I accidentally teased my brother's roommate

"It seems to be a minute too early." Bai Yunxuan pulled out his hand and glanced at the phone, then smiled again, "Then I just said it again, happy birthday."

"Thank you." Jiang Yike didn't let go of his hold.

Bai Yunxuan blinked his big eyes, raised his hands in the air, at a loss, and looked at the little flying insects under the street lamp above his head, "Where are we going below? My... legs seem to be bitten by mosquitoes."

He shook his calf twice, trying to rub it to stop the itching, but he touched Jiang Yike's leg. He shamelessly used it as a scratching board, and rubbed his leg twice.

"Want to watch a movie?" Jiang Yike finally let go, holding Bai Yunxuan's shoulder and smiling at him.

"Okay." Bai Yunxuan smiled, and secretly stretched out his hand to scratch the mosquito bag.

He was dragged out of the lake, along the road Jiang Yike went to the pharmacy to buy a bottle of toilet water, and stood on the road in the middle of the night to spray Bai Yunxuan in circles.He sprayed it like he just took a toilet water bath.

He followed Jiang Yike to the garage of the community, and took the opportunity to inquire a few words along the way, "Brother Jiang, is there anything unusual about my brother recently?"

Jiang Yike smiled, "No, I haven't seen him much recently."

"This is very abnormal!" Bai Yunxuan looked up at him, whispering, "The last time I called him, there was a man sleeping next to him, which scared me half to death."

"He won't suddenly bring me a sister-in-law one day... No, the other party is a man..." Bai Yunxuan pondered for a long time but couldn't come up with a word, which made him bow his head and mutter all the way.

"Then think of a way to stimulate him first." Jiang Yike found the car, the big G from last time.

"I stimulate him every day, and he is used to it." Bai Yunxuan felt embarrassed, and he stepped into the co-pilot.

"You take him back first?" Jiang Yike gave him a bad move.

"Who can I bring?" Bai Yunxuan asked casually.

Jiang Yike smiled, "Take me there."

Bai Yunxuan stopped putting his seat belt on, and turned to look at Jiang Yike in surprise.The other party thought he was angry and crossed the line, so he hurriedly said, "I'm just kidding."

Bai Yunxuan blushed and did not speak, and sat obediently on the chair, occasionally turning his head to glance at Jiang Yike lightly.

"Are you hungry?" Jiang Yike asked when he drove out of the garage.

"No..." Halfway through speaking, Bai Yunxuan stopped talking and covered his stomach with a serious expression.

"What's wrong? Are you uncomfortable?" Jiang Yike hurriedly asked him.

"No, I'm feeling it." Bai Yunxuan turned his head and smirked at him, "Feel if it's hungry."

"What did you feel?" Jiang Yike was amused by him.

"It said you can eat a little, but not too much." Bai Yunxuan recalled the attitude of this person when he ordered takeaway and cakes before, and amplified his voice and emphasized, "Not too much."

Jiang Yike smiled, "Okay."

"Brother, you look great wearing earrings." Bai Yunxuan pouted his head and praised, "Why do I feel weird wearing them?"

"I'll pick one for you next time." Jiang Yike smiled, "But you look good in anything you wear."

Bai Yunxuan meowed like a cat, the corners of his mouth hooked to his temples, he looked out of the dark window and whispered, "Really."

"real."

It was windy on the bridge at night, Bai Yunxuan opened a third of the window to blow the wind, the bangs on his forehead were completely lifted, and he opened his mouth to drink in the cool wind.After taking two sips, Jiang Yike called him.

Bai Yunxuan looked back at him with messy hair.

"I haven't recovered from the cold yet." Jiang Yike replied.

Bai Yunxuan obediently closed the window and leaned on the back of the chair. He was already terribly sleepy in the middle of the night, and fell asleep with his head tilted.

When he opened his eyes later, he was in a parking lot. Bai Yunxuan was covered with a blanket at some point, and he was the only one in the car.A white light flashed twice on the big screen in front, and an advertisement was playing.

Shocked and panicked, Bai Yunxuan took out his mobile phone from his pocket and wanted to call Jiang Yike, when the car door suddenly clicked, and it was dark outside, only a tall black figure could be seen, which frightened Bai Yunxuan half to death.

Jiang Yike opened the car door and smiled at him, "Why are you looking at me with such big eyes?"

"I'm still looking for you." Bai Yunxuan smelled it.The smell of chips.

"You woke up quite quickly, there are still more than 20 minutes." Jiang Yike glanced at the screen, then closed the car door.In his hand was a box of dipped chips, hot dogs and salad in a paper bag.Bai Yunxuan's eyes lit up.

He can eat when he wakes up, he is so happy.

There were five or six cars scattered in the parking lot. The surrounding car lights and street lights, together with a large bright screen, illuminated the area like daytime.

The screen flickered and the movie was about to show.The surrounding lights were turned off one after another.

With French fries stuffed in Bai Yunxuan's mouth, he was curled up in a nest, and the car was warm. After the surrounding lights dimmed, he felt like he was curled up on the sofa at home watching a movie in the middle of the night.It's just that there are more people beside him.He smiled and handed a French fries.

Don't ask if you want to eat or not, just say, "Ah, open your mouth."

Jiang Yike opened his mouth, glanced over and made Bai Yunxuan feel hot all over.

"What kind of movie is this?" Bai Yunxuan's mouth was full of food, and he couldn't speak clearly.

"I didn't pay attention to this." Jiang Yike looked down at his phone, put down his phone after a few seconds and replied, "Romance movies."

Bai Yunxuan almost bit his tongue, "..."

This is so much love.

It is probably an old movie, the actor Bai Yunxuan has never seen it before, the hero and heroine are so in love with each other, hugging and crying in the rain, the boy Bai Yunxuan is crying with his mouth open.Jiang Yike tore out half of the roll of paper in the car.

He wiped his red nose and held a hot dog in his hand.Crying so sadly that he didn't even stuff the hot dog into his mouth, Jiang Yike watched as the food was stuffed into his nostrils.

"Special function." Jiang Yike stretched out his hand to stop him, his shoulders shaking with laughter, Bai Yunxuan still looked at him stupidly.

"Aren't you sad?" Bai Yunxuan asked him.

"Sad." Jiang Yike replied.

"Then cry." Bai Yunxuan looked at him.

Jiang Yike was stunned, the man held back his tears for a long time, "How about next time?"

Bai Yunxuan tilted his head while holding the hot dog and smiled, filling himself up again in the middle of the night.

Sleepy when he was full, he glanced at his watch, it was five o'clock in the morning, and it would be dawn in two hours.

"Go to sleep." Jiang Yike put his chair down, turned over and pulled the air-conditioning blanket over to cover him. He smiled, "This should have your name embroidered on it."

Bai Yunxuan hid half of his face in the blanket and smiled, staring at him, "There are other things I want to embroider my name on too."

Jiang Yike stopped his hands, and the two pairs of eyes just looked at each other.This boy Bai Yunxuan looked innocent and kind, but now he doesn't look stupid at all.When Jiang Yike opened his mouth and wanted to say something.

Bai Yunxuan said, "Isn't it a bit silly for you to put your name on the cup?"

"Cup?" Jiang Yike's head was full of question marks.

"That's right, the cup." Bai Yunxuan's eyes were like a deer, flickering, innocent and kind at night.

Jiang Yike really believed his evil.

"What do you think it is?" Bai Yunxuan asked.

Jiang Yike put down his chair, tilted his head and closed his eyes, "Cup."

Bai Yunxuan looked at his own shadow on the window, and said in this extremely quiet environment, "Brother Jiang, I drank too much the night before school started."

"Well...I know." Jiang Yike's voice sounded lazy and sleepy.

"I was in the tavern that day." Bai Yunxuan turned his back to him, just looking at the shallow shadow on the window, looking at the opponent's arm printed on the window, he asked, "Where are you?"

Jiang Yike opened his eyes, turned his head to look at him, "Guess what."

Bai Yunxuan opened his mouth slightly, and slowly spit out the words, "I guess you are there too."

"Well, I'm here." Jiang Yike turned around and looked at his back, "Did we meet that day?"

Bai Yunxuan shrunk his body, and the two of them were like mirrors in their hearts, but they still wanted to go around in circles with each other.It doesn't matter if you don't want this face, just poke it out, anyway, sooner or later.

"I remember." Bai Yunxuan didn't dare to look at the window anymore, he buried his head in the blanket, "I remember, I remember that I bumped into someone when I drank too much, hugged, and... ate a couple of bites. "He was so ashamed that his face was bleeding.

There was a rubbing sound behind him, and Bai Yunxuan felt the temperature approaching behind him, and the blanket in his hand grasped even tighter.

He turned his head slowly and carefully, and met Jiang Yike's eyes. The man leaned over, and the outline of his face, which was illuminated by the dim light outside the window in the dark, became more and more tough, and the light shone through his eyes, "Do you remember anything?" gone?"

"I can't remember the person, but I heard from Yang Wei." Bai Yunxuan looked at him, his heart beating violently, "He said... I bumped into you."

He blinked carefully and asked again, "Really?"

"Is it because you don't know yourself?" Jiang Yike covered the light on Bai Yunxuan's head and smiled, "Why don't you review it again?"

Bai Yunxuan stared at the face that was getting closer, his body tensed up, thinking maybe he was going to do something embarrassing in this parking lot, he wasn't ready yet, where was he going to kiss, he wasn't ready for a kiss Okay, I seem to have eaten a hot dog just now, no, is there garlic in the French fries sauce...

beep--------

I don't know where the loud horn sound came from. Bai Yunxuan's heart was already in his throat, but now he was frightened and subconsciously pushed it, which was quite strong.Both of them were taken aback.

Bai Yunxuan panicked, "I, I, I didn't mean that, I wanted you...not..."

Bai Yunxuan was stuttering and didn't know what he was doing, his mouth was about to cramp, and he patted his thigh anxiously.

He wanted to say that he didn't push it on purpose, he wished he could lie down and give Jiang Yike a strong kiss now.

"I'm the one who scared you, I'm sorry." Jiang Yike smoothed back the hair around his ears, and said with a smile, "If you don't sleep, it will be dawn."

"Then... I'll sleep for a while." Bai Yunxuan got into the blanket obediently this time, closed his eyes, and didn't move.Jiang Yike was really the only one left there regretting and stupefied.

Like a heartless little thing.

When I woke up, I was on the road, and the car was bumped by the buffer zone.

Opening his eyes, it was already dawn, and Bai Yunxuan couldn't believe that he had tossed so many things this night, and almost managed to achieve a real result.

"I remember you still have classes?" Jiang Yike tilted his head and smiled.

Bai Yunxuan said yes, he looked down at his phone, it was all messages sent to him by Yang Wei, saying that he took the strawberry bear in the quilt of Bai Yunxuan's quilt and pretended to deceive the students who checked the dormitory last night past.

Yang Wei: Did you go out to sleep with Jiang Yike again?

Bai Yunxuan's face became thicker and he didn't explain, just sent a smiley face.The car drove into the underground garage of the community. Bai Yunxuan got out of the car and looked at Jiang Yike with a smile, "Brother Jiang, thank you..."

"Are you a dog..."

There was someone in the corner of the garage, probably gnashing their teeth, but also panting.The concrete pillar was literally knocked by the body.

The other person replied in a low, calm voice, "It belongs to the dog."

Bai Yunxuan blushed in embarrassment, thinking that someone would do such a thing in the garage in broad daylight, he looked at Jiang Yike next to him in embarrassment, and just opened his mouth, "Let me first..."

In the corner: "Relax, someone will be there later."

Bai Yunxuan's eyes suddenly widened, "I...why do I hear this voice so familiar."

The echo in the garage was already loud, but Bai Yunxuan could hear it clearly this time.

When Bai Chensong coughed, he could come out, they all came out of the same stomach, and they all grew up sticky together.After Bai Yunxuan recognized the voice, his hands trembled in fright.

His brother is...

His brother was robbed!

Bai Yunxuan didn't care whether his small body could beat him, he waved his fist, spread his slender legs and rushed towards the sound.Tears were rushing down.

If he can't beat him, then he will also pluck the hair of the person who bullied his brother!

He rushed to the corner of the parking garage aggressively, and yelled at the person who was piled up in the corner and couldn't see his face clearly, "Let go of my brother!"

Why is he roaring and breaking the sound, it sounds pitiful.

His brother was hugged by that person, and the other party had to be 1.8 meters seven at least, which almost blocked his brother.

Bo Yunxuan gritted his teeth angrily, rushed towards them with his fists slammed, pinched his arms, pulled his clothes, pulled his pants, pulled his hair... He used all kinds of childish tricks that couldn't be put on the table.

He is like a little chick with teeth and claws, being carried by someone with his backhand.

"Whose family's brat?"

"My family's..." Bai Chensong's face turned dark, and he covered his face in one direction.

"Brother, is he bullying you! If you let go, I'm going to call the police..." Bai Yunxuan was so angry that he couldn't move his hands because he was pinned down. It's broken, it's all red!"

Bai Chensong buried his face deeper.

Jiang Yike pulled him into his arms, Bai Yunxuan was still grinning and wanted to charge forward, he only saw the appearance of that person clearly at this moment.

The man with the scar last time was called Liang Feng.

"You, you..." Bai Yunxuan was so anxious that he couldn't speak clearly, "You, your big brother in society is amazing, you know how to bully people!"

opposite:"......."

Jiang Yike dragged the crazy puppy to the side of the car, put him in the middle and said a few words to his ear.Bai Yunxuan blushed when he said that.

For the next second, instead of staring at Liang Feng, he focused on his brother.

He was about to cry, and his mouth would kill him, "Are you two asleep?!"

Bai Chensong almost fainted from his anger.

Seeing the cars in the garage coming in one after another, there were more and more people, and it was unbelievable for a few people to stand there.

"Let's go out first." Jiang Yike said, and walked towards the elevator with Bai Yunxuan in his arms.

Bai Yunxuan completely fooled the elder brother of the society, turned his head to look at Bai Chensong and said, "Your brother is stronger than you."

"Shut up, you." Bai Chen couldn't even sigh with relief.Responding to the scalp, they got on the elevator together.

There were six or seven people crowded in the elevator, and Bai Yunxuan stood in the corner looking at his brother's back. The elevator was full of resentment, and Bai Shensong uncomfortably pulled off his shirt collar.When everyone has left and dispersed, there are only four people left.

Bai Yunxuan didn't even open his mouth, but Bai Chensong turned his head to look at him and said, "I didn't change my clothes, why did you go?"

"I..." Bai Yunxuan somehow became the one being accused, he is not stupid this time, "Don't interrupt!"

Bai Chensong coughed, "......".

It seems that this trick is not working.

The younger brother has grown up and is about to go to heaven.

Bai Yunxuan watched his brother open the door, and after entering, he sat down on the sofa, looking at the three 1.8-meter-six people in front of him with a serious face.

With a soft voice, and a white and tender face, he slapped the table, "Be honest!"