[Comprehensive Yingmei] Me and my four unjust brothers

In the kitchen, Jason held an ice pack in one hand and applied it to the bruise on his arm that Bruce pinched.

...It's funny, Bruce is in his [-]s, and when he loses a fight, he chokes people.

Jason voluntarily avoided himself who opened his mouth in desperation and tried to bite Bruce's arm after being pinned by Bruce's shoulder.

Jason watched Merrell prepare to cook in every possible way bored, scoring Merrell's actions in his heart.

Merrell lowered his head to remove the green stalks from the tomato, his slightly drooping hair blocked part of his expression, and it could be seen from his slightly pursed lips that he was very serious.

In the pot, the oil heated in advance with a small fire is tumbling with small bubbles.

Well, it's the right thing to do instead of wasting time heating up the oil after chopping the vegetables.

Jason changed his hand to apply the wound. He watched Merrell's movements, and his blue eyes flashed undisguised admiration.

Facts have proved that the excellent training of Merrell by the florist can override the Wayne blood.

Merrell threw the cleaned tomato into another pot of boiling water, and after a few seconds, he took out the boiling hot tomato with a colander, and then gently scraped the skin of the tomato with his fingernails, easily peeling off the skin of the tomato down.

That's right, the skin of a tomato blanched in boiling water will become soft and easy to peel.

Jason glanced at the eggs that were completely placed on the stove. Points were deducted for the eggs, and the eggs could be beaten in advance to save some time.

But the overall can hit 80 points or more.

Jason thought approvingly, he watched Merrell, Merrell picked up the whole peeled tomato, and put it into the oil pan...in...in...

Um? ? ?Throwing a whole tomato into the pot? ? !

Jason couldn't keep his posture anymore, he couldn't control his head forward, his pair of heroic blue eyes stared in astonishment at the tomato that was as big as Damian's fist in the pot.

Jason seemed to be hit on the back of the head with a hammer, and he couldn't recover for a long time.

During the period when he couldn't recover, Merrell had already poured the eggs into the pot, not smashed eggs, but whole, shelled eggs...!

The expression of Jason who watched Merrell's ordering process was like this, he was shocked and complicated, then it was true, and finally turned into a numb expressionless face.

Jason stuffed the ice pack into the freezer, crossed his arms and watched Merrell perform with a blank expression.

How could he have developed confidence in Merrell just now?He should know how powerful the Wayne family's gene for kitchen special attack is.

Thick smoke rose from the pot, and the boiling oil and water splashed and crackled everywhere, like a string of firecrackers set off during the Chinese New Year to explode countless small stones. The magnitude and number of oil splashes can be regarded as crazy.

Merrell, who had never seen such a battle before, was frightened by the splash of oil in the pot and took a step back, raising the lid of the pot to defend himself. He stared vigilantly at the tomatoes and eggs rolling in the pot.

Merrell had seen Pop and Tru cook, but he had never seen Pop and Tru cook with so much oil splashed in the pan, and the sparks from the oil falling under the pan set up a great deal of flame, It is estimated that burning for a while will burn through the bottom of the pot.

Merrell: I'm a little scared qaq.

If Jason had heard Merrell's inner voice at this moment, I'm afraid he would sneer without hesitation.

Nonsense, of course it will be fried.Although Jason has never cooked Chinese food, let alone scrambled eggs with tomatoes, but with Jason's cooking experience for so many years, no, it should be said that no cooking experience is required, but anyone with eyes can tell.

Throwing unpeeled raw eggs into the pot is a mistake, oh... Wayne, who has eyes but no common sense, can't see it.

The four people stationed in the kitchen in the restaurant were silent as they looked at the kitchen, which jumped up and easily burned the entire frosted glass door into a fire color.

It was the same scene every time Bruce fried the kitchen, and they didn't think Merrell was qualified to enter the kitchen.

So they were not surprised when the kitchen was full of flames. Instead, they breathed a sigh of relief, and said in their hearts that the pedigree of the Wayne family's Tianke kitchen really lived up to its reputation.

They also don't worry about fire accidents.

The only designated male mother in Wayne Manor would prevent the kitchen fry from happening in front of her.

Even Merrell, surnamed Wayne, guessed at this time that his way of making tomato scrambled eggs was wrong, and he quickly turned off the fire.

Started staring at Jason.

Merrell has already conceived the idea of ​​retreating, but the water has been poured out, and the force is also pretending to be out. Isn't it too embarrassing to give up now?

Merrell was very flustered, like a social death when someone exposed his identity, his head was spinning extremely fast, and the more critical he was, the clearer his head became, and the more certain he became.

There's only one person, or group of people, who can help him, his Sombra Nanny... oh no, the Sombra Corps.

He still remembered how skilled the Shadow Corps was in taking care of people and cooking. Yes, as long as the Shadow Corps was summoned, this embarrassing situation could be resolved.

Shadow Corps - his angel, his good medicine, his life-saving straw!

The only problem standing in front of Merrell now is how to get his second brother the overseer away, and then summon his medicine, his life-saving straw.

At this moment, Jason also smelled something wrong.

He squinted, he still remembered that night.

It was the night when the Bat Family was robbed of Penguin's supplies in front of their faces. When they returned to the manor to go to the kitchen to make some food, they met Merrell who had prepared instant noodles for supper in the restaurant.

Jason remembers Merrell slicing the tomatoes, preparing the greens, and frying the eggs.

Alfred is in the Batcave, so there is no way Alfred prepared it for Merrell.

So it can only be made by Merrell. Could it be that Merrell also has a snail girl to help him cook?

Well, in fact, Merrell has more than one 'snail girl', he has a snail girl from the Shadow King who takes turns cooking for him, rushing to cook for him.

This is the 21st century, a society ruled by science and law.Jason continued to think.

Super English and Super Reverse have a magical side, but Merrell is a delicate and frail (?) super ordinary person who seems to be shaky in a second if you don't stare at it. This is a fact that Wayne Manor knows.

Even if Merrell really knows magic, who the hell would be sick to use magic to cook instant noodles.

To a certain extent, Jason's guess is correct. Merrell is indeed the kind of disabled person who let magic cook for him and take care of his daily life.

Jason stared thoughtfully at Merrell's somewhat serious face, so...?

Merrell is pretending?He is pretending that he can't cook, why?

Jason couldn't figure it out.

Merrell smiled embarrassedly at Jason, who had a complicated expression, pursing his lips: "Second brother, if someone watches me cook, I will be very nervous and cause abnormal performance."

Jason silently glanced at the eggs and tomatoes in the pot. He raised his eyebrows and teased, "Is it 'out of order' for you to throw whole tomatoes and eggs into the pot?" Big failures are not so outrageous.

Merrell pretended that he didn't understand Jason's teasing at all, and he said calmly, "I did it on purpose."

Jason:? ? ?

Thank you, why is it so annoying to say this.

"Second brother, let's go, I'm going to show my strengths." Merrell said, put down the spatula and pot cover, reached out and pushed Jason's back to push him out of the kitchen.

Jason was thinking about how Merrell's smiling face spit out such cold and lethal words. He didn't pay much attention and was pushed out of the kitchen by Merrell. It can also be said that Jason didn't think that the silent Lyle could pose a threat to him, so he completely let Merrell's behavior by his side.

It wasn't until the kitchen door was closed in front of him that Jason, under the probing gazes of the four, realized that he was locked out of the kitchen by Merrell.

Jason remembers being on a mission to keep Merrell from blowing up the kitchen.

There was a sound of locking the kitchen door, and everything was so familiar, just like the way Bruce locked the kitchen after he successfully sneaked in.

At the beginning, they could climb over the wall, kick the door, in short, use various methods to open the kitchen door to prevent Bruce from blowing up the kitchen.

But now it's not Bruce in the kitchen, they can't deal with Merrell the way they usually treat Bruce, he is still a child!Note that this child refers specifically to ordinary people who are excluded from the Bat family.

"...Grass!" Jason quickly turned and slammed on the kitchen door.

"You little rabbit..." At first, Jason wanted to say some small trash talk, but when Jason met the reproachful eyes of the four people, he forcefully typed the dirty words that were already on the tip of his tongue.

"...Be good, rabbit, open the door."

There was a sound of ping-pong-pong in the kitchen, not like cooking, but like construction.

"Merrell, put down the spatula and become a Buddha immediately." Dick persuaded helplessly, if the kitchen blows up their dinner time should be delayed again.

"If the pan explodes, you will burn yourself, ranging from burning your hair to severe burns," Tim reminded.

Merrell's voice became muffled through the glass door.

"It's okay, I deserve it," he said.

Jason looked at the four of them dryly, feeling somewhat guilty for some reason, and said in a low voice, "He said he deserved what he deserved."

Four people: ...

In the kitchen, Merrell has already commanded the Black Shadow Corps to start operations. The three summoned ninja soldiers are working in an orderly manner. One peels and cuts tomatoes, another boils water and beats eggs, and the third handles Merrell. The legacy of the 'crime scene'.

Merrell watched the ninja soldier's operation from the side, and when the ninja soldier put the diced tomatoes aside, Merrell still couldn't help himself to operate it.

The four people outside the kitchen were sitting at the dining table and condemning Jason who had left without authorization. Suddenly, there was an explosion in the kitchen. Hearing the explosion sound almost the same as that of Bruce's fryer, none of the five people had a very good expression.

…Merrell said he deserved it if he fried the pan, but they couldn't really let Merrell 'sacrifice' in the tiny Wayne Manor kitchen because of a kitchen accident, right?

In the kitchen, Merrell looked at the three ninja soldiers with an innocent expression. If the spatula and half of the frying pan held in his hand were ignored, he really didn't look like he just fried a pan.

The pot cracked into several pieces in Merrell's hands, one piece was in Merrell's hands with the pot handle attached, and the remaining pieces were broken on the stove, together with the freshly chopped tomatoes by the ninja soldiers.

Pot: I cracked.

The three ninja soldiers were still maintaining their ongoing movements, but without exception, they turned their heads and stared at Merrell with their glowing red eyes.

It should clearly be the killer's eyes without emotion, but Merrell can't help but read a bit from it, blaming Merrell for being ignorant and incomprehensible.

Merrell put down half of the pot and spatula awkwardly, then backed away, and came to the small balcony connected to the kitchen. He closed the glass door of the balcony and consciously shut himself out of the kitchen.

Merrell gestured please to the ninja soldiers in the kitchen.

If Merrell's self-awareness could be given half to Bruce, Bruce would not want to break into the kitchen again and again to make his own world.

Without Merrell making trouble, the ninja soldier's work efficiency has improved a lot, but in 10 minutes, a plate of steaming tomato scrambled eggs exuding an appetizing aroma is ready.

Ever since he became the master of Merrell, the ninja soldiers have paid too much to cater to Merrell's preferences.

Because they are ninja soldiers, where did the ninjas come from, a country with a good life, where is Merrell from?I live in a Chinese family, grew up eating Chinese food, and sincerely believe that I should be considered Chinese...American.

In order to allow Merrell to eat authentic Chinese food, the ninja soldiers often learned Chinese food from their former enemies Jackie Chan and Dad when Merrell was still sleeping like a dead pig in bed.

Shadow Corps?wrong.

The shadow nanny group?right.

Merrell took the plate of tomato scrambled eggs that looked like a golden legend from the ninja soldier. He solemnly thanked the ninja soldier. Put it on the dining table.

"Try it?" Merrell asked.

Jason glanced suspiciously at the plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes, both in color and aroma, and recalled how Merrell threw the whole tomato and eggs into the pot calmly.

The guess in my heart was confirmed again, Merrell really was faking it.

The four other than Jason were a little hesitant about this normal-looking plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes. It's not like they didn't see the flames burning in the kitchen and heard the sound of the Merrell fryer just now.

To be honest, they had seen Bruce fry a pancake once and invited them to taste it. The pancake was quite normal when it was lying in the pan, no matter in color or smell, until Afu turned the pancake over with a blank expression.

Excuse me, I went invisible directly.

After the pancake is turned over, it is directly integrated into the pan.

So, will Merrell, who inherited the Wayne surname, have the same situation as Bruce?

Bruce, who was refused to enter the kitchen, turned away angrily and did not leave. He has been squatting outside the restaurant.

Seeing Merrell coming out of the kitchen, Bruce immediately pushed open the dining room door, pretending that he had just arrived, and slipped to the dining table with his hands behind his back like a leader Chagang.

Bruce pushed Tim and Dick away calmly.

He was the first to taste a little tomato scrambled eggs, and his expression became quite proud and proud. "It's delicious, Merrell. As expected of a child who has inherited my bloodline, he is quite talented in every aspect."

Hearing what Bruce said, those who were hesitant to try this plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes immediately stopped. Everyone here can trust everyone's comments, except Bruce's words.

Merrell naturally didn't know that his brothers were so worried about him and had so many thoughts in their hearts.

He urged: "Try it quickly, isn't it a man who is whimpering?"

Cassandra said very simply: "No."

No, they weren't worried about Merrell, they were just worried about Wayne.

Even if Merrell said so, the four brothers did not dare to try this plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes, nonsense, is life more important than being a man?

In the end, Jason took the lead in tasting some tomato scrambled eggs, and he nodded affirmatively in the eyes of everyone expecting to ask. "tasty."

Now they were relieved, and they tasted the tomato scrambled eggs that Merrell probably made himself.

It tastes really good.

"It's delicious!" Dick praised, and took another spoonful and stuffed it into his mouth.

Tomato scrambled eggs are quite appetizing, and it is one of the home-cooked dishes in China. Unless you are allergic to eggs or don’t like this ingredient, it is hard for anyone not to like tomato scrambled eggs.

Dick gives a thumbs up. "I am announcing that Merrell will be removed from the kitchen blacklist at Wayne Manor. Is there any objection?"

No one spoke because they were frantically making this plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes.

Chinese food yyds!

Jason looked thoughtfully at the plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes that was almost eaten up, and then glanced at Merrell who was quite satisfied.

Jason asked unexpectedly, "How did you do this?"

Merrell froze for a moment.

In order to give the ninja soldiers a sense of security, he locked himself in the small balcony outside the kitchen, so he didn't see how they made tomato scrambled eggs.

How was he going to explain to Jason how he made tomato scrambled eggs?Why did Jason ask such a question, did he already start to doubt himself?

Merrell dodged his eyes and said in a daze, "That's how it was done."

Merrell guessed right, Jason was indeed suspicious of Merrell.

Jason suspected that Merrell didn't want to expose his knack for cooking Chinese food in front of him, so he deliberately pretended that he couldn't do it and then took the opportunity to drive him out and cook it secretly.

……

……

To everyone's surprise, an old father in his 40s who enjoys life while drinking coffee and reading newspapers is addicted to games.

As far as Merrell saw, more than once, Bruce was wearing a sullen wine-red pajamas, with a mess of hair, black and black stubble, and two dark circles squatting on a chair to play games.

What the Batman saw, even when Batman was handling affairs and collecting information in the Batcave at night, he didn't forget that there were game materials hanging in the small window.

At first they thought it was good, and even took turns to play games with Bruce online. Bruce had a new hobby, and he would not be so bitter and obsessed with fighting criminals to make himself guilty, and it could also prevent Bruce from getting dementia.

until someday.

The Bat family just finished their night patrol, Tim went upstairs to grind a cup of coffee as usual and went to the Batcave to start collecting information about the masked man——

mask man.

This is the code name they and even the entire Gotham voted for him online after dealing with Merrell. Many of them have never encountered the masked man, but they have more or less heard of his existence. Criminals join in the fun.

In order to facilitate the investigation of Merrell, they had to give him a name first.

In fact, because of this name, a series of behaviors such as hacking and ticket swiping have also been waged on the Internet.

Originally, the simple and clear title of the masked man was quickly selected as No.1, but the title of "King of the Shadow Corps" suddenly popped up halfway, surpassing the masked man by thousands of votes overnight.

Speechless, the title is for the convenience of addressing, the masked man is only three Chinese characters long, and the King of the Shadow Corps has a total of six, this title seems to be the title that the masked man himself chose for himself.

This is really shameless, there is no criminal in Gotham who can be so cheeky as to call himself a king.

Even most Gotham people admit that it is the Gotham sewer... Oh no, the penguin of the king of the underground just calls himself the penguin.

In order to prevent Merrell from succeeding, Tim, the world's second-largest detective, and Barbara, who once served as an oracle after being paralyzed, had to work overtime late at night to canvass votes for the 'Mask Man'.

Of course, the criminals can't let Merrell roam around Gotham with the title of 'King XX'.

In the future, if you meet Merrell face to face, he will call you 'XX person', and you will call him 'XX king'. Before the fight begins, your own style will be lowered by the title.

So the criminals also started to participate in this voting on the title of Merrell. The criminals with only one person could only create a few more accounts to canvass for the 'Mask Man', and the criminals who had subordinates called on their subordinates to vote for the 'Mask Man' .

Tim and Barbara, who discovered that criminals helped them swipe tickets, were silent one after another, with complicated emotions.

It turns out that it is very simple to make criminals obey, as long as they have a common enemy.

This is the first time the Bat-Family has teamed up with criminals to unite against the title Merrell has given himself.

The criminals tweeted to canvass the 'Mask Man', naming it for Gotham's future and hope, and donated a lot of money to Gotham's Hope Children's Project in order to canvass.

The chief of the Gotham Police Department is James Gordon, who is Barbara's father, so he will naturally help his daughter. Chief Gordon ordered the police to start canvassing for the "mask man" and tweeted to appeal to people.

We unite!

This behavior pleased many citizens of Gotham, so they also began to canvass for the "mask man". One of the essence of human beings is to eat melons. The first line of melon.

Betting on the dignity and pride of everyone in the city is bound to make the title of masked man come true.

Merrell would be moved to tears if he knew. (will not)

In short, in the end, the "Mask Man" defeated the "King of the Shadow Corps" with a slight advantage. Similarly, the whole Gotham knew the existence of the Mask Man. After all, everyone knew that the Mask Man paid hundreds of thousands of votes for himself. .

Congratulations to Merrell for being named Masked Man.

Merrell was very depressed. He almost used all the ninja soldiers he could summon to canvass for him. Because of this, he lost a lot of hair, and even his skin turned gray because of relying too much on the power of shadows.

The title of 'King of the Shadow Corps' can still be lost to the 'Mask Man'. Does this mean that the whole of Gotham participated in this vote?

…Merrell guessed right.

Keke, it seems to be far away.

Anyway, when Tim goes to the Batcave with his coffee.

I saw that he should have gone to bed or pestered someone to take him to play the game's mentor, Gotham's Dark Knight, Batman, one of the creators of Justice League.

Bruce was holding a professional weapon presented by the Dark Knight at level [-] with a solemn expression, a pitch-black carved sword——

etc?Where did Bruce get the great sword?He wouldn't have secretly made a DK (Dark Knight) greatsword, right?

Bruce lowered his eyes and stared at the giant sword in his hand. He flicked the carvings on the sword with his fingers, his movements were gentle and slow, and his usual cold expression softened a lot. He didn't seem to be stroking the weapon or anything else. It's like touching a friend who has been with me for a long time.

"Chaos Herald, I am tired of fighting in the long years, only you, partner, are still with me."

Tim, who was afraid of being murdered and silenced after being discovered by Bruce, held his breath and stared at Bruce with horrified eyes.

No, Bruce is obsessed.