The prince dressed as cannon fodder was targeted by the regent
Chapter 60 Still want to be a husband, want to fart!
The New Year's Day was extra lively for a few days, and Ji Yan chose to stay in the room and play music.
Although he is not very good at it, he can do it after thinking about it a few times, except for those few who need to blow, he really has no lung capacity.
"You can't stay in the house all the time, you have to go out for a walk." Yi Cixiao walked in and persuaded.
"Got it!" Ji Yan pouted, reluctantly letting go of the phoenix-headed harp.
Yi Cixiao helped others, "It's nothing, after giving birth, you can play as you want." He also doesn't have to hold back.
"What are you thinking? You can't go anywhere until you have a child? Bringing a child is the real trouble, okay?" After taking the teacher qualification test three times, he is confident that he can teach children well, but he may not be able to These instruments are gone.
When the time comes, I will ask if I can pick two convenient ones to take away. Everything will be fine, and it doesn't matter if I can't.
"You don't need to bring it."
As soon as the words fell, Ji Yan was greatly shocked, as expected!Yi Cixiao just set her eyes on this child, "No! What are you going to do? I won't take the child with you? Why can't I take my child?"
"I'm just afraid that you will be tired. If Ah Yan wants to, it's naturally possible."
After getting along for half a year, Ji Yan preliminarily judged that the credibility of this sentence was zero, and it was another day of worrying about the birth of the child.
He looked up at Yi Cixiao's side face, with sharp eyebrows, a straight nose bridge, and thin lips, and then looked down at his belly, son, your mother is very handsome, or... shall we condescend once for the sake of appearance?Mainly because your dad couldn't live without the money Yi Cixiao gave!
"Yi Cixiao..."
"I'm here."
"I want to eat hot pot, mala tang, barbecue, fried chicken, potato chips, chocolate..." He was hungry again, but it was lunch time soon, and he was much richer recently.
"I'll send someone to investigate."
Yi Cixiao's serious look at certain times is quite funny, "There were no such things in ancient times! Hey, wait, you should have hot pot, right? It's just...the kind with a pot in the middle, and many dishes are boiled together, do you have it?" ?”
After listening to the description, Yi Cixiao made a rough guess, "Yes, for dinner?"
"Okay! Yi Cixiao! You are great! If only you could always be like this." Then he can be the cutest child again, and his grandmother was responsive to him before.
"I will try my best to keep it." Every sentence touched his heart. After eating meat, he ate vegetarian for a long time and couldn't bear it.
"Ayan, remember what you promised me."
Ji Yan thought for a long time without remembering it, and asked for a long time, "Is there anything I can give you?"
"I'll let the Shu family go, Ah Yan promises to take care of me."
Ji Yan suddenly realized, and remembered, "What do you want? First of all, anything that threatens the child is impossible!" Don't even think about going to bed!
"Will Ah Yan agree to the child who wants to hold hands every day when he falls asleep without threatening?" He said so, but he had other thoughts in his heart.
It's not a big problem, he replied: "Okay." After all, Yi Cixiao slept on the other side in a regular manner for several days in a row, never moving towards him.
When they really slept together, when they woke up at night, they felt that there was an extra hand on their chest, and after a while, they got the proof, "Yi Cixiao!"
"You pervert!" He angrily hit someone with a pillow.
After waking up, Yi Cixiao avoided cleverly, "Ayan, what's wrong with me?"
"Don't pretend to me! You did it on purpose!" A big man was touched on his chest, and he lost his face when he said it, "I won't talk to you anymore!"
"Ayan wronged me again..." Yi Cixiao curled the corners of her lips in the unlit room.
"You still pretend!" Help, how could there be such a shameless person?
"Oh, since Ah Yan found out, how many nights should I go to the study to punish myself?" Yi Cixiao made an opinion.
Ji Yan naturally agreed with both hands and feet, "Then you go quickly, don't let this blah blah!"
"Before you go, ask for a kiss."
Leaning forward, he kissed his slightly parted lips, still not daring to bully him too hard, for fear of making him cry again.
He never thought that Ji Yan would burst into tears with just a kiss like a touch of water.
"Yi Cixiao... You bastard, you touched my chest again, and you kissed me, you are shameless, I want it..."
I had no choice but to get out of bed and light the lamp, my small eyes were red, my lips were pursed, and my hands kept wiping away tears, "You still have to turn on the light to see how you can laugh at me... woo... I don't want to play with you..." Eating hot pot at night is a good idea The good feelings Yi Cixiao had had disappeared now.
"Next time I will kiss again with Ah Yan's permission. It was my fault, and I will correct it." Yi Cixiao coaxed patiently.
He kicked Yi Cixiao's chest, "I will agree to this kind of thing? Do you still need to ask?"
Yi Cixiao smiled but didn't answer, "I'm in the study next door, Ah Yan can call me when she wakes up at night."
He kicked Rishang one after another, "Get lost!"
After a farce ended, Ji Yan didn't want to call Yi Cixiao for a walk at night, so he walked around and went back to sleep.
Taking advantage of the darkness, Yi Cixiao rode on a horse and went elsewhere.
Arrived at the private army camp, took most of the troops and headed for the Rat State.
---
The moon is gone, and after the New Year's Eve, Ji Yan has gained a little weight, his facial features have basically remained the same, and his calves are slightly swollen.
The amount of daily exercise is decreasing sharply, and she becomes exhausted after walking for a while. As a result, Yi Cixiao, who has been missing for more than half a month, comes back and tells him that Princess Wenyu is getting married tomorrow and needs to go together.
He was panting after walking a few steps, so he sat down carefully. He asked aggressively, "You don't know that I'm almost 7 months pregnant? You still let me go to this kind of place, what's your intention?"
"Ah Yan misunderstood me again. I heard that Yicheng has green mountains and rivers. Xu You said that it would be better for you to give birth there."
Ji Yan half-believingly said: "Is that so? Why didn't Dr. Xu tell me? I'll go ask him!"
Yi Cixiao didn't say much, and followed all the way behind. When Ji Yan walked to the pharmacy, he was already out of breath, "Xu, doctor, do you think it will be better if I go to that city to have a baby?"
Xu You Pharmaceutical's hand paused, and instantly understood what it meant, Mo rolled his eyes and said, "I don't know, maybe."
"Ah? What do you mean?"
"What I mean is that it's the same wherever you go. It won't change the essence. If it can make you feel better, it may be useful." Looking at the person still standing at the window, "Go and rest, the water is already swelling. , don’t want to leave after standing for so long?”
Ji Yan remembered suddenly, looked around and there was no place to sit, and looked at Yi Cixiao, "My lord, please do me a favor, take me back to my room, I can't walk anymore..."
"Okay." Yi Cixiao readily agreed, and after hugging her lover securely, she placed a kiss on the cheek.
"Yi Cixiao! You secretly kissed me!"
"No, I am an aboveboard relative. Didn't Ah Yan see it?"
Angrily wiped the saliva dripping from her cheeks, "Are you going to fart again?" I said it one night, and he agreed to the next kiss, and the result?The clown was himself.
"The last time I talked about kissing the lips, the cheeks are not incidental." Yi Ci Xiaoxu said.
Good dog!Really doggy!Ji Yan gritted his teeth angrily.
After dinner in the evening, Ji Yan took a shower and went to bed, and massaged his calf as usual to soothe his calves. When Yi Cixiao opened the door and came in, he saw that the person's slender legs were all exposed. For those who haven't eaten meat for a long time, this is torture, "Ah Are you trying to seduce me?"
"What are you doing here!" He quickly covered his legs with the quilt, Yi Cixiao's head was full of paint, who knew what would happen if he watched for a second longer.
"Come to sleep with Ah Yan." By the way, he said good news.
Ji Yan furiously said: "Who wants you to sleep with me? Don't you sleep in the study? Get lost!"
"Then Ah Yan doesn't want to hear how the Fifth Prince died?"
"I don't want to!" I suddenly realized that something was wrong, "Wait! How did he die? When did he die? Are you doing this all this time?"
The tone suddenly changed, which made Yi Cixiao a little uncomfortable, "Ayan, tell me what you were doing just now, and I will tell you how it went?"
In fact, Ji Yan doesn't really want to know the process. Killing people is too clear to cause nightmares, and it's enough to know the result.
"I was massaging my calves just now, so don't tell me the process!" But he was happy, and it didn't hurt to tell Yi Cixiao what he was doing.
Yi Cixiao gradually approached, "Why do you do this?"
"Because I'm uncomfortable, you go out quickly, I haven't pressed my other foot yet." Ji Yan frowned.
"I'll help Ah Yan." After finishing speaking, he took out his ankle from the quilt, put it on his thigh lightly, and pressed it, "Is this okay?"
Not to mention that Yi Cixiao's pressing is quite comfortable, his strength is too weak, and there are some places he can't touch, "Then you press."
The room fell into silence, and Ji Yan often enjoyed the silence, closing his eyes and almost falling asleep, when he heard Yi Cixiao ask him, "Does it hurt to walk?"
"It's not, it's just uncomfortable. It's the initial symptoms. You may have constipation, abdominal pain, and anemia. These are all normal things for pregnant women." In order to marry his wife back then, some I have understood it, how can I know the future, I have to use it on myself.
"It's so hard to give birth to a child, why do you still insist on giving birth?" Yi Cixiao didn't understand. At first, his mother could survive as long as he beat him, but she chose to risk her life to give birth, and died in the end.
Ji Yan didn't understand his way of thinking, and used his own logic to distinguish: "Why do you feel bitter? When many girls are pregnant, their husbands are very loving. Giving birth may be a rather bitter thing. But if the marriage is happy, it will not be bitter. What really makes people feel bitter is not the process of being pregnant for 10 months, but the behavior of the husband during the process."
He often doesn't understand why he is such a caring little warm man, it's fine if he can't marry a wife, but he has to have a child by himself if he wants a child.
Yi Cixiao guessed the meaning of those words and asked: "Then I am the role of husband?"
I gave him a good laugh, "Don't put gold on your face. If you want to be a husband, I will be your husband. You can be considered a daughter-in-law at most. Besides, we have no name and no role! It doesn't even count as a relationship, at most it counts as a daughter-in-law." Buddy, still want to be a husband, want to fart!"
As he said that, he put his other foot on Yi Cixiao's thigh, "Press..." When he encountered something indescribable, it overturned his three views, "Massaging you can set up a tent by stepping on a horse! Why are you so shameless?" ?
Although he is not very good at it, he can do it after thinking about it a few times, except for those few who need to blow, he really has no lung capacity.
"You can't stay in the house all the time, you have to go out for a walk." Yi Cixiao walked in and persuaded.
"Got it!" Ji Yan pouted, reluctantly letting go of the phoenix-headed harp.
Yi Cixiao helped others, "It's nothing, after giving birth, you can play as you want." He also doesn't have to hold back.
"What are you thinking? You can't go anywhere until you have a child? Bringing a child is the real trouble, okay?" After taking the teacher qualification test three times, he is confident that he can teach children well, but he may not be able to These instruments are gone.
When the time comes, I will ask if I can pick two convenient ones to take away. Everything will be fine, and it doesn't matter if I can't.
"You don't need to bring it."
As soon as the words fell, Ji Yan was greatly shocked, as expected!Yi Cixiao just set her eyes on this child, "No! What are you going to do? I won't take the child with you? Why can't I take my child?"
"I'm just afraid that you will be tired. If Ah Yan wants to, it's naturally possible."
After getting along for half a year, Ji Yan preliminarily judged that the credibility of this sentence was zero, and it was another day of worrying about the birth of the child.
He looked up at Yi Cixiao's side face, with sharp eyebrows, a straight nose bridge, and thin lips, and then looked down at his belly, son, your mother is very handsome, or... shall we condescend once for the sake of appearance?Mainly because your dad couldn't live without the money Yi Cixiao gave!
"Yi Cixiao..."
"I'm here."
"I want to eat hot pot, mala tang, barbecue, fried chicken, potato chips, chocolate..." He was hungry again, but it was lunch time soon, and he was much richer recently.
"I'll send someone to investigate."
Yi Cixiao's serious look at certain times is quite funny, "There were no such things in ancient times! Hey, wait, you should have hot pot, right? It's just...the kind with a pot in the middle, and many dishes are boiled together, do you have it?" ?”
After listening to the description, Yi Cixiao made a rough guess, "Yes, for dinner?"
"Okay! Yi Cixiao! You are great! If only you could always be like this." Then he can be the cutest child again, and his grandmother was responsive to him before.
"I will try my best to keep it." Every sentence touched his heart. After eating meat, he ate vegetarian for a long time and couldn't bear it.
"Ayan, remember what you promised me."
Ji Yan thought for a long time without remembering it, and asked for a long time, "Is there anything I can give you?"
"I'll let the Shu family go, Ah Yan promises to take care of me."
Ji Yan suddenly realized, and remembered, "What do you want? First of all, anything that threatens the child is impossible!" Don't even think about going to bed!
"Will Ah Yan agree to the child who wants to hold hands every day when he falls asleep without threatening?" He said so, but he had other thoughts in his heart.
It's not a big problem, he replied: "Okay." After all, Yi Cixiao slept on the other side in a regular manner for several days in a row, never moving towards him.
When they really slept together, when they woke up at night, they felt that there was an extra hand on their chest, and after a while, they got the proof, "Yi Cixiao!"
"You pervert!" He angrily hit someone with a pillow.
After waking up, Yi Cixiao avoided cleverly, "Ayan, what's wrong with me?"
"Don't pretend to me! You did it on purpose!" A big man was touched on his chest, and he lost his face when he said it, "I won't talk to you anymore!"
"Ayan wronged me again..." Yi Cixiao curled the corners of her lips in the unlit room.
"You still pretend!" Help, how could there be such a shameless person?
"Oh, since Ah Yan found out, how many nights should I go to the study to punish myself?" Yi Cixiao made an opinion.
Ji Yan naturally agreed with both hands and feet, "Then you go quickly, don't let this blah blah!"
"Before you go, ask for a kiss."
Leaning forward, he kissed his slightly parted lips, still not daring to bully him too hard, for fear of making him cry again.
He never thought that Ji Yan would burst into tears with just a kiss like a touch of water.
"Yi Cixiao... You bastard, you touched my chest again, and you kissed me, you are shameless, I want it..."
I had no choice but to get out of bed and light the lamp, my small eyes were red, my lips were pursed, and my hands kept wiping away tears, "You still have to turn on the light to see how you can laugh at me... woo... I don't want to play with you..." Eating hot pot at night is a good idea The good feelings Yi Cixiao had had disappeared now.
"Next time I will kiss again with Ah Yan's permission. It was my fault, and I will correct it." Yi Cixiao coaxed patiently.
He kicked Yi Cixiao's chest, "I will agree to this kind of thing? Do you still need to ask?"
Yi Cixiao smiled but didn't answer, "I'm in the study next door, Ah Yan can call me when she wakes up at night."
He kicked Rishang one after another, "Get lost!"
After a farce ended, Ji Yan didn't want to call Yi Cixiao for a walk at night, so he walked around and went back to sleep.
Taking advantage of the darkness, Yi Cixiao rode on a horse and went elsewhere.
Arrived at the private army camp, took most of the troops and headed for the Rat State.
---
The moon is gone, and after the New Year's Eve, Ji Yan has gained a little weight, his facial features have basically remained the same, and his calves are slightly swollen.
The amount of daily exercise is decreasing sharply, and she becomes exhausted after walking for a while. As a result, Yi Cixiao, who has been missing for more than half a month, comes back and tells him that Princess Wenyu is getting married tomorrow and needs to go together.
He was panting after walking a few steps, so he sat down carefully. He asked aggressively, "You don't know that I'm almost 7 months pregnant? You still let me go to this kind of place, what's your intention?"
"Ah Yan misunderstood me again. I heard that Yicheng has green mountains and rivers. Xu You said that it would be better for you to give birth there."
Ji Yan half-believingly said: "Is that so? Why didn't Dr. Xu tell me? I'll go ask him!"
Yi Cixiao didn't say much, and followed all the way behind. When Ji Yan walked to the pharmacy, he was already out of breath, "Xu, doctor, do you think it will be better if I go to that city to have a baby?"
Xu You Pharmaceutical's hand paused, and instantly understood what it meant, Mo rolled his eyes and said, "I don't know, maybe."
"Ah? What do you mean?"
"What I mean is that it's the same wherever you go. It won't change the essence. If it can make you feel better, it may be useful." Looking at the person still standing at the window, "Go and rest, the water is already swelling. , don’t want to leave after standing for so long?”
Ji Yan remembered suddenly, looked around and there was no place to sit, and looked at Yi Cixiao, "My lord, please do me a favor, take me back to my room, I can't walk anymore..."
"Okay." Yi Cixiao readily agreed, and after hugging her lover securely, she placed a kiss on the cheek.
"Yi Cixiao! You secretly kissed me!"
"No, I am an aboveboard relative. Didn't Ah Yan see it?"
Angrily wiped the saliva dripping from her cheeks, "Are you going to fart again?" I said it one night, and he agreed to the next kiss, and the result?The clown was himself.
"The last time I talked about kissing the lips, the cheeks are not incidental." Yi Ci Xiaoxu said.
Good dog!Really doggy!Ji Yan gritted his teeth angrily.
After dinner in the evening, Ji Yan took a shower and went to bed, and massaged his calf as usual to soothe his calves. When Yi Cixiao opened the door and came in, he saw that the person's slender legs were all exposed. For those who haven't eaten meat for a long time, this is torture, "Ah Are you trying to seduce me?"
"What are you doing here!" He quickly covered his legs with the quilt, Yi Cixiao's head was full of paint, who knew what would happen if he watched for a second longer.
"Come to sleep with Ah Yan." By the way, he said good news.
Ji Yan furiously said: "Who wants you to sleep with me? Don't you sleep in the study? Get lost!"
"Then Ah Yan doesn't want to hear how the Fifth Prince died?"
"I don't want to!" I suddenly realized that something was wrong, "Wait! How did he die? When did he die? Are you doing this all this time?"
The tone suddenly changed, which made Yi Cixiao a little uncomfortable, "Ayan, tell me what you were doing just now, and I will tell you how it went?"
In fact, Ji Yan doesn't really want to know the process. Killing people is too clear to cause nightmares, and it's enough to know the result.
"I was massaging my calves just now, so don't tell me the process!" But he was happy, and it didn't hurt to tell Yi Cixiao what he was doing.
Yi Cixiao gradually approached, "Why do you do this?"
"Because I'm uncomfortable, you go out quickly, I haven't pressed my other foot yet." Ji Yan frowned.
"I'll help Ah Yan." After finishing speaking, he took out his ankle from the quilt, put it on his thigh lightly, and pressed it, "Is this okay?"
Not to mention that Yi Cixiao's pressing is quite comfortable, his strength is too weak, and there are some places he can't touch, "Then you press."
The room fell into silence, and Ji Yan often enjoyed the silence, closing his eyes and almost falling asleep, when he heard Yi Cixiao ask him, "Does it hurt to walk?"
"It's not, it's just uncomfortable. It's the initial symptoms. You may have constipation, abdominal pain, and anemia. These are all normal things for pregnant women." In order to marry his wife back then, some I have understood it, how can I know the future, I have to use it on myself.
"It's so hard to give birth to a child, why do you still insist on giving birth?" Yi Cixiao didn't understand. At first, his mother could survive as long as he beat him, but she chose to risk her life to give birth, and died in the end.
Ji Yan didn't understand his way of thinking, and used his own logic to distinguish: "Why do you feel bitter? When many girls are pregnant, their husbands are very loving. Giving birth may be a rather bitter thing. But if the marriage is happy, it will not be bitter. What really makes people feel bitter is not the process of being pregnant for 10 months, but the behavior of the husband during the process."
He often doesn't understand why he is such a caring little warm man, it's fine if he can't marry a wife, but he has to have a child by himself if he wants a child.
Yi Cixiao guessed the meaning of those words and asked: "Then I am the role of husband?"
I gave him a good laugh, "Don't put gold on your face. If you want to be a husband, I will be your husband. You can be considered a daughter-in-law at most. Besides, we have no name and no role! It doesn't even count as a relationship, at most it counts as a daughter-in-law." Buddy, still want to be a husband, want to fart!"
As he said that, he put his other foot on Yi Cixiao's thigh, "Press..." When he encountered something indescribable, it overturned his three views, "Massaging you can set up a tent by stepping on a horse! Why are you so shameless?" ?
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