What bad thoughts can kittens have

Yu Ming quickly adapted to life at Jiang Zhou's house.

At the beginning, he was quite unhappy about not being able to go home with his beloved young lady, so he squatted high on the cat climbing frame and inspected the 180-square-meter apartment.

He licked his paws and thought, isn't it common for humans to change jobs? Of course their kittens can, too. First, they will use Jiang Zhou as a transition for a few days. If Jiang Zhou treats him badly, he will immediately pack up and run away.

Just very witty.

But within a few days after the rhetoric was released, he completely forgot it.

Yu Ming spread out on Jiang Zhou's lap, like a flat and round cat cake. Jiang Zhou scratched his chin while feeding freeze-dried food into his mouth. When he was tired, there was a small bowl to bring water to his mouth, and the pieces scattered beside him A pile of cat toys, three scratching posts, the whole life of a depraved landowner.

Jiang Zhou scratched his back, watched the latest stock market analysis on the computer, and took the time to make a phone call with his colleagues.

Yu Ming couldn't understand.

His understanding of human society depends entirely on promotional videos and annual human travel, and what he learns is all on paper.

But he probably knew that Jiang Zhou seemed to be an actuary, who belonged to the high-income group among human beings, was handsome, young and promising, and was very popular among the opposite sex.

But it has nothing to do with him.

In his opinion, Jiang Zhou's most important advantage is that he is really kind to cats.

Ever since Yu Ming accidentally knocked over a vase and tore Jiang Zhou's two shirts before he was spanked, he looked at Jiang Zhou differently.

You know when he was a kid he broke the fucking spell and got picked up and pulled his ears.

But Jiang Zhou didn't care at all, he just rescued it from the shirt, and gave him the shirt as a blanket, and while feeding him cat strips, he said, "I've never seen you so stupid, you can plant clothes when you slip on the soles of your feet." inside."

Yu Ming: "?"

He was eating the cat strips, full of disbelief, he didn't expect this human being to be so cold-hearted towards the cat.

Ever since that day, Yu Ming has selectively forgotten about his desire to change jobs.

Yu Ming raised his chin, rubbed against Jiang Zhou's body tenderly, stepped on Jiang Zhou's arms with his little pink paws, opening and closing, his heart was calm and peaceful.

run what run?

Is it that freeze-drying is not delicious or that cat climbing frames are not fun?

He looked at Jiang Zhou lovingly, and felt that he deserved to be a kitty with full luck points.

Just being bumped by anyone casually can bump into such a good shit shoveler.

He put his head into Jiang Zhou's arms, thinking that when he graduated, he would not forget Jiang Zhou when he came to university in human society.

As long as Officer Chong Shovel has served him so wholeheartedly, he will repay him well in the future.

To be a cat is to be grateful, and he is not that kind of little white-eyed wolf.

Jiang Zhou was also very satisfied with Yu Ming.

He didn't know that Yu Ming was a little monster, he just felt that although the raccoon cat looked skinny, it didn't scratch the sofa or demolish the house when it entered the house, it just tore a few shirts, which was already very satisfying.

It is not in vain that he was named "Xiaoguai".

He just took the kitten to the hospital for a physical examination two days ago, everything was normal and healthy, he thought that the stray cat had some minor problem, and he was ready for treatment, but the kitten was so healthy that the doctor was surprised , Said it was better than those raised in pet hospitals.

It's better than anything.

He touched Yu Ming's ear, picked it up, and weighed it in his palm.

Yu Ming: "..."

If he was dissatisfied with Jiang Zhou, it would probably be that he would give him a rua every now and then.

But the cat is under the eaves, and the sacrifice of hue is also inevitable.

How can human beings obediently offer sacrifices if they don't give them a little sweetness.

Yu Ming cheered himself up in his heart.

After the one-year assessment period is over, he will be free again!

Jiang Zhou played with the cat for a while, looked at the clock, and found that it was already six o'clock, he said to Yu Ming, "Be good at home today, I have to go to the company to work overtime tonight, and I may not come back until late at night."

Of course, he didn't expect the kitten to understand what he said, it was just exhorting him out of habit.

But Yu Ming pricked up his ears and his eyes lit up.

Really sleepy someone sent a pillow, he was going to find his brother at night.

Seeing that it was almost time, Jiang Zhou tidied up at home, put away cat food and water for Yu Ming, and then took his briefcase and prepared to leave.

Yu Ming Pi Dian Pi Dian sent him all the way to the door, turning around at his feet.

Jiang Zhou was so entangled that he almost couldn't get out of the house.

"It's really sticky." He bent down and touched Yu Ming again, the corners of his mouth slightly hooked.

Yu Ming felt that this was a complete slander.

Bah, he's an independent kitty.

perm

After confirming that Jiang Zhou had already left the apartment and would not turn around and come back, Yu Ming quickly changed back into a human form.

With a bang, the little tabby cat on the ground disappeared, replaced by a thin boy with beautiful emerald green eyes, round apricot-like shape, snow-white skin, red lips, slender waist and long legs. A look that will attract a lot of attention on the road.

He opened his storage bag, rummaged for a long time, took out a crumpled peaked cap, looked around furtively, and fell down from the balcony.

In the night, a light-colored shadow swished into the grass, then jumped into the woods, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

Taking the address given by his brother, Yu Ming walked all the way to the door of a certain entertainment company, where his brother lives now.

His brother is Yu Mang, two years older than him. He graduated from the monster school two years ago. When his brother came to practice in human society, he happened to be recruiting stars in an entertainment company. got a job.

When the training was almost over and the social assessment was over, his brother was selected to make his debut, and he formed a band with several other people.

What work is not done.

As a top student in the monster school, his brother quickly analyzed the pros and cons in his mind. The society is different now. Monsters also have to find a job and are subject to many restrictions. Although the job of a band is hard and not free, at least the rate of return is high. .

His brother immediately agreed and debuted.

After just half a year, their combination became an instant hit and became one of the hottest bands nowadays.

Yu Ming stood on the road and admired his brother's poster. Unlike Yu Ming's delicate and childish appearance, his brother was more like a combination of his parents. Not only was his prototype a mixture of a cat and a beast, but his appearance It is also reflected above.

His brother's facial features are also very beautiful, his eyebrows and eyes are like a painter's meticulously sculpted, but his eyes are naturally foggy blue, and the contours of his face are sharp and smooth. The sexiness between teenagers is like an invincible monster, throwing a glance at his subjects like giving alms.

Even Yu Ming, who had been impacted by his brother's beauty since childhood, couldn't help feeling for a while, his brother is really handsome.

No wonder a bunch of monsters chased his brother back in high school.

Yu Ming stood downstairs and sent a text message to his brother, saying that he had arrived, and not long after, a long-haired assistant lady picked him out of the grove where he was hiding.

The little sister looked at him with a smile, "You are Yu Mang's younger brother, Yu Ming. I am your brother's assistant, here to pick you up. Yu Mang said that you must be hiding behind a tree, but I still don't believe it. Sure enough, my brother knew about it." younger brother."

Yu Ming felt a little embarrassed.

Except for the owner who provided him with good food and drink recently, he hasn't dealt with humans much. Suddenly there is a cute and gentle lady, and he is so nervous that he doesn't know where to put it.

Fortunately, the young lady was considerate and gently tugged on his sleeve, "Let's go, I'll take you to find Yu Mang."

Yu Mang was in the lounge. He had just come out of the dance practice room and took a shower. His body was still steamy, so he just took a towel and wiped his hair.

As soon as Yu Ming came in, he jumped on his brother, "Brother!"

He is only two years younger than Yu Mang, which is almost negligible among monsters, but Yu Mang has been stable since he was a child, probably because he inherited more of his father's beast blood, compared to the soft and clingy Yu Ming. , to be more mature and calm.

Yu Mang looked at his younger brother who was rubbing against his shoulder in the mirror, smiled softly, raised his hand and flicked Yu Ming's forehead, "Little Brown Candy."

The assistant lady next to her also covered her mouth and laughed, but when she saw that the brothers had something to say, she immediately withdrew wisely.

Yu Mang pointed to the seat next to him, "Sit down and talk."

Yu Ming obediently went up and sat down.

The two brothers obviously have similar faces, but their temperaments are subtly different.

Yu Mang looked his younger brother up and down, "Well, he didn't lose weight, he wasn't injured, he seems to be doing well."

He knew that Yu Ming had found someone to touch porcelain.

This thing is not uncommon.

Yu Ming is not the only cheeky little monster, who turned into a prototype and infiltrated into human homes, was raised for a year and then came back, strictly speaking, it is not a violation of the monster law.

Especially when the little monsters bid farewell, most of them would leave some compensation for human beings, which in a sense could be considered as living expenses.

That is, the final graduation grade will be a little lower.

In the eyes of top student Yu Mang, this is simply intolerable, what's the point of not getting the first place in graduation.

But his little idiot brother...forget it.

He asked Yu Ming, "Does that human being treat you well? Where do you live? Is there any information? I'll check his background for you."

He brought Yu Ming a cup of milk tea, but he strictly managed it and only drank mineral water.

Yu Ming took a sip of the iced milk tea, and was so happy that the cat's tail was exposed, dangling in the air.

Of course, the Yunshi where they settled down also has milk tea, but because Yunshi is a gathering place for monsters, and the raw materials are different from those of the human world, he still prefers human tastes in comparison.

"Okay," Yu Ming wagged his tail and looked at his brother, his eyes narrowed when he talked about his crush, "Brother, let me tell you that human beings are stupid, I just need to meow a little, in his Roll it in the palm of his hand, and he can't wait to make an offering to me, bought me a lot of toys, and there are three cat litters."

It is very easy to let the cat down.

It's worse than his parents used to him.

Yu Mang was speechless.

Is it possible to be a little promising? Is it his brother's ultimate pursuit to eat, drink, and bask in the sun?

Will it really be possible to pass the exam smoothly if this continues, and then enter the University of Humanity?

Which university can't think of recruiting him.

But Yu Ming was very happy, and took out a photo of Jiang Zhou sleeping that he secretly took from his phone, "Brother, look, he is my shit-shoveling officer."

Yu Mang also bought his mobile phone, because he had to follow the regulations and his family members had limited assistance, so he only bought a tattered second-hand mobile phone.

But Yu Ming used it very smoothly.

Yu Mang glanced at the phone and frowned. The man in the photo was good-looking, but his face was a little cold, with a hint of alienation in his handsomeness, but that's not the point.

"How did you do it secretly?" he asked.

Yu Ming didn't think there was anything wrong at all, "While he's sleeping, I've turned into a human form."

After all, cat paws are not easy to operate.

Yu Mang immediately gave his younger brother a chestnut.

"What are you doing? You turned into a human. If this person sees you, not only will your graduation be revoked, but you may also be arrested by the Monster Administration for a week." Yu Mang looked at his younger brother with a headache, "Do you still remember?" Remember the three most important rules of the assessment."

Yu Ming covered his head and nodded pitifully, "Remember. You must not reveal your identity to humans. Unless it is a special case, you must not use demon power in front of humans. Unless it is an emergency avoidance, you must not harm humans or interfere with human society. .”

Although he was a little lazy, he still memorized the assessment rules one by one.

He puffed his face and complained softly, "There is no surveillance in his bedroom. I watched it, and I won't be photographed transforming."

Yu Mang crossed his arms, "That's not okay, what if he suddenly opens his eyes."

Yu Ming knew he was in the wrong, so he stopped talking and obediently bowed his head to be scolded.

He was originally the youngest in the family, and he was favored since he was a child, and Yu Mang was reluctant to discipline him.

"Forget it," Yu Mang sighed, "I don't ask for anything else, just just spend this year honestly."

After graduation, there won't be so many restrictions. He and Yu Ming are both in human society, so he can take care of Yu Ming single-handedly.

Only this year he can't interfere.

He squeezed Yu Ming's face again, "Don't cause trouble, since you're living in a human's house, don't cause trouble for him. When you leave, remember to prepare a thank you gift for him, you know?"

Yu Ming nodded slightly, "I know."

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The name of this chapter simply and crudely describes the result of Yu Ming’s encounter with porcelain.