Teacher! Mr. missed class again today [Comprehensive Martial Arts]

Jiang Yunlou ate dinner, fed the parrots at home, and watered the potted plants one by one. Looking up, it was almost seven o'clock.

He said hello to his mother who was staying in the living room watching TV dramas, and ran up to the second floor with a brisk kick.

Open the door, close the door, turn on the computer, all in one go.

Sword Net III, start!

The mobile phone in the room was buzzing non-stop. When I opened it, it turned out that it was someone from the group of relatives and friends who had been calling him in the group since 10 minutes ago.

[Women's big guy is afraid: @千岛湖琴仙What are you doing? Jiang Xiaolou, I'm just waiting for you

Eat Gua Daxian: The dragon gate is about to open, join the group, the strength of Bing Xin is four!

Nanfeng: Big brother, come on.I'm going to hang up for the first game.

Are you afraid of women's clothing bosses:? ? ?

Nanfeng: Checking my niece's English homework.

Are you afraid of big men in women's clothing: 666

……

[…]

Lively as always.

Jiang Yunlou replied in the group that he is online, and the picture-passing interface on the computer screen has become Chang'an City where people come and go.

He clicked on the friend list in the game, and sent a team application to his friend [Nanfeng]. Almost immediately, the other party put him in tonight's chicken eating team. As usual, apart from Hua Ge Nanfeng , as well as Sister Yaoxiu with the ID of [Lady's Clothes Big Brother], and Du Ge [Eat Gua Daxian].

quack: qaq

Jiang Yunlou didn't know the remaining little Xiuluo, but she was probably also a member of the gang and was called to eat chicken together.

He habitually tapped the space bar, and the young master who was holding the piano on the screen and standing quietly on the street suddenly jumped on the spot.

Above the head of the game character is the three characters [Jiang Changsheng] shining brightly.

Jiang Yunlou originally wanted to name it [Qinxian], but this ID was already taken by someone else, and he couldn’t find anyone to buy it, so he had to regretfully change the game ID to the name his grandfather gave him. .

Jiang Changsheng.

Jiang Yunlou controlled the game character in lake green clothes and ran to the NPC in Longmen Desperation. At this time, his four teammates were surrounding the NPC, circling and turning their pens, in various standby postures.

After brushing twice, pure heart and delicateness fell on him at the same time.

[Team] Jiang Changsheng: Once you go in, you're gone.

Brother Hua turned the pen gracefully, and a translucent dialog box floated above his head.

"Prove that we're not just hanging up."

The poisonous brother in the team spoke.

"Nanfeng, don't you want to check your niece's homework, get out of here."

Jiang Yunlou seemed to be able to hear Brother Du's impatient tone from this sentence, and he could even imagine Gu Xian's calm and breezy smiling face on the other side of the screen.

Sure enough, in the next second, Brother Du was lightly kicked out of the team by the captain Nan Feng.

[Recent Chat] Eat the Great Immortal:? ? ?

[Team] Women's Clothes Boss: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Jiang Yunlou couldn't help laughing out loud, he saw with his own eyes that Brother Du was furious, and then a big flag was planted in front of Brother Hua, who was spinning his pen leisurely, while Brother Hua, the person involved, was calm and typing slowly To: "Hand slipping."

Du Ge was furious: "Pick it up for me!"

So a string of white characters floated out of the recent chat channel.

[Recent Chat] Nanfeng: If I type a few more QAQs, can you forgive me?

[Recent Chat] Nanfeng: QAQ

[Recent Chat] Nanfeng: QAQ

[Recent Chat] Nanfeng: QAQ

[Recent Chat] Eat the Great Immortal:? ? ?Your fucking account has been hijacked, right? ? ?

Jiang Yunlou laughed out of joy. At this moment, the system just popped up a prompt box to enter the impasse of Longmen, and he clicked to enter immediately.

The time to pass the picture is much slower than usual, probably because the Internet is not good today... Jiang Yunlou had this understanding in his heart, but he didn't take it very seriously.

After he entered Longmen, he saw that several 666s had already been registered in the team.

Poison Sutra is gone.

During the time when Du Ge left the team and planted the flag with Hua Ge, they entered the desperate situation of Longmen, but forgot to add Du Ge to the team again.

Now, there are only four people in the team.

Two Bing Xin, one Hua Jian, and one Mo Wen.

[Battlefield] Women's Clothing Boss: It's amazing, we will lose one person when we enter the picture, and the flower room will hang up after a while, oh my god, it's all the sand sculpture captain's fault [猪头]

[Battlefield] South Wind: QAQ

[Battlefield] Jiang Changsheng: Even if you play a hundred QAQs, you kicked out people [Contempt]

[Battlefield] Die Nong stays at home: Hahahahahahahahahahaha

At the end of the countdown, everyone flew up in flying kites and scattered all over Longmen Desperation. At this moment, Xiuluo typed on the battlefield channel: "Well, there are only four people in our team, but there are still 100 people on the map. ..."

The big guy in women's clothing replied indifferently: "Then there is probably another poor little guy in the team who only has himself..."

Jiang Yunlou also took a look at the total number of people in Longmen Desperate Realm, and it was indeed 100 people. Thinking about it this way, either the number of people is bugged, or there is really a poor little guy who is inexplicably placed alone.

[Battlefield] Nanfeng: I hang up at the end of this game, you guys come on, let me lie down and win.

[Battlefield] Jiang Changsheng: 1

[Battlefield] Women's Clothes Boss: 111, get lost

[Battlefield] Die Nong stays at home: 11

[Battlefield] Women's Clothing Boss: Babies, let's dance at Mingsha Mountain in a while

Jiang Yunlou was about to say hello, but found that the game was stuck at this moment.

The character riding the flying kite stayed in the night sky in a strange posture, motionless, Jiang Yunlou screamed in his heart, he pressed a button randomly, and it took a long time for the stagnant picture to move again. At this time, He has stopped on an uninhabited hill.

Fortunately, there are no other red names around. Unfortunately, this must not be the Mingsha Mountain where they usually land.

[Battlefield] Die Nong stays at home: What happened to Father Qin?

[Battlefield] Women's Clothes Boss: Got stuck...

[Battlefield] Jiang Changsheng: I'm stuck...

[Battlefield] Women's Clothes Boss: Sigh.Little Pigeon, we will forgive you if you play a few more QAQs

[Battlefield] Jiang Changsheng: QAQ

[Battlefield] Die Nong stays at home: Hahahahahaha, Daddy Qin is so cute

[Battlefield] Women's clothing boss: Yes, the 1.8-meter cutie.

[Battlefield] Jiang Changsheng: ...

[Battlefield] Women's Clothes Boss: Are you down the mountain?

[Battlefield] Jiang Changsheng: Yes.

[Battlefield] Women's clothing boss: Then avoid the red name and hide honestly, don't come down, I will pick up trash with Xiuluo to support you [猪头]

Jiang Yunlou said that he was deeply moved.

He turned around a few times, and after confirming that there was no one around for the time being, he began to wait for a long time. After waiting, he finally heard a series of sound effects.

...there are gangs of beggars around.

The beggars are beating people.

The field of vision was blocked by various big rocks, Jiang Yunlou could not see where the fighter was for the time being, but he could hear the voice, which meant that the person was not far away from him.

When he was thinking about whether he should hide or take advantage of the chaos to harvest the heads, a teammate with a blue ID suddenly appeared in his field of vision, dressed in red, holding some kind of weapon, and skillfully climbed up from the dark halfway up the mountain , falling beside Jiang Yunlou.

At the same time, there was a ding, and Jiang Yunlou received a purple chat.

[Secret chat] Dongfang Bubai: It's the clearing team, you can't fight alone.Come with me.

Jiang Yunlou was stunned for a moment, he didn't understand why there was an extra teammate suddenly, but the situation was urgent, so he followed the man in red before he had time to think about it.

This person seems to be very familiar with the terrain here. After walking along the mountain wall for a long time, he slipped into a narrow gap. Jiang Yunlou followed him in and took a look. Good guy, although the gap is narrow, the place is very deep. If you shrink to the end, it should be difficult for people passing by outside to find this place.

After climbing into the deepest part of the gap, Jiang Yunlou silently glanced at the team list. There were still only four people. Except for Nanfeng who was lying dead at the end of the route, only himself and two Qixiu were left. He clicked on the map, and the two His teammates were still wandering around Mingsha Mountain, and here he was alone, and there were no other blue dots.

But this person is the blue ID representing teammates.

is it possible?

He tried to click on the opponent with the mouse, but found that he couldn't select the target at all.

Jiang Yunlou crackled and typed out two words: Who are you?

[Secret Chat] Dongfang Undefeated: Teammate.

[Secret chat] Jiang Yunlou: ... But I didn't see you in the team.

[Secret chat] Dongfang Bubai: Oh, there must be a bug.

A fluffy one, no matter how you look at it, it seems to be perfunctory.Jiang Yunlou slowly raised his eyebrows, staring at the blue words [Eastern Unbeaten] on the screen, feeling a bit of chill.

no no no...

It's impossible for Ghost Net [-] to really appear. It really is a bug. The red-clothed teammate in front of him must have been crazily targeted by game bugs.

Jiang Yunlou couldn't think of reasons other than bugs to explain this phenomenon, so he temporarily believed in the other party's bug theory.

[Secret chat] Jiang Yunlou: Thank you just now.

The other party's reply was very straightforward.

[Secret Chat] Dongfang Bubai: No thanks.

Jiang Yunlou's heart skipped a beat, as if he had vaguely sensed the character of the other party.

He should not be a person who likes to chat with people very much, he is more careful.

How should I put it, because in the game, very few people put a period at the end of every sentence, even if they do it at the beginning, but after playing the game for a long time, most people don't bother to play, he and Gu Xian can be compared Stubborn and old-fashioned, he has been joked about by relatives and friends more than once.

Jiang Yunlou thought that he was really stuck with a bug, so he didn't say that he couldn't choose the other party, and he didn't take the initiative to ask the other party's occupation.

He thought that without a weapon on his back, most sects could be eliminated, could it be Wanhua?Because the pen on the waist is too small, so I can't see it, or is it a casual person who simply disarmed and planned to survive to the finals?

Jiang Yunlou rotated the camera, zoomed in and out, and wanted to take a closer look at this teammate, but for some reason, he was always unable to focus on the target, and there were mountain walls blocking it on both sides. After several attempts, he gave up regretfully. .

The two of them stood together in the deepest part of the gap, not to mention, one red and one green, it was quite interesting to watch.In the silence of each other, there was only a little yellow dog, perseveringly jumping up and down under Jiang Changsheng's feet.

The secret chat sounded again.

[Secret chat] Dongfang Bubai: Your dog?

Jiang Yunlou perked up and typed immediately.

[Secret chat] Jiang Yunlou: Yes.

The other party replied immediately: very cute.

Jiang Yunlou thought for a while, and suggested: "I have something else, do you want to see my pet exhibition?"

Anyway, there's nothing to do hiding here, so it's good to release the pets one by one to liven up the atmosphere.

The other party quickly replied hello.

Jiang Yunlou then clicked on the interface of hanging pets, pulled out his panda eagle and fat orange one by one for a walk, and said with emotion: "I don't know what hanging pets will come out in the next wave, I hope it's a parrot, my family I also have a parrot."

The other party asked: "Do you like keeping pets?"

Jiang Yunlou replied: "I like it."

The circle of Longmen Desert has become smaller. Fortunately, their location is also included in the circle, and it is very central, so there is no need to move for the time being.

……so lucky.

Looking at my teammates again, the two Bing Xin's performance points are already very high. It seems that they have experienced a few fierce battles on the way here. .

[Battlefield] Women's Clothes Boss: Day, I just met a few celebrities, and we exchanged electric shocks. The two of us electrocuted the three on the opposite side to death, and one ran away.

Jiang Yunlou suppressed a smile and typed.

[Battlefield] Jiang Changsheng: Very powerful, is the medicine enough?

[Battlefield] Die Nong stays at home: enough is enough!

[Battlefield] Nanfeng: Hard work

[Battlefield] Women's clothing boss: Hey, Nanfeng, you're back?

[Battlefield] Nanfeng: I'm back.

[Battlefield] Nanfeng: Cloze is half wrong, she will die when I finish this week's chicken coins.

[Battlefield] Women's Clothes Boss: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Battlefield] Die Nong stays at home: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Jiang Yunlou thought of the junior high school kid in Nanfeng's family, silently lit a candle for her in his heart, and then explained his situation.

[Battlefield] Jiang Changsheng: We are cats in the gap on the mountainside, and we feel that we can stay until the next wave, so come here quickly.

[Battlefield] Women's Wear Boss: Little Pigeon, who are you allied with?

[Battlefield] Jiang Changsheng: No, they are our teammates. We just landed in the same place.

[Battlefield] Women's clothing boss:?

[Battlefield] Die Nong stays at home:? ? ?Our teammates?

Surely you can't see it over there...

Jiang Yunlou typed: "We have teammates, right next to me, it should just be a bug, so it won't be displayed in the team list."

The bigwig in women's clothing couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "...this dog is playing games and eating jujube pills."

Xiuluo said: "That's amazing, what is his occupation?"

Jiang Yunlou replied: "I don't know, I can't choose him."

There was a silence in the team.

[Battlefield] Die Nong stays at home: Daddy Qin, don't scare us qaq

[Battlefield] Big boss in women's clothing: ...Nanfeng, tell your son to stop, stop writing Ghost Net Three.

Nan Feng is as good as a stream: ...Son, stop quickly.

Jiang Yunlou, who was not trusted, said that he was very hurt, but it didn't matter. When they came over in a while, seeing is believing.

Only then did Jiang Yunlou turn his attention back to his teammates in red.

The other party was silent for a long time, and Jiang Yunlou noticed the subtle atmosphere, so he brought the topic back to the pet hanging just now.

"Do you like pets too?"

The other party quickly replied to him.

"do not like."

What a neat answer.

"I raised someone before, but after I raised him to death, I never raised him again."

Jiang Yunlou was a little confused. After he repeatedly confirmed that what he saw was indeed "a person" instead of a cat or a dog, a slight chill climbed up his back again.

His teammate... It seems that it is not as simple as being madly targeted by game bugs...

The other party didn't intend to stop at all, and sent another sentence that made Jiang Yunlou's hair stand on end.

"So I can only come here to look for him, to see if he has stepped into reincarnation properly."

"When I find him, I'll go to him."

Jiang Yunlou's hand hesitated on the keyboard for a long time, not knowing what to reply, he was not sure whether the person opposite was serious or deliberately playing him, Jiang Yunlou barely suppressed the chill in his heart, and was about to reply, but At this moment, two red names passed by the cave, passed by in a flash, but returned in the next second.

It was discovered!

Jiang Yunlou immediately broke free from the atmosphere of seeing Ghost Net Three, the keyboard was crackling by him, and the operation was as fierce as a tiger, but he didn't have any equipment on him, and the attack power was really weak, and there was only a little blood left When he was skinning, Jiang Yunlou successfully flattened one of the people in the sand, cast a big move on his companion, and jumped off the cliff neatly.

Amitabha, Amitabha.

The man in red stood beside one of the tombs, and slowly withdrew his hands, without saying a word or moving.

[Map] Erqing: Pingsha my stinky song just now, come to XXX to marry me!

Jiang Yunlou:? ? ?

Such a speech immediately exploded a group of crazy copycats.

[Map] Shanfeng Zhifeng: You beat my dog ​​just now, and you come to xxx to marry me too!

[Map] Daomanman: Anyone who beats me, come to xxx to marry me!

……

……

[Map] Big Cat: Hit me, come to xxxx to marry me!

Jiang Yunlou silently backed into the gap, and copied a call that was swiped over, meaning to change the district server to where he was.

[Map] Jiang Changsheng: Hit me, come to Qiandao Lake to marry me!

The next second, he felt the sight of his teammates in red.

After his teammates stared at him clearly, Jiang Yunlou finally chose Dongfang Bubai. Looking at the series of question mark blood bars of his teammate [Dongfang Bubai], Jiang Yunlou silently opened his mouth wide.

Snap it.

He has become a lonely grave.

There was also a bright little flower.

With a ding, the purple secret chat appeared in the dialog box.

"I'll go to Qiandao Lake to marry you."