[Comprehensive Yingmei] Me and my four unjust brothers

Jackie Chan, Xiaoyu and Tru moved out of Wayne Manor, which doesn't mean they stopped fighting demons, they were going to fight.

But it's not appropriate to let them live in Wayne's manor, eat, drink and scatter all the time on Wayne's account, right?No matter how rich Wayne is, he shouldn't let them go whoring for nothing.

Although Bruce Wayne didn't have any opinion on their borrowing in Wayne Manor and even welcomed them to continue living.

But the shy and reserved Chinese always feel that it is not good to live in other people's homes for a long time.

So they moved to the hotel, and Dad stayed in the manor. First of all, Wayne Manor bought a potion room for Dad. Dad is an old bone.

If the devil came, and then took Dad back from the hotel to Wayne Manor to make potions, it would be too much for Dad.

Moreover, Alfred and Dad hit it off right away, and Dad lived in Wayne Manor not as a guest, but as a friend.

This is different from Jackie Chan, Xiaoyu and Tru who lived in Wayne Manor. They came to see Merrell. As for solving the devil, as long as they were in Gotham, they didn't have to stay in Wayne Manor.

Seeing that they had made up their minds to go, Merrell couldn't say anything, after all, this wasn't his manor, it was his father's manor in name.

Anyway, Uncle Long, Xiaoyu and Tru are still in Gotham, so they will have a chance to meet.

Of course, their rooms are still reserved in Wayne Manor, so that they can return to live in the manor at any time.

There is another reason for leaving Wayne Manor. It is impossible for them to stay in the manor with nothing to do every day, doing nothing.

They are not Wayne, they can stay in the manor every day and do nothing and still have money in the account.

They had normal jobs, and it happened that Jackie Chan was looking for a cultural relic in Gotham, so Xiaoyu went to help Jackie Chan.

……

When Merrell walked from the room to the lounge, his brothers were quarreling together.

"Can you keep your voice down, God knows I've only slept for a few hours." Merrell complained loudly: "If I die suddenly in the future, everyone here will be responsible."

Tim corrected: "To be precise, half an hour of nap time is the most appropriate, and more than two hours is unhealthy. Shouldn't you think about how long you have slept today?"

"Two hours?" asked Merrell warily.

Jason glanced at the time and replied: "To be precise, it is one hour, 58 minutes and 47 seconds, which is about the same as two hours."

Merrell breathed a sigh of relief: "It will be done in less than two hours."

"No two hours will do."

Regarding Merrell's self-deception, Damian snorted coldly.

"And you guys insisted on dragging me out of bed to exercise in the morning. I'm weak now."

"What are you doing?" Merrell said, grabbing a chair and pushing against his brother.

Heard Merrell ask what they were doing.

Jason frowned. He remembered the business, and immediately said to Tim: "Immediately! Immediately! Delete the photo!"

Tim raised an eyebrow, but he didn't move. "I think this one is really good."

"I think so too." Dick suppressed a smile. "Just in line with Bruce's setting of changing his style of girlfriend every month. This time it happens to be a 'vicious' bad girl."

"Pfft... seconded." Damian couldn't help laughing, he turned his head away and tried not to laugh too loudly.

Hearing this, Merrell shook his head curiously, and moved between them.

Merrell knew that Bruce Wayne's status as a playboy dude was faked.

In order to separate Bruce Wayne and Batman, no one can be traced, so he often appears in the public eye, in order to make people clear.

Every month Bruce Wayne makes high-profile appearances, deepening people's memories.

Bruce explained specifically to Merrell that the old father was worried that Merrell would feel disgusted or disgusted because he was looking for girlfriends and changing girlfriends frequently.

Merrell was very open-minded about this. Whether it was a stepmother or an old father's girlfriend, he didn't react as strongly as Damian.

Bruce heaved a sigh of relief when he heard Merrell's reply, and at the same time assured Merrell that he would never find a stepmother for Merrell and Damian.

So Merrell is still very relieved about Bruce.

But Bruce doesn't go looking for a beautiful woman every month, and she loves and sweetens his personality.

Because, this is also a risk that may expose Batman's identity.

Of course, there is another kind, that is, Bruce sometimes needs to be busy with Batman for a long time, and has no time to manage the character design of Bruce Wayne.

So at this time, Bruce Wayne's favorite students and sons come in handy.

They will use the newspapers and studios of Wayne Holdings to publish fake evidence that Bruce Wayne has recently interacted with and dated women, so as to tell the outside world that Bruce Wayne is still active.

"What?" Merrell leaned his head over to look.

Merrell took a closer look and saw the most normal but not so normal photo on the tablet.

Looking at the angle, it seems to be a candid shot, which is normal because it looks like just a photo.

What is unusual is that one of the two characters in this photo is his father, Bruce Wayne, who is looking dotingly at a woman who is about his height beside him.

Bruce and the word spoil?Shouldn't it be that eight lifetimes have nothing to do with it?

"Uh." Merrell couldn't help making a sound, he looked suspiciously at the hot woman in the photo and then at his second brother who was also hot.

The weirdness is weird here, this woman looks so much like Jason Todd.

Not only is the height similar to Jason, but the face is also 7 or 8 points similar, and the difference is not without.

The face of the woman in the photo is not as tough as the man's. Her full lips are painted with bright red lipstick. She is wearing heavy makeup, and her expression is a bit impatient, which creates a very predatory beauty.

Her hair was black and wavy, but the long hair on the forehead was white. In this world, Merrell knew only two people with such a hairstyle.

One is his second brother, AKA Red Hood, and the other is the X-Men's little rascal, female, also has black hair and white bangs, but the woman in front of him obviously doesn't look like a little rascal.

She was wearing a cropped khaki leather jacket over a tight black tank top and fitted jeans.

It perfectly shows off her perfect figure.

Holding a bouquet of flowers in her hand, she had a shy and coquettish expression.

This…

Not only the facial features are very similar to Jason, but every element has hit Jason's features.

Merrell glanced at Jason calmly. Jason had a stinky face and didn't even look at the photo. Obviously, 80.00% of the women in this photo were him.

"That's not good, you say it's Merrell," Tim said.

'Crack' This is Jason crushing a pen.

He glanced at Merrell with a gloomy expression, as if Merrell would not be the pen that would be crushed if he affirmed what 'Tim' said.

Maybe if he said one wrong sentence, he would be slapped by Jason.

But no problem.

Realizing that his brothers might have used some nasty trick to turn Jason into a woman.

Merrell gasped, and he tapped Tim on the shoulder excitedly. "There is such technology in the Batcave? Turn Jason into a woman?"

Tim glanced at Merrell speechlessly, and said, "Is there a possibility that this was produced by a computer?"

"Impossible." Merrell said affirmatively: "The woman in this photo is so real, how could it be made out of P."

Dick patted Merrell on the shoulder, and replied to Merrell with a loving face. "Because this photo was changed from a photo of Bruce and Jason."

After Dick finished speaking, Tim transferred the original film to Merrell for a look.

Sure enough, it was from the same angle, and one could tell at a glance that it was the picture above, but the difference was that the people on it were no longer Bruce and the beauty who looked exactly like Jason.

It was Bruce and Jason.

Bruce's expression was helpless and angry, while Jason's expression was only angry. He opened his mouth as if he was talking, oh, there is a high probability that he was cursing something at Bruce.

Obviously, the two of them were fighting again, and Bruce was the one who gave in to Jason.

They are clearly two pictures with completely different atmospheres. After being photoshopped by Tim on the computer, not only did Jason change from male to female, his expression changed from ferocious to coquettish and coquettish, Bruce's angry eyes also became doting.

Add color to the photo and it really looks like Bruce is falling in love with his new girlfriend.

"Damn it, what you guys are playing is really perverted." Merrell couldn't help boasting.

"Anyway, this photo is not allowed." Jason said firmly.

"There's no room for negotiation?" Tim asked anxiously.

"No." Jason replied coldly: "Are there other options?"

"Okay." Tim said regretfully: "It seems that we can only look at other options."

Seeing that he had bypassed him, Jason's expression softened, and he sat back down again. "Look at something else."

The next high-p photo is a picture of Bruce and a woman shopping together at night. Bruce still has that doting expression.

The woman in the photo is obviously much more lively, and she is happily pointing at a doll in the window.

Merrell took a closer look and immediately recognized this woman as Dick Grayson. They had similar appearances, but compared to the hotness and arrogance of 'Jessie'.

The female dick is gentle and lively, the type of ordinary female college student who is very energetic and does not seem to have any intentions.

Of course, she has the same bulging figure as 'Jessie'.

Compared to Jason's difficulty in accepting that the female version of himself after high P was seen by millions of people in the photos of his classmates with Bruce, Dick was much calmer.

Oh no, it shouldn't be said to be calm, it should be said to be well accepted to the point of excitement.

"Wow, is this the female version of me?" Dick looked up and down at the figure of 'himself' in the photo.

"Sure enough, it's as good as I thought, just like me. Xiaohong, your p-graphic skills are very good, and your understanding of characters is also very good." Dick praised.

"If there was such a girl in reality, I don't think I would care that she didn't have red hair," Dick said.

Merrell looked at Dick in shock. A normal person should react like Jason, right?No matter how bad it is, it should be a little shy, right?

What's up with Dick?Why is he so narcissistic?Is it possible to 'rush' towards a female self?

"It's not narcissism, it's a fact." Dick shrugged and said, "I'm handsome every female superhero will praise me when they see it. As a woman, I should also inherit this."

Hearing what Dick said, Merrell realized belatedly that he seemed to have accidentally expressed his thoughts just now.

Damian sneered and said, "It's not a day or two for Dick to be narcissistic."

Regarding his brother's wrong evaluation of him, Dick didn't say anything, even if they said it was useless, it was indeed a fact.

In the DC universe, every two issues will praise how handsome Nightwing is.

Dick pointed to his lovely self in the photo, and he drew with his fingers and said to Tim: "I think that for a woman, I not only have a raised butt, but also a bigger breast."

Jason glanced at Dick warily, and said, "We all know that your pectoral muscles are not as big as mine."

Dick let out a 'huh', raised his eyebrows, looked at Jason provocatively and said, "That's not necessarily the case."

"Dare you take off your clothes and compare?" Dick asked.

"Why don't you dare?" Jason sneered, "It's you, Dick Grayson, don't cry when you lose."

"Damn it." Merrell was dumbfounded. He didn't expect that such a small matter could trigger Jason and Dick's conflicts and make trivial comparisons.

"Compared to such things?" Tim said rather helplessly.

Dick pretended not to hear what Tim said, and he glanced at the others: "How is it? Anyone want to participate in this contest?"

"Hmph." Damian looked at Dick and Jason, who were tense, and then at himself.

He said unwillingly: "I will be bigger than you when I grow up." Damian announced his withdrawal from the competition.

Tim snorted softly and said, "I'm light in stature, so I can't compare with you heavy soldiers." Tim announced his withdrawal from the competition.

Tim is completely incomparable with Dick and Jason. Tim's life is inherently unhealthy. He spends more time in the Batcave than when he goes out to work.

His body fat is also extremely low. Of course, he doesn't lose a single piece of muscle, but he's not as good as Dick and Jason.

Merrell will not participate in this war, he is not stupid enough to ask for trouble and humiliate himself.

How many catties does he weigh?Coupled with the ability to summon the Shadow Corps, Merrell himself looks sick and thin. Although he is not sick, he is indeed very thin.

Even the 12-year-old Damian can carry Merrell on his shoulders. How can Merrell compare with them?The abs that have been ninety-nine?

Merrell pondered for a moment and asked, "Can the Shadow Corps take part in this competition instead of me?"

"Obviously not," Dick retorted.

Merrell waved his hand and said, "Okay then, Dick Grayson vs. Jason Todd's who has the biggest pectoral muscles begins."

The two of them were not so crazy that they really had bigger chest muscles when they were shirtless in the lounge. In fact, as long as the T-shirts were inserted into the tense muscles, the outline could be seen.

The good news is that probably Dick has done it to himself, and his pecs are a circle smaller than Jason's.

The bad news is that Dick is unconvinced and doesn't admit that Jason won fairly, he believes it's because Jason is bigger and weighs more than him.

Jason scoffed at Dick's dying struggle, he wanted to see what else Dick could do.

"I propose to do it directly, and you can tell which of our two pectoral muscles is solid and which is bigger." Dick had an idea.

After Dick finished speaking, the surrounding air suddenly became quiet.

The more Dick thought about it, the more he felt that this method was feasible. Although this method hurt the enemy a thousand and hurt himself a thousand, but as long as Jason retreated, Dick would win.

"How about it? Do you dare to compare? Jason." Dick challenged.

Jason gritted his teeth and replied, "Bijibi, am I afraid of you?"

There was an uproar around.

"Tim!" Jason looked at Tim.

"I have something to do, so I'm running away first." The deserter Tim rushed out of the lounge without looking back. He refused to be a victim of the fighting between Dick and Jason.

Of course, Tim just poked his head out and looked at the door, and he didn't intend to miss the big show.

"Damian?" Dick looked at Damian again.

Damian directly 'vomited', he waved his hand and refused: "I don't have a habit of touching other people's breasts, don't look at me."

Dick and Jason, who were rejected by Damian, looked at Merrell together. Merrell still maintained a smile on his face, and he slowly restrained the smile on his face.

Merrell said cautiously: "I have something to do...? I made an appointment with the Shadow Corps to play cards in the afternoon, so I'll go first."

Before Merrell took a step, Dick and Jason grabbed his arms and lifted him up, suppressing all attempts to escape.

Seeing that Dick and Jason had found the target of persecution, Tim returned to the lounge.

"Merrell, you must figure out which one of us has the bigger chest muscles." Dick winked at Merrell, obviously hoping that Merrell would give him some back door.

"Come on, touch." Jason said impatiently.

Merrell struggled in horror, trying to break free from Dick and Jason's grasp, he gasped in horror and fear and refused: "Don't! Brother! Really don't!"

Seeing that Merrell seemed to be scared out of breath by them, Dick and Jason put Merrell back on the ground, but they blocked all of Merrell's escape routes from left to right.

This was also helped by Damian and Tim, who guarded all possible escape routes for Merrell in tandem.

It feels a bit like being a prostitute.

Not even Jesus himself could save Merrell, Dick said.

Jason was a little speechless: "I just want you to compare which one of us has bigger chest muscles. As for it?"

"I'm not gay." Merrell blushed, he didn't look at the chests of Jason and Dick in front of him, he straightened his neck and said, "Who wants to touch a man's chest."

Jason rolled his eyes: "Can you stop looking at this matter with colored eyes."

"It's hard." Merrell said awkwardly: "You two scare me now, as if you want to gay me."

"Or to put it another way," Merrell said: "Do you like having your pectorals rubbed by a man? Especially one with a 7-point resemblance to Batman."

Jason thought for a while, his face getting worse and worse.

Merrell continued his efforts, he coughed twice, imitating Batman's voice. "Do you want to, Jason? Do you want me to touch your boobs?"

Jason immediately 'vomited'.

"I can't." Jason said.

Dick breathed a sigh of relief, he didn't want to have his chest muscles touched by a man, even though this man was his brother, he didn't want to either, he just wanted Jason to give up.

"That looks like I've won," said Dick.

"No, wait." Tim heard Dick's little plan crackling. "We can let the Shadow Corps measure it."

"A good idea." Merrell was the first to agree, and he was relentless in selling the Shadow Corps when he needed it.

I'm sorry, Black Shadow Corps, let you touch men's breasts to test the size and so on, and show your loyalty to your master.

"No, wait." Dick was about to refuse.

Merrell snapped his fingers, and a ninja soldier appeared in the waiting room.

"What's wrong?" Merrell looked at Dick suspiciously, seeing Dick's hesitant expression, Merrell comforted: "It's okay, Dick."

"The Shadow Corps is not human, so it has no gender." Merrel paused and said, "At least there is no gender defined by humans. Don't mind too much, they just look like men."

Knowing from the heart that Merrell is summoning a ninja soldier at this moment, in the shadow kingdom, in order to decide who will respond to Merrell's call in the first place, there is also an infighting within the shadow corps.

Only the ninja soldiers who won this struggle will appear when they are summoned by Merrell, and they are summoned. What does it do?

Touch another man's chest!

Although it is true that the Shadow Corps has no gender, they are only transformed into men because it is more convenient to do things, but this does not mean that they want to touch men's breasts.

Of course, that didn't mean they didn't want to touch Merrell's breasts, but they only wanted to touch Merrell's breasts, not other men's breasts.

But this is Merrell's order, and the nature of their Shadow Corps is to obey orders, even if they don't want to do so.

So the summoned black shadow corps could only stare at Dick and Jason with murderous intent.

Dick held his chest in resistance, and his face turned pale: "How can I be touched by a man?"

Jason glanced at Dick speechlessly: "Couldn't it be you who proposed this idea just now?" At this moment, Jason probably understood what Dick's idea was.

Jason took a step forward frankly, puffing out his chest. "I have a clear conscience, anyway, the Shadow Corps is not human."

"Even if we touch each other, we won't feel awkward with each other."

Ninja Soldiers: No, I feel super weird! ! !

"They're not shy, and I'm not embarrassed."

Ninja Soldiers: If you touch Merrell's breasts, you will be ashamed. If you touch yours, you will only want to kill you.

"It's almost done." Tim raised his eyebrows and said, "You won't be afraid, Dick."

"Who's afraid, I can't be afraid." Provoked by Tim's words, Dick couldn't sit still immediately. He straightened his chest, showing an appearance that he could never be afraid.

The ninja soldier looked at the two of them with a murderous look, and reluctantly, but rather neatly, completed the task that Merrell set for him.

The ninja soldier who got the result whispered to Merrell, and Merrell nodded to express his understanding.

There is no doubt that Jason's chest muscles must be bigger. After all, he has eaten fast food for so many years, so it must be longer.

The question is, how to say it without hurting Dick or Jason?

From the hopeful look in Dick's eyes, it could be seen that he really wanted to be bigger than Jason, but if he lied and said Dick was bigger, it would be unfair to Jason.