frowned, looking very unhappy.

"Dad said it." Realizing that Huang Yaoshi was unhappy, Ouyang Zhaoxi immediately leaked the secret spinelessly, put his hands on Huang Yaoshi's shoulders and began to speak in Ouyang Ke's tone, "Ronger, your appetite has been swollen recently So good, you are not afraid that after getting fat, I don't want you?"

"Hmph! How dare he say that!!!" With a cold snort, Huang Yaoshi's air-conditioning immediately turned on, and his aura suddenly became much fiercer.

As the perpetrator, Ouyang Zhaoxi didn't know, so he just stared at Huang Yaoshi's thin lips in a daze, not paying any attention to her biological father, who was about to suffer bad luck, "Grandpa, I'm hungry." Patting the belly, Ouyang Zhaoxi said coquettishly in a childish voice.

As soon as his expression changed, Huang Yaoshi actually reproduced what is called face-changing technique, "Ah, Zhao'er, are you hungry? Grandpa will make jujube paste cakes for you, okay?" The kindness on his face, how could he see the murderous aura just now.

"Grandpa, Zhao'er wants to eat this."

"Which one?" He looked at his granddaughter without knowing why, but the next scene made Huang Yaoshi stand on the spot and turned into a sculpture.

"What..." The small mouth moved to bite Huang Yaoshi's thin light pink lips, Ouyang Zhaoxi raised his head and looked at the petrified grandpa with tears in his eyes, and said aggrievedly, "Grandpa, this is not delicious , has no taste at all!! Zhao'er likes sweet ones!!"

"Grandpa will remember to put some candy for us next time."

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Funny Stories about Steamed Buns - Bed Wetting ([-])

The sun is golden and bright, and the rooster sings three times.

Although the sun is shining brightly, our five-year-old Miss Ouyang likes to stay in bed the most.

Miss Ouyang won't get up obediently every time she doesn't sleep until the sun is three.

However, today the servants of the White Camel Villa saw the most amazing scene in this century.

It was only dawn at this moment, and Ouyang Zhaoxi had already appeared in the sight of everyone.But the only thing that people don't understand is that her walking posture is a bit strange, and she has changed from her usual carefree posture, with a sense of embarrassment in her eyes.

"Amitabha, Buddha bless!! Don't let me run into Daddy!!" Putting his hands together, Ouyang Zhaoxi looked towards the west devoutly, praying silently.

"Damn it, how can my wise and mighty Miss Baituo Villa do such an unglamorous thing as bedwetting??" He gritted his teeth and hit his head hard, "The most important thing is that the clothes in the room are all covered by mother I took it to wash. My pants are blown by the wind, and my ass is cold!! Oh...Mother, can't you leave me a set of clothes, even if it is a pair of crotch pants, I will recognize it!! "

With her head lowered and sneaking forward, Ouyang Zhaoxi didn't notice at all that there was a young man in white who was holding back a smile at the corner of her mouth.

"Hey...we are so smart at such a young age, I, as a father, can only feel inferior!!" With a sigh, Ouyang Ke looked at him with a smile because of his sudden utterance, and the momentary stiffness Xiao Baozi smiled treacherously, and continued, "I think back then, when I was a father at the age of our Zhao'er, I was far from having such a great ability!! Zhao'er, you are your father, aren't you stupid? ah?"

"Father, Daddy..." Turning around slowly, Ouyang Zhaoxi subconsciously put his hands behind his back, trying to cover up the stain that was obviously different in color from the snow-white pajama pants with his hands.

"Huh? Zhao'er, why did you treat Dad with such a serious attitude so early in the morning? This hurt Dad very much!!"

"Aha... this, I am showing my respect to you, Daddy!!"

"Oh! Zhao'er, look, look. Daddy found a masterpiece in your room just now!!" With a shake of his hands, a snow-white bed sheet suddenly appeared in Ouyang Zhaoxi's sight, and it was the most prominent What's more is a pool of yellow marks on it. "Zhao'er, why didn't Daddy know that my baby could draw maps?"

"Uh……"

"Zhao'er, don't cover it up. If your little butt is blown down by the wind again, these exquisite products will be left on it forever!" Ouyang Ke raised his lips and smiled maliciously. With the horror revealed, I unconsciously laughed wildly with my hands on my hips.

"Ah!! Ouyang Ke!! I, Ouyang Zhaoxi, are at odds with you!!" After finishing speaking, Ouyang Zhaoxi ran towards Huang Rong's room clutching her butt, "Mother!! Help Zhao'er , please don’t have a map on your ass!!”

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Funny Stories about Buns - Changing Teeth ([-])

"Huh? Isn't Zhao'er the favorite of pineapple cakes? Why did you return the whole plate intact today?" Looking at the many pieces of dim sum in her hand, Huang Rong's face was full of worry.

"It must be full at noon!! Rong'er, I want to eat some snacks too!!"

"Isn't there one in the kitchen, take it yourself." With a blank look in return, Huang Rong snorted angrily, planning to visit her own daughter.

"Rong'er, you don't even care about me!!" Ouyang Ke grabbed Huang Rong's waist and brought her into his arms, protesting loudly.

"You don't have to be ashamed to be jealous with your daughter! Let go, I'm going to take a look at Zhao'er." Huang Rong struggled while pinching the soft flesh in Ouyang Ke's waist.

"Hey...you've worked too hard these days, you'd better take a good rest, I'll go and take a picture." With a mean smile, Ouyang Ke took a chance before Huang Rong lost his temper, and left in a hurry.

"Woo... What to do with the swelling, what to do with the swelling. Zhao'er's teeth fell out!! It must be the reason why Daddy cooked porridge (curse)!