[Comprehensive Yingmei] Me and my four unjust brothers

Because Merrell did Harry a great favor, Merrell and Harry Osborne also became friends, and Harry happily expressed that he would bring another friend of his, Peter Parker, to be with Merrell see you.

Because Harry thinks Merrell, who looks frail and frail, and Peter Parker, who looks equally frail and frail, will definitely make good partners.

Not really frail and frail AKA masked Merrell:  …

Also not really petite AKA Spider-Man Peter:  …

Merrell didn't reject Harry, he just looked at Harry's pitiful expression, oh, this poor little boy may only have two friends, Peter and Merrell.

very pitiful.

Merrell had forgotten that his only friends were Harry and Parker, and the rest, uh, were all relatives.

Merrell doesn't care about friends, anyway, Xiaoyu can be regarded as his friend, and the Robins are also his friends, because the way he gets along with Xiaoyu and Robins is not like that of relatives in an ordinary family model.

They lacked the slight sense of unfamiliarity between normal relatives, and they got along more easily like friends, or was it just because he was picked up by Uncle Long in the first place, and Xiaoyu was not really a relative?

As for getting along with the Robins, at first it seemed like a normal concern and concern between brothers.

Merrell guessed that it was only because his brothers thought he was a 'regular guy' vulnerable to death any second and, likewise, had no secrets to share with them.

Now that they know each other's secrets, it's easier for them to get along, uh, they don't look like brothers.

Merrell has never seen how other brothers get along, but the brothers described on TV are either fighting each other for family property, or working together.

As for their family, they neither intrigue nor work together, and what they show is a "brothers and friends".

In short, Damian and Harry Osborn are online, and Harry deliberately persuaded his father to let him stay in Gotham alone. Harry rented a house in Gotham and decided to stay here this summer vacation. Learn a few tricks from Damian in Gotham.

By the way, I want to develop a relationship with my new friend Merrell. Of course, the cultivation of relationship is secondary, the main thing is to have the opportunity to meet the idol Jackie Chan.

Meanwhile, Harry hadn't forgotten what Merrell had said to him about the archaeologists.

Harry had already given up engineering and planned to switch to archaeology. They had completed the entrance examination not long ago, and they could conduct a free major change in the university.

Only within a week after the start of school, and Harry must study archeology this summer until he can pass the transfer exam at the beginning of the school.

Poor Harry, who had been duped by Merrell, didn't know that archeology wasn't the collection of masters he thought it was.

In order for Harry to rent a good house in Gotham, the kind of house that is not easy to be attacked by criminals, and it is not easy to hear gang fires and noises at night, or explosions.

Merrell asked Harry to rent the house near the Gotham Police Department building. Firstly, no criminal would be stupid enough to commit a crime at the gate of the police station and slap the Gotham Police Department in the face. Secondly, it is the secret base of the New Sixth District. Just below the Gotham Police Station.

If Harry was attacked in any way, the New Sixth District could call the police immediately.

In Wayne Manor.

The two old men didn't know that the assembly hall had just been attacked, and they were sitting in the tea room drinking tea.

Under normal circumstances, when all members of the Bat Family leave Wayne Manor.

Alfred would go to the Batcave and stare at the Batcomputer, giving directions to the Bat-Family or something.

But Alfred didn't think that his masters and young masters just went to the party. There must be no criminals who are brave enough to attack the Wayne family's party.

Are you not afraid of Batman's revenge afterwards?

After all, Bruce Wayne and Batman are already a couple on the Internet.

In short, from the first meeting between Alfred and Dad Cheng, they are like old friends who haven't seen each other for a long time. They have a good understanding and hit it off.

They have their own ideas about tea. Alfred is from England, so he naturally prefers sweet and mellow black tea.

Father Cheng is a native flower grower, and he prefers green tea that is fragrant and astringent.

But a hundred years ago, Britain sent a florist as an envoy and received many rewards, including many valuable green teas.

The British people who love tea like their lives have never seen such a fragrant tea, so Alfred also likes green tea very much. Although Dad Cheng has never drank black tea, this does not prevent him from trying it.

Ever since, the two old men had a great time getting along with each other about tea. They took out their own black tea or green tea as gifts for each other to taste, and couldn't wait to hear each other's answer.

When the two old men lived peacefully at home, they didn't know that the children they watched growing up were experiencing a terrorist attack.

Alfred and Cheng Laodi also expressed their views and suggestions on raising children.

Father Cheng squinted his eyes comfortably, took a sip of black tea, and sighed: "Jackie Chan has been skinny since he was a child, not only skinny, but also stubborn. stubborn."

"Cheng Cheng also inherited Jackie Chan's traits. He has a stubborn temper. As long as he believes in something, he will never change it."

Alfred nodded in agreement, and he took a sip of green tea. When treating Cheng Daddy, Alfred did not treat Bruce and others with the polite and respectful attitude.

Alfred is a very strict man, he knows that Dad Cheng is strictly a guest invited by the manor.

However, Alfred has already regarded Dad Cheng as a friend, so in private, Alfred prefers to treat his friends with an equal attitude and tone, which is out of his respect for friends.

"Merrell's character may also be inherited from the master. The master's temper is also stubborn. When he was 8 years old, the father and wife were killed. The young master Bruce wanted to avenge them. He secretly Run away from the manor."

"No matter how much I try to persuade him, I won't listen. If it weren't for the fact that Master Bruce was still smart, he knew that he was too weak at that time, and now there might be no Wayne Manor." Alfred sighed.

Father Cheng: "Whenever Jackie Chan is stubborn, I use a method to deal with him, which can always calm him down quickly. Most of the time, I will let Chengcheng see it and let him know what kind of consequences it will lead to. .”

"What method?" Alfred became interested.

Father Cheng raised two closed fingers, and Alfred instantly showed a clear expression. It's not that he didn't see Father Cheng use this trick to deal with Jackie Chan and Merrell.

This trick can indeed make Jackie Chan and Merrell calm down immediately. The specific effect is that after being twitched, they stop what they were doing and start thinking about whether they did something wrong or said something wrong just now. Will be whipped by daddy.

"...does this trick really work?" Alfred asked, "I mean for Master Bruce, he is not usually stubborn."

"Ouch." Father Cheng didn't know what Alfred was worrying about. "Are you saying that master and servant are different? I don't think the way you get along is like master and servant."

Alfred took a sip of tea, and Bruce did regard Alfred as his father, because after the death of Bruce's parents, Alfred had been by Bruce's side.

Alfred could have betrayed the eight-year-old Bruce, as long as he wanted, he could accept the olive branch from Wayne's senior board of directors to get a better life.

But he didn't, he chose to stay with Bruce all the time, and spent the most difficult period with Bruce, not only because the old Thomas Wayne was Alfred's good friend.

It was because Alfred had long regarded the child he had watched and brought up with his own hands as his own.

So the difference between master and servant does not exist at all, but Alfred is used to treating Bruce and the masters of Wayne Manor in that way.

When Bruce left Gotham for training, Alfred was also guarding the huge Wayne Manor until Bruce returned.

Bruce once said bluntly that "Alfred is like his other father". Bruce also suggested that Alfred no longer serve as a housekeeper and concentrate on retirement in Wayne Manor. He will hire another person to be a housekeeper.

Of course, Alfred refused.

He loves the feeling of serving Bruce and Bruce's children, it's not just being a servant to him.

He takes care of his grandchildren like a grandpa, Bruce's children grow up with his efforts, and that's enough.

Besides, if a new butler is recruited, it means that the Bat Family will have to keep secrets in Wayne Manor, not to mention the consequences of the secret being exposed.

In any case, the position of butler is the most suitable for Alfred.

Alfred loves everyone in Wayne Manor, just as everyone in Wayne Manor respects and loves Alfred very much.

"I'll give it a try," Alfred said.

In short, when the big and small Waynes dragged their tired bodies——

Although they didn't do anything today, they were very tired, probably squatting on the ground with their heads hugged for a long time.

Now everyone in Gotham is about to know that the Wayne family has an 'ordinary' archaeologist guest, who once adopted Merrell Wayne, and is a very capable archaeologist.

But no one will suspect that Jackie Chan is Batman again. Firstly, it is the seemingly nonsensical but actually very reasonable theory of "flat chin" that Merrell said, and secondly, they all went to investigate the relevant news about Jackie Chan afterwards.

Then, what they found out was that Jackie Chan was an 'ordinary' archaeologist, and the only explanation for his martial arts was that he studied hard since he was a child, and he fought against some tomb robbers and treasure thieves during the archaeological process. have to.

This information about Jackie Chan was naturally prepared by the Federation for Jackie Chan. Strictly speaking, Jackie Chan is also a police detective in the [-]th District. Although he is an archaeologist, he also rejected the invitation from the Federation.

Since Jackie Chan saved the world more than once, the federation still classifies Jackie Chan as a "police detective in the [-]th district", and it is the job of the federation to fake backgrounds for its own police detectives.

However, some careful people still found some strange things. For example, the faces of the three people in the "tomb robber and treasure thief" shown in Jackie Chan's data are very familiar.

It seems to be the three people who have been wandering the streets of Gotham recently.

Lasu, Ah Fen, and Wednesday who were eating ice cream all idling on the street sneezed together. At this moment, they didn't know that they were being watched.

……

Bruce is tired, no, anxious.

It's not because he squatted for a long time, or did nothing, but because he felt the pressure, the pressure from Jackie Chan.

Jackie Chan is indeed as strong as Merrell and Xiao Yu said, which made Bruce, who originally thought that Merrell might choose to leave Gotham and return to San Francisco, even more stressed.

He felt that Merrell hadn't realized the power of Batman yet. Perhaps, he should let Merrell follow them and train Robin with the Bat family.

In this way, Merrell may be able to feel the charm of Batman.

Other people's exhaustion is not exhaustion either.

It's just that Bruce's expression is not very good. In order to avoid being picked on by Bruce for a while, they can only look tired. Although they don't know why, they just need to cooperate with Bruce first.

Compared with them who looked like they just went to work on the construction site for a day after they came back, Alfred and Father Cheng looked much more wanton.

They have drank tea and communicated with each other from the beginning, passed through the experience of raising children, and now they have reached the point where Amway uses each other's most frequently used weapons.

Father Cheng was holding a shotgun in his hand, yes, it was the exquisite carved shotgun that Alfred used most.

Alfred was born in the navy. As a navy, he would use too many weapons, but after becoming a butler in Wayne Manor, he used this shotgun for a long time.

First of all, the shotgun is amazingly powerful, even against opponents like Bain and Killer Crocodile, it may not be defeated.

Second, the shotgun was a gift from Thomas Wayne Sr. to Alfred, and Alfred liked it very much.

So Alfred gave it to his friend Cheng Daddy.

Jackie Chan put down the things in his hands, and when he looked up, he saw his father standing not far away, holding a double-barreled shotgun and scribbling everywhere.

Dad's hands are not strong, probably because he is old, or it may be because he hasn't held heavy objects for a long time. After all, most of the heavy objects in antique shops are carried by Tru or Jackie Chan.

Even with his presbyopic eyes, the old man couldn't see places and things that were too far away, and the way he was holding the gun tremblingly made Jackie Chan feel that his father would go off in the next second.

If this gun hits someone, it's not a joke. Even if it misses someone, they can't afford to pay for anything in the manor.

Jackie Chan's eyelids twitched, and he rushed to Erkang's hand and shouted to his father: "Dad! This thing is not like a puffer fish, you can't play around with it."

When Jackie Chan ran in front of Dad, Dad shot the gun to the ground, of course nothing happened except the 'click' sound of pulling the trigger.

Alfred still wouldn't give his father a loaded gun. This is a gun, a gun with huge lethality, not a toy, and if it goes off, it won't cause a big problem?

Then, the old man held the gun in one hand, and slapped Jackie Chan's forehead with the other hand.

"Nonsense! Do you think Dad doesn't know? Dad is just old and not stupid anymore. Dad also used guns when he was young."

Jackie Chan covered his forehead and looked at his father suspiciously. He asked, "Really? Why don't I know?"

"Can you still know everything about Dad's youth?" Dad said and wanted to smoke Jackie Chan again, but Jackie Chan had already prepared for it, and he held his forehead tightly and didn't give Dad a chance.

Dad lowered his head and looked at Jackie Chan's feet, Jackie Chan also expected that his dad would step on his feet, he stood on tiptoe, never giving his dad a chance to step on him.

Seeing that his father was gone, Jackie Chan chuckled: "Now you can't hit me."

"Jackie Chan, come give Dad a hug. How long has it been since you hugged Dad?" Dad smiled kindly, and he opened his arms.

Sure enough, Jackie Chan was fooled again, Jackie Chan smiled, he let go of his hand covering his forehead, and opened his arms to hug Dad.

However, the old man smacked his forehead again without hesitation.

"Oh." Jackie Chan looked at his father resentfully.

The old man snorted lightly and said, "Soldiers never tire of cheating."

On the other side, Bruce and Robin were also dumbfounded when they saw Alfred.

They were not the first to notice Alfred, it was Merrell who noticed Alfred first, mainly because the familiar pufferfish and lizards that Alfred held in his hand were too conspicuous, very It was hard for Merrell not to notice.

Merrell looked at the lizard in Alfred's hand, then at the firearm in his father's hand that obviously did not fit his usual style, and immediately understood what the two old men were doing.

They exchanged their usual weapons to play with.

Alfred didn't seem to understand how to use puffer fish and lizard, and his expression was a bit distressed. Father Cheng just handed these two things to him, but didn't tell him how to use them.

In fact, this weird 'weapon' is something Alfred has never seen before, the puffer fish, the kind that Alfred has only seen on deck and caught.

There were quite a few lizards that broke into the manor by mistake, but Alfred always let these small animals go.

He never thought that this kind of thing could be used as a weapon. He could still guess that the thorns on it were used to stab the enemy?But how to use this lizard?

Throw it on the enemy to scare him?

He didn't know that Papa was a magician, and thought Papa was just an ordinary antique dealer in Merrell's family in San Francisco.

Alfred was puzzled.

Merrell, a white magic squib, but a magic squib with sufficient theoretical knowledge reminds Alfred.

"Puffers and lizards, Alfred Butler, you just have to cross them, remembering to put the puffers in front and the lizards in the back," said Merrell.

This is the attacking qi magic developed by the father later. Only using the puffer fish for qi magic attack, the puffer fish can store part of the magic, but the amount is not much.

Combining a puffer fish with a specially crafted lizard is a different story, however.

When the puffer fish and the lizard collide together, the accretion and alkaline properties repel each other, and the energy jumps between the two at a very fast speed, and finally explodes, forming air magic, and volatilizes.

As long as you remember to maintain it frequently to avoid magic volatilization, you can use it as a weapon for a long time.

Hearing Merrell's words, the Wayne family looked up and saw that their old man was holding a puffer fish in his left hand and a lizard in his right hand with a puzzled face, like a weird old man learning Chinese magic from TV.

However, when Alfred crossed the dried puffer fish and the dried lizard, a green light shot out from the puffer fish's mouth, and this green light was not a light green light.

Ouch I go, there is still recoil.

Alfred did not expect that the dried puffer fish would have recoil like a gun, and the hand holding the puffer fish suddenly lifted up along the force of the puffer fish due to the impact of the recoil.

The green light hit the chandelier above the head, and because it would bounce off the metal, it shot down from the chandelier and hit a wooden brick on the ground, directly scalding the wooden brick with a hole the size of a basketball, and the wooden brick risked being scorched The sizzling fragrance.

Wayne's family: ... Isn't the lethality of this magic similar to that of a shotgun?Just spraying a shotgun on the ground is about the same lethality.

Fortunately, Alfred didn't point this thing at them, otherwise he would have to make a hole the size of a basketball on them?

The Wayne family looked at the puffer fish in horror. The green-yellow puffer fish still had its mouth open, and white smoke was coming out of its mouth. The fish eyes turned upside down in both directions were a symbol of death, and it just stared at the Wayne family faintly.

He didn't feel at all that he was the culprit who almost assassinated Wayne's family just now.

Compared to the panic of the Wayne family.

Alfred stared at the pufferfish and lizard in his hands and fell into thought.

This thing is surprisingly easy to use, and it feels more convenient than a gun, which still needs to be loaded, pulled the safety catch, and pulled the trigger all in one.

Air magic is completely unpredictable. If someone invades Wayne Manor and sees Alfred holding a puffer fish and a lizard, he will never think that this thing is a weapon as powerful as a shotgun.

This can reduce the vigilance of the enemy to a certain extent, good thing.

Alfred was already thinking about the possibility of successfully asking Dad Cheng for dried puffer fish and dried lizards.

Dick swallowed, and asked Jason cautiously: "How is it? Are you going to learn Qi magic from Dad now? This thing is amazingly lethal."

Jason hadn't recovered from the state of being startled by the qi magic just now, he was half a beat behind in understanding Dick's question.

Jason replied stiffly: "No, it's impossible to learn. It's too stupid to hold pufferfish and lizards. I don't want Red Hood to become a Gotham joke."

Jason is really not interested in qi magic, even if its lethality is amazing. Although the operation of guns and puffer fish qi magic is a bit complicated, the gun is cool.

He's Red Hood with guns and swords, not Red Hood with pufferfish and lizards.

The red hood makes a domineering debut, but he holds a puffer fish and a lizard in his hands. Just thinking about it makes him scared. He will definitely become the laughing stock of Gotham, no doubt.

"It's a bit frustrating, but I think it suits you well, Red." Tim said with a wink.

Apparently, before he's the laughing stock of Gotham, he'll be the laughing stock of Wayne Manor.

"Fuck you." Jason rolled his eyes.

And what about Bruce, Damian and Cassandra?

.These three cats who are purely technological and have almost no relationship with magic have not recovered from the shock just now. If they are real cats, you may be able to see their fur all over their bodies.

However, Merrell did not feel his family's fear of Qi magic at all.

He touched Alfred and praised Alfred without hesitation: "Steward Alfred, you are very talented."

"You should probably try using air magic more."