[Comprehensive Yingmei] Me and my four unjust brothers

"What's the third one?"

Ah Fen looked at the third line that Lasu had just written, which looked like a ghostly talisman, and he couldn't recognize anything except that three.

Lasu's simple and honest face was serious, and he said seriously: "The third rule is, never underestimate the old and weak women and children in Gotham, especially the old and weak women and children with pearl bags."

"..."

It seems to be the truth that Lasu said.

This is Gotham, a city known as Little Syria outside. Gotham is so magical that every major event will shock the outside for a long time. No novel dares to write as magical as Gotham.

The old woman in an ordinary city is the first old woman that comes to mind. The old woman in Syria is an old woman wearing a turban and holding an RPG. Although Gotham is not as exaggerated as Syria, the old woman in Gotham can kick a robber turn.

Cassandra: "..."

However, what the trio don't know is that both the second and the third article are actually related to the first article, because whether it's Tim Drake, Batman or the 'Old Woman' are all Cheng Sheng's family members .

They just need to keep in mind the first rule of 'never get in touch with things and people related to Cheng Sheng'.

Tim, who clearly heard the conversation of the trio through Cassandra's headset, was also silent. He felt that the tonality and voice of the three were familiar.

So Tim turned Cassandra to give the trio a casual look.

Hey, it's those three idiots again.

Given that the trio hadn't done anything bad today, Tim wouldn't be so indiscriminately pulling people into the ring.

At this moment, Merrell came out of the toy store carrying two handbags with masked figures printed on them. His expression was a bit sad, not because he was worried about not finding Damian, but because he had to go there. Look for Damian where there is no air conditioning.

Cassandra, who was a little tired from waiting, saw that Merrell finally appeared, and immediately put away her impatient expression and started business.

As usual, Cassandra walked past with the pearl bag in her arms. At this time, two black and purple shadows flew past her. With wild laughter, they snatched the pearl bag and walked away. go.

Merrell, who 'coincidentally' witnessed this car robbery beside Cassandra, blinked slowly, and subconsciously raised his head to look in the direction in which the car thief was escaping.

The purple-haired pointy-haired man sitting in the back seat twisted half his body, holding a pearl bag in one hand, and raised his middle finger at Merrell with the other hand. Provocative.

...It's pretty strong, and it can pedal the bike so fast.

Speaking of which, are there really speeding thieves who ride bicycles to snatch bags?It's still a tandem bicycle in a tourist attraction, just like a joke.

Seeing that the purse was easily snatched away by two non-mainstream speeding thieves, Zhou, Lasu, and Ah Fen:? ? ?

So is the old woman strong or weak?When she was strong, she was able to kick over a robber who was more than twice as tall as her. When she was weak, she was easily snatched away by two non-mainstream people riding bicycles in scenic spots.

Just now they were glad that they were not the ones who tried to snatch the old woman's purse, and now they regretted it a little. If they were the ones who snatched the purse just now, wouldn't they be rich now?

...Wait, does the person next to the old woman look a bit like Cheng Sheng?

The trio was already afraid of Cheng Cheng. Firstly, Cheng Cheng had an entire army of ninjas to dispatch, and secondly, they still remembered that the first item in the Gotham Survival Note written by Lasu just now was not to have anything to do with Cheng Cheng.

God damn it, why is there Cheng Sheng everywhere?Before in San Francisco, the Long team fought against them again and again, but now they have to meet Cheng Sheng when they arrive in Gotham.

In the past, there was no doubt that the most difficult person was Jackie Chan. Later, after Cheng Cheng gained the ability to summon ninja soldiers, the most difficult person became Cheng Cheng.

Because Jackie Chan just didn't bother to talk to them and concentrate on archaeological work, and then ninja soldiers would appear instead of Jackie Chan and Cheng Cheng to clean them up.

The trio looked at each other silently, and then quickly slipped to the alley to hide while Merrell didn't notice their existence, only showing three heads to observe Cheng Sheng and the old woman.

They didn't pay attention to the strange eyes of passers-by around them.

La Su breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, he didn't find us."

"It's a good thing we didn't grab that bag, otherwise we would have confronted Cheng Cheng."

this is correct.

Naturally, the trio would not mistake Merrell for Bruce Wayne. Just kidding, they have been fighting against the Dragon Group for nearly seven years. Well, it looks like it was carved out of a mold.

The ordinary passers-by around are naturally not as familiar with Merrell as the trio. They looked at the old woman who calmly kicked over the robber just now, and then looked at Bruce Wayne, who is suspected of dementia, the most popular search list today. .

Passers-by instantly understood that the fish the old woman was catching was a big fish, Gotham baby Bruce Wayne.

Cassandra looked at the speeding bicycles, and her mind began to think violently.

She remembered Dick telling him that he couldn't beat Dick and Jason up after being robbed of their bags, but behave like normal people.

Cassandra thinks normal people are so troublesome. Shouldn't the person who snatched the bag be beaten up immediately to get the bag back?Why do you have to scream first, and then say 'my bag was robbed', the robbers ran away in the time of talking.

Cassandra, who has never lived a normal life since she was a child, said that it is too difficult to learn the reactions of normal people.

Fortunately, in order to react like an ordinary person, Cassandra found a video with the highest praise on the Internet to learn how to scream.

Cassandra thought about what she saw in the video, and imitated the woman's voice in the video and screamed.

"Eeeeooowww!"

Merrell: ? ? ?

Frightened by Cassandra's cry, Merrell took a half step back and stared at Cassandra like a shocked cat.

He didn't know how to describe this weird call, if he had to.

Merrell would say it was like a very sad cat saying: Eeeeooowww

... At least this sad emotion was conveyed to Merrell, it was all emotion.

Then Cassandra looked around like a blind person, she was very flustered and at a loss, but her tone was a little flat.

"My bag, my bag," Cassandra said dryly.

Merrell felt that something was wrong, he thought it was too coincidental, Damian tricked him to go out, Damian got lost, the old lady who lost her bag by the door, and the speeder who robbed him on a bicycle.

It was a little strange, but Merrell couldn't tell where it was.

In the end, the part of the righteous partner in his heart prevailed, and Merrell stuffed two large bags into Cassandra's hands.

"Grandma, don't worry, I'll help you find the bag."

Seeing Merrell take the bait, Cassandra quickly took the two pockets from Merrell. "Go and come back quickly."

Merrell: ...what to do?I feel even more like I was cheated.

Naturally, Merrell wouldn't run after the speeding thief, and he wasn't stupid. Now that he inherited the Shadow Corps, he might vomit blood and fall down after running two steps.

Merrell was thinking about what to do, or let the ninja soldiers chase after him?Anyway, if you directly summon the shadow to chase it from the roof, no one can find it——

Suddenly, the sharp-eyed Merrell saw a person walking by on a bicycle, no, it must be fate.

This ordinary bicycle in the eyes of others seemed to be highlighted in Merrell's eyes. Everything else around him was blurred, and Merrell could only notice this bicycle.

There seemed to be hymns ringing in my ears, countless women and men were singing in unison, 'Ha~li~lu~ya~'

So Merrell snatched the man's bicycle with one hand, took two steps to get on the bicycle and left without hesitation.

"Hey, this is my bicycle." A passer-by shouted angrily from behind.

It's nice and familiar.

Therefore, Merrell should also let the gears of fate overlap completely, as it was destined.

"sorry--"

"I'll give it back to you!"

Fine, exactly the same.

Merrell rode a 'borrowed' bicycle, the wind blowing his hair pinned back with hairspray, and his expression was such a freedom and ease that the media had never seen on Bruce Wayne's face.

The corner of Merrell's mouth sucked, so, is this how Uncle Long feels every time he 'borrows' vehicles and weapons from passers-by?

Really don't be too cool.

At this moment, Jason and Dick also realized that they were a little high just now, and the speed of the car was a little fast.

The speed is seventy and the mood is fucking high.

Jason had to hold on to the faucet of the bicycle and look ahead carefully to avoid pedestrians.

So the maniac laughing, fingering and bag grabbing is all about Dick.

Originally, Jason wanted to take the job of swearing and pointing the middle finger.

He has always been used to swearing in the gray area of ​​Gotham, and he has done a lot of swearing and middle fingering. Even though he is essentially a literary youth, it does not prevent him from swearing. It is better for him to accept it.

Unexpectedly, Dick took the initiative to choose this position. Looking at the excited expression of the purple killer,

Jason thinks Dick likes this look where he can swear at will without worrying about being checked by Bruce.

Seeing that Dick liked this look so much, Jason made up his mind that he must secretly pour the color-fixing shampoo into Dick's shampoo, trying to keep Dick's purple Shamat look forever.

Dick coughed twice, and he looked behind worriedly.

"Did we ride so fast that we wouldn't throw Merrell off?"

Jason paused, and thought of this question, yes, if they get rid of Merrell, wouldn't all previous efforts be wasted?

"Go back to him?"

"...Slow down and wait." Dick listened to Cassandra in the headset saying that Merrell was chasing them on a bicycle.

Then they only need to ride a little slower and Merrell can catch up with the seventy speed they were just now.

Waited a while.

"Why haven't you come yet?" Jason asked impatiently.

"It's a bit slow." Dick frowned. Normally, it's time to catch up with them when riding a bicycle.

Immediately afterwards, on this day, in addition to being forced to dye purple to kill Matt.

Playing super high Dick finally belatedly remembered some of Merrell's bad attributes.

The blessed Dick suddenly said: "...Merrell, he won't get sick, vomit blood and faint while riding a bicycle, right?"

"!!!"

"Then don't go back and look for it!" Jason also didn't remember that Merrell had such attributes at all, but he had a super fun game today.

Merrell, who was lying on the ground and passed out, was dragged away by a dead pig: ...Thank you...Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to think of me.

Exactly what Dick said.

Like Jackie Chan, Merrell, who 'borrowed' someone else's bicycle, was as happy as a bird.

As soon as Merrell, who maintained a serious expression on his face, drove out of the commercial street on his bicycle, the corners of his mouth became wider and wider, and finally he simply grinned.

In the end, he simply grinned the corners of his mouth and laughed, not to mention how weird and broken his expression was.

The roadside surveillance camera accurately captured this scene of Bruce Wayne.

#Hot Search Bruce Wayne's distorted expression was taken away?

Today is destined to be an extraordinary surfing day in Gotham. Netizens who originally took the time to fish and watch melons during working hours can't wait to keep their eyes on the trending search. Today's trending search is exclusively contracted by Bruce Wayne.

They refreshed from time to time, afraid of missing Bruce Wayne's first-hand melon.

At present, the most popular on the Internet is the big triangle of Babumian. Batbu's old cp fans and the newly promoted Bumian CP fans are fighting and quarreling, and they all think that their cp is real.

In addition to scolding each other, the wives who stand on their respective CPs frantically produce food in order to overwhelm the opponent. Fan pictures, novels, short poems, songs, the fan section is completely a fight between gods.

Just one afternoon.

Babu, a former super cold CP, is now a big hot door and a new big hot door on the cloth surface broke through the granary and crushed other CPs.

Babu and Bumian respectively became the first and second places on the CP list, and for a while Babu won the first place, and for a while Bumian jumped up again.

The chaotic and neutral omnivorous man held the bowl and looked at the cp bat on the left, "Bat's justice and the sadomasochism of breaking up with the swimming pool".

I also looked at the cloth surface on the right, "The domineering president turned into a fanboy to purchase urban magic sweet pets around to coax little lovers".

Hey, it seems... It seems that both sides are quite easy to knock?

The omnivorous man said aggrievedly after typing: Don't you all eat?

In addition to the omnivores, there are also chaotic evil camps who have knocked out the big triangle and bat mask with bat cloth.

The reason why they are called the chaotic evil camp is because they clearly know that the pair of cps they knocked on are fake, so they are more and more unscrupulous.

Because fake CP doesn’t need to be sophisticated, just a few slaps on it and it’s over, you can write whatever you think of, and you will never worry about someone scolding OOC, because this CP is a fucking fake CP!

What happened to the fake ooc?

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So the most cult in the fandom area is this chaotic cp.

Needless to say, the knock on the bat face, these fangirls with pants flying all over the sky usually think of Bruce 1V2

Similar to the Dark Knight and Gotham baby Bruce was originally a couple, but Bruce gradually became dissatisfied with the Dark Knight always thinking of Gotham first, and thinking of other things, he was ranked behind Gotham.

So Bruce made a move on the new anti-hero Masked Man, and became the masked man's favorite person, the masked man's savior, and the masked man's guiding light.

Both the dark knight and the masked man thought they were the only one in Bruce's heart, so when they found out that Bruce had found another person behind their backs, they naturally turned black on the spot and started the evil routine of the cult.

In the last article, Bruce's result was naturally miserable, and he was asked who he liked more by two blackened fierce ones.

As for the knock point of the bat face?This cp is even more fake than a fucking bat mask!At least Bruce himself admitted that he had a relationship with Batman, but turned around and bought the surroundings of the masked man.

bat face?This Gotham-recognized urban vigilante and the new anti-hero of the foreign ninja group have a hammer communication?At most, they are enemies who dislike each other.

But the fun-loving cult cp doesn't care whether they are related or not, anyway, if they look pleasing to the eye, then they will make a pair!I said they have knock points!They have a knock point!

The cp fans of the bat face and the cloth face are quarreling, but when the cp fans of the bat face and the bat face appear, they will put down their hatred for each other and unite against the enemy together. The enemy of the enemy is a friend.

After scolding the cp fans of Babumian and Batmian, the two scolded each other again.

Merrell, who was happy like a bird at the moment, didn't know that his father, Bruce Wayne, had been rumored on the Internet as a robbed.

Merrell hummed with her mouth open and danced on the bicycle.

Um?Are you curious about how to dance on a bicycle?

I am also very curious, which also brewed his tragedy in the next sentence.

Merrell, who was breathing with his mouth open, took several mouthfuls of Gotham's chemically-laden air, and blood gushed out of his throat, making his head dizzy.

Originally, he could maintain his balance very well, but his hands were no longer on the dragon's head.

Merrell could only use all his life's knowledge to maintain his balance and jump off the car so that he didn't fall into a shit.

One second before he vomited blood and passed out, Merrell was in a very calm mood, thinking that I must have deserved it.

An ordinary passing red-haired macho with no clothes on his upper body but wearing a short vest symbolically:?

It has been almost a week since Black Tiger Afu was hired by Valon to come to Gotham. These days, Walong and Black Mask have been plotting some kind of plan, and they have not arranged tasks for Black Tiger Afu.

Hearing that Gotham has a dark knight, Batman, who is the strongest human being, Ah Fu can't wait to challenge this city vigilante.

However, Valon hasn't moved much recently, so the vigilante will naturally not appear.

So the black tiger Ah Fu can only wander around Gotham every day with nothing to do.

Heihu Afu looked down at Merrell lying on the ground whose life and death were unknown, just like today, he could pick up a 'big surprise' when he was wandering around.

……

Merrell woke up.

Waking up this time is exactly the same as the last time I woke up after being poured by gas.

He wasn't surprised, probably.

There are too many people who are eyeing the Wayne family, and it is normal for them to be kidnapped if they have a face somewhat similar to Bruce Wayne.

It's a cliche start again, a dilapidated abandoned factory, a chair and a rope, Merrell can spend a whole day here.

The good news is that this time his brother-in-law is not tied to him, which means that Merrell can summon ninja soldiers to cut the rope and escape, and he can also arrest the man who kidnapped him and beat him up.

How many times did Merrell go out in total?Three or four times?Every time there was a crime scene, and on two occasions Merrell was the one who was kidnapped.

Why he was kidnapped, no doubt, must be because of his face somewhat similar to his father Bruce Wayne.

Everyone knows that Bruce Wayne is rich, and who doesn't want to knock Bruce Wayne for a fortune?

With Bruce's words, they can live comfortably for the rest of their lives.

Everyone in Gotham is full of envy and malice towards 'Wayne'.

The two kidnappings that Merrell faced were precisely because of the malice towards Wayne.

In this way, his family members still insist on going out for a walk after dinner every day, which is very good.

It seems that until he takes full control of Gotham, he will have to send ninja soldiers to secretly follow his family members with brains, so as to prevent them from being kidnapped as frequently as himself.

Merrell himself is fine, he can summon ninja soldiers to get out of trouble, and he can hide in the shadow kingdom when necessary, besides, Merrell learned from martial arts master Jackie Chan's white eyebrow fist, even the clown can be thrown away on the spot by his punch syncope.

But Merrell knew his family was different.

Let's talk about Bruce first, a man who looks good in front of the media, but is actually a perfect figure made from eating protein powder. He can't help being beaten, and he has a lot of money.

And look at his eldest brother, he's a policeman with probably the most upturned butt and a warm and reliable smile in Gotham.

Merrell still remembers that his elder brother went back to the police station to rescue soldiers, and then he was hit by a sap and tied with himself. In general, it is unreliable to rely on Dick Grayson to protect his family, and even Dick Grayson should be protection object.

Gotham's criminals are so vicious, Dick is just a little cop, how can he stand this?

Then there is his second brother, Jason Todd, who should be real, with white hair, scars on his face, a slightly rolling tongue at the end of his speech, smokes, wears camouflage pants and leather boots.

Before Jason was caught and beaten by Bruce, Merrell firmly believed that although his second brother should be the most capable person in the manor, until Jason limped into the kitchen with the injury from Bruce's beating. Follow him to cook.

Oh, Jason's character is a male mother, and he should be the most "virtuous" person in the manor, but if he can't beat Bruce, his combat effectiveness will not be mentioned.

Next is his third brother Tim Drake, who is only two years younger than him and has been promoted to the president of Wayne Group. He has a strong ability to make money and has a quick brain.

Judging from the character design, Tim should have been the most reliable person in this manor, but he is in poor health, with weak feet and a face of kidney deficiency. Merrell firmly believes that one day Tim will die suddenly at the desk or drown in the in a coffee mug.

Cassandra... Cassandra is a girl and should be held in the palm of her hand and pampered. It is impossible for Cassandra to take on the role of protector, and Cassandra looks as thin as a kitten. Can't fight either?

And finally there's his not-so-cute little brother Damian Wayne...what's the deal with that?Did he expect a 12-year-old kid to protect the whole family?At least until Damian becomes an adult, there are still 8 years before Damian becomes an adult.

In the past eight years, what if his family members were kidnapped?

As for Ah Fu, Ah Fu is already so old, taking care of the family affairs is enough to bother the old man, and let him protect the safety of the family like a personal bodyguard?

This is not appropriate.

In summary, the only reliable person in Wayne Manor is Merrell.

But Merrell never thought about one thing, that is why the Wayne family went out for a walk at night and only came back with injuries, but there were never fewer people, and he was arrested twice after only going out three times.