What bad thoughts can kittens have

Yu Ming stayed with his brother until after nine o'clock, Yu Mang was about to go back to his dormitory, so Yu Ming left.

Yu Mang originally wanted to take his younger brother back to the apartment, it doesn't matter if he stays for one night, but Yu Ming shook his head, "No, Jiang Zhou is coming back soon, he thought I was lost when he found out that I wasn't there."

Yu Mang frowned slightly.

In fact, he still didn't want Yu Ming to live with someone else.

But he also knew that Yu Ming was not very good at dealing with the outside world since he was a child. Although he was very defensive in his heart, he also knew that Yu Ming was not very good at black arts. What kind of job do you get? It's better to pretend to be a kitten and sneak into a human's house.

Anyway, the main purpose of social practice is not to really exercise the working ability of little monsters, but to help them integrate into human society.

"Okay, then you go back. Remember to call me if you have anything to do. Although you can't use demon power in non-emergency situations, it's important to save your life if someone wants to hurt you. Do you know?"

Yu Mang sent his younger brother to the first floor of the company all the way, and then threw a lot of things into Yu Ming's storage bag, all of which were on the verge of breaking the rules.

Yu Ming nodded, drank the second cup of milk tea and waved to his brother, "You don't need to send it away, I know the way, and I will sneak to see you when I have time."

Yu Mang stopped in his tracks, watching his brother run away in a hurry.

He frowned helplessly, and he didn't know who he was like.

Say they are like their dad, but dad is not so stupid.

Yu Ming returned home before Jiang Zhou.

When Jiang Zhou came home late at night, what he saw was Yu Ming playing with a ball in the cat's nest boredly. The orange ball was rolling around, and his tail was slapping the ground perfunctorily. vigorously.

Hearing Jiang Zhou approaching, he lazily raised his eyelids and meowed.

Jiang Zhou hugged Yu Ming and kissed his ear, feeling a little distressed, "Are you bored at home? Huh?"

Yu Ming was a little dazed by the kiss.

No, whether you human beings speak the Basic Law or not, it’s fine to touch my stomach, why are you still kissing me?

He looked at Jiang Zhou in bewilderment, his emerald green eyes widened slightly, they were round and very cute.

Jiang Zhou didn't feel wrong at all, and carried him to the kitchen to get a beer.

Yu Ming: "..."

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Needless to say, although he is a monster, he is obviously a monster with online aesthetics. As a human being, Jiang Zhou looks really good-looking.

After being kissed twice, his face became hot, and he covered his face with a small white glove, not daring to raise his head, and let out a groan in his throat.

Human beings really don't talk about Wude.

Why are you playing hooligans casually?

Jiang Zhou hugged Yu Ming and went to the bedroom. He looked at Yu Ming's small rice bowl and found that the food in it was not finished yet, so he knew that Yu Ming was not hungry.

Usually he let Yu Ming sleep in the cat's bed, but today he brought Yu Ming into the bedroom and put it next to the pillow.

Yu Ming: "?"

Before he could figure out what Jiang Zhou wanted to do, he saw Jiang Zhou reaching out and starting to unbutton his shirt.

The gray shirt was open, revealing a lean and strong upper body, with smooth muscle lines, eight-pack abs, but a narrow waistline, narrow, thin and flexible, really a good figure.

Yu Ming opened his mouth wide, looking dumbfounded. It took two seconds for him to realize what he was doing. With a meow, he quickly got his head under the quilt.

Meow, don't look at evil!

And Jiang Zhou was talking to him nonchalantly, "You are sleeping in the bedroom today, and you were not allowed to enter the room two days ago because you were afraid that you would urinate. You have been good, so you can sleep here."

Yu Ming buried his head in the quilt, only his butt was exposed, and hummed in his heart.

Talking like how rarely he sleeps in the bedroom.

He burrowed under the quilt for a while, guessing that Jiang Zhou had already changed before sticking his head out, only to find that Jiang Zhou was no longer in front of the bed, but went to the bathroom to take a shower.

The sound of water rushing over.

Yu Ming sat on the pillow, with his little tail draped over his paw, thinking whether to sneak back to the cat's den.

He's a decent cat.

But he thought and thought and thought again and again.

When Jiang Zhou came out of the shower, he was still squatting on the pillow.

Jiang Zhou wiped his half-dried hair and went to bed. He smelled like grapefruit shower gel, which was very light but pleasant.

Yu Ming inhaled, liked the taste, and rubbed against Jiang Zhou unconsciously.

Jiang Zhou picked him up, put him in his arms, and opened the ipad while stroking Yu Ming.

Yu Ming purred in comfort.

He fell down in Jiang Zhou's arms, forget it, let's spend the night with Jiang Zhou temporarily today, and run away tomorrow.

This sleep lasts for a month.

Since that day, Jiang Zhou never took Yu Ming out of the bedroom.

He originally let Yu Ming sleep with the cat in the living room because he was worried that the little wild cat might not get used to it and might make trouble in the bedroom, or even urinate on the bed.

But Yu Ming stayed in the room for a few days, not making noise, not stretching his claws, his only hobby was watching TV with him.

Very worry-free.

He was also the first to discover that a cat would love to chase the TV.

The TV in his room is often just a decoration. It is the background sound when he stays up late at work. He chooses a random channel to make the room a little bit louder, so as not to look too deserted. I don't even care.

But Yu Ming was different.

Every time he raised his head, he could see Yu Ming concentrating on watching the dog blood TV series, his green eyes were round and bright, and a fluffy kitten face could even show a vivid expression.

When the female lead and the male second are tearing each other up, he even opens his mouth slightly, and when the female lead dumps the scumbag and cuddles with the real male lead, he is a little shy and even hides under the quilt, Mimi only quietly showed two eyes.

The whole thing is a guilty conscience.

It's like being refined.

Jiang Zhou raised his eyebrows. He knew that the kitten he brought back was exceptionally smart, but he didn't expect it to be so smart.

But the IQ of cats and dogs is not low.

This one in his house is extraordinarily lively and exciting.

He watched Yu Ming fascinated by watching the TV series, shook his head to the music in it, smiled, deliberately went to get the remote control, and changed the TV to the financial channel.

Yu Ming's infatuation came to an abrupt end.

The tail doesn't wag either.

He turned to look at Jiang Zhou with a dazed expression, and saw Jiang Zhou leaning on the bed calmly, obviously still working, but he justly changed the TV to the financial channel.

Seeing Yu Ming approaching, he scratched Yu Ming's chin, "What's wrong?"

Yu Ming: "..."

He could see that this man was just bullying the little cat and not being able to speak.

He was so aggrieved that he thought that if I really spoke up, I would scare you to death.

But the cat was under the eaves, and had to lower its head. Yu Ming climbed onto Jiang Zhou's arm with hands and feet, rubbed his small head against Jiang Zhou's neck, and stepped on the remote control in Jiang Zhou's hand .

"I want to watch TV."—these words seemed to be written on his cat's face.

Jiang Zhou was so rubbed that he couldn't hold back his aloof air, so he smiled softly.

He hugged Yu Ming, and the kitten rubbed against his arms, warm and soft, as if it could soothe all anxiety in people's hearts.

He received another call from his "hometown" today, asking him to borrow money. Although he didn't respond, he was still in a bad mood.

But Yu Ming is so cutely nestled in his arms, and the kitten looks at him purely, which makes people feel warm from the bottom of their hearts.

He stroked Yu Ming's little head.

It felt kind of magical, to have such a little thing depend on him with all his heart.

He thought that if he had such a kitten in the orphanage, he would have lived a happier life.

But he quickly denied his idea.

No, at that time he couldn't even take care of himself, so how could he protect such a soft little thing.

He kissed Yu Ming's ear, and coaxed in a low voice, "Okay, I'll show you. I was rubbed all over by you."

He switched the TV back to the dog blood drama channel.

Satisfied, Yu Ming lay sprawled in Jiang Zhou's arms, very much like an old man.

Sure enough, in this family, he is the boss.

His cat's tail wags again.

Jiang Zhou continued to work with his head down, but after a while he suddenly said to Yu Ming, "Tomorrow I'm on vacation, why don't I take you out to have fun, I happen to be going to the pet shop to take a bath."

Yu Ming raised his head.

It has been almost two months since I came to Jiang Zhou's house. Jiang Zhou has been very busy and rarely takes a vacation.

Although he actually sneaked out, he hasn't gone out with Jiang Zhou yet.

Because he was afraid that Yu Ming would not be suitable for going out and would have a stress reaction, Jiang Zhou put Yu Ming in a cat bag and then just walked around the corridor and the community.

Not wanting Yu Ming to adapt well, squatting in the cat bag like a small basket, looking at him with dark eyes.

"You're quite courageous." Jiang Zhou touched Yu Ming's small ears.

He didn't take Yu Ming to any particularly lively places, he took Yu Ming to the pet hospital to take a bath first.

Yu Ming usually takes a bath at home, the last time he brought Yu Ming to the pet hospital for a full body checkup.

After all, Yu Ming is not a real kitten, and he doesn't resist taking a bath, especially the nurse, who is very gentle and cute, and her hands are very gentle. Although he is a bit shy, when he thinks that he is a cat now, he squats obediently in the bathtub .

He looked at Jiang Zhou outside through the glass window.

He saw a lot of Jiang Zhou who usually went to work in suits and leather shoes, and rarely saw Jiang Zhou wearing casual clothes. Today Jiang Zhou was wearing a white round neck pullover, which was very loose, showing off his tall frame, and the cuffs were slightly Rolled up, revealing a strong arm, wearing a sports watch on his left hand, the whole person suddenly seemed to be several years younger, and he did not have the usual indifference of being thousands of miles away.

Yu Ming tilted his head, and heard the young lady next to him joking with another young nurse, praising Jiang Zhou for being handsome.

"It's very temperamental," said the little nurse, "It's also very gentle with cats, and I feel that its temper is actually pretty good."

People like them who are engaged in the pet industry will naturally have a good impression of people who like small animals.

Yu Ming meowed triumphantly upon hearing this.

That's not true, this is the shit shovel officer he personally selected.

He had completely forgotten that he was kidnapped and returned home by Jiang Zhou.

At this moment, he still doesn't know what the high-quality excrement shovel officer in his mind is talking about with the doctor.

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Jiang Zhou's daily routine: going to work, smoking cats

In fact, they will meet in human form soon, and they will not always be kittens. After all, our task is to find a partner!