I accidentally teased my brother's roommate

In the heat of noon, the cicadas on the top of the tree on the street screamed crazily, fell into the fence under the tree, and occasionally floated to the side of the street, where they were crushed into specimens by the passing suitcases, and the wheels were crushed by stones. There was a creaking sound on the road.

Scattered pedestrians rushed towards the subway station on the left in the same way, and the cold wind from the air conditioner shook their shoulders when they entered the door. Recently, the university has reported that there are many people.

The dark black suitcase in the corner of the subway line 2 suddenly slammed into the handrail with a loud bang, and the young man next to him grunted in a daze, raised his head slightly, stretched out his hand to pull the suitcase over in a half-dream, and caught it in a daze. Between the legs.

"The station ahead, Binhai Road, passengers please get off..."

"Bai Yunxuan!!" A voice suddenly shouted in the carriage.

"Ah!" The boy raised his head abruptly, terrified, and looked around blankly.

"Yunxuan! You don't remember me?" The slightly fat boy with black framed eyes bent over to look at him with round eyes, looking at him with a naive look.

"Feng Li?" Bai Yunxuan sat up straight and rubbed his eyes. There were still red pressure marks on the back of his hands. He looked dazed, and his mind hadn't slowed down for a long time.

"Are you reporting today?" Feng Li looked down at his suitcase, and squeezed Bai Yunxuan's shoulder, "City University?"

"Well, today's report, I'm now..." Bai Yunxuan raised his eyes and saw the stop sign on his head, and jumped up suddenly, "I'm sitting, sitting over the standing! Let's talk later, I, I, I first gone!"

Without saying anything, he tumbled down the subway with his luggage, the soft hair on his forehead raised up abruptly.The whole person fell into a daze, looking at the four or five exits of the subway in a daze.On his wrist is a new watch, a birthday present from his brother, Bai Chensong a few days ago.

It's just that there is no number on this watch, so Bai Yunxuan stood there with big eyes and small eyes in a daze for a long time.The phone in the pocket of his trousers suddenly vibrated continuously.

"Hey, brother, I'm here, but." Bai Yunxuan coughed in embarrassment, stroked the soft hair on his head in embarrassment, and said softly, "I...I'm sitting Stopped."

There was a long pause on the other end of the phone, and he took a very obvious breath.

Bai Chensong was probably used to it, so he replied calmly, "Take a taxi and come here, don't continue to change subways, I'm afraid you'll just take me to the suburbs."

Bai Yunxuan lowered his head and chuckled, "You underestimate me too much, how can I be so..."

He suddenly stopped talking.

"Xiaoxuan? What's the matter?" Bai Chensong asked in silence.

"My phone is out of battery, brother, I... beep..." Bai Yunxuan shut off the phone before he could finish speaking.

He was carrying his luggage, and stood at the entrance of the subway with his mouth open in a daze. A gust of hot wind blew over, and the hair on his head was all messed up.

"Hello." Bai Yunxuan turned around and asked the security guard, "How can I get to City University?"

"Go straight ahead, turn left at the traffic lights, two stops, not far away."

"Thank you." Bai Yunxuan was happy, found a candy from his pocket, smiled and stuffed it into the security guard's hand, turned around and ran away with his luggage.

The noon sun was still strong, Bai Yunxuan was still humming a song at first, and he was in a good mood, but when he walked to the red street light, he drooped his head for a moment, his mouth was dry, he hummed a few lines of the song, the tune was completely gone, his mouth Li changed his love song from childhood to □□□, he insisted on cheering himself up all the way.

His skin was sore from the sun, and his face turned pale again after not going out for a whole summer.The hair on the forehead was stuck to the side of the face with sweat, and the neck was wet, and the whole person looked pitifully fished out of the water.

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There was a sudden sound of motorcycles at the crossroads, and Bai Yunxuan raised his head suddenly in fright, and looked back curiously.

A black shadow rushed out on the road like the wind, and the clothes on Bai Yunxuan's back were blown up by the wind.

He froze on the spot and whispered how cool it was. After seeing the black shadow disappear, he was so scared that he was no longer sleepy or tired, and continued to run towards the school gate with his luggage like a calf.

"Xiaoxuan." As he was approaching the school gate, Bai Yunxuan heard someone calling him from a far corner, a very familiar voice.

He didn't even turn his head, but changed his face in an instant, as if he was aggrieved and crying, he turned around and closed his eyes, and rushed under the banyan tree like a deer, and hugged the tall and thin boy who was leaning on the tree. Rubbing in other people's arms.

"You don't want the suitcase?" Bai Chensong didn't know what to say, he lowered his head and patted his silly brother's back twice, "Hurry up and bring it here, the security will throw it away for you later."

"Okay." Bai Yunxuan let go of his hand slowly, dragging the hot suitcase with great reluctance, "You don't even come to pick me up."

"I had a class just now, I really can't get away, brother treats you to dinner another day." Bai Chensong rubbed his head.

Bai Chensong was just such a younger brother, who grew up clinging to him, and never made him suffer.If life is a well, Bai Chensong can support Bai Yunxuan even if he tries his best. He is in the dark, and Bai Yunxuan has to be in the sun.

"I have a meeting to hold later, so I'll take you to the dormitory first." Bai Chensong stretched out his hand in his pocket, and took the suitcase, "I'll go through the formalities later, and meet new classmates .”

"Brother, didn't you rent a house?" Bai Yunxuan looked up at him and smiled.

"Yes." Bai Chensong nodded but did not react.

Bai Yunxuan opened his eyes and looked at him, thinking in his heart, blinked his eyes twice, pointed to the tip of his nose with anticipation, "I, I, I can be with you..."

"There is no room." Bai Chensong interrupted mercilessly.

The air was silent for a long time, Bai Yunxuan drooped his face in grievance, bowed his head and did not speak.

"What's wrong?" Bai Chensong laughed.

The person next to me was wronged, "Did you hear the voice of my heartbreaking? You left me alone in the dormitory..."

"Freshman can't go out to rent a house." Bai Chensong pinched him hard on the face, "The counselor will write down what to do for you later, next year."

Bai Yunxuan obediently nodded in agreement.

The boys' dormitory was just renovated last year. The environment is very good. There are two people in one room. Bai Chensong took them downstairs, answered a call from the college, and left.

Bai Yunxuan dragged his luggage all the way to the third floor, panting and gently pushed open the door, opening his mouth before anyone could see clearly.

He shouted extremely enthusiastically, "Hello! My name is Bai..." Before he finished speaking, he stared blankly at the naked boy who was still changing his underwear.

"I...I'll come in later." He was so scared that he turned his head and quickly backed out.

Is it too late to check out now?Where is there someone who changes their underwear when they arrive in a strange dormitory during the day?

After half a minute, the door was suddenly pulled open, which startled Bai Yunxuan.The boy raised his voice, "Hello! My name is Yang Wei!" He yanked Bai Yunxuan's hand, "What's your name?"

"Bai Yunxuan." He stared at his hands in a daze, "Hello."

"I was soaked by the sprinkler while I was walking, and my underwear and clothes were all wet." Yang Wei turned around and looked up to drink water, with drops of water hanging on his chin, "Have you gone through the formalities?"

"Not yet, I'll go later." Bai Yunxuan turned around and dragged the suitcase in, squatted on the ground to straighten his clothes, turned his head and smiled, "Do you eat candy?"

"Eat!" Yang Wei leaned against the table, "Freshman party at night, by the way, you are also the news spreader, right?"

"Well, you just said the freshman party?" Bai Yunxuan subconsciously moved a chair and sat down, looking at him curiously.

"Well, in the tavern next door, I heard that it was opened by students, and it seems that everyone in our class will go." Yang Wei continued, "Hey, by the way, did you join the group?"

Bai Yunxuan shook his head like a rattle, quickly put his head closer, plugged in his phone, and tugged on someone's sleeve to ask for a WeChat account.

"23 people?" Bai Yunxuan was a little surprised.

"Yes, there are only a few people in this class. There are only a few people in one class, and there are four classes." Yang Wei shook a bottle of soda with one hand, "Drink?"

Bai Yunxuan took it with a smile and took two gulps.I even took a sip before going out, but I had a soda burp while walking, which made my eyes and nose sour.

Today is the last day of reporting, and the military training will start the day after tomorrow.Holding the hot military training uniform, Bai Yunxuan was walking towards the dormitory when he raised his eyes and bumped into Yang Wei, who was lying on the back door of the dormitory with his butt sticking out, taking takeaway from the crack of the door.

The man shook the takeaway bag and laughed, "Do you want cake? There are others."

"Eat!" Bai Yunxuan leaned over with a smile, and went back to the dormitory to share half of the cake with each of them.

Bai Yunxuan took the last mouthful of cream, put the last mouthful of strawberry in his hand, turned around and walked into the bathroom with his clothes.

"By the way, Yunxuan, do you know our professional seniors?" Yang Wei leaned against the bathroom door and was still eating cake.

"My brother is a junior, we are professional." Bai Yunxuan amplified his voice and said to the door, the shower was too loud and he couldn't hear clearly.

"That's it, that's pretty good, someone can take care of you." Yang Wei leaned against the wall lazily, "I heard that some seniors in the previous sessions were not easy to get along with."

"What??" Bai Yunxuan didn't hear clearly, and suddenly closed his ears and leaned in front of the door, "I didn't hear clearly."

"I said that our college has a pairing activity, and the freshmen and seniors have a project, which seems to be a micro-movie."

"I see." Bai Yunxuan smiled and rubbed the foam on his head, "Then I'll find my brother."

"Then... who am I looking for?" Yang Wei was stunned with the cream cake wrapped in his mouth.

"He has a roommate, I'll ask for it for you when the time comes." Bai Yunxuan replied with a smile, "I'll definitely find it."

At 08:30 in the evening, the WeChat group seemed to explode, five or six messages were received on the phone in a second, and Bai Yunxuan turned over in a daze.

"Yunxuan, don't sleep!" Yang Wei stepped on his shoes and pushed Bai Yunxuan hard twice, so frightened that the kid on the bed jumped up like a dead body.

The man sat on the bed and played with his mobile phone after taking a shower, but he passed out within 10 minutes.

"Ah, it's time." Bai Yunxuan got up after two seconds, and almost knocked his head on the wardrobe door.

Finally, Yang Wei pushed the door out while yawning.

In the evening, the school entrance was lively, people surrounded the tavern entrance, Bai Yunxuan followed Yang Wei and did not dare to run around, the sound of the guitar was mixed with the noisy voice, and the collision of wine glasses was mixed with a slight smell of tobacco.

He was pulled through the crowd and walked all the way to the inner booth, where a dozen people were scattered around.

"Hello, my name is Bai Yunxuan, just call me Yunxuan." He smiled and shook hands one by one. He was cute, and he was pulled and sat in the middle seat.

Bai Yunxuan has always felt that his personality can be regarded as extroverted, and he can be regarded as sunny on weekdays.When the squad leader was booing and playing games with a wine glass, he smiled and agreed.Foolishly, he became curious about the thing in the wine glass.

Usually Li Bai is very strict, but Bai Yunxuan has never even smelled of alcohol when he grows so big.The stricter you are, the more curious you become, imagining that if you are the kind of big guy who can't drink a thousand cups, who knows if you haven't tried it, maybe you are so talented that you can drink the whole table.

The wine bottle on the table slowly rotated.

Bai Yunxuan was looking forward to it, and he almost put the word "I come" on his face.

When the bottle was slowly turned to his side, there was a lot of booing from the surroundings. He smiled and did not shirk, picked up the glass with a little excitement and drank it.

Burning sore throat.He suddenly opened his eyes wide as if he was about to cry. Out of face, he secretly pinched his thigh, trying to hold back his brows and tears.

"How many times have you been in love?" The girl next to him looked at him and smiled.

Bai Yunxuan honestly shook his head, "No."

The main reason is that there is Bai Shensong sticking to Tian Tian's side, which has completely obliterated his peach blossoms.Not to mention people, even dogs would detour around him if they saw him within a few meters.

Later, following the booing, Bai Yunxuan stared at the bottle in a daze, his head getting heavier and heavier like a jack.It's a bit over the top.

He muttered in a low voice: God, open your eyes, don't turn to him again.That stuff is really bad, even worse than the bitter gourd juice his brother made.

God seems to have heard his prayer, three times in succession, did not turn.

Just as Bai Yunxuan was leaning back and preparing to rest, he was suddenly pushed by someone, "It's your turn!!"

God, I'm afraid he fell asleep after a nap.

After drinking three or four cups one after another with a bitter face, Bai Yunxuan was completely dizzy, propped his head on his arms, and curled up in the corner like a shrimp, not speaking, half-closed his eyes in a daze.

It seems that he has no talent at all for this skill that lasts a thousand cups, not even the average level.

"Truth or Big Adventure?"

"real...."

"Don't, choose someone else!" The squad leader patted him on the shoulder.

"Okay then, let's take a risk..." Bai Yunxuan couldn't finish his sentence, his cheeks were flushed, and his neck was sweating.

His shoulders were suddenly hooked, and the squad leader leaned close to his ear, pointed to the corner and asked, "The one in white, the one in black, the one next to him! Did you see that?"

"...You saw it... right?" Bai Yunxuan had a double image, his mind was like a disco.

"I want a WeChat." The monitor patted his shoulder with a smile, "Go!"

"Hmm..." Bai Yunxuan got up, his feet were unsteady, and he shook twice like a drunken fist.

"Is he alright?" the person next to him asked.

"The senior of our major, he's a nice guy, I know him, he's fine." The class monitor pointed to the boy wearing glasses and white clothes by the window, looking at the fairly quiet boy.

"That's fine." The person next to him breathed a sigh of relief.

More than a dozen pairs of eyes were staring, booing and whistling, all of which reached Bai Yunxuan's ears, and they were all mixed together and couldn't be heard clearly.He staggered towards the corner.

Halfway down the road, I was so dizzy that I couldn't walk any longer, and leaned on someone's chair, and slowed down for two seconds.

This delay was completely dumbfounded.My mind was short-circuited, and I almost forgot why I got up.

"You...why are you here?" He muttered in a daze, and turned his head to look at the deck.

More than a dozen pairs of eyes stared at him with consistent smiles, eyes full of encouragement.Faces of parents encouraging their children to learn to walk.There are two characters of "Come on" floating all over his face.It seemed to be shouting in his mouth, go baby, we will support you.

"So...why?" Bai Yunxuan was completely dumbfounded.

He turned his head, blinked his eyes, and recalled for a long time, "It seems to say, black...with legs?"

He slowly looked at the black figure on the far side of the sofa.When the light was dim, he caught sight of a pair of long legs, and a black shirt rolled up to his forearm, vaguely as if something was printed on it.The boy had distinct fingers and bones, and took a sip while holding the glass to his mouth.

Bai Yunxuan stared at his legs, and stumbled towards the person like a calf.Thinking of saying hello and saying a few words.He completely forgot what exactly he needed to do.

"...Ah!" Bai Yunxuan suddenly jumped forward like a puppet suffering from short-circuit cramps.I don't know which wicked person poured a pool of wine and bottles on the ground.He just felt something tripping on the sole of his foot.The whole person was floating, and he didn't feel anything, so he simply closed his eyes, and the next second there was a bang, and his chin hit a hard object.

"It hurts..." He was dazed and still knew it hurt.

"Yunxuan!!"

"Who is that?"

"Bai Yunxuan!! I found the wrong one!"

Someone seemed to be calling him in the distance, and it sounded flustered.He turned around in a daze and saw a group of people dancing in a hurry in the corner.I don't understand what it means.

He didn't know what posture he was in now, he just felt that he was sitting with his thighs spread apart, his chest was pressed against someone, and he was breathing warmly by his ears.Sitting is quite comfortable, his arms are useless, and he has no strength, so he just hangs on both sides to support someone's legs, and his chin rests on the front shoulder.

His thigh was suddenly supported by someone.Then there was his face, which was obviously pinched by someone, and it was quite strong, even stronger than his brother's.I could vaguely hear someone talking around me.

"You know him?"

"Whose kid?"

Bai Yunxuan was too sleepy, as if his soul had been convulsed, his ears were rubbed with scalding heat, itching, he felt his body sinking desperately, his head was drowsy and he was about to fall asleep.

"Sandalwood..." He muttered vaguely, "Scent..."

The thing on the forehead trembled slightly, as if laughing.

Bo Yunsong smacked his lips, his neck was sore, he turned his head, and suddenly felt the heat all over his face.Soft to the touch, piping hot, with a woody aroma, like wine.

His nose, forehead, and cheeks all touched the temperature. He was like a cat, his face burrowed forward again, and his mouth touched something soft, like jelly.

Jelly froze for a long time, then suddenly turned in a different direction, Bai Yunxuan's head lost its support, and fell forward unsteadily, supported by his hands.As if on purpose, the man suddenly blew hot air into his ear.

Bai Yunxuan's ears seemed to have fluff, and he subconsciously hid back. He couldn't sit still, and felt a pair of hot hands suddenly support his buttocks.The lower back was also supported by someone, although half of the body was flying outside, but the person insisted not to fall.

He hung on someone's body like a pendant, and he couldn't pull it off.There are more footsteps around, and the sound is noisy.

"sorry!!"

"I'm really sorry, he drank too much."

"You pass the person... yes yes yes, thank you thank you."

"Call, to his brother?"

Bai Yunxuan heard this, and immediately fell asleep.His body was being dragged, and he didn't know where he was going.I can't sleep well even if I want to sleep.He smacked his lips angrily and frowned and hummed.

In a trance, I heard a familiar voice, and shouted Xiaoxuan angrily.He turned his head and changed his sleeping position. Why does this man sound so fierce, just like his brother.

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Bai Chensong appeared to be a mature, stable, and kind-hearted person, but he was not afraid of anything, and he was a person who could charge upwards with a fist.

Someone called that night, saying that his brother had drunk too much in the tavern.

Bai Chensong held his breath and rushed over, his younger brother didn't see it, but saw a "bully" around the corner

He is 1.8 meters tall, and he is carrying a 1.7 meters boy in his hand, like a chicken.

The little boy's glasses were still flying in the corner.

Bullying the weak and fearing the strong, and committing violence in public, Bai Chensong rushed over and punched someone with his fist.

Liang Feng took a step back, stared angrily, and looked at Bai Chensong in surprise.

Roaring: "Are you so sick!!"

Bai Chensong is not afraid of anything: "You are the one who hit you!"

The little boy ran away when he had some free time.

Bai Chensong was grabbed by his collar and pressed hard against the wall.

Liang Feng gritted his teeth and roared, "You know him!!"

"You don't care if I recognize you or not." Bai Chensong almost pressed 110 in his hand.

Liang Feng worked hard, "Okay, a total of 8700, you pay him."

Bai Chensong: "????"

Liang Feng: "That kid sneaked into my shop to steal money! I'm teaching someone a lesson, why the hell rush over and punch me!"

Bai Shensong: "..."

Bai Chensong calmed down: "It's not very good for you to hit someone."

"Which eye of yours saw me hitting him." Liang Feng raised his arm, full of tooth marks, "Look at that kid bitten by me, I haven't asked him for medical expenses yet!"

Bai Chensong was speechless: "Then I'll chase it back for you?"

Liang Feng pressed against the person at the base of the wall, and the tip of his nose was about to go up, "Three days, the money is in place, otherwise I will..."

Before he could finish speaking, he was suddenly hit on the back by a drunk customer.

Liang Feng was half-sentenced, and he was thrown on Bai Chensong's face abruptly.

The two even kissed.

The air froze, and the two stared at each other.

Bai Chensong suddenly said: "Why? Kiss me if the money is not in place for three days??"

Liang Feng: "..."