I accidentally teased my brother's roommate

Bai Yunxuan was still picked up after get off work, but when the car turned in a different direction, he didn't realize it.In the past two days, I have devoted myself to researching, interviewing and writing reports. I am still working overtime when I get home.

I thought I was walking on flat ground, so I didn't lift my feet, so I just knelt on the floor tiles of the stairs with one knee, and the bones creaked.

Jiang Yike was on the phone at the door, and was startled when he heard the noise. When he came in a hurry, he saw his little poor boy kneeling on the stairs crying, the computer fell aside, tears flowing into a river, pitiful and funny.

"Brother Jiang, I'm knocked." Bai Yunxuan cried, trembling as he held the end of his knee pain in his hands.

"Walk carefully next time." Jiang Yike had no choice but to carry him upstairs to the bedroom.

There was a large patch of red on Bai Yunxuan's knee, and it would definitely turn a large patch of green in the morning. This kid was originally fair, but the red accentuated his complexion.

Being put on the bed is not honest, talking about the computer.Jiang Yike went downstairs to get the computer, washed a hot towel and put it on him.

"I'll go find the ointment." Jiang Yike went downstairs.

When he came back, Bai Yunxuan was already lying flat, his little feet were still dangling happily, and the towel on his knee was shaken to the ground by him. When he saw Jiang Yike, he grinned.

"It doesn't hurt anymore?" Jiang Yike sat on the bed and applied ointment to him.

The medicine for bruises is kept in the medicine box and can't be used once a year. Since Bai Yunxuan came, most of the bottles are now empty.

"It hurts, it hurts when you move it." Bai Yunxuan pretended to be pitiful, typing with the computer in his hand, "I'm preparing a report for the boss, I have to be serious about this."

"Yeah." Jiang Yike rubbed his knees, "What time does the interview start tomorrow?"

"Nine o'clock in the morning, at the hospital." Bai Yunxuan returned, looked up at him and smiled, "Are you taking me there?"

Jiang Yike rubbed his calf, turned over and lay down, "It will start up tomorrow, and it will be past eight in the morning, so I may not be able to see you off."

Bai Yunxuan dragged a small useless leg and leaned over to press on Jiang Yike's body, saying that it was all right, and it would be the same if he took a taxi there.

"Not working anymore?" Jiang Yike thought he was cute when he saw his sticky appearance.

Bai Yunxuan muttered that he didn't want to do it anymore, but wanted to do something else. After he finished speaking, he began to touch Jiang Yike's body, touching the abdominal muscles from his chest, and he was still exploring downward after touching it. Jiang Yike trembled with a smile Body, "What do you want to do, little rascal?"

Bai Yunxuan giggled, but his hands went too far, rubbing and rubbing to completely ignite the other party's fire.

He was pinched by the waist and changed direction, and when he was pressed down, his hands were honest.

Jiang Yike stared at him, "Last time you said next time, how do you feel today?"

Bai Yunxuan vaguely seemed to remember that sentence, he firmly believed that there must be no such things in the new house, and said with a smirk, "Okay, but there is nothing, forget it, let's go... let's go... .”

He just watched Jiang Yike take out a box from the cabinet beside the bed, Bai Yunxuan couldn't close his mouth in shock, he opened his mouth and said, "Did you think about this during the meeting?"

"Yeah, I've been thinking about it for so long, am I being pitiful?" Jiang Yike pressed on with a smile.

"Poor... fart." Bai Yunxuan couldn't utter the last word clearly, his waist was rubbed, his spine was numb, and he couldn't speak clearly.

Last time I did half of it, this time Jiang Yike insisted on pestering and coaxing me to do the whole thing.Bai Yunxuan's little face was red, and his body was also cooked, like a shrimp thrown into hot water and boiled, curled up, gnashing his teeth to make people toss.

Lying on the bed, his waist was pinched with several red marks, Bai Yunxuan trembled all over sensitively, afraid of screaming, he tilted his head and bit the corner of the quilt beside his face, his teeth trembled, and the corner of the quilt There were water marks, but he still couldn't hold back, and made a humming sound from his nose.

"You bastard..." Bai Yunxuan burst into tears of pain, the corners of his eyes and mouth turned red with grievance, "Be gentle."

Like a cat meowing.

Jiang Yike put his arms around his waist and turned the person around, face to face, seeing that kid crying pitifully like a tearful man, it hurts to see him.He lowered his head and kissed away the tears on his cheeks and the corners of his eyes, and gently covered the little mouth that was moaning.

"I take it easy."

"Yeah." Bai Yunxuan thought he was saved, so he used his legs, feet and arms to hook the man in relief, but the man tossed even harder.

After staying in the new room for only two days, everything was full of novelty. It was the first time for the two people in the room to taste the sweetness, and they gasped and moaned until midnight.

It was also the first time that Bai Yunxuan felt that Jiang Yike was going too far. His back was sore, his legs were numb and his fingers couldn't move after being tortured all night, so he almost fell asleep halfway from exhaustion.

When the alarm clock rang in the morning, Bai Yunxuan murmured in a daze, and found that his voice was hoarse.

When he got up and sat up, his butt looked like it was hit by a thunderbolt last night, and he cried out in pain.

Jiang Yike was still brushing his teeth, and came out to ask him what was wrong, only to see Bai Yunxuan glaring at him angrily early in the morning, as if he owed Bai Yunxuan tens of millions.

The little thing turned his face and didn't recognize anyone.

Bai Yunxuan put on his clothes and supported his waist to go to the bathroom to wash up. He looked like his old waist was about to break, and he couldn't even touch his buttocks. It hurts badly now.

Where is it that the first time is so frustrating.

This bastard thing.

"See you in the afternoon." Jiang Yike knew that Bai Yunxuan was just a powder keg, so it was better not to provoke him.

With toothpaste in his mouth, Bai Yunxuan hummed.I went downstairs and took an egg sandwich from the refrigerator, and microwaved it for 1 minute. Jiang Yike left a cup of the morning coffee for him. Bai Yunxuan put on his shoes while eating, and stepped out of the gate of the community.

There was a row of taxis at the door, and Bai Yunxuan went to the TV station after getting in the car, and went to the scene together after the big cameraman arrived.

Today, a new drug was launched in that hospital. It was just launched not long ago, and we focused on interviewing doctors and patients.

Bai Yunxuan and the others arrived early, and the doctor hadn't come to work yet, so they waited at the hospital gate for a while.Although there is a breeze, the sun is still bright, and there are many people coming and going at the door.

"Come and sit down." The photographer brother touched the sweat on his forehead, waved to Bai Yunxuan, and moved a little to the side.

"Thank you... hiss." Bai Yunxuan just bent his legs down, but his butt didn't even touch the ground, and his waist, knees, and some other parts hurt all at once.

The camera brother was puzzled: "What's wrong?"

"I.....let's stand for a while." Bai Yunxuan clenched his fingers together, enduring the pain.

The photographer said: "It's time, let's go in."

"Okay." Bai Yunxuan took a long breath.

The interviewers had all communicated in advance, and the interview outline was correct in advance. The doctor looked friendly and enthusiastic, and asked Bai Yunxuan to sit on a chair as soon as he entered the door.

"I...I have hemorrhoids." Bai Yunxuan blurted out in front of a roomful of people, and the air froze for two seconds.

Doctor: "...that's it."

"I'll squat halfway." Bai Yunxuan was also helpless, his face turned red with embarrassment.

After interviewing for nearly half an hour, my back hurt when I entered the door, and my legs trembled when I went out, like a wilted eggplant.

Bai Yunxuan took the microphone and wandered around the hall slowly. The camera brother went to the bathroom. The two of them had to go back to the TV station later. Bai Yunxuan's face became more painful.

The summer vacation is only a few days away, and Bai Yunxuan's dream of a leisurely vacation life is actually complete. The beach, the sun, watermelons, handsome guys, a big house to take away, and soft beds.

Bai Yunxuan raised his head and counted with his fingers.

Thinking about it, I made a lot of money!

"Call the security guard! Where's the security guard!" There was a sudden noise from the self-service counter, and there was a conflict between two middle-aged men.

Bai Yunxuan was still holding the microphone in his hand and circling in circles on the spot, just turning his head, his whole body was knocked to the ground.

The two uncles quarreled and fought, and they didn't feel anything when they hit something. The nurse and the security guard fought together.

The swearing was endless, and occasionally some crying was mixed in.

The nurse turned her head in doubt, and saw that poor boy Bai Yunxuan sitting on the ground with tears in his eyes, and the microphone dropped to the side.

"Little classmate, are you okay?" The nurse was frightened.

"My...ass hurts." Bai Yunxuan recalled the feeling when he fell to the ground.

It's like the chrysanthemum was blown up with firecrackers.

He was wronged to death.

"Do you want to go and see? Is there something wrong?" the nurse asked him.

Bai Yunxuan wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, "No, it's all right."

The water in the camera brother's hand touched casually on his pants and ran towards him in a panic, "Why are you still arguing?"

"That's right." Bai Yunxuan's voice was hoarse, and the ending was still crying, as if he was the one fighting.

After returning to the TV station safely, Bai Yunxuan and the camera brother went to eat in the canteen downstairs, ordered a bowl of wonton noodles, and added a bowl of small steamed eggs and boiled shrimp.

The fall on the ground just now was a bit painful, but after a while, it seemed as if an injection of anesthetic was given to the buttocks, and now it doesn't hurt so much when sitting, it's all over.

Bai Yunxuan finished a big bowl with wheezing, leaving not even a trace of soup.

It was unexpected that Duan Wenting wasn't here today, Bai Yunxuan thought to himself that this must be God's pity for him today, and deliberately asked the nemesis to go away to make him feel better.

Bai Yunxuan also stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling window with two lollipops in his pocket, and bowed to God twice.

Duan Wen didn't stop, this kid went to the sky happily, ordered a cheesecake and meaty grapes, and sat on the office chair with his slender legs dangling to make afternoon tea for himself.

Before leaving get off work, I got carried away and got into Jiang Yike's car. When I was about to close the car door, I remembered that my trash was still thrown in the trash can in the office.

"Why are you going?" Jiang Yike wondered.

"Go throw out the trash!" Bai Yunxuan ran up in a panic.

Jiang Yike felt that the TV station was oppressing people, why did his little one let his little one get off work to throw out the trash, it was simply inhumane.

Seeing Bai Yunxuan's flustered and frightened look, he must have suffered a lot this afternoon!

Just talk to Teacher Liu another day.

After waiting for nearly 10 minutes, Bai Yunxuan rushed into the car out of breath, "I'm back."

"This is for you." Jiang Yike took a box of ointment from the back seat.

"What?" Bai Yunxuan was curious, looked down, blushed, started to pretend to be dumb, secretly stuffed the ointment into his pants pocket, and said in a small voice, "Thank you."

"Is your knee better?" Jiang Yike asked.

Bai Yunxuan fished up the trouser leg, it was all purple, he pressed it lightly twice, "It looks scary, but it doesn't hurt anymore."

"Why is the back of the pants dirty again?" Jiang Yike was like a parent who came to pick up a child from school, pulling someone to ask if there was a fight or crying today.

"Today... I accidentally fell to the ground and was hit by someone." Bai Yunxuan looked out the window.

Jiang Yike was helpless, he wanted to sigh and laugh: "I really want to hang you on my body, otherwise you would bump into three or four times a day."

Bai Yunxuan smiled sweetly at him after listening, "I've almost finished the manuscript, waiting for you..."

"The report is over, it's noon today." Jiang Yike glanced at him sideways.

Bai Yunxuan opened his mouth in a daze, then paused for three or four seconds, with a look of excitement on his face, "I'm, I'm going to call that Duan Zhu right now!"

Duan Wenting never dreamed that he would have the nickname Duan Zhuzhu.

After a busy day, I just got out of the bathroom after taking a shower when my phone rang, and the caller ID: Brain-deficient little practice.

"Hey."

"Teacher, that report can be sent out today!"

Duan Wenting was hurt by the kid's bluffing, so he frowned and opened the refrigerator to get a bottle of ice water, "Okay."

Bai Yunxuan was so happy that he didn't hang up the phone, and turned to Jiang Yike next to him: "Duan Zhu promised me!!"

Duan Wen stopped: "?????"

"What a pig!!" Duan Wenting's throat was split in anger.

Bai Yunxuan was so frightened that his phone dropped under the car, Duan Wenting listened to the noise on the phone, and Bai Yunxuan panted, "Teacher, wait, you fell under the car, I'll take you out."

Duan Wenting: "..."

Duan Wenting didn't bother to wait for him, so he turned around and hung up the phone. He poured half a bottle of water on his head, the water on his neck dripped onto the phone screen, and Bai Yunxuan's phone note changed to: Wanted.

"Why did he hang up the phone?" Bai Yunxuan finally took out the phone from under the seat, put it in his palm and blew it twice.The car turned a corner and entered the gate of the apartment. After getting out of the car, Bai Yunxuan raised his head and asked Jiang Yike, "How about starting the car today?"

"It's going well, but the sun is a bit high." Jiang Yike smiled.

"I said, why are you tanned?" Bai Yunxuan entered the door and knelt down to change his shoes. Without slippers, he rushed to the refrigerator and filled a large glass with ice water.

Jiang Yike went upstairs to take a shower, Bai Yunxuan got a toothache from the ice after drinking the water, turned his head and lay down on the sofa, his arm smashed on the cardboard box.

projector.

"Brother Jiang! You bought a projector!" Bai Yunxuan knocked on the bathroom door, and Jiang Yike wiped the water on his head inside, saying that he just remembered and bought it today.

Bai Yunxuan pressed his cheek against the door and said love words, which made Jiang Yike laugh hard inside.

When Jiang Yike came out of the bathroom, Bai Yunxuan had already set up the machine. He sat cross-legged on the bed and waved at him. .”

"Are you getting thinner again?" Jiang Yike pinched his waist, there was no flesh, he hugged his waist and dragged him back, Bai Yunxuan sat directly on his thigh, like a chicken .

"No way, I eat too much at noon, the aunt in the cafeteria was scared when she saw my plate, and asked if I was eating for two." Bai Yunxuan picked out a thriller, moved his body and found a comfortable position Rely on Jiang Yike.

He tilted his head to see Jiang Yike's neck and the corner of his jaw. Jiang Yike was wearing a black vest.

Bai Yunxuan gently slid his fingers on his neck, Jiang Yike lowered his head and smiled, "Does the butt hurt?"

"You have the nerve to mention it, I don't dare to touch my butt on the chair all day today, it hurts like hell." Bai Yunxuan turned his head away from him, and muttered, "You are the only one."

"Yeah." Jiang Yike replied, Bai Yunxuan raised his eyes and stared at him.

"It's really tanned, and there are marks." Bai Yunxuan drew a black and white line above Jiang Yike's collarbone. Jiang Yike himself was not white, but the line was not obvious.

The two of them hugged and hugged each other, and there was a thriller movie on the wall, but it was regarded as a romance movie by the two of them.

"Take you to the set tomorrow?" Jiang Yike knew what he was thinking.

Bai Yunxuan asked, and asked so many times, most likely he wanted to go on the sidelines.

"Okay!" Bai Yunxuan couldn't wait.

He changed hands and went to bother Duan Wenting again. He sent the written manuscript over, saying that he would let Teacher Duan take a look at it, and pick a time to post it tomorrow.

Duan Wenting had already gone to bed and was about to go to bed. The news of the wanted criminals in the mental hospital kept beating on his mobile phone. He looked down and asked for leave again.

Bai Yunxuan was lying in Nuan Nuan's arms watching a movie, and his phone beeped.

Duan Zhu: Good.

Mental Hospital Wanted Criminal: Teacher Duan is so kind!

Duan Wen rolled his eyes, and changed the note before going to bed: Ancestor.

Bai Yunxuan also changed the note: Duan Shenxian.

In the end, I was so busy watching TV that I didn't type clearly in my hand, so I changed it to: Pig Immortal.