I accidentally teased my brother's roommate

"How much do you pay for this table?" Yang Wei was stunned for a long time holding up the lobster pliers, "You will be a rich man's little wife from now on."

"You're talking nonsense again." Bai Yunxuan sat on the side drinking ice soda, and his whole body trembled when the bottle was applied to his cheeks.

"By the way, the club is holding a concert on the playground today, do you want to go and see it?" Yang Wei was changing clothes.

"Singing? Okay!" Bai Yunxuan couldn't get rid of his habit of joining in the fun.

After putting on the shoes, Yang Wei dragged them to the playground. The lights on the playground were too dark at night, so the students moved an extra-large torch and put it on the side, illuminating more than half of the playground.There were more people than expected, and there was no class at night, so they all went out for a walk.

The young lovers hid in the dark and kissed, the ones who fought at the door, the ones who held up their flashlights and kept shouting how beautiful their senior was, and the ones like Bai Yunxuan who chewed candy to join in the fun.

A boy stood among the crowd in the playground, singing a love song with a microphone in his hand. The evening breeze was cool, but it was comfortable to blow.Bai Yunxuan enjoyed the leisure time with his arms behind his back, listening to the sound of the guitar was very comfortable, and this kind of comfort lasted for less than 10 minutes.

The higher-ups shouted for the audience to go up and sing, and Yang Wei's loud voice attracted all eyes.Bai Yunxuan was dragged up in a daze.

It wasn't the first time he sang in front of a crowd, he didn't feel shy or reluctant to let go, except that he felt a little inexplicable, he just stood there with the microphone and sang.

The little boy played the guitar to accompany him, and Bai Yunxuan sang a love song against the breeze.The beautiful scene was recorded by everyone with their mobile phones.

Then it was posted on the school tweets.

It's still on fire.

Bai Yunxuan found out about this after he got up at noon the next day. He was woken up again by Yang Wei, who shouted at the top of his voice, "Your Internet celebrity dream has come true!!"

"I, I, when did I dream of becoming an Internet celebrity?" Bai Yunxuan rubbed his eyes, thinking that he hadn't broadcast live for a week.Ever since he fell in love, he has no intention of surfing the Internet, and has been stuck with Jiang Yike all day long. Recently, his Internet addiction has stopped a lot.

Yang Wei held up a mobile phone and stuck it to the tip of his nose, Bai Yunxuan spoke in a daze, blinked his eyes, looked at hundreds of complimenting comments, closed his eyes, and fell down again with a bang, "Oh."

Yang Wei: "?? What do you mean? Not excited?"

"Not excited... People are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong." Bai Yunxuan buried his face in the pillow, "I have my Brother Jiang."

Yang Wei was speechless for a long time, "Then you are not afraid that he will be jealous? There are more than 100 confessions here."

Bai Yunxuan opened his eyes in less than a second, and jumped up with a voice, stupidly, "Yes."

Yang Wei: "If he gets jealous, you can't..."

"Happy to death!" Bai Yunxuan suddenly answered.

Yang Wei: "????"

"Hurry up, send it to me, and I'll reply right now!" Bai Yunxuan's hands shook excitedly, and Yang Wei was stunned for a long time, wondering if this person had fallen asleep.

Less than half an hour later, Bai Yunxuan replied to all the comments below, so cute, all the little brothers and sisters' tricks were used.

"Have you quarreled recently? Did he offend you?" Yang Wei held an apple in his mouth and didn't chew it for a long time.

"No, I just said yesterday that I love her." Bai Yunxuan replied to the message so happy that he died.

"It's a crime." Yang Wei took a bite of the apple.

Jiang Yike, the manager of the school's WeChat public account Weibo, knows them all, so it's impossible not to see them.Bai Yunxuan lay on the bed staring at his legs, staring at his phone, waiting for Jiang Yike to send him a video, make a call, and then get jealous of him.

"I'm going to buy fried chicken rice, do you want to eat it?" Yang Wei couldn't stand it any longer.

"Hey, tell me, why hasn't he sent me a video? Is he still awake?" Bai Yunxuan poked his head out of the bed and asked Yang Wei.

Before going out, Yang Wei said, "Maybe he's not jealous."

Bai Yunxuan lay on the bed in a daze.

Not wrong?

How dare he not be jealous!

Emotional experts said that if you love someone, you will definitely be jealous. If you are not jealous, you don't care.

The more Expert Bai thought about it, the angrier he became, and the more he thought about it, the more aggrieved he became, and he jumped up and down on the bed in a hurry.

Unable to bear it, he glanced at his watch, and when the minute hand jumped to 30, he called Jiang Yike.

"Xiaoxuan?" Jiang Yike didn't hear anything wrong with his voice.

"What are you doing?" Bai Yunxuan rolled his eyes, "Have you checked your phone?"

"Look." Jiang Yike smiled.

"You, don't you have anything to say?" Bai Yunxuan was wronged to death.

Jiang Yike paused for a long time, "No."

"Oh, okay." Bai Yunxuan hangs up the phone dejectedly, his head buried in the strawberry bear, muttering not knowing what to say.

"He doesn't care about me anymore, he doesn't..." Bai Yunxuan raised his head suddenly in the middle of speaking, his eyes widened and he shouted in a trembling voice, "He's jealous!!"

Yang Wei bought food too quickly, as soon as he entered the door, he saw Bai Yunxuan hugging Strawberry Bear on the bed and hammering the wall, he froze in shock, "He's really crazy."

Bai Yunxuan turned around and shouted with a smile, "He's jealous!"

"What's wrong with him?" Yang Wei opened the lunch box, took out a chicken leg and chewed it.

Bai Yunxuan jumped off the bed, "I called him just now, but he didn't ask me if I had eaten, or if I slept well."

"So... what?" Yang Wei hadn't reacted yet.

Bai Yunxuan slapped him on the head anxiously, "He's angry!"

Yang Wei had black lines on his face, "You are still happy when he is angry?"

"That's right." Bai Yunxuan was stunned for a long time, and after washing his face, put on his shoes and ran away.

"Your chicken leg!" Yang Wei yelled in the corridor.

"It's your chicken leg!" Bai Yunxuan disappeared into the corridor.

"So good..." Yang Wei said to himself.

Bai Yunxuan ran madly towards Jiang Yike's house with an empty stomach, stopped suddenly when passing by the flower shop, and bought a lot of beautiful roses.

He wiped the sweat from his forehead, gasped wildly, stood at the door and rang the doorbell.

It took almost 2 minutes for the door to open.

Jiang Yike was wearing a white short-sleeved sleeve, with water on his head, he was stunned when he saw Bai Yunxuan, "Why are you..."

"This is for you." Bai Yunxuan held up a rose and handed it to Jiang Yike's face, and he looked at him expectantly.

Jiang Yike smiled, "Why did you send flowers suddenly?"

"Because I love you." Bai Yunxuan really said it shamelessly, Jiang Yike laughed beside him, and dragged him into the bedroom.

The rascal Bai Yunxuan hooked the man's neck, he was a little shorter, and if he couldn't hook the man, he had to stand on the bed to hook him. He threw himself into Jiang Yike's arms and smiled, "You're angry."

"No." Jiang Yike replied.

Bai Yunxuan rubbed the tip of his nose up, breathing hot air, "I can tell, you're jealous."

Jiang Yike didn't move, Bai Yunxuan wondered if this person was sealed, why didn't he blink his eyelashes.He was still thinking, wondering, but the next second he was pushed down on the bed, and his head bounced twice on the bed.

Jiang Yike pressed him, pulled off Bai Yunxuan's collar, buried his head and bit his collarbone, and Bai Yunxuan trembled in pain, holding Jiang Yike's head in both hands to look at his face, feeling aggrieved, " What are you doing?"

"What are you doing?" Jiang Yike was going to be mad at him.

Early in the morning, I saw Bai Yunxuan replying messages to the elementary school students and senior senior sisters on WeChat, and calling him to show off.I thought that the anger would naturally dissipate after a while.

In the end, the kid delivered it to the door by himself.

There was a red tooth mark on Bai Yunxuan's collarbone, and Jiang Yike felt distressed seeing him, so he buried his head in lightly pecking and licking the ground, which made it even redder.

Bai Yunxuan was itchy and hot, staring at the ceiling nervously, thinking about biting, he bit it, anyway, he did it by himself, so he deserved it.

Jiang Yike let out a few breaths, turned over and pulled him up, raised his eyebrows and looked at him, "On purpose?"

"Yeah." Bai Yunxuan began to be obedient, and nodded slightly, "Do you like roses?"

Jiang Yike also convinced him, nodded with a smile, helpless and in love, hugged him and rubbed him for a long time.

After rubbing it down, it was time for something to happen, and the little flames came out.Bai Yunxuan was still immersed in the warm embrace, and the next second Jiang Yike suddenly got up.

Coughing and walking towards the living room, "I'll put up the rose first."

Bai Yunxuan lay on his bed with his head up and his body limp, dragging his voice lazily, "Oh———"

The arrow was on the string, but Jiang Yike endured it and hid. Although Bai Yunxuan was ashamed, he was even more depressed. Half of his clothes were stripped off, but the man patted his butt and ran away.

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"Hungry." Bai Yunxuan turned over, lying face down on the bed with all four limbs stretched out, frustrated, Jiang Yike glanced at the door, probably didn't understand why this kid was so uncertain.

"What do you want to eat?" Jiang Yike smiled.

"Claypot rice." Bai Yunxuan wriggled like a bug, got up from the bed, got out of bed and threw himself into his arms again.

"I'm going to look at the house in the past two days, and change to a bigger one." Jiang Yike led the man towards the living room, "When will you have time, let's go together?"

"I'll finish the last test tomorrow morning." Bai Yunxuan stood by the table and filled a half bottle of mineral water, "I'll accompany you."

When he was drinking water, he was absent-minded, and when his eyes turned bad, his thoughts came out again.

Bumping his feet, he went straight to Jiang Yike. The man sat on the sofa and bowed his head to order takeaway. Bai Yunxuan leaned over and coughed, and Jiang Yike subconsciously moved to the side.

Bai Yunxuan was not satisfied, so long the sofa had to be squeezed next to each other, and his buttocks sat on Jiang Yike's lap.

"Brother Jiang, do you smell my new shampoo?" Bai Yunxuan moved his head closer.

Without raising his eyes, Jiang Yike sniffed, "It smells good." Bai Yunxuan rolled his eyes.

Pulling open the collar and leaning towards the neck, "I also changed the shower gel, does it smell good to you?"

Jiang Yike laughed at being provoked by him, raised his eyes, sniffed for a second, "It smells good", and then looked down at the phone after speaking.

Bai Yunxuan was stunned for a long time, then gritted his teeth, "Brother Jiang, my waist seems to be..."

"Want chili?" Jiang Yike interrupted.

Bai Yunxuan: "..."

"I want..." He lowered his head and shrank to the side to dismiss the fun.

The takeaway arrived in less than 10 minutes. Bai Yunxuan sat at the dining table eating, chewing vegetables, and looked up at Jiang Yike.The man looked unresponsive, and raised his head to drink two sips of water.

Bai Yunxuan's feet began to be dishonest, and his bare feet sneaked forward under the table, the toes touched Jiang Yike's ankle, and then rubbed upwards, rubbing against his calf for a long time.

Jiang Yike looked up at him in a daze, the water was raised in the air, and suddenly he opened his mouth and said, "Are you bitten by a mosquito again?"

Bai Yunxuan made a small face, ignored him, put his head down and stuffed a piece of meat in his mouth to chew, and deliberately kicked Jiang Yike with his feet.

The man happened to have a vegetable in his hand, and was stunned again. After thinking for a long time, he lowered his head and picked up a vegetable, raised Bai Yunxuan's head and stuffed it directly into his mouth, "If you want to eat vegetables, just say so."

Bai Yunxuan: "????"

For no reason, someone stuffed more than half of the bowl of vegetables into Bai Yunxuan's bowl, and finally ate it with tears in his eyes.

"Brother Jiang, I'm going to take a shower." After Bai Yunxuan finished speaking, he still sat there motionless, looking up at the person.

Jiang Yike lowered his head to pack up the tissue, "Okay."

"Um...do you want to be together?" Bai Yunxuan's face flushed as if it was about to burst after he finished speaking, his heart rose to his throat, and he pressed his fingers hard on the sides of his thighs, which was painful.

Jiang Yike understood it this time, if he didn't understand it, then he was out of his mind.But when he heard this, he was still stunned for two seconds, and replied with a smile, "Okay."

"Then, then I'll go in first." Bai Yunxuan began to stutter again, walking slowly towards the bathroom.

He was cowardly.

The bathroom door was slightly covered and not closed tightly.Standing in front of the mirror, Bai Yunxuan was so ashamed that he took a deep breath for a long time before recovering.He raised his hands and took off his clothes, and stepped barefoot into the frosted glass door of the bathroom.

The water began to diffuse in the narrow space with hot steam, Bai Yunxuan stepped back a little from the heat, and looked at the door with his head, but Jiang Yike hadn't come in yet.

After waiting for nearly five or six minutes, Bai Yunxuan thought that if he didn't come again, he would wash up.

The sound of water droplets hitting the floor tiles covered the sound of the door opening. Bai Yunxuan was standing under the water with his eyes closed in a daze, when his body was suddenly surrounded by arms.

The skin-to-skin contact was very different from the usual hug, the temperature on that person's body was exceptionally obvious, blending in and burning Bai Yunxuan's body.The skin that was exposed in the air was covered with heat, and what should have been touched was covered.

Bai Yunxuan knew at this moment that he had overdone it, he couldn't move his arms even if he wanted to, the hug was too tight.

The kiss came from behind, from the side of the ear to the corner of the jaw, and it was still going down, Bai Yunxuan gasped softly, his voice was soft, "Why did you go?"

Jiang Yike lay beside his ear, biting his earlobe, "Convenience store."

"You go to the convenience store..." Bai Yunxuan's eyes widened, his whole body froze, he was numb from being kissed.

The bath towel was torn off, and Bai Yunxuan was wrapped casually, carried on his shoulders, and thrown directly onto the bed.

His big eyes fluttered, and the towel was tightly clutched in his hand.

Right now, I'm really scared, my legs are weak.

When Jiang Yike pulled the towel away, he couldn't move it.

Bai Yunxuan's frightened and tangled expression was so amusing, Jiang Yike smiled and leaned over the man, brushing his wet hair sticking to his eyes twice, "What's wrong?"

Like a mosquito, Bai Yunxuan whispered pitifully, "Can you hug me?"

Jiang Yike stretched out his hand to hold the man in his arms, the window was opened a little, afraid of the wind, he stretched out his hand and pulled the quilt to cover the two of them inside.

Bai Yunxuan hugged him, rubbing his face lightly on his neck, the heart that was raised just now was put down.

The person who could cry nervously when he kissed him last time, how frightened he is now.

Jiang Yike didn't intend to make it to the end either.

He lowered his head and kissed him from his lips to his waist. Bai Yunxuan was as nervous as ever, closing his eyes and biting his lips without saying a word.

Jiang Yike smiled next to his ear, telling him to talk.Still biting, torturing his red ear.

The tossing Bai Yunxuan was sweating all over, trembling and barking like a cat twice, his mouth was a dog, and the shoulders of those he bit were full of teeth marks.

He had just taken a shower and was dirty again. He was dragged, held, and went to the bathroom to flush again.

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