Jianghu is not a place outside the law [Comprehensive martial arts]

After returning from Bat Island, I worked hard for a few days and settled down with Zhang San.Jiang Yuyu can finally lie comfortably on the bed and start her own life at home.

She squinted her eyes happily, and rolled around hugging the pillow, ah, it's been a long time since I didn't have to go out!Bed bed sauce!

Maybe it's the fairy spirit in the big brother's fake heart, she won't feel backache after lying on the bed for a whole day.It was just a little boring, but soon she found out that although she didn't have internet, her big brother's phone had internet! ! !

Everything in Zhang San's house is good, but there is no internet. If there is internet, she is willing to lie on the bed for a while!Ten thousand!Year!

Jiang Yuyu was so moved that he drew a cross towards the west, big brother, at this moment, I intended to call you daddy!

Because of you, is my God!

But his internet is also somewhat limited, he can only download and play some games, social software and so on, which cannot be opened at all.His old broken machine is still a bit laggy when playing games, but at least he can still play games. Anyway, Jiang Yuyu has everything he needs, and small flaws can be ignored.

Jiang Yuyu became a salted fish pie.

As a hyperactive monkey spirit, Sikong Zhaixing was naturally somewhat distasteful.

It's not that he doesn't know that Jiang Yuyu is lazy, but he didn't expect the other party to be so lazy. Since returning from Bat Island and making arrangements for Zhang San's family, she lay down.

Get up every day and only do three things, wash, eat, go to the toilet, let her go out to play and cry tired!

At first, when Jiang Yuyu came back and yelled that she was tired and needed a good rest for a few days, Sikong Zhaoxing couldn't hold back the desire to take her out to play.

However, half a month has passed, and she is still lying dead.

Sikong Zhaixing finally couldn't bear it any longer, stood in front of her bed with his arms crossed, and said angrily, "Are you going to die of laziness on the bed?"

Jiang Yuyu barely raised his head from the phone, and said righteously: "Is this a bed? This is my coffin!"

"...What do you mean?" Sikong Zhaoxing hadn't reacted yet.

The little turtle just crawled out of the big water tank next to it at this moment, and explained in a childish voice: "She can die on this coffin!"

She could die on this...

Sikong Zhaixing choked speechlessly, and gave her a look like what nonsense are you talking about, but he also knew that there was only one other thing that could overcome Jiang Yuyu's lazy cancer: "...go out to play, take you to eat delicious."

Jiang Yuyu looked at him with bright eyes when he heard the words: "Pack..."

Sikong Zhaixing snorted: "I won't help you pack this time, either get up and eat together, or don't eat."

Jiang Yuyu wowed and rolled on the bed.

"Sikong Zhaixing, you are no longer the perfect delivery guy in my heart!"

Sikong Zhaixing said unhappily: "I'm just your delivery guy, right?"

Apart from delivering food to her, there is no other role!

"Men are big pigs, whether they like it or not, whether they love it or not, and whether they are happy, are all deceptive." Jiang Yuyu began to babble, wiping away fake tears and said, "How long have we only been together?" , you didn't even give me food..."

The little tortoise widened his eyes, looked at Jiang Yuyu's drama addiction as soon as he said it, and wondered if you were really crying.

The little tortoise could see it, and Sikong Zhaixing could also see it, veins popped out of his forehead, "Aren't I going to feed you? I'm not going to feed you up to your mouth!"

Jiang Yuyu stared at him with wide innocent eyes, and said seriously: "You don't need to talk, just walk to the door."

Sikong Zhaixing suppressed the desire to complain, and stared back at her in a displeased manner.

"You're too lazy."

"Anyway, I won't deliver it to you today, do you want to go out to eat? If not, I'm leaving."

He made a gesture to go.

"Don't go, don't go!" Seeing this, Jiang Yuyu squirmed over from the bed like a caterpillar again, and when Sikong Zhaixing looked back, there was a caterpillar wrapped in a quilt in his arms.

Jiang Yuyu lay in Sikong Zhaixing's arms, aggrieved and said: "Xingxing, I'm hungry."

Sikong Zhaixing: "..."

Jiang Yuyu: "Which."

Sikong Zhaixing held his forehead with a headache: "..."

Jiang Yuyu raised her hand and swore: "I'm just tired, I'll rest today! I'll go out tomorrow!"

Sikong Zhaixing glanced at her: "You said it yourself, tonight is the last time."

"It's impossible to be the last time, but it's still possible to go out tomorrow."

Seeing that Sikong Zhaixing agreed, Jiang Yuyu rolled back on the bed in an instant, and said with a calm face: "Hey, hey, I want to eat eel noodles tonight~"

Turning around with a ruthless look, the little tortoise had another wow expression, full of admiration that the tortoise had learned!

Sikong Zhaixing: "..."

He shouldn't be soft-hearted towards this woman!

Sikong Zhaixing turned around angrily, Jiang Yuyu on the bed seemed to think of something again, instantly got up and stood on the bed, a carp straightened up and swooped on his back.

Did Sikong Zhaixing look sideways, and said coolly, "What, figured it out? Are you finally willing to go out?"

Jiang Yuyu smacked his lips with a smile.

"Pack your hard work."

Sikong Zhaixing still wanted to make a bad face for a while, but he couldn't stop raising the corners of his lips that were poked.

Jiang Yuyu put his arms around his neck and said, "Be happy."

Sikong Zhaixing snorted softly, "...I lost money."

Jiang Yuyu: "Huh?"

He snorted, quickly turned over and pressed him back on the bed, looking down at Jiang Yuyu from above: "It's my hard work packing before."

Jiang Yuyu let out a wow, covered her mouth, looked at him vigilantly, and said vaguely: "Today is Mid-Autumn Festival, this is a holiday benefit..."

Sikong Zhaixing lowered his head, bit her finger lightly, Jiang Yuyu felt a slight tingle, and moved away unconsciously.

He kissed back with a sip, and said with bright eyes: "It's okay, I can steal it."

This is not just, stolen.

……

The little turtle quickly covered his eyes, thinking that human beings are so shameless, and then slowly crawled back to his big water tank.

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After the matter of Bat Island came to an end, Lu Xiaofeng also felt strange, he never saw Yuyu again.

On the contrary, Sikong Zhaixing appeared in front of him more and more frequently.

For example, one day, Lu Xiaofeng, who had just returned to the capital, heard that a new roast duck restaurant was opened, claiming to be the best in the world, so he rushed to the store excitedly, and then he and Sikong Jie, who was disguised as a beauty, made the crowd give way to him. Meet by chance.

Lu Xiaofeng: "...?"

Later, I heard that there is a chef in Suzhou in the south of the Yangtze River who can use vegetarian food to make the taste of Buddha jumping over the wall, which can be called a masterpiece in the world.Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou looked forward to visiting the chef's private house, and saw Sikong Jiexing, who had turned into an eminent monk, with Wuhua sitting in his seat, giving a profound lecture to the sincere chef.

Lu Xiaofeng: "...?"

Hua Manlou: "...?"

On the full moon day of the Mid-Autumn Festival, Lu Xiaofeng, who was anxious to get angry because of the decisive battle between Ximen Chuixue and Ye Gucheng at the top of the Forbidden City, who hadn't eaten all day, found a small noodle stall at random, and sat down with Sikong Zhaixing, who was also waiting for the boss's unique eel silk noodles at the noodle stall. meet.

"..." Lu Xiaofeng looked at the leisurely Sikong Zhaixing, and couldn't help but ask, "Are you...very busy lately?"

Why don't you help him if you're too busy, he's so busy!

Sikong Zhaixing glanced at him: "How can you tell that I'm very busy, I'm so busy, okay?"

Lu Xiaofeng took a look at his upturned Erlang feet, and leaned leisurely on the table, from time to time, he checked to see if the boss's eel silk noodles were ready, but he really didn't see where he was busy.

As busy as he is, let alone eel noodles, he didn't dare to order green vegetable noodles, so he asked for a bowl of plain noodles, and had to leave after eating.

Sikong Zhaixing gave him a calm but slightly ostentatious hooked lips: "You know what a fart, this is what fish want to eat."

"She likes to eat fresh ones, and the noodles should not be lumpy at all. You have to bring them to her as soon as they come out of the pan."

"Tsk, you're really squeamish."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

You speak delicately, what's the matter with your toothache tone? ? ?

Is he showing off?He's just showing off! !

Outrageous!

One day he will be shown off by Sikong Zhaixing!

The author says:

Another chapter tonight?