Bend yourself and the great God HE

That night, Qiao Yun took the initiative to call Mo Ran for the first time.

On the phone, he showed off to Mo Ran: "Today someone asked me if I was single." His tone was very indifferent, but Qiao Yun secretly curled his lips.

"Oh, is that so?" Mo Ran held back a smile, "Who, do I know?"

Knowing that you would ask this question, Qiao Yun coughed twice: "You don't know him, he's from our school. Tell me, isn't my brother very handsome, which makes me very embarrassed."

Mo Ran couldn't help it anymore, and let out a chuckle: "Handsome is handsome, but this is the first time you have encountered such a thing, do you have any experience?"

Qiao Yun became unhappy: "What about the first time, I am happy, and I even agreed!"

"accepted?"

"That's right, she's a big beauty. My master agreed on the spot. Why are you happy for me?"

Mo Ran fell silent.

Qiao Yun coughed and continued, "Why don't you speak?"

"No." Mo Ran asked, "Who is that person?"

His tone was in sharp contrast to the chuckle just now.

Qiao Yun snorted inwardly: "I'm kidding, just tell me you're happy for me, and I'll tell you."

"Qiao Yun, you know I can't joke." Stranger's tone was indeed much more serious than before.

Qiao Yun trembled a little in his heart: "Okay, I said yes. In fact, he didn't confess, he just asked me if I was single, and I replied that I like men, and there will be no future after that."

"—are you happy now?"

There was still no sound from Mo Ran.

Qiao Yun got angry: "Hey, what the hell are you doing, don't answer the phone if you don't like to talk to me, and it's like this again, forget it, hang up."

"Qiao Yun." Mo Ran said, "I was wondering, is it true that you said you like boys?"

Qiao Yun was slightly stunned, "...what, steamed or boiled, it's just an excuse. You have used this excuse to decline others before, I learned from you."

Mo Ran called from the phone with short breaths, and Mo Ran said, "Well, I see, you learned from me, and you will be like me after learning."

"How are you?" Qiao Yun slid his Adam's apple slightly, his heart thumping.

Mo Ran smiled: "Like me, brainwashing myself day and night, and finally it will come true."

When eating in the cafeteria that day, Qiao Yun inserted a piece of braised pork and asked Liu Xing, "Do you want to eat it?"

Liu Xing shook his head: "You know I don't like braised pork."

Qiao Yun said: "You tell yourself you want to eat it, and you like it after brainwashing yourself, try it?"

Liu Xing looked at Qiao Yun as if he was insane, and his face was a little speechless: "Bewitched? I don't even like to eat it, and I still brainwash myself. I must be sick."

Qiao Yun's eyes were unfocused.

Liu Xing was amused, and put his chopsticks down: "What's the matter with you, you've been looking depressed from yesterday to today, as if you can't figure out something big, and you can't talk about it. Come on, come on, just talk about the problem, and the uncle will help you Analyze analysis."

Qiao Yun gathered the focus of his eyes and looked at Liu Xing: "I just want to know, you don't like this thing, but you keep telling yourself that you like it, and then you really like it, is it possible?"

"Wait." Liu Xing blinked, pointed at the braised pork and said, "I don't like it, and I can't tell myself I like it! Do you understand the logic?"

Qiao Yun shook his head.

"Idiot." Liu Xing scolded, "If I really eat braised pork someday, believe me, it's definitely not because I brainwashed myself to like it, but because I really like it so I brainwashed myself. This logic Do you understand again?"

Qiao Yun remained silent, paused for a few seconds and asked slowly, "So you like braised pork."

"..." Liu Xing choked up, completely defeated, "Yes, I like braised pork so I brainwashed myself!"

Okay, Qiao Yun got it.

Turning around, he called Qiao Mingsheng, "Dad, last time you said that the branch in City B would recruit interns, so will you still recruit interns this summer?"