I accidentally teased my brother's roommate

At 06:30 in the morning, the alarm clock set last night made Bai Yunxuan tremble under the covers, mumbling in a hoarse voice that he was scared to death, and when he poked his head out of the warm bed, he heard screams from the bed next door, Stretching can make such a big noise.

"Which row are you in?" Bai Yunxuan rubbed his face twice, got out of bed and stretched, the corners of his clothes were tucked up, Yang Wei poked him on the waist, the itchy Bai Yunxuan laughed and hid.

"Second row." Yang Wei changed into his military training uniform, "If I remember correctly, you are in the first row. I checked the list last night."

Bai Yunxuan squatted on the ground to tie his shoelaces, the hair on his head was a bit messy, Yang Wei mumbled with a toothbrush in his mouth, "Hurry up, the cafeteria will be crowded and you won't be able to buy buns later, you will definitely faint in the morning past."

"Baozi, do you have any stuffing?" Bai Yunxuan smiled and went over to squeeze the toothpaste. Hearing that Baozi was hungry, he brushed his teeth faster.

"Yes, there must be." Yang Wei glanced at his watch, "If you keep the ink stain down, it will be gone." Bai Yunxuan was so frightened that he spat out the toothpaste in his mouth, put on his hat and didn't even wipe off the water on his face, and dragged him away. Run towards the cafeteria.

"You do have a bit of foresight. This cafeteria...is full of people and my hat is almost squeezed out." Bai Yunxuan felt like a sardine, the brim of his hat was squeezed to the wrong direction. He stood in the steamed stuffed bun team, "I Buy buns, go buy water." Yang Wei nodded and hurried off.

Bai Yunxuan poked his head to look into the kitchen window cabinet, and saw that there were less than ten buns left in front of the sign with the words "San Xian".He counted the number of people, and it happened to be his ninth turn. He thought it was over, so he gritted his teeth and just bought something stuffed with green vegetables.

Seeing his aunt's hand grabbing seafood, Bai Yunxuan's panic was visible to the naked eye, and the expression on his face also changed. On the first day of military training, he couldn't even eat a bun, so he couldn't help but die of sadness.

While staring at the window, someone knocked on the head suddenly, with little strength, Bai Yunxuan turned around in surprise, and met Jiang Yike, who was wearing black T-shirt sweatpants and staring at a head taller than him in a black baseball cap. People still have that indifferent face.

"Standing your feet to see what?" After Jiang Yike asked, Bai Yunxuan lifted the brim of his hat, smiled and said looking at buns.

"Why did you come to school?" Bai Yunxuan asked while looking into the window. Jiang Yike said that he had a film to deal with, but Bai Yunxuan didn't listen carefully, and answered vaguely, extremely perfunctory.

Jiang Yike paused for a few seconds, then suddenly took two steps forward, pointed at the tall boy in the front row, and said a few words.When Bai Yunxuan was stunned, Jiang Yike handed him four steamed buns, all fresh.

"Your brother said to take care of you." He reached out and tapped the brim of Bai Yunxuan's hat casually, and whispered: "It's crooked."

"Thank you." Bai Yunxuan's shoulder was suddenly pushed hard. Yang Wei rushed down and said that time was running out. He looked up and saw Jiang Yike was startled. The former suddenly said, "If you can't bear it, you will fall back." After speaking, he turned around and left.

Bai Yunxuan was stunned for a long time, what?Where to pour it?

"You can meet every bun you buy." Yang Wei stared at the bag, "He bought it? I don't think he has eaten yet, so he came here to buy you breakfast?"

"....", Bai Yunxuan gnawed on the steamed stuffed bun, was dragged outside, his eyes were fixed on the black figure walking towards the teaching building, and his heart was beating like a drum.Yang Wei said vaguely, "You like it."

"Ah? You're talking nonsense." Bai Yunxuan stuffed the steamed stuffed bun into his mouth, covering his voice and said, "No."

A few instructors stood in the center of the playground, yelling at the students to go and line up.Bai Yunxuan swallowed the last mouthful of buns and trotted over, the queue was quiet, he stood in the middle, looking up was the instructor's eyes, the two of them stared wide-eyed.

The instructor yelled at him without warning, "It looks good!"

Bai Yunxuan's shoulders shook, and he opened his mouth in fright, "It's not pretty."

"It's not good, you still watch it!" The instructor yelled at him.

Bai Yunxuan trembled, his eyes widened and he replied solemnly, "Then I won't watch..."

"I don't know how to report when I speak!"

"Report." Bai Yunxuan died of grievance, "I won't read it."

"Look ahead!"

Bai Yunxuan's ears were buzzing, he was holding back, and he was staring at the banner on the playground in front of him.

It is impossible to fall backwards.

Jiang Yike really taught a good trick, Bai Yunxuan was still muttering in his heart, when the instructor in front suddenly said to take a break, he didn't keep up, saw the person walking towards him, and thought in his heart, it's over, and he will be criticized again up.

"Others heard it, but you didn't hear it!"

How could Bai Yunxuan have been scolded at such a young age, he was so wronged that he would die, so he didn't dare to speak out.Standing in the queue for nearly four or ten minutes, I saw that the other rows had rested, except for them, who were still basking in the sun. The whole playground was like watching monkeys.

Taking advantage of the gap between the instructor walking away and talking, someone behind him muttered, "Whoever pours one first will rest after pouring."

No one wanted to, and they procrastinated until the instructor came back and didn't fall down.

There were still people standing behind him, and he was afraid of bumping into them backwards. When he read a book a few days ago, people said that it was normal to fall forwards, so he had to act like it.

Bai Yunxuan gritted his teeth suddenly, and closed his eyes for a long time to build up his mind. He foolishly didn't look at the surrounding situation, his heart became ruthless, and his body fell straight forward in a daze.

This time, it was estimated that his appearance would be disfigured, and Bai Yunxuan wanted to die.

With a swish, his head was caught suddenly just as it was about to hit the ground.

Bai Yunxuan wondered if he should open his eyes or not, did he fall to his death?Lost consciousness, the soul flew into the sky?

Before I could figure it out, there was a sudden roar on the top of my head, "You still pretended to faint!!!"

What do you mean?

It took him a few seconds to react.

He fell into the arms of the instructor.

Bai Yunxuan was so frightened that he almost lost his soul, thinking why he was so back, but his eyes still didn't open, his whole body relaxed and spread out, he had to act to the end.

Instructor: "What do you mean? Still not getting up?"

Bai Yunxuan thought to himself: Who dares to get up?Aren't you pleading guilty?I'm sorry, I can't afford to be beaten to death.

"Instructor, everyone fainted! I'll take him to the infirmary!" The student who came from nowhere quickly picked him up.

"Fake it!" The instructor still didn't believe it, "I deal with you bastards every year, and I can pretend to faint several times a year!"

"I'm so dizzy!" The student also pretended to be stupid.

Instructor: "Let me see!"

Bai Yunxuan regretted the path he chose, thinking that if he was killed, he would not be able to shout, and he would pretend to be dead.There was a sudden gust of wind around his face, and a pair of hands patted the side of his face twice without hesitation, making two bangs.

He finally heaved a sigh of relief, feeling that the face had been photographed, and he should believe it no matter what.

Instructor: "I'll pinch someone."

Bai Yunxuan was about to scold her mother in his heart, and sneaked into the corner of his clothes with his hands.The instructor's hands are too heavy, this dead man can be squeezed alive by him.

"Instructor." The sudden voice should not be a student in military training.

The man said again, "I'll take it to the infirmary, who will be responsible if something goes wrong?"

"...OK." The instructor replied after hesitation.It's really not good to not be sent to the infirmary after fainting for a long time, with so many people watching.

Bai Yunxuan's body was pushed, and he felt that he suddenly flew into the air.

"Okay, don't pretend." The person above the head suddenly said, Bai Yunxuan heard it, opened his eyes and looked at Jiang Yike, and said aggrievedly; "It hurts me to death."

Jiang Yike laughed, "You said you didn't look at the people around you when you fell, how could someone fall directly into the instructor's arms?"

"I was so scared to death, how dare I look, my neck is also stiff, and I dare not move." Bai Yunxuan's face was flushed, and it was only now that he realized, "Put me down, I can walk. "

"It's okay." Jiang Yike replied, lowered his head and glanced at him, "It's red."

"It's a serious attack." Bai Yunxuan now found a vent, muttering endlessly, saying that when he fell down, he was so frightened that his soul flew away, and he would never dare to do this again.

The surprised and panicked expression made the corner of Jiang Yike's mouth twitch into a rare smile.

"Brother Jiang, didn't you go to the teaching building? Why are you back?" Bai Yunxuan remembered the business.

"The academy asked me to come over and take some photos of military training." Jiang Yike stepped up the stairs, shaking the camera on his chest, "I wanted to take a picture of you, but you fell pretty fast."

After hearing this, Bai Yunxuan lowered his head and smiled embarrassedly, "You'd better let me down, I'm so embarrassed."

Holding it all the way, I couldn't tell whether it was shame or the sun.Jiang Yike bent down and let him go this time.Bai Yunxuan took a step back and said, "Go and do your work, I'll just go in and have a cup of tea."

"You have to give me something that can do business." Jiang Yike stared at him.Bai Yunxuan was stunned for a long time before he remembered that Brother Jiang wanted to take pictures.

He cheekily replied, "Then... I'll let you take the picture, and you take it back and hand it over."

Jiang Yike originally meant this, hooked him to let him go, and found a sunny place, with shadows on the tiles, Bai Yunxuan stood upright, with a smile on his mouth, sweet like a melting sugar .

When Jiang Yike finished shooting and handed the photos to him, Bai Yunxuan said, "You deserve the prize, you can take good pictures of me."

The man smiled for the first time today, put away the camera and walked downstairs, and said, "You are good-looking."

Bai Yunxuan vaguely heard it, his face flushed, and he ran upstairs to the infirmary in a panic.

After entering the infirmary door, looking at the teacher inside, he hesitated and forgot to make up a lie, but the teacher said, "Student has a fever? Why is your face so red?"

"I, I fainted." Bai Yunxuan became even more flustered as soon as he lied.

"Why did you come here alone when you fainted?" The teacher got up and hurriedly helped the person to the bed, poured a glass of water and handed it to him.

"I just fainted, and then... got up by myself..." Bai Yunxuan rolled his eyes, looked at the opposite bed with a guilty conscience, his feet were dangling back and forth by the side of the bed.

The teacher said, "Sounds so pitiful."

Bai Yunxuan took his body temperature, drank water, and ate a piece of chocolate bar, contentedly nestled under the quilt on the bed to rest, planning to go back after lunch.

He was still thinking about the photo just now, especially the person holding the camera.This person who looks good in pictures and looks good when he smiles, how could he be a bad person.Bai Yunxuan just now remembered one thing.

Brother Jiang also went back and forth to help him a few times, but he didn't say thank you properly.

He secretly took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Bai Shensong. Before sending it, he took two cute cats and dogs as a foreshadowing.

Bai Chensong didn't fall for the trick, and asked directly, "What are you doing?"

"I just... want to check Jiang Yike's WeChat."

His brother ignored him for half an hour, Bai Yunxuan was so anxious that he couldn't fall asleep, and finally the phone beeped.

Bai Chensong sent a sentence, "If you have something to tell me, I'll help you."

Bai Yunxuan was stunned for a long time and said, "I just want to thank him, why don't we treat him to a meal!"

Bai Chensong: "No more?" Bai Yunxuan said no more.

"Okay, wait until your military training is over." Half an hour later, Bai Chensong suddenly added, "Let's eat together."

Bai Yunxuan poured half a glass of water into his stomach angrily after watching it.

Then I replaced my avatar with a shiny light bulb.

After 2 minutes, Bai Shensong made a call.

"What do you mean?" Bai Chensong asked him.

"It's nothing, my heart is dark, install a light bulb to brighten it up." Bai Yunxuan still pretended to be wronged.