What bad thoughts can kittens have

Yu Ming×Jiang Zhou's episode:

1.

In the summer after Yu Ming's assessment period ended, Jiang Zhou and Yu Ming returned to Yunshi for the first time.

He went back as Yu Ming's fiancé. Yu Ming submitted the application materials, indicating that the two were engaged and planned to marry, and Jiang Zhou got a Yuanyuan passcode.

The card was in the shape of a small dried fish, and Yu Ming slapped it on the back of his hand, and the small dried fish appeared on Jiang Zhou's arm.

"This is our family's family crest," Yu Ming explained with a smile, "You are my fiancé, so the access card is my family crest, which means you are my partner."

When he said this, his face was flushed by the sun.

It was also thanks to this piece of paper that Jiang Zhou had indeed become his fiancé, so he was exempted from the school's censorship.

During the assessment period, I became a pair with the human owner of Pengci. Even a fool knows that there is a problem, okay!

But because Jiang Zhou wasn't controlled by any black magic, nor was he subjected to any mental stimulation, so Yu Ming only needed to write a self-criticism in the end.

In the end, this review was actually written by Jiang Zhou.

Yu Ming was eating ice cream on the side, with cream on his lips, wearing Jiang Zhou's big T-shirt, showing no thought at all.

The central idea of ​​this review is to be in awe of the laws of monsters, and not to act recklessly in human society just because of the power of monsters.

Jiang Zhou said while writing, "Your laws are quite advanced, and you also have a sense of protection for human beings."

After he fell in love with Yu Ming, he also learned about the laws, customs, city background and so on of monsters.

Kinda... interesting.

Yu Ming also stuffed Jiang Zhou with a mouthful of ice cream. Jiang Zhou didn't like to eat such milky things, but he still opened his mouth.

"We also need to develop," Yu Ming shook his calf, "In this era, there are very few big monsters occupying the top of the mountain like before, and the little monsters themselves are not strong. In fact, apart from having a longer life span, It's not that different from humans."

Having said that, when Jiang Zhou returned to Yun City with Yu Ming, he still felt the deep gap between monsters and humans.

At least in human cities.

He will not see sparrows speaking human words.

"Yu Ming, this is your human boyfriend, he's so handsome." The little sparrow flew on Yu Ming's head and chirped, and said to Jiang Zhou, "Hello, my name is Zhang Yao."

Yu Ming introduced to him, "This is my junior."

Jiang Zhou nodded politely, "Hi, I'm Jiang Zhou."

Starting with this junior, Yu Ming greeted people all the way on the way home with Jiang Zhou.

Fortunately, Jiang Zhou bought enough meeting gifts, otherwise it would not be enough.

He looked down at his little boyfriend. Yu Ming was too lazy to walk, and turned into a cat in Jiang Zhou's arms. After saying goodbye to a bunch of people, they got into the car sent by Yu's family to pick them up.

In fact, there are quite a lot of cars in Yunshi, mainly due to the advanced technology. Although the monsters run fast, on a hot day, who wants to be outside in the sun, it is better to drive with the air conditioner.

Jiang Zhou had already met Yu Ming's elder brother, and Yu Mang was already cold-tempered, so he didn't have any trouble with this "brother-in-law", but just said something lightly to treat Yu Ming well.

Now that he was going to meet his parents, Jiang Zhou held Yu Ming's little paw, still feeling a little nervous.

In particular, he learned from Yu Ming's words that the Yu family is considered a rich family even among monsters.

Although they are all harmless cats in the human impression, the elders in the family are almost all big monsters. To some extent, the little cat in his arms is actually a wealthy young master.

He looked down at Yu Ming.

Yu Ming seemed to have noticed it, and turned to look at him, "What's wrong?"

Jiang Zhou shook his head, and pulled him into his arms again, "It's okay."

To find such a powerful little monster by accident, he really had to work very hard.

But wait until you really step into the gate of Yu's house.

The first thing Jiang Zhou saw was a bunch of fluffy kittens, all playing balls in the courtyard.

Yu Ming picked up a few of them familiarly, "These are all my cousins. Oh, the one in my hand is Sanqiu, and the one that bit me is Wumeng. They were born only two years ago, and haven't transformed yet."

He took Jiang Zhou inside again.

Inside the beautiful house, there are more big cats, and the variety is dazzling.

Yu Ming took Jiang Zhou one by one and called over, "This is my third aunt, that is my little aunt, and that is my cousin."

With his excellent memory, Jiang Zhou was able to remember everything correctly.

A bunch of big cats were too lazy to transform into human form, and they gathered around Jiang Zhou to look around.

Yu Ming's third aunt looked at Jiang Zhou, feeling very relieved, "We haven't had humans in our family for a long time. The last one who married a human was 300 years ago."

A bunch of monsters studied Jiang Zhou with the eyes of a cherished species, and they were even more shocked when they heard that Jiang Zhou was only 28 years old.

A big cat started to touch the red envelope on the spot, "Isn't this a cub, you children are really, get married as soon as possible."

Jiang Tian has long been an adult, and his eyes are subtly staring at a pile of red envelopes in his hand.

He would never have dreamed of it.

At the age of 28, he can still be called a cub.

But after knowing his age, Yu Ming's elders are more loving to him, they can't speak loudly, and even pull Yu Ming over to teach him how to love a human partner.

Yu Ming patted his chest and promised, "Don't worry, Sister Lian, I promise not to bully him."

Jiang Zhou almost laughed out loud when he heard it.

He is surrounded in the very middle.

A bunch of cats sat beside him, scratching him with their paws, or chatting with him on a chair, and there were newborn kittens rolling in his arms and fighting with each other.

This scene was far from what he had imagined.

Jiang Zhou silently separated a pair of fighting kittens.

Facing such a pile of fluff, it was really hard for him to be tense and serious.

It wasn't until night that the big cats in the family changed into human forms one after another.

Yu Ming's parents who went out finally came back.

Jiang Zhou recognized them at a glance, without him, Yu Ming really looked a lot like his parents.

It's just that Yu Ming is too young, and his face is soft and fair, with the innocence and cuteness of a teenager.

But his parents are as cold and sharp as if they have been on the battlefield for a long time, like a dusty blade. Although they are quietly sealed in the scabbard, they can still smell the bloody smell of the past.

Especially Yu Ming's mother.

He knew that Yu Ming was only a little raccoon after following his mother, but Yu Shulan was extremely tall. Although she was similar to Yu Ming, her outline was sharper. Just a strong aura.

On the contrary, it was Yu Ming's father, Chang Chuan, who couldn't tell that he was a beast like a nine-tailed fox. He was coquettish and beautiful, not as serious and powerful as his wife, but his expression was sad, with a natural condescension.

But this indifference is gone at the sight of his precious son.

"Ming Ming," Chang Chuan hugged Yu Ming in his arms, his heart was about to tremble, "Did our baby suffer outside? I told you that your school would be kicked up if you broke the assessment period, and your mother wouldn't let it. .”

When Yu Shulan heard this, she gave Chang Chen a brain-breaker.

"I'm laughing." She smiled at Jiang Zhou, "My husband is like this, he protects his shortcomings and is narrow-minded, so don't talk to him."

Chang Chuan bared his teeth, wanting to protest.

But as soon as he caught his wife's sight, he faltered again, focusing on Rua's son.

Jiang Zhou also smiled. Looking at Yu Shulan's young and bright face, he really couldn't call out the honorifics, but he had to bite the bullet, "Auntie, I'm sorry to bother you when we meet for the first time."

He called Chang Chen again, "Hello, Uncle."

Chang Chuan clicked his tongue, glanced critically at Jiang Zhou, cleared his throat and was about to speak.

But the son in his arms pressed his paw on the face, "Dad, what did you promise me?"

Before going home, Yu Ming communicated with his parents, and he was not allowed to embarrass Jiang Zhou.

His mother is okay, the main reason is that his father has too many criminal records for being unreasonable.

When Chang Chuan was slapped by his son's little pad, his heart almost melted.

"Father didn't plan to say anything," he squeezed out a smile, his originally cold and proud face became a little more friendly, and he took out a red envelope and put it in Jiang Zhou's hand, "Here's it, take it, the first See you next time, welcome to come often."

It's very official.

Yu Ming rolled his eyes.

Yu Shulan also stared at him speechlessly, out of sight and out of mind, she drove Chang Chuan aside and chatted with Jiang Zhou by herself.

In fact, she and Chang Chuan were not dissatisfied with Jiang Zhou at all.

The little monsters at home have never brought home any species, and her niece even found a hamster demon as her husband a while ago.

So she just kindly asked Yu Ming how this year was going.

"Thinking about it now, it's also predestined." She smiled, "There are so many people in this world, so many kittens, but you just abducted this little monster, Yu Ming, back home."

Jiang Zhou also laughed when he heard this.

He looked at Yu Ming who was playing with his nephew not far away, "That was the luckiest day of my life."

He thought that what he brought back was just a pet for companionship.

Unexpectedly, in the end, he became the lover of his life hand in hand.

Yu Shulan smiled knowingly, lowered her head and took a sip of tea, "Who said otherwise?"

Back then, she and Chang Chuan got together because she found the wrong fox den and took Chang Chuan as a villainous fox who bullied her sisters and tore down the den.

Chang Chuan was so angry that he almost exploded on the spot.

But in the end, after stumbling, they got married and had two children.

2.

Having met the parents, Jiang Zhou's status as a friend is confirmed.

In the following ten years, Yu Ming was successfully admitted to Chenghai University near Jiang Zhou's home, where he studied Chinese, and then went to graduate school and graduated. Ten years passed in a blink of an eye.

In the past ten years, Jiang Zhou has been fed ginseng whiskers and Ganoderma lucidum powder sent by Yu's family, his face has hardly changed, and he even looks a little younger.

Originally, everything would come to fruition, Yu Ming and Jiang Zhou had already decided to obtain the certificate and form a life-and-death contract.

But when it came to the scene, a little accident happened.

Jiang Zhou was found not to be human during the blood test for the certificate.

In other words, he is a very rare atavistic human being.

The so-called returning to ancestors means that there was once an ancestor in the ancestors who was a monster.

But with human beings multiplying from generation to generation, this trace of blood can be ignored.

Only a very small number of offspring will have the characteristics of a monster.

This is called atavism.

They cannot be counted as monsters, nor can they be counted as humans, they are closer to half-demons.

And the reason why Jiang Zhou hasn't shown the characteristics of a monster for so many years is because his awakened blood, Lingyu, grows very slowly.

The human blood in his body is now in the upper hand, and it will take decades for him to slowly demonize.

"I just said that sometimes you don't look like a human being." The third aunt patted her thigh, "Last time you ran a long-distance race with my A Miao and left him behind. I thought it was made up by our ganoderma."

Jiang Zhou himself was in a daze.

After being a person for so many years, when she was about to get married, she realized that she was a half-demon.

But he took it well.

I have lived with monsters for so many years, and it is not a big deal to change races.

He discussed with Yu Ming, although the life-and-death contract does not need to be concluded, but they can go to get the marriage contract of the monster, it is also life and death together, this life will not change.

But when he went to the marriage registration office with Yu Ming, he was told regretfully, no.

"Why," Jiang Zhou frowned, "I've studied your laws, half-goblins can conclude contracts, and if you don't want to issue them, I can appeal."

"Ah, that's not the problem, sir." The staff looked at the tall Jiang Zhou with loving eyes, "You are too young. You are still a baby in the Lingyu race. How can you get married?"

He then said to Yu Ming who was next to him, "You too, although your cat clan matured early, but you are a mixed race, thanks to the fact that you didn't inherit much of the nine-tailed fox blood from your father, otherwise you would not be considered an adult either."

Jiang Zhou and Yu Ming were stunned together.

Jiang Zhou's race, Lingyu, is really rare, and they don't know much about it.

They wanted to break their heads, but they never thought that Jiang Zhou, who is now 38 years old, would one day be labeled as a minor.

"Then when can I get married?" Jiang Zhou asked unwillingly.

The staff looked at him disapprovingly.

Really, at a young age, my mind is full of love and love.

"At least 30 years from now," the staff member said, "It's too late for your race to become an adult. Fortunately, you are a half-demon. If not, you will not be able to come until at least 100 years later. When will you become a demon and when will you register?" .”

Jiang Zhou: "..."

Yu Ming: "..."

Jiang Zhou also tried to argue with reason, saying that he is actually more like a human being, and theoretically he has been an adult for 20 years.

Too bad the staff didn't listen.

"Let's go, children, don't mess around, go back and ask the parents." The staff rang the bell with a slap, "The next pair is registered!"

In the end, Jiang Zhou and Yu Ming studied the law of monsters several times to no avail, so they had to resort to twists and turns to get a human marriage certificate first.

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Hehe, this final setting was actually thought up a long time ago.

Some babies may notice that Jiang Zhou is...not quite human.

For example, he can put Ming Mingti on the ground.cough cough.

Yu Ming and Jiang Zhou came to an end.

I will take a day off tomorrow, and then I will write my brother Yu Mang.

(ps. All the settings in the book are made by me)