I accidentally teased my brother's roommate

Bai Yunxuan opened his eyes suddenly at six o'clock in the morning, turned round in a hurry with staring round eyes, called Yang Wei, and asked if he checked his bed last night.

Yang Wei was sleeping drowsily, and Bai Yunxuan thought something had happened when he heard him not talking for a long time.

"Yang Wei!" Bai Yunxuan shouted.

"Ah, ah.... Didn't check." Yang Wei was still in his dream.

"That's good." After hanging up the phone, Bai Yunxuan relaxed and lay back on the warm blanket.Jiang Yike woke up from the torment, looking at his frightened appearance early in the morning, he wanted to laugh.

"The house will be retired after this semester." Jiang Yike stretched out his arms and put him in his arms.

"Retired? Are you leaving?" Bai Yunxuan panicked again.

"Your brother will probably live with Liang Feng after graduation, and I will change to a bigger house later." Jiang Yike played with the hair beside his ear, "You can move here when the time comes."

"Living together?" Bai Yunxuan showed his innocent face again, and Jiang Yike nodded.

"Emotional experts said that cohabitation may lead to a decrease in emotional enthusiasm. When the time comes, you will dislike me and eat all the snacks in the refrigerator at home, or I will talk in my sleep in the middle of the night, and I will dirty the house. When the time comes..."

"Which expert said it?" Jiang Yike was dizzy with his series of ifs, smiled and hooked his ears, "Is it the expert surnamed Bai?"

Bai Yunxuan looked up at him and smiled, "I added it myself." After speaking, he turned over and got out of bed, stood in front of the mirror and brushed his teeth, halfway through brushing, he ran to the bedroom and shouted, "Brother Jiang, I'll cook for you today."

Jiang Yike was putting on his clothes, pulled down half of the clothes, and stroked the other person's head when he passed by, "Okay, wait for the supermarket."

"Sister Tang sent me a message, saying that I will go to the orphanage again in the next two days." Bai Yunxuan spat the foam in his mouth, "She asked me to go to a TV station for an internship."

"Okay, don't be too tired." Jiang Yike was about to shave his beard, Bai Yunxuan turned around and leaned on the sink to help him shave, the two of them squeezed into the bathroom, holding each other, and when they came out, a large piece of water hung on their clothes stains.

"Stew a chicken soup for my brother in the afternoon, and I don't know what's going on now." Bai Yunxuan made a phone call while talking, and the other side beeped twice, and Liang Feng answered the phone.

"How is my brother?" Bai Yunxuan squatted down to put on his shoes with the mobile phone by his ear.

"He..." Liang Feng suddenly sighed.

"What, what's the matter?" Bai Yunxuan was startled.

"Why do you think a patient has such strong hands?" Liang Feng didn't seem to be talking to Bai Yunxuan, but turned his head to tell Bai Chensong deliberately, "I didn't close my eyes all night. My ears said to make me look good, this is something a patient can do."

Bai Chensong was opposite, "Don't spout blood, you can peel the skin off my head when you peel an apple. This is something a normal person can do."

"That's an apple peel mask."

"Stop talking nonsense."

Bai Yunxuan: "...Either, or I... hang up first."

Jiang Yike heard it clearly from the side, smiling even with his shoes on, Bai Yunxuan muttered, "These two met in kindergarten."

beep--------

"Hello." Yang Wei called Bai Yunxuan.

"Why haven't you come to class yet? It's time for the roll call later." Yang Wei quarreled over there.

Bo Yunxuan's back broke out in cold sweat, "What class, today...isn't there no class?"

"Didn't you adjust the class? Last Friday, you forgot? You dare to forget Lao Hu's class, I said you... hello? hello!"

Bai Yunxuan hung up the phone and rushed out while tugging at Jiang Yike, speaking in a blunt manner, "I, I, I'm going to die!"

"What building?" Jiang Yike asked.

"No. 3." Bai Yunxuan waited for the elevator and stomped on the spot anxiously.

"it is good."

In the end, he was dragged by Jiang Yike to the underground garage, and when the motorcycle got off the accelerator, half of Bai Yunxuan's hair was floating, and he grabbed Jiang Yike's waist tightly.

The car scattered all the way to the entrance of the school teaching building, like a gust of wind, the security guard watched the motorcycle exhaust for a long time but didn't react.

"Call me." Jiang Yike called out to Bai Yunxuan's back.The kid nodded vigorously and had no time to speak.

When I entered the classroom, I couldn't die and bumped into another professor.

The two raised their eyes and looked at each other, Bai Yunxuan opened his mouth, "I don't know why, my stomach... hurts so much today, there are so many people in the toilet."

professor:"......."

It looks like it.

The classroom with hundreds of people was filled with darkness, Bai Yunxuan went in and looked around, but he didn't see Yang Wei's figure, so he rushed to the only empty seat in the back row.

The weather forecast says rain today, and the whole day will be cloudy.When Jiang Yike drove halfway, it started to rain, and it hit the car window with crackles.

As soon as the car door opened, the damp and cold air after the rain rushed in, he stepped on it, and the water splashed.

Bai Yunxuan had something to attend class at the last minute, so I left it to him to buy vegetables and sell meat.The kid didn't say what kind of food he needed.

Jiang Yike was pushing a shopping cart in the supermarket, standing in the vegetable section, holding a lily in his hand, frowning for a long time, wondering why this garlic is so delicate.

He is a person who can't tell the difference between soy sauce and old soy sauce.

Bai Yunxuan was bored listening to the class in the classroom at the moment, turned his head and glanced out the window, watching the rain pattering, he curled his mouth and lay on the table, not knowing what kind of food Jiang Yike could buy.

beep--

The phone vibrated, and Jiang Yike sent over a dozen photos.

——You pick and choose.

Bai Yunxuan started "Virtual Shopping in the Supermarket", circled one by one with a red circle, and had to ask how many to take and what kind to take.He was afraid that Jiang Yike would directly move the grocery store back home.

Jiang Yike can really do this.

At least Jiang Yike said that he took forty or fifty photos, not missing every corner, even the pig display next to the pork shop.

Bai Yunxuan was serious about picking vegetables, this one can be marked with a tick, and this one can’t be marked with a cross.

In the last picture, Jiang Yike couldn't take a clear picture with his hand shaking.

Bai Yunxuan frowned and lowered his body to study for a long time, then muttered to himself, "What is this?"

"I feel like a chrysanthemum."

"Really." Bai Yunxuan was still thinking about it with a raised tone.

The people next to him burst out laughing, and Bai Yunxuan only realized it now, tilting his head and winking at the teacher, "Old, old teacher!"

"I think you're serious about it." The old man glanced at the phone again, "It's Chrysanthemum chrysanthemum, look at the leaves, it's delicious when fried, remember to put less oil."

"...Okay." Bai Yunxuan buried his head after finishing speaking.

There was a lot of laughter in the classroom.

Jiang Yike also sent him:? ? ? ? ?

Bai Yunxuan:! ! ! ! !

Jiang Yike: Got caught?

He also guessed it, which is amazing.

Bai Yunxuan sent a bitter gourd face emoji, pitifully, saying that he was ashamed to death.

Jiang Yike didn't seem to see it, and took another photo of the ice cream cabinet.

—Which one do you want?

Bai Yunxuan didn't feel ashamed anymore, and started picking ice cream again with his head buried, the old man wanted to hit him with a stick.

He circled seven or eight red circles on that photo, and he stopped when he couldn't make any more circles.

Glancing at his watch, Bai Yunxuan was finally willing to look up and listen to the class with the last half hour left.As soon as the bell rang, he lifted his buttocks and ran away. The rain on the road was still wet, and he stepped on it with a splash. Panting, he rushed all the way to the upstairs of the community and knocked on the door.

Jiang Yike put on a vest. It was too hot and covered in sweat. He probably just came in not long ago. He opened the door and smiled, "I'm back."

"You must be starving. Blame me for forgetting about class." Bai Yunxuan remembers rushing to the kitchen with his sleeves rolled up, without looking up at Jiang Yike.

The pork ribs are scooping up water, and the chicken soup is also simmering.When Bai Yunxuan lowered his head to cut the celery, the corner of his mouth froze, and Jiang Yike leaned on the side and fed him ice cream.Cut the side of the head twice and take a bite. The nose and mouth corners of the food are sticky with water.

The kitchen is not big, and it is uncomfortable to be bored in it in summer, and the ice cream melts very quickly.

Bai Yunxuan was holding a spatula in his hand, surrounded by someone's arms, leaning his back on the cooking table, and bent backward.The scorching temperature, the open fire, the gurgling sound of boiling soup, and the sound of Bai Yunxuan panting heavily.

Jiang Yike pressed the man down and kissed for a long time, until the ribs in the pot almost splashed water before he let go.

"Aren't you hungry?" Bai Yunxuan stretched out his hand to turn off the fire, and was pulled and hugged again.

"Hungry." Jiang Yike hugged the man from behind, the two were hot and sweaty, their sticky skins touched like glue, and they couldn't be separated.

Bai Yunxuan raised his head and kissed him again, frying the dishes again.

When it was served on the table, he secretly kicked Jiang Yike, "It's all your fault."

"Blame me." Jiang Yike just laughed, showing no sign of sincerely admitting his mistake.

The chicken soup is still stewing, and it will be served to Bai Chensong before going out.Three dishes, one soup and one portion of meat were enough, but Bai Yunxuan was so tired that he was paralyzed on the sofa and was unwilling to move his hands, and had to be fed and dragged to get up.

"I want to take a shower." Bai Yunxuan was lying on the back of the sofa with his slender legs crossed, his arms stretched out in a straight line.

Jiang Yike was still eating, and picked up some vegetables.This boy Bai Yunxuan still tastes good at cooking, even if he was exhausted to death by cooking a meal, Jiang Yike probably won't let him do it in the future.

"I'll carry you?" Jiang Yike raised his head to drink the ice water in the bottle, looked over, Bai Yunxuan tilted his head and smiled lazily.

"Okay." Bai Yunxuan stretched out his hand, urging his mouth as if to be coquettish.

He was hugged horizontally into the bathroom, jumped out of his arms, and stretched out his hands to take off his clothes. "I'll be out in 10 minutes."

"Hmm..." Jiang Yike didn't move a bit, just stood there, leaning against the wall and staring at him.

"Aren't you going out?" Bai Yunxuan lifted up half of his clothes and stood still.

Jiang Yike looked at his expressionless face, and said, "Let me wash it for you."

Bai Yunxuan blushed and paused for two seconds, "You think well."

Jiang Yike was sprayed out by the water, Bai Yunxuan couldn't push him, he couldn't kick him either, it was irritating, he tried everything he could to say good things, but Jiang Yike just wouldn't go out.

In the end, he held up the shower head and sprayed it on Jiang Yike, forcefully spraying him out.

Jiang Yike wiped his face with water: "You are too violent."

Bai Yunxuan shouted from inside: "You are making trouble for no reason."

Jiang Yike leaned against the door and smiled, drenched in water, "You were not like this before."

Bai Yunxuan rubbed the shampoo and replied, "You were not like this before."

"What was I like before?" Jiang Yike insisted on asking.

"Don't talk, keep a straight face, face paralyzed, big hooligan..." Bai Yunxuan muttered to himself, halfway through he realized that there was no movement outside, "But I like it, I like everything."

"I'm going in." Jiang Yike said suddenly.

"You come in and I'll fight with you." Bai Yunxuan shrank back in fright.

The door lock clicked twice, Bai Yunxuan screamed inside, Jiang Yike deliberately teased him, broke it twice, and kept laughing against the door.

Bai Yunxuan muttered cursing inside.

Water was still dripping from his head, and as soon as he went out, he was hugged in his arms, as if he hadn't seen him for a few days.Tired of being crooked for a long time, I wiped all the water off my body.

"It's so hot, let me go." Bai Yunxuan said this, his arms were tighter than anyone else's, his head was still buried in Jiang Yike's chest, and his inconsistency was vividly expressed.

"Soup, soup, soup, my soup!" He suddenly pushed Jiang Yike away and rushed to the kitchen, his slippers flew off, and he ran barefoot on the floor tiles.

Jiang Yike took a quick shower and drove towards the hospital with Bai Yunxuan.

After entering the ward and finding no one there, Bai Yunxuan turned his head and stared at the room for a long time.

Suddenly, the sound of two people talking came from outside the door.

Bai Chensong: "Are you sick?"

Liang Feng: "I took care of you, why are you still sick?"

"What's the matter with my brother? How can he scold people?" Bai Yunxuan thought to himself that no matter how annoying Liang Feng was, at least he had taken care of him for so long.

Bai Yunxuan hadn't finished thinking about the lung words, so he raised his head and glanced at his brother, stunned, "...well."

A huge bow was tied with gauze on Bai Chensong's head, and the man had a stinky face, wishing he could eat him.Liang Feng was still reaching out to the side to straighten the bow tie for him.

"I'll be discharged from the hospital tomorrow!" Bai Chensong was about to leave, but the wound was so painful that he couldn't move anymore, his mouth was aggressive, and his feet moved towards the room like a turtle.

He suddenly turned his head towards Liang Feng, "I don't know how to help him!"

The man smiled and helped him in.

"What's the forehead?" Bai Yunxuan went in and put the lunch box on the table.

"Ice bag...you have to tie it to me." Bai Chensong glared at Liang Feng, "Next time tie it on your own head."

"It's too hot, the air conditioner in this room is broken." Liang Feng leaned against the side, and he turned to look at Bai Yunxuan, "I have something to do in the shop, I haven't been back for a few days, I'll take a look and come over later .”

"Okay, you go, I'll just watch here, I've worked hard for you these two days." Bai Yunxuan was still sensible, he lifted the heat preservation cover, "I cooked chicken soup for you, you can eat some."

"You guys haven't been to my shop yet, let's have a drink together when we're done." Liang Feng strode away after speaking, probably in a hurry.

"How are you doing recently?" Bai Chensong raised half of his body to look at him.

Bai Yunxuan handed him the chicken soup in his hand, "It's good, brother Jiang took good care of me."

Jiang Yike sat in the back peeling an apple, and looked up.

"It's going to be a holiday soon. I originally wanted to take you to the beach these two days, but I can't go now. I'll be discharged from the hospital in two days." It's true that Bai Chensong hasn't looked at him carefully for a long time.

"Has that woman ever looked for you?" Bai Chensong asked.

Bai Yunxuan shook his head and said no.

The two chatted about some things in life, Bai Yunxuan watched him finish the food in the bowl, put the bowl away, and let Bai Chensong take a good rest.

"I'm going to the bathroom." Bai Yunxuan went out and walked towards the men's bathroom at the end of the corridor.

There was a large space inside, and it seemed that there was no one there. Bai Yunxuan went to the toilet, and when he was washing his hands in front of the mirror and humming a song, there was a sudden slamming sound of the door in the farthest corner of the cubicle, and the sound of something hitting it.

Bai Yunxuan was so frightened that he turned his head, and saw a hand stretched out from under the compartment, but it was powerless to stick out from the gap, and it didn't move.

"Doctor, doctor! Doctor!" Bai Yunxuan rushed to the door and shouted vigorously.

The doctor in the corridor rushed in, pushed open the door of the toilet cubicle, and pulled out a boy from inside.

There was a little yellowish substance sticking to the corner of his mouth, and he was still a little conscious. The corner of his mouth knocked over the whole bottle of medicine, and the liquid flowed out from it.

Bai Yunxuan was so frightened that he leaned against the sink and didn't move for a long time, his heart was beating wildly.

There was so much movement in the corridor that everyone in the ward looked out.

Jiang Yike rushed in to hug the person, and Bai Yunxuan was relieved at that moment. He looked out through the bathroom door and saw people panicking. .

The scene is too familiar, there is a child on the outermost edge watching with his feet upside down, being dragged by an adult to walk away, turning around every three steps, ignorant and ignorant.That appearance coincides with the image in Bai Yunxuan's memory. He was also the child who couldn't squeeze into the crowd and was dragged away.

It's just that the person lying on the ground that time was not a stranger.

Jiang Yike hugged him and said it was all right, Bai Yunxuan put his hand on his waist, feeling the warmth, buried him in his neck and gave a deep hum.