The prince dressed as cannon fodder was targeted by the regent
Chapter 39 I don't act like a baby to men
Stayed in Yangzhou for one night. In the morning of the next day, Ji Yan didn't wake up after breakfast, he yawned and asked, "Wow~ are you leaving so early? Mr. Shu is in good health."
Shu Zhi was also laughed at, and explained: "I didn't go anywhere indiscriminately last night. I stayed in a hotel like you. Today we will go to a town first to meet an old friend of mine."
At this moment, Ji Yan woke up a little bit from sleep, "Ah... yes." He wanted to return to the capital quickly, but after all, he was under the control of others, so he didn't want to ask for anything.
After getting into the carriage, he felt that the seat was not as comfortable as before, so he asked casually, "Have you changed the stool?"
"I changed to a carriage, the space is smaller, and the journey will be faster." Shu Zhiyi sat down opposite him and explained.
It's a lot smaller, and it feels like sitting like this, with Shu Zhiyi's nose to nose, eyes to eyes, it looks awkward at first glance, but fortunately, he had a nightmare last night and didn't sleep well, and he fell asleep not long after.
At noon, he was called up by Shu Zhiyi to eat, there was no one around, only a noodle restaurant by the side of the road, after much deliberation, he asked, "Mr. Shu, how long will it take you to catch up with your friends?"
"About two days, what's the matter?"
Ji Yan smiled politely, "It's okay."
Shu Zhi also joked: "Who is so important? Could it be that you like the white-haired man you mentioned?"
Just as Ji Yan took a mouthful of noodles, he choked suddenly, and before he could chew, he swallowed and said hurriedly, "No! No, no! I don't like men, I don't like him, I don't like him."
"Then...or that girl?"
"No, no, I don't think I like women anymore..." He said that he liked Shang Guanjing, and he was completely intimidated, and now everything he said was "no".
"Both men and women don't like it? Could it be...?" Shu Zhi also frowned and pretended to think.
"No, no, no! I like people! Not other things!" Stuck for a long time, he popped out, "Do I like myself?"
Shu Zhiyi: "Pfft!"
Ji Yan looked at him covering his stomach and laughing, feeling a little speechless, what is this for?Is it that funny?
After eating and drinking enough, he continued on his way. Suddenly, the road conditions were uneven, and the interior of the carriage was ups and downs. After finally getting used to the carriage, Ji Yan, who would not vomit when sitting in the carriage, was defeated again successfully.
"Stop on the side for a while..." He couldn't hold it any longer. When he got out of the car, he vomited all he had eaten at noon. The heart that wants to die wells up.
Shu Zhi also came to help him, he wanted to hold back, but he was exhausted, so he unconsciously helped him up, and asked in a low voice, "How far do we have to go in this road condition?"
The carriage master replied: "About 500 zhang."
When it came to his knowledge blind spot, he asked Shu Zhiyi, "How far is 500 feet? Tell me to be more precise, for example, how many meters?"
Shu Zhi also explained, "It's less than four miles away."
He didn't learn the history of mathematics well, and he didn't understand it until this point, so he remained silent.
Fortunately, it wasn't very far away. In less than half an hour, it was a flat road again. It was too comfortable and easy to get sleepy. Leaning against the corner, he fell asleep again.
My stomach is empty, and I haven't learned much these days, so I feel a little bit hungry. I'm really embarrassed to always cause trouble for others.
As night fell, the carriage changed from speeding up to suddenly stopping, and ran into a woman in red on horseback, stopped the carriage, and saw that the people inside could not come out, she complained, "The young master inside is not Come out and meet? Such indifference makes the little girl very sad."
"Why did you stop us?" Shu Zhi also asked.
Ji Yan felt that the voice was extremely familiar, and he was even more familiar with the tone of voice, trying to figure out who it was.
Picking up the clothes and leading the horses back and forth, but not giving them a chance to pass, "I am looking for a person on the order of my master. I doubt that the person in the car is that person, and I want to verify it."
"Who is the girl looking for?"
Shiyi touched a strand of hair and said shyly, "Of course it's my sweetheart!"
Ji Yan: "!!!" This tone, this intonation, this shameless operation!Who else but the heroine?He wanted to get out of the car, so he asked Shu Zhiyi for his opinion first, "I know her, can I get down?"
Shu Zhiyi didn't give him a look, he looked straight ahead and said, "No need."
"But she's not a bad person!" Ji Yan was a little anxious.
Shu Zhi also rolled his eyes at him, and said in a slightly disgusted tone, "In your eyes, no one is a bad person."
Ji Yan had no choice but to shut up, his face turned into a bitter gourd, extremely wronged.
Their conversations came to Shiyi's ears one by one, and she was even more convinced that Ji Yan was in it, "If the young master refuses, then I can only try."
She leaned forward on the back of the horse, and the groom took out his sword and fought. After some fighting, she quickly drew blood from the sword, and came to the carriage, "If I don't come out, I will go in~"
The folding fan broke through the curtain of the car, picking up clothes felt novel, it was the first time I saw someone using a fan as a weapon, it was interesting.
No one stopped Ji Yan, he got off the carriage without saying a word, stood beside him and shouted: "Mr. Shu! She is really not a bad person, stop beating her!"
Shi Yi was pleased by these words, stepped aside deliberately, and gave him a wink, "Of course I'm not a bad person! Little beauties have eyes!"
This situation, even a person like Ji Yan who doesn't understand anything can see it. Shiyi is playing around the whole time, and Shu Zhiyi is almost pissed off.
After a while, Shiyi seemed to have had enough of playing, he knocked Shu Zhiyi several meters away with his palm, and pointed the long sword towards the heart.
Blocking Ji Yan is unstoppable, so impatient and desperate, he ran towards Shu Zhiyi, shouting, "Ahh! Help!"
Poor acting skills, even picking up the clothes and not wanting to tear them through, but finally did not stab, the sword stopped in the air and said: "Your ridiculous excuse, can you deceive other people besides Biqing? Do you think I am as stupid as her?"
The stop was to prove that Shu Zhiyi still had a chance to live. He quickly stood in front of Shu Zhiyi, blocked him with his body and said, "Sister, why did you kill him?"
"Shouldn't he be killed as the fifth prince? The fifth prince is the common enemy of my master and your lover. If I don't kill him, should I kill you?"
"No, he's not, he saved me, he's definitely not from the Fifth Prince!" Ji Yan said firmly.
Shiyi wished he could open the head of this little beauty to see what was inside. He had seen such a stupid one before, "Do you think he saved you? He just took a fancy to your face! Are you How about counting the money for someone else after being sold?"
Of course Ji Yan knew that he fell in love with him, but he still didn't believe that Shu Zhi was also the Fifth Prince's man, "He only saved me because he fell in love with my face."
Picking up her clothes and holding her forehead, "I finally know why Biqing's temper is getting worse and worse now. After staying with you for a long time, it's really... oh... okay, I won't tell you anymore, get out of the way quickly, I Kill him, and bring you back for business."
"No! Sister, saving someone's life is better than building a ten-level pagoda. We have to figure out everything. I know I'm stupid, so can we not kill him?" Ji Yan said coquettishly.
"You are stupid because you are stupid, why can't I kill him?" This was the first time Shiyi had heard such a statement in his life.
"I don't think he's a bad guy. If you can't convince me, you can't kill him..."
Shiyi: "..."
"Unless you can convince me that he is a bad person..." He gently pushed the sharp sword on his chest away with his fingertips.
"Are you empathizing? Why do you want to change to someone who has lived in a brothel for a long time? Are you out of your mind?"
"No, sister, he saved me! I don't like him..."
The two sides were at a stalemate, Shu Zhi also stood up and said: "I am not the so-called fifth prince, but I am indeed a greedy and lustful person. I saved Ji Yan just because of love at first sight. If it is because of this that I will take my life, then I have nothing to say."
Shiyi nodded and changed his tone, "Oh~ So I misunderstood you, okay! If you allow me to take him away, I will save your life~"
Ji Yan spoke again, "No, I haven't paid him back yet!"
Shiyi smiled contemptuously, "How much money? I'll pay it back for you!" He raised his eyebrows and looked at Shu Zhiyi.
"There should be dozens of taels of gold." Ji Yan replied.
As soon as the number came out, Shiyi almost fell to the ground, and looked at Ji Yan in disbelief, "Cough... where did you redeem it? Or should I send you back?"
Ji Yan felt wronged, "Sister..."
Shiyi raised his forehead again, "I can't afford to pay, let your lover pay for it."
"He's not my lover! Don't talk nonsense!" Ji Yan said anxiously.
"Yo Yo Yo, I've been in bed so many times. If it's a woman, I guess there are several children." Shi Yi didn't give him a chance to refute, and said to Shu Zhi who was behind him: "Young master with all kinds of charms, go Let's drive the horse, and then... quickly find a place to rest, everyone is tired all day."
Ji Yan silently followed and got into the carriage, rubbing his stomach halfway, feeling very hungry...
When Shiyi saw it, he took out a piece of cake and threw it over, "Biqing said you can eat it, so I asked me to bring it for you."
"Thank you two sisters..." He shed tears of emotion.
It was only at Zishi that he found a resting place, and Shu Zhiyi staggered when he came down, Ji Yan helped him in time, "Slow down, slow down!"
Shiyi didn't bother to pay attention to them, so he went in first, and there was no one else. Shu Zhi also asked a question he really wanted to ask: "Aren't you afraid that I'm lying?"
"Let's lie if you lied, after all, life is more important." He helped Shu Zhiyi in, and he was still worried when he was sent to the room, "Are you seriously injured? Do you want to call a doctor or something?"
"It's quite heavy, but if there are beauties who are willing to act coquettishly with me... then maybe it'll be fine..." Shu Zhiyi said in a half-joking tone.
"Don't make trouble, I don't act like a baby to men." In fact, I just don't want to.
"Is that really the case? How do I remember the first time we met, Mr. Ji and I were strangers at that time, but he called each other so sweet." Shu Zhi also asked with a smile.
Unable to answer, he dropped the sentence "Go to bed early", and then fled. ?
Shu Zhi was also laughed at, and explained: "I didn't go anywhere indiscriminately last night. I stayed in a hotel like you. Today we will go to a town first to meet an old friend of mine."
At this moment, Ji Yan woke up a little bit from sleep, "Ah... yes." He wanted to return to the capital quickly, but after all, he was under the control of others, so he didn't want to ask for anything.
After getting into the carriage, he felt that the seat was not as comfortable as before, so he asked casually, "Have you changed the stool?"
"I changed to a carriage, the space is smaller, and the journey will be faster." Shu Zhiyi sat down opposite him and explained.
It's a lot smaller, and it feels like sitting like this, with Shu Zhiyi's nose to nose, eyes to eyes, it looks awkward at first glance, but fortunately, he had a nightmare last night and didn't sleep well, and he fell asleep not long after.
At noon, he was called up by Shu Zhiyi to eat, there was no one around, only a noodle restaurant by the side of the road, after much deliberation, he asked, "Mr. Shu, how long will it take you to catch up with your friends?"
"About two days, what's the matter?"
Ji Yan smiled politely, "It's okay."
Shu Zhi also joked: "Who is so important? Could it be that you like the white-haired man you mentioned?"
Just as Ji Yan took a mouthful of noodles, he choked suddenly, and before he could chew, he swallowed and said hurriedly, "No! No, no! I don't like men, I don't like him, I don't like him."
"Then...or that girl?"
"No, no, I don't think I like women anymore..." He said that he liked Shang Guanjing, and he was completely intimidated, and now everything he said was "no".
"Both men and women don't like it? Could it be...?" Shu Zhi also frowned and pretended to think.
"No, no, no! I like people! Not other things!" Stuck for a long time, he popped out, "Do I like myself?"
Shu Zhiyi: "Pfft!"
Ji Yan looked at him covering his stomach and laughing, feeling a little speechless, what is this for?Is it that funny?
After eating and drinking enough, he continued on his way. Suddenly, the road conditions were uneven, and the interior of the carriage was ups and downs. After finally getting used to the carriage, Ji Yan, who would not vomit when sitting in the carriage, was defeated again successfully.
"Stop on the side for a while..." He couldn't hold it any longer. When he got out of the car, he vomited all he had eaten at noon. The heart that wants to die wells up.
Shu Zhi also came to help him, he wanted to hold back, but he was exhausted, so he unconsciously helped him up, and asked in a low voice, "How far do we have to go in this road condition?"
The carriage master replied: "About 500 zhang."
When it came to his knowledge blind spot, he asked Shu Zhiyi, "How far is 500 feet? Tell me to be more precise, for example, how many meters?"
Shu Zhi also explained, "It's less than four miles away."
He didn't learn the history of mathematics well, and he didn't understand it until this point, so he remained silent.
Fortunately, it wasn't very far away. In less than half an hour, it was a flat road again. It was too comfortable and easy to get sleepy. Leaning against the corner, he fell asleep again.
My stomach is empty, and I haven't learned much these days, so I feel a little bit hungry. I'm really embarrassed to always cause trouble for others.
As night fell, the carriage changed from speeding up to suddenly stopping, and ran into a woman in red on horseback, stopped the carriage, and saw that the people inside could not come out, she complained, "The young master inside is not Come out and meet? Such indifference makes the little girl very sad."
"Why did you stop us?" Shu Zhi also asked.
Ji Yan felt that the voice was extremely familiar, and he was even more familiar with the tone of voice, trying to figure out who it was.
Picking up the clothes and leading the horses back and forth, but not giving them a chance to pass, "I am looking for a person on the order of my master. I doubt that the person in the car is that person, and I want to verify it."
"Who is the girl looking for?"
Shiyi touched a strand of hair and said shyly, "Of course it's my sweetheart!"
Ji Yan: "!!!" This tone, this intonation, this shameless operation!Who else but the heroine?He wanted to get out of the car, so he asked Shu Zhiyi for his opinion first, "I know her, can I get down?"
Shu Zhiyi didn't give him a look, he looked straight ahead and said, "No need."
"But she's not a bad person!" Ji Yan was a little anxious.
Shu Zhi also rolled his eyes at him, and said in a slightly disgusted tone, "In your eyes, no one is a bad person."
Ji Yan had no choice but to shut up, his face turned into a bitter gourd, extremely wronged.
Their conversations came to Shiyi's ears one by one, and she was even more convinced that Ji Yan was in it, "If the young master refuses, then I can only try."
She leaned forward on the back of the horse, and the groom took out his sword and fought. After some fighting, she quickly drew blood from the sword, and came to the carriage, "If I don't come out, I will go in~"
The folding fan broke through the curtain of the car, picking up clothes felt novel, it was the first time I saw someone using a fan as a weapon, it was interesting.
No one stopped Ji Yan, he got off the carriage without saying a word, stood beside him and shouted: "Mr. Shu! She is really not a bad person, stop beating her!"
Shi Yi was pleased by these words, stepped aside deliberately, and gave him a wink, "Of course I'm not a bad person! Little beauties have eyes!"
This situation, even a person like Ji Yan who doesn't understand anything can see it. Shiyi is playing around the whole time, and Shu Zhiyi is almost pissed off.
After a while, Shiyi seemed to have had enough of playing, he knocked Shu Zhiyi several meters away with his palm, and pointed the long sword towards the heart.
Blocking Ji Yan is unstoppable, so impatient and desperate, he ran towards Shu Zhiyi, shouting, "Ahh! Help!"
Poor acting skills, even picking up the clothes and not wanting to tear them through, but finally did not stab, the sword stopped in the air and said: "Your ridiculous excuse, can you deceive other people besides Biqing? Do you think I am as stupid as her?"
The stop was to prove that Shu Zhiyi still had a chance to live. He quickly stood in front of Shu Zhiyi, blocked him with his body and said, "Sister, why did you kill him?"
"Shouldn't he be killed as the fifth prince? The fifth prince is the common enemy of my master and your lover. If I don't kill him, should I kill you?"
"No, he's not, he saved me, he's definitely not from the Fifth Prince!" Ji Yan said firmly.
Shiyi wished he could open the head of this little beauty to see what was inside. He had seen such a stupid one before, "Do you think he saved you? He just took a fancy to your face! Are you How about counting the money for someone else after being sold?"
Of course Ji Yan knew that he fell in love with him, but he still didn't believe that Shu Zhi was also the Fifth Prince's man, "He only saved me because he fell in love with my face."
Picking up her clothes and holding her forehead, "I finally know why Biqing's temper is getting worse and worse now. After staying with you for a long time, it's really... oh... okay, I won't tell you anymore, get out of the way quickly, I Kill him, and bring you back for business."
"No! Sister, saving someone's life is better than building a ten-level pagoda. We have to figure out everything. I know I'm stupid, so can we not kill him?" Ji Yan said coquettishly.
"You are stupid because you are stupid, why can't I kill him?" This was the first time Shiyi had heard such a statement in his life.
"I don't think he's a bad guy. If you can't convince me, you can't kill him..."
Shiyi: "..."
"Unless you can convince me that he is a bad person..." He gently pushed the sharp sword on his chest away with his fingertips.
"Are you empathizing? Why do you want to change to someone who has lived in a brothel for a long time? Are you out of your mind?"
"No, sister, he saved me! I don't like him..."
The two sides were at a stalemate, Shu Zhi also stood up and said: "I am not the so-called fifth prince, but I am indeed a greedy and lustful person. I saved Ji Yan just because of love at first sight. If it is because of this that I will take my life, then I have nothing to say."
Shiyi nodded and changed his tone, "Oh~ So I misunderstood you, okay! If you allow me to take him away, I will save your life~"
Ji Yan spoke again, "No, I haven't paid him back yet!"
Shiyi smiled contemptuously, "How much money? I'll pay it back for you!" He raised his eyebrows and looked at Shu Zhiyi.
"There should be dozens of taels of gold." Ji Yan replied.
As soon as the number came out, Shiyi almost fell to the ground, and looked at Ji Yan in disbelief, "Cough... where did you redeem it? Or should I send you back?"
Ji Yan felt wronged, "Sister..."
Shiyi raised his forehead again, "I can't afford to pay, let your lover pay for it."
"He's not my lover! Don't talk nonsense!" Ji Yan said anxiously.
"Yo Yo Yo, I've been in bed so many times. If it's a woman, I guess there are several children." Shi Yi didn't give him a chance to refute, and said to Shu Zhi who was behind him: "Young master with all kinds of charms, go Let's drive the horse, and then... quickly find a place to rest, everyone is tired all day."
Ji Yan silently followed and got into the carriage, rubbing his stomach halfway, feeling very hungry...
When Shiyi saw it, he took out a piece of cake and threw it over, "Biqing said you can eat it, so I asked me to bring it for you."
"Thank you two sisters..." He shed tears of emotion.
It was only at Zishi that he found a resting place, and Shu Zhiyi staggered when he came down, Ji Yan helped him in time, "Slow down, slow down!"
Shiyi didn't bother to pay attention to them, so he went in first, and there was no one else. Shu Zhi also asked a question he really wanted to ask: "Aren't you afraid that I'm lying?"
"Let's lie if you lied, after all, life is more important." He helped Shu Zhiyi in, and he was still worried when he was sent to the room, "Are you seriously injured? Do you want to call a doctor or something?"
"It's quite heavy, but if there are beauties who are willing to act coquettishly with me... then maybe it'll be fine..." Shu Zhiyi said in a half-joking tone.
"Don't make trouble, I don't act like a baby to men." In fact, I just don't want to.
"Is that really the case? How do I remember the first time we met, Mr. Ji and I were strangers at that time, but he called each other so sweet." Shu Zhi also asked with a smile.
Unable to answer, he dropped the sentence "Go to bed early", and then fled. ?
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