[Comprehensive Yingmei] Me and my four unjust brothers

And Bruce likes to wave his hand to donate buildings to the school. Buying a watch and a car for the teacher makes Damian feel like the son of a nouveau riche.

The important thing is that Damian is sour. In fact, the monthly pocket money of over one million was only implemented a few months ago, probably because the real power of the Wayne Group has been emptied by Tim Drake. The pocket money is spent on money earned by Tim Drake.

Before that, Damian only got a few dollars of pocket money if he did something for Bruce and Alfred.

In short, with some various reasons, Damian wished Bruce would not appear in his school again, but Bruce seemed to be equipped with radar.

Even if Damian went to the parent meeting alone like a child whose father doesn't love his mother and doesn't love him behind Bruce's back.

Bruce will also go to the school to sit down calmly and start torturing Damian.

Every parent meeting is a battle of wits between Damian and Bruce, the purpose is to prevent Bruce from going to school to attend his parent meeting.

In order to prevent Bruce from participating in this parent-teacher meeting, Damian set up a big picture half a year ago, that is, at the beginning of this semester, which caused Bruce to miscalculate the time of the parent-teacher meeting by two days.

To put it simply, Bruce thought that the parent-teacher meeting would be held in two days, and it was worthwhile for Damian to set up a whole semester.

Now is a good time to take advantage of this opportunity to trick Merrell out to test his identity.

"Very well, I wish the plan a success!"

……

Merrell tugged on the fancy blue tie, staring at himself in the mirror with a disgusted expression.

Merrell turned his head and glanced at Damian who was sitting by the bed playing a game console.

He was determined without giving up: "Do I really have to dress like this?"

Damian glanced at Merrell, and was a little dazed, not because of anything else, but because Merrell now looks and dresses very much like Bruce in the Gotham lace news.

Merrell was wearing a blue suit with a bag that fit Bruce Wayne's temperament.

On the tie is a ruby ​​collar clip, the neckline is the bronze Wayne family crest, and the cuff buttons are also the standard Wayne family logo. Bruce always dresses like this unless he appears on a formal occasion.

In order to make Merrell look more like Bruce, Cassandra first cut Merrell's slightly long hair to the same level as Bruce, and then used pomade to spread Merrell's hair behind her forehead to reveal Smooth forehead.

He also thoughtfully prepared two shoulder pads for Merrell, making him look more like the broad shoulders an adult would have.

Tsk...Looking at Merrell's appearance reminded Damian of the time Bruce held a parent-teacher meeting for him.

Originally, Damian could have allowed Merrell to attend the parent-teacher meeting as his brother.

However, Bruce's trick was really vicious, in order to attend Damian's parent meeting.

Bruce had previously told his homeroom teacher that in the future Damian's parent-teacher meetings would only be Bruce Wayne.

As long as Bruce is not here to hold a parent meeting for Damian, then call Bruce, in the pretense of fearing that Damian will be threatened by terrorists and in danger or something.

The homeroom teacher who received Bruce's gold watch naturally obeyed Bruce's words.

So Merrell had to dress up as Bruce to hold a parent-teacher meeting for Damian.

As for the fact that the body shape is not suitable, it can be said that he lost dozens of catties after a serious illness.

"Father wears it like this, of course you have to wear it." Damian put down the game console. "And you'd better not show that look of disgust, it's not like Bruce Wayne."

Merrell rolled his eyes, and Damian came to him after breakfast and said he hoped he could attend his parent-teacher meeting for Bruce.

Why Bruce is busy every day, he has never attended his parent meeting, and he is the only one attending the parent meeting every semester.

Everyone in the school said that Damian, who was the illegitimate son of Bruce Wayne, was not liked by his father. Although he was rich, he would never be able to get the right of family inheritance or something blablabla.

Damian's words made people feel distressed, making Merrell feel that Damian was just a poor little fool.

He didn't understand why Damian wanted the family's inheritance so much. Was the pocket money of more than $500 million a month not enough?

However, Damian said these words with a deadpan face and a dry face. It didn't look like he was sad because his father didn't go to the parents' meeting, so Merrell had always been skeptical of Damian's words. manner.

But why did Merrell take this job again in the end? Who asked Damian to give too much.

50 knives and a lot of money hired Merrell to pretend to be Bruce Wayne to attend Damian's parent meeting. Hehe, if he can be Damian's father and get 50 a day's salary, a fool would not do it.

Ever since, there was the appearance of Merrell changing into a cosplay Bruce.

Merrell raised his eyebrows at Damian like those cowherds on TV.

"Very good, just keep this expression after you go out for a while." Damian looked at Merrell with satisfaction.

"Put on the height increasing insoles and go out."

"...Ten centimeters of padding? Is it a bit too high, and it will be very uncomfortable to wear shoes like this."

"One million dollars."

"Just wear it."

At this moment, Bruce was forcibly trapped in the Batcave by Dick and Jason for various reasons, and he was not given a chance to expose their plan.

Batman, as the number one detective in the world, naturally sensed something was wrong, but what it meant was something he couldn't predict.

It was the hour when Bruce was stuck in the Batcave, which not only prevented him from participating in the most important parent-teacher meetings in Damian's life, but also caused Bruce to be killed in foreign wind reviews.

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Because Merrell couldn't drive, and they carried out this operation without telling Bruce, and the other brothers were all important parts of the operation, so they could only take a taxi to the school gate.

Many teenage parents or female teachers had already heard that Bruce Wayne would come to Damian Wayne's parent meeting, and they piled up at the door waiting to meet Bruce Wayne.

Most of them were crooked, but that didn't stop them from trying to seduce Bruce Wayne with make-up, if only Bruce Wayne would.

When Bruce Wayne and Damian got out of this ordinary taxi, everyone was stunned for a moment.Because the vast majority of Bruce Wayne made extremely high-profile appearances, it was the first time to take a taxi like this. Wayne Enterprises will not go bankrupt, right?

Of course, this idea only existed in their hearts for a moment.

They all know that even if Gotham's GDP falls to a negative number, the Wayne Group may not necessarily go bankrupt.

Damian dragged Merrell back who was about to float to the ice cream truck to buy ice cream.

Merrell, who was tugged a bit, lowered his head aggrieved: unhappy.

Look when he saw Damian who was more than a head shorter than himself. Although the insoles were uncomfortable to wear, he could look down at nearly ninety degrees to see Damian.

Merrell: Joy.

"Bruce doesn't eat ice cream." Damian warned Merrell by pretending to drink water. He just wanted to remind Merrell kindly that he is not in good health and it is better to eat less ice.

As a result, when he looked up, he saw Merrell leaning in front of him, looking down at him at ninety degrees, with a rather happy expression on his face. The corners of Damian's mouth twitched, and he reached out to push Merrell.

Seeing that the head teacher had noticed Merrell, Damian said in a low voice from Merrell: "Do you still remember the image of Bruce you saw in the newspapers and news? You must remember what Bruce is like, don't ooc."

Merrell still remembered his $50, but he also wanted to eat ice cream. He had been in Gotham for more than a month and hadn't eaten ice cream once. There was no such thing as ice cream in Wayne Manor.

And even if Wayne Manor had it, there was a high probability that it would not be given to Merrell.

I don't know why Merrell always feels that his wronged brothers think he is weak, can't eat ice, can't touch cold water, and can't exercise vigorously. It seems that if he touches these, Merrell will die on the spot.

Often coughing and shaky, he vomited blood and passed out just because Damian spoke to him in a harsh tone. Merrell, who was allergic to Gotham's air, couldn't understand what his brothers were thinking.

At night, after Merrell led a large group of ninja soldiers to crush the road and smash the scene, it was already late at night. Most of the small vendors in Gotham closed at 10 o'clock, and closed at 12 o'clock at the latest.

Because after 12 o'clock, Gotham is the battlefield between the villains and the Bat Family. The Bat Family fights wits and courage with these villains in Gotham City every night. Oh, and recently there is a new masked vigilante.

Vendors are not stupid, the flow of people at night is already poor, it is not worth losing your life for money that you may not be able to make overnight, and maybe you will not make any money at all.

Can a vendor count on criminals to pay for your wares?They have a higher probability of smashing the vendor with one shot and looting him. As for the superheroes?A bunch of transvestites in leotards, expect them to bring money?Where can their money be kept?

Merrell once asked the ninja soldiers to run errands for him to buy ice cream, but the small vendor saw the ninja soldiers in strange clothes and ran faster than rabbits.

After the ninja soldiers were rejected by the merchants, they could only complain to Merrell pitifully, feeling resentful.

mere human?If Merrell did not allow them to use force to coerce small traders.Ice cream scoops?If the ninja soldier slips out the knife, he can exchange several flavors of ice cream balls for the price of one ice cream ball.

The former boss was Waloon, the ninja soldiers who were the leader of the Mafia thought so.

Merrell does not let the ninja soldiers rob and threaten, precisely because he is different from Valon. Although Merrell learned Gotham's black and black in Gotham without a teacher, he always firmly believes in it. I am a righteous policeman.

Black eat black?It does not exist, he is the police office, it is correct and pertinent, and it is beneficial to the development of Gotham.

All in all, Merrell has been forced to abstain from scoops of ice cream for a month.

Merrell looked helplessly at the colorful ice cream cart surrounded by a group of diced beanbags. The boss waved his hands and raised one attractive ball of ice cream and handed it to one of the diced beanbags, coaxing them to let out a smile one by one. Cheers of wonder.

If he is guilty, the law will punish him, not let him only look at the ice cream but not eat the ice cream.

Seeing the head teacher approaching, Damian grabbed Merrell's hand and shook it.

He said a little anxiously: "What are you wandering about, my head teacher is coming soon."

Merrell lowered his head, frowned and pursed his lips, with an expression of grievance visible to the naked eye, and said quietly to Damian, "They are eating ice cream."

"Ok?"

"Other children have ice cream." Merrell's tone was aggrieved.

"I have nothing."

How could he think that at the age of 17, he can think independently, and he is not even allowed to buy ice cream scoops when he has pocket money.

Oh my god.

Damian was silent for a moment, and he hesitated for a moment to think about who was bigger, he or Merrell, but it was obviously meaningless to think about it now.

"Okay, I'll buy it for you after the parent-teacher meeting. Now, the fucking homeroom teacher is here." Damian whispered while staring at Merrell.

If the class teacher misunderstands that the mature and elegant golden man Bruce Wayne is secretly an older child who wants to grab ice cream balls with the children.

Originally, Bruce knew that Damian asked Merrell to attend the parent-teacher meeting instead of him. At most, he withheld Damian's pocket money for a period of time and missed Damian for a period of time.

Damian, who was often read by Bruce, didn't panic at all, and was even happy because this was the only time Bruce was counted in the parent-teacher meeting in the past few years.

But if it discredits Bruce's image outside, Bruce knows this and can't cut him?

As Bruce to Merrell—

Judging from the pampering of the lost child who just came home, there is a high probability that Damian was the one who was beaten.

Damian regards his father as an idol, so maintaining his father's external image is also very important, not because he is afraid of being beaten by Bruce, absolutely not!

Merrell is content with Damien's assurance.

He looked up with a casual smile on his face: "Good morning, my son has been taken care of by you."

Hearing Merrell call himself his son, Damian twitched the corner of his mouth, and subconsciously squeezed Merrell's bones that Merrell's hand pinched.

He had forgotten that Merrell's current identity was his 'father', so he could naturally call Damian his son.

Of course, Merrell called his son to take advantage of Damian.

Merrell looked down at Damian.

This kid is quite strong, but fortunately he has received professional training, and small fights can't hurt him. If he is really an ordinary person, he might be screaming in pain now.

Damian also realized that he seemed to be getting stronger, and when he looked up and saw that Merrell's expression had not changed much, he had some doubts.

But the head teacher had already arrived in front of them, so Damian had no choice but to withdraw his doubts and concentrate on dealing with the head teacher.

Damian was quite obedient and called Mr. Yu, but he didn't know how sincere he was.

This bastard, Damian, calls everyone in the family by their first name except Bruce, and it's a bit awkward to ask him to call someone who is not as knowledgeable and capable as him Mr. Wei.

"Mr. Wayne, I am relieved to see that you communicate so well." The teacher in charge patted Damian's head lovingly.

Merrell pretended not to see Damian's stiff mouth and the small table knife he was gesturing quietly at the class teacher's waist.

When did Damian Shun get a small table knife?

Merrell reached out and snatched the small table knife from Damian calmly.

Damian imitated the man with the second illness in the cartoon and did some actions that looked normal in Two-dimensional, but silly in three-dimensional.

If the homeroom teacher saw Damian stealing a small table knife from home and gesticulating at his waist, he might have to yell at Merrell for a while.

It would be better to confiscate the knife directly.

Damian is an ordinary child, and Xiaoyu only dares to talk back to the teacher at Damian's age. What else can Damian do?Really let him stab the knife in?Isn't this funny?

Merrell thinks too little. Damian, who has been treated like a life by the League of Assassins since he was a child, really dares to do this!

Whether Damian would do it and whether he dared to do it were two different things. Once a criminal threatened that he would kill Batman after he came out, and Damian killed the criminal backhanded.

Damian wouldn't kill the head teacher, after all the head teacher doesn't have the strength to kill his family, the head teacher can at most give Damian little shoes to sue Bruce.

As a primary school student with five excellent grades, Damian is still afraid that your class teacher will sue?

The homeroom teacher didn't see the small movements of Damian and Merrell. He pushed his glasses and looked at Merrell carefully, with a hesitant expression.

Why did he feel that Bruce Wayne's face had changed.

The homeroom teacher still remembered seeing Bruce Wayne half a year ago and on TV.

The other party's face is sharp and angular, with obvious facial features, and the chin that has been smoothed by the years is the charm of a mature man honed by time, and there is always a confident smile on his face.

The Bruce Wayne in front of him is not sharp enough, his chin has not been smoothed by the years, his facial features have not changed, but he has lost the firmness between his brows.

Although it was a casual Wayne smile, that smile didn't look like the self-confidence and perseverance tempered by time, it was more like lying down and rotten after being taken care of.

The head teacher was a picky evaluator in his heart, and he clearly had the same facial features. How could two Bruce Wayne in different periods bring him two completely different feelings?

Also, isn't the Bruce Wayne in front of him a little too young?

Because I had received Bruce Wayne's big gold watch before...ah no, it was entrusted by Bruce Wayne, so the head teacher was extra cautious in dealing with matters related to Damian.

But this face is indeed Bruce Wayne's face, and the height is about the same, but it looks a little thinner. Damian won't find someone who looks like Bruce Wayne outside to pretend to be his father, right?

Thinking of this, the homeroom teacher simply took out his mobile phone and searched for a photo of Bruce Wayne recently taken by the media. In the photo, Bruce had a happy smile on his face and looked very happy, not as vengeful as before.

Of course, Bruce is not happy that his son who has been lost for more than ten years has been found.

The head teacher carefully compared the photos with the current person.

Merrell: "What are you looking at?"

"I'm looking at... the picture, is this you?" The head teacher showed Merrell the picture.

As a stand-in for the parent association of Bruce Wayne, a professional Bruce Wayne hired by an excellent $50 dollar, Merrell naturally couldn't let the head teacher expose him, at least not easily.

this!It is the glory of a professional double!

Merrell glanced at the photo calmly, nodded slightly, his calm tone was three-point cool, five-point unruly, and only two-point calm.

"This is me, I was very young back then."

As soon as these words came out, the head teacher and Damian were stunned at the same time.

Dock! ! !What the hell is he talking about? !Did he want to be exposed directly by the head teacher as not being Bruce Wayne?

Damian looked at Merrell in shock, and quickly explained for Merrell: "Mo...my father means that his thinking has changed a lot now, he is not as old-fashioned as before, and he is old-fashioned Mind control, like a tireless young man."

"Now that he has let go of most of his troubles, he is as happy as a bird. Although his body is no longer young, his mind is young."

The homeroom teacher looked at Merrell as if asking for confirmation, and Merrell glanced lightly at Damian.

He replied calmly: "He is right."

"Why is your chin sharp?" It is clear that it used to be a bronze color that both men and women loved, but now the color looks like a sick child.

Cassandra's makeup only made Merrell look tanned, and couldn't make his chin look as square as Bruce's. No one expected the homeroom teacher to be so picky about Merrell's appearance.

"It's nothing." Merrell answered fluently: "Some time ago, I got a hyaluronic acid pad to make it a little bit better."

"Ah." The head teacher who got stuck.

"..." Damian didn't expect Merrell to think of an excuse.

"You don't seem to be in good health?"

"I was diving in the pool some time ago, and then I was held in the pool by Batman and soaked in the water for half an hour, and I fell seriously ill." Merrell snapped his nails, nonsense nonsense.

Bruce has publicly stated that he is the financial provider of Batman, but he also admitted that he does not like Batman and all those who run counter to the law, even if what they are doing is 'improving' Gotham.

There are analysis posts on the Internet, analyzing the reasons why Bruce doesn't like Batman. The one with the highest praise is that Bruce Wayne hates Batman because Bruce knows that Batman's chin is sexier than his.

Merrell thinks contemporary netizens are unreliable, they are all funny netizens.

No matter what they analyzed, Black Batman was right, Merrell thought.

Damian: ...Does Merrell know he hacked Bruce twice?

"Ah, why did Batman bury you in the swimming pool?"

Judging from the expression, Merrell still remembers that incident vividly and hates Batman extremely.

"Because it's a swimming pool where diving is prohibited!" said Merrell indignantly.

The homeroom teacher and Damian gasped at the same time, the homeroom teacher was trying to match what Merrell said, and Damian was because he didn't expect Merrell to make up such an outrageous thing.

"But it's my family's property. Is it a problem for me to break my family's rules? How much time does Batman have to come to my property to spy on me if I have dived?"

"I heard that a new masked vigilante came to Gotham recently, the masked man? I think he is pretty good. He can summon countless ninja soldiers and send the clown into the rocket. Criminals must be afraid of the mask. People, I dare not come out recently, so I let Batman have so much free time to spy on me swimming."

Hey~ Let’s blow yourself a little bit first.

Damian tried to pull back a little of Merrell's hilarious, invisible sanity. "...so why is Batman spying on you in the shower? Father!"

Damian deliberately emphasized the pronunciation of the word 'father', hoping that Merrell could sense some warning from his tone.

However, Merrell not only failed to issue a warning, but swelled up instead.

Yes, why did Batman spy on him in the shower?

While thinking about the reason, Merrell twisted his head and gently rubbed Damian's head.

"Damian, don't cut in on the children when adults talk, are you asking for money to buy ice cream balls?" What?Want him to pay.

Merrell changed his expression and became a little serious, quite a bit of the majesty only Bruce had.

"No, children will hurt their stomachs eating ice cream balls." Only I can eat it.

After saying this, Merrell already thought of why Batman would peek at Bruce taking a bath, no, swimming.

Merrell sneered: "Batman has a crush on me and that's why he would watch me swimming in his free time."

People who have been eavesdropping nearby but were fed a mouthful of melon:! ! !

Damian's face was numb. Knowing that all this would be irreversible, he resented Tim in his heart for being full and trying to test Merrell. He turned on the group voice on his own accord, and let all the Bat family members in the group except Batman All heard these words.

After Merrell finished speaking, he thought about what he said just now, and the more he thought about it, the more likely it was.