What bad thoughts can kittens have

Of course Yu Ming got off work earlier than Jiang Zhou today.

But he didn't really want to go home.

He was downcast all afternoon, like a wilted weed, and he would answer questions and be polite to people, but he was always a little pitiful.

The employees of the cafe were so cute that they screamed, and their hearts softened. They scrambled to ask him what's the matter, and carefully checked if he had a fever.

When he got off work, he made brown sugar milk tea for him to drink on the way home from get off work.

Yu Ming sat on the stone bench in the community, sipped milk tea, and opened their monster school, the class group of Class Six of the third year.

Yes.

The life of the majority of monster teenagers is not much different from that of human teenagers.

Inescapable exams and homework, strict head teacher and grade teacher wandering around, there is a black magic assessment every month, if the score is too bad, parents must be invited.

And, behind the back of teachers and parents secretly set up class groups.

It's just that the ages of the students in the monster school are quite uneven.

The adulthood period of each race is different. Little cat demons like Yu Ming, whose parents are both big monsters, are transformed from birth and change every year just like humans. By the age of eighteen or nineteen, their minds are basically sound.

But like his deskmate Zhuo Lin, a member of the fat-stealing family, he was a fluffy bird for 50 years before he was born, and he grew very slowly after being transformed, and his mind was ignorant, so he was 107 years old when he entered school , can be called a centenarian—that is, he has a chubby face, and at first glance he looks like a human being who is fifteen or sixteen years old.

Yu Ming opened the class group, and as soon as he entered, his screen was swiped, and there were so many messages that he couldn't even read them.

Their class is equivalent to the third year of human high school.

Now all of them are outside to participate in the assessment period, and it is the first time for the little monsters to live alone in human society, and there are many slots to vomit every day.

As soon as Yu Ming got to the bottom of the chat group, he saw Xuanfeng Qingying in the class yelling.

"Yaoshou, this human who adopted me is really unreasonable. I just wanted to live in his birdcage, but he actually wanted to drag me to breed! I am a male, a male! He actually found another male." Yes, expect me to lay eggs for him! Is he blind!"

Everyone was laughing and laughing, and none of the monsters sympathized with him.

"You should have thought of it when you were looking for someone to touch porcelain before. How can a human's nest be so easy to enter? There is no free lunch in the world."

"That's right, you're already pretty good, all thanks to your cute looks, and humans supporting you. If you're not satisfied, exchange with me, and come to the construction site to move bricks together."

"It's okay to go to the convenience store cashier with me."

"It's okay to be a model with me, but you have to hold back. When you are sexually harassed, you can't wring the other person's head off."

……

Amidst the wanton laughter, someone asked the fatal question, "So did you end up mating with that male Xuanfeng?"

"Of course not!" Qingying exploded all of a sudden, and sent an explosive emoji, "I beat it out, and pecked a handful of my human hair bald along the way. Let's see if he dares to bring wild bird!"

When Yu Ming saw this, he couldn't help but also laughed, and his mood that had been depressed just now was a little bit better.

He also sent an emoticon package to the group to show his existence.

Yu Ming has a good relationship with monsters in the class, and other students greeted him one after another.

Someone remembered that he also found a human to touch porcelain, and asked him, "Yu Ming, how does that human in your family treat you?"

As soon as this problem came out.

The corners of Yu Ming's mouth that were originally raised fell down again.

"pretty good."

He typed these three words.

In terms of attitude and quality of life, Jiang Zhou is simply a good owner who can't be found even with a lantern.

He would hardly refuse any of his requests, whether he broke a vase at home or was a picky eater, Jiang Zhou would never get angry.

Fearing that he would get lost, he also gave him a collar with an ID card, which is very beautiful.

But this is Jiang Zhou as the owner.

"That's good," the classmate said again, "You have a soft temper, and you are afraid that you will be bullied when you meet bad humans. Since he treats you well, you can live in peace and just pass the inspection period."

Yu Ming pursed his lips, couldn't hold back, and said again, "But I haven't been very happy recently."

He really has no one to complain about. If he tells his brother, he will definitely say that you have a job anyway, so just move out.

The students asked him what happened.

He told Jiang Zhou that he wanted to buy a gift for Jiang Zhou when he was working part-time, but he met Jiang Zhou in a cafe.

"He doesn't seem to like me as a human being at all," said gloomily, "He came to my coffee shop with his colleagues today, and I heard him say that he is going to go on a blind date with someone introduced by his colleagues."

The little monster in the class had a question mark on his face.

"Blind dates are normal, not only human beings, we monsters also go on blind dates," said a rabbit demon, "My mother is going to let me go on a blind date with her cousin's grandson, but that grandson inherited from dad, he is a wolf! Scared the rabbit to death, I dreamed in the middle of the night that I would be eaten by him!"

Another dog demon said, "Nowadays it's normal for natural enemies to fall in love with each other, race doesn't matter, handsome or not is what matters."

She asked Yu Ming again, "But after listening to it for a long time, I still don't understand why you are upset, just because your pet wants to go on a blind date?"

Yu Ming sent a "hmm".

Also sent a crying kitten emoticon package.

The thought of Jiang Zhou going on a blind date and possibly bringing someone back for a date made him feel very unhappy.

But he knew it was wrong, and seriously self-examined.

"I might have enclosed the land," he said gloomily, "I thought I wouldn't, but I might have set aside this place. When I think of Jiang Zhou bringing people back, I feel invaded." .I know this is wrong, after all, this is actually Jiang Zhou's home."

In ancient times, monsters would habitually plot territory.

Trespassers die.

Of course, trespassers are too hard to beat but another matter.

But now it is very common for monsters to live together, that is, some big monsters who are very old will also enclose their territories.

But as soon as Yu Ming said these words, the class became strangely quiet.

After a long time, the irritable Xuanfeng didn't hold back, and spoke boldly, "I don't think you have encroached on the land. You seem to have a crush on this human being and want to mate with him."

Yu Ming: "..."

Nonsense.

Who, who wants to mate with Jiang Zhou.

"I don't have one," he typed with trembling hands, "I'm just a little used to it being just me and him in the territory."

"Then why do you want to give him a gift?" Xuanfeng continued to hit the nail on the head, "Aren't you courting?"

"I'm not your bird," Yu Ming was speechless, "I just want to express my gratitude to him, okay? I'll borrow his house to pass the assessment period, so I have to show it a bit."

However, this reason is not convincing.

As we all know, monsters who borrow from human homes usually pay the thank you fee once when they move out.

Some left gold for humans.

Some use their own abilities to pray for human beings to eliminate evil.

But like Yu Ming, he eagerly gives birthday gifts to people halfway, and even goes to work for them.

……

Hiss, it doesn't sound right no matter what.

A few little monsters worriedly persuaded Yu Ming, "It's best if you don't like it, you'd better stay away from humans. Although transvestites can intermarry, most people can't accept monsters."

"That's right, remember our senior Longzhang a few levels ago, the one who stayed in the bureau for two months. Yu Ming, I don't want to go to prison to see you."

This case is very famous in their school.

This senior found a human partner and confessed his identity to his human girlfriend before he got married. As a result, the girlfriend couldn't accept the insanity and caused a catastrophe.

In the end, it was the Monster Management Bureau who took action and erased his girlfriend's memory.

Senior Longzhang was also imprisoned to reflect on education because he caused actual harm to human beings.

This matter is often used by the parents to scare their little monsters, and to teach them that it is better to find a partner than a monster, and interracial love will not be fruitful.

When Yu Ming thought of the senior who had turned from a handsome handsome guy to a bearded uncle, he became even more sluggish.

Although he didn't think he liked Jiang Zhou.

But thinking that Jiang Zhou knew he was a monster, would reject him and hate him, he still felt his chest tighter.

Yu Ming sighed, and changed the subject, "Don't talk about it, I know what's going on, how are you doing part-time jobs, I can make some simple coffee now."

As soon as this was mentioned, the group immediately exploded again, talking about the history of blood and tears of working part-time.

Everyone has a sad account, and at this time they are envious of Yu Ming again, it's good to have a cute prototype, and they can easily deceive someone.

Yu Ming talked nonsense with his classmates for a while, and his mood improved a lot.

Seeing that it was getting dark and Jiang Zhou might come back at any time, he just put away his phone, ran away to the grass, turned into a kitten and crawled back to Jiang Zhou's house.

Sure enough, not long after he had been playing in the nest, Jiang Zhou came back, Yu Ming meowed, and ran to the door wagging his tail. At first glance, he looked like a dog.

Jiang Zhou was on the phone with someone, but when he saw Yu Ming squatting in front of him, he immediately bent down to pick up Yu Ming, and let Yu Ming sit firmly on his arm.

Yu Ming habitually rubbed against his chin.

But after a while, he heard Jiang Zhou's chat, and also heard the voice on the phone, which seemed to be the voice of the colleague he had met during the day.

He couldn't help pricking up his ears.

Although Jiang Zhou's cell phone did not leak sound, but being so close together, it did not prevent them monsters from eavesdropping at all.

A colleague told Jiang Zhou that he remembered to go on a blind date on Sunday.

"No. 91 Dihua Road, that Tongshan cafe, two o'clock, don't be late, I've sent you the photo and WeChat, don't let others dove, I've bet my life's face!"

Jiang Zhou snorted lightly.

In fact, he already wanted to regret it in the afternoon, but Jian Guan probably saw his intentions, and quickly helped him make an appointment, threatening him to go.

Just go.

At worst, let's break up after drinking a cup of coffee.

"Got it," Jiang Zhou said absently while sitting on the sofa, rubbing Yu Ming's head, "I will go."

But as soon as he finished speaking, Yu Ming in his arms suddenly slapped his paw.

The pink meat pad snapped open his hand, jumped out of his arms without even looking at him.

"Baby?" He frowned suspiciously.

Yu Ming gave Jiang Zhou a cold look, turned around without looking back, and only pointed his butt at Jiang Zhou.

He slithered onto the cat climbing frame Jiang Zhou made for him, nailed it to the wall, climbed to the highest point in two or three strokes, and looked down at Jiang Zhou condescendingly.

big liar.

Human beings don't count what they say, and Jiang Zhou is the same, he thought angrily, before he looked ascetic, but now he doesn't want to mate.

That night, Jiang Zhou opened three canned cat food in an attempt to coax Yu Ming down.

But Yu Ming lay life and death on the cat climbing frame, unmoved.

Jiang Zhou couldn't help frowning, he rarely saw Yu Ming like this, but it didn't look like he was sick, he looked quite energetic.

He put down the can of cats, puzzled.

Just at this moment, his cell phone rang, and it was the veterinarian who reminded him that there was a package in the annual card, remember to use it.

He also reminded him to remember to sterilize his pets.

Jiang Zhou looked at Yu Ming silently.

In fact, he couldn't bear to have Yu Ming sterilized, but judging by the current situation, maybe it's because Yu Ming grew up, and his temper became cloudy and cloudy when he was in estrus.

After thinking about it, he still sent a sentence to the pet hospital, "Got it."

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It's about to be on the list, grab a little Yu Ming and come to ask everyone for a starfish~